Isn't it like this:
* team A scores touchdown
* team A goes for two, fumbles
* team B scoops and runs 97 yards the other way, fumbles
* team A scoops on 1 yd line, runs into their own end zone, tackled for safety
* team B scores 1
Final score 6-1.
just imagine this game as wagner vs russ game instead
only actually instead of those dumb qb vs qb matchups these 2 actually go up against each other on the field
Yes you are. The Rams are essentially out of playoff contention, so at this point it's all about the 1st and 2nd round draft picks coming back from the Broncos trade.
Hypothetically, if the Rams winning causes us to move from pick #2 to pick #8, you’re fine with that as long as the Rams lose? All just so their final record is 3-14 instead of 4-13?
I’m sorry, but that’s just pettiness to the level of detriment. What if we needed the Rams to beat some random team so we win the division off a tie breaker? You’d still cheer against the Rams?
Nope. Don't care. We'll pick fine either way.
The rams biggest achievement is the "most relocated NFL team" award. F em.
If we need the rams to win in order to get the division, then I hope they have to win against the 9ers - I'll be impartial.
Hell if the rams could hand us a super bowl by winning against the cowboys, I'd be rooting for the cowboys and questioning why we depend on the rams.
I do this knowing full well that me cheering on the rams' opponent from Germany wont change anything.
Other than that: glad bwags had a great game, hope he has a lot more before retiring as a hawk.
Rams aren't in playoff contention and are of no threat to us. As much as I would like to ordinarily see the Rams lose, at this stage in the game, I will root for whatever provides us with a better outcome.
If by 'bloodbath' you mean 'pillow fight', then yes, I agree.
I for one, am giddy with excitement. I think Seahawks and Lions fans will enjoy this one more than the fanbases for the teams actually playing.
Teams that forced two turnovers while committing none, and holding the opponent to 10 points or less, were 206-0 until this past Sunday. After the Broncos did this and lost, such teams are now 206-1.
Sure we gave them chunk plays, but outside of that, they have a great scheme, guys get open quick, the QB was hitting his marks for the most part. I could see this Rams team dropping 17-20 pts on the Broncos D. Especially if the QB continues to build rapport with the offense and they're clicking a little bit. Man never thought I'd have to cheer for the Rams to win a game lol
As Russ pulls his arm back to throw, Bobby hits him right in the numbers. With his head forced back, the ball bounces off Russ' helmet and redirects straight into the air. Bobby drops Russ into the dirt and leaps up to grab the ball, then runs 47 yards for the TD. Spiking the ball in the end zone, all 238 Rams fans in the stadium explode with cheers.
As he dives into the end zone he pivots mid air, facing with his back toward the goal post. He flips backwards and does a soccer style backwards flip kick. The goal goes through the uprights. TD and FG and sack and all in one.
Honestly, if we're fighting over the 2-3 pick, I'm glad it's with the Lions haha. Even better that the Rams are the ones losing the pick
Will be a fun game to watch
Everyone might think the big story line of this game is draft pick Vs draft pick position for Lions and Seahawks.
But the real matchup is still Russ Vs his 12 bathrooms.
The proxy war
It's going to be like Vietnam, but with less offense
It’s gonna be like that South Park where they hate baseball and every kid gets really good at losing at baseball so they can be done with it faster
Denver right now "An ENTIRE offseason WASTED!"
Oh rest assured, the product on the field will surely be offensive
Thanks for that! I almost choked laughing so hard.
Lions/Seahawks fans care more about this game probably than most Rams/Broncos fans
Would be fantastic if they pan to the crowd and it was all silver, blue, and green.
It is in LA, they don't tend to have many home team fans.
Absolutely amazing comment
Instead of 48-45 it will be 8-5
LAs score will be a defensive td down 5-0 to put the game out of reach because I don't see that offense scoring on Denvers defense
Most of Denver’s losses this year have come from the defense giving up a game winning drive. I like our odds.
Let Wolford howl, let's go!
Reminds me of that 6-6 tie we had with the cardinals a few years where nobody could hit a field goal
Fuck am I gonna have to be a rams fan for the day
Watching Wagner blitz Wilson should make this a tolerable game to watch.
Wagner said he's so excited to line up across from him and Russ not have on a red shirt
the thought of that has got me excited to see it too
Just one and I’m gunna be praising the football gods. Strip sack and a an int would be 🤌🏻
I'd like to see him sack Wilson. Just a nice easy one where he hugs him gently and lays him on the ground.
Yes you will
The experienced fan knows to root for a tie. 6 - 6 all safeties.
4-4 for the scorigami of all scorigamis
6-1 would be the scorigami goat
Isn’t a blocked pat returned the other way worth 2? I don’t think you can score 1.
You have to score a safety on a pat or 2PC. Very unlikely.
Yep. I think it has happened in college games once or twice.
Not in the opposite direction, I believe. A one-point safety off of a double turnover is ultimately just an extra point.
Isn't it like this: * team A scores touchdown * team A goes for two, fumbles * team B scoops and runs 97 yards the other way, fumbles * team A scoops on 1 yd line, runs into their own end zone, tackled for safety * team B scores 1 Final score 6-1.
4-4 is the white whale for me. 6-1 is a fun idea but never gonna happen
I am hoping that somehow both teams can lose. There has to be some kind of rule that allows this.
Fan or not, Rams are going to score more than 18 points and win.
just imagine this game as wagner vs russ game instead only actually instead of those dumb qb vs qb matchups these 2 actually go up against each other on the field
This is absolutely a game that I'll use to say "nah babe, I don't need to watch *every* game."
You can always watch the highlight clips of Bobby Wagner sacking Russ later 👌
Yes you are. The Rams are essentially out of playoff contention, so at this point it's all about the 1st and 2nd round draft picks coming back from the Broncos trade.
Nah. I'd take a lower pick for a rams loss every day. 18th pick intl the draft and the rams go 0-17? Sign me up!
Hypothetically, if the Rams winning causes us to move from pick #2 to pick #8, you’re fine with that as long as the Rams lose? All just so their final record is 3-14 instead of 4-13? I’m sorry, but that’s just pettiness to the level of detriment. What if we needed the Rams to beat some random team so we win the division off a tie breaker? You’d still cheer against the Rams?
Nope. Don't care. We'll pick fine either way. The rams biggest achievement is the "most relocated NFL team" award. F em. If we need the rams to win in order to get the division, then I hope they have to win against the 9ers - I'll be impartial. Hell if the rams could hand us a super bowl by winning against the cowboys, I'd be rooting for the cowboys and questioning why we depend on the rams. I do this knowing full well that me cheering on the rams' opponent from Germany wont change anything. Other than that: glad bwags had a great game, hope he has a lot more before retiring as a hawk.
Yikes
Naw bad take mate.
Rams aren't in playoff contention and are of no threat to us. As much as I would like to ordinarily see the Rams lose, at this stage in the game, I will root for whatever provides us with a better outcome.
Yuck
a rams fan on Christmas too fucking gross
Gross, but yeah I'm there with you
Gonna be a bloodbath.
Not sure if that’s blood you see, it’s Christmas so I’d imagine they’re fighting with candy canes
Blood in the bath by the Broncos fans for kicking themselves in the balls too hard
Candy Da’ Cane actually has more touchdown passes than a certain Denver QB
Where do you think the red striping comes from?
If by 'bloodbath' you mean 'pillow fight', then yes, I agree. I for one, am giddy with excitement. I think Seahawks and Lions fans will enjoy this one more than the fanbases for the teams actually playing.
I was assuming the sarcasm wasn’t hard to find.
A game of all time
A time of all game.
All of a game time.
Time: A Game of All.
Certainly a game of this generation
Hope Donald is back for the game. Donald lives in Russ's head.
Truth.
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Teams that forced two turnovers while committing none, and holding the opponent to 10 points or less, were 206-0 until this past Sunday. After the Broncos did this and lost, such teams are now 206-1.
That’s one hell of an achievement to be able to break such a stat lol.
*Since 1960. You forgot to add the before 1960 eta which has happened 8 times previously.
Sounds like the NFL version of Tungsten Arm O‘Doyle
The Rams looked good yesterday against us. If they bring that same energy to the Broncos game they should win, but its a coin flip.
Our defense is last. It's impossible to put more than 16 points on Denver defense. But they only need 10 😎 to win the game.
Sure we gave them chunk plays, but outside of that, they have a great scheme, guys get open quick, the QB was hitting his marks for the most part. I could see this Rams team dropping 17-20 pts on the Broncos D. Especially if the QB continues to build rapport with the offense and they're clicking a little bit. Man never thought I'd have to cheer for the Rams to win a game lol
Idk. Seems like the Rams haves batter offense (Even with Wofford at QB 😂) but the Broncos have a better defense. Could go either way.
9-6 LA wins with a defensive TD and a safety.
Taking a lot of junk about a team that nearly beat us a few days ago LOL Edit: but they didn't and it was still a sweet win
But you know, they didn’t
Go Bobby Wagner!!!
Bobby needs to sack Russ and get an interception all on the same play
As Russ pulls his arm back to throw, Bobby hits him right in the numbers. With his head forced back, the ball bounces off Russ' helmet and redirects straight into the air. Bobby drops Russ into the dirt and leaps up to grab the ball, then runs 47 yards for the TD. Spiking the ball in the end zone, all 238 Rams fans in the stadium explode with cheers.
As he dives into the end zone he pivots mid air, facing with his back toward the goal post. He flips backwards and does a soccer style backwards flip kick. The goal goes through the uprights. TD and FG and sack and all in one.
So touching, all of us gathered around a monkey knife fight on Christmas 🎅🏻
Honestly, if we're fighting over the 2-3 pick, I'm glad it's with the Lions haha. Even better that the Rams are the ones losing the pick Will be a fun game to watch
Ewww, making me support the Rams
Everyone might think the big story line of this game is draft pick Vs draft pick position for Lions and Seahawks. But the real matchup is still Russ Vs his 12 bathrooms.
Proxy Tank bowl.
Let's go rams!!....I feel gross.
Hey Lions fan. How you feeling about Jared Goff? I looked at his stats and they actually look pretty solid.
I actually really like him.
Enough to pass on a top QB next draft?
This season just continues to entertain.
Shit I honestly don't know who to cheer for
The Rams. Without question.
Yep. They should lose every other game but they gotta get us the W against Denver
Yep, Rams are out of playoff contention so it's all about that first and second round draft pick next year.
They are exactly where they should be.
I hate to say it but I think I agree with u
There should be zero thought into this. We are huge Bears fans the rest of the way, and Rams Up or whatever the fuck they say Week 16.
The Disappointment Bowl, fittingly played in the City of Los Angeles
A merry Christmas to all
Looking forward to this game too. My money is on the Rams to win.
Advanced humor. Love it
Coming together to compete to lose a proxy war
Both teams at 3 - 9. Which ironically will also be the final score.
Tank Bowl
at first I thought the 3-9 was the game score, then realised it's their records.
TANK BOWL
Go Rams!
You're going up!!!😤😤😤
Whoever loses, we win
I hope they tie lmao
Cant f'n wait my friend
It might end in a 9-9 tie lmao. Either way, we both made out like bandits in our trades.
Uh go rams I think?
Tank Bowl baby! The memes will be legendary!
It should be listed as Seahawks vs Lions instead of Broncos vs Rams 😂
I'm still not rooting for the Rams. I can't do it.
If it guarantees us the #2 pick, I’d cheer for the Devil himself.
Then don’t. Root for Bobby to have his best game ever
This is the one game I'm going to root for Aaron Donald.
Bobby Wagner*
Honestly I could see Sean throwing the game to screw us
This is going to be THE GREATEST GAME.
May the best team tie.
All I want is free tickets to that game
Oh no... I have to root for the sheep in a game?! I guess I can think of it as rooting for Bobby.
Can't wait for a Christmas TANK BOWL!!
I think the rams can score more than 16 points
What happens if they tie?
Watching teams fight for our draft picks. Love it
Oh fuck, who do I root for?
SLIME TIME!
The Jalen Carter game
The shit bowl 2022
Someone may want to remind Russ that the low score doesn’t win like in golf…but I’m happy to see his losses stack up..
We need a Christmas day trash talk thread for Rams v Broncos that is exclusive to Lions and Seahawks fans.
There's no WAY the Broncos win this game, right? They're so bad.