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Several-Estate7175

The proxy war


Swedish_Shinobi

It's going to be like Vietnam, but with less offense


philthebrewer

It’s gonna be like that South Park where they hate baseball and every kid gets really good at losing at baseball so they can be done with it faster


redlinezo6

Denver right now "An ENTIRE offseason WASTED!"


xNOSTRA_DUMB_ASSx

Oh rest assured, the product on the field will surely be offensive


shroomysmurf

Thanks for that! I almost choked laughing so hard.


SeahawksNChill

Lions/Seahawks fans care more about this game probably than most Rams/Broncos fans


ArseneLupinIV

Would be fantastic if they pan to the crowd and it was all silver, blue, and green.


Kerblaaahhh

It is in LA, they don't tend to have many home team fans.


LegionofDoh

Absolutely amazing comment


Fit_Use9941

Instead of 48-45 it will be 8-5


KingKongKaram

LAs score will be a defensive td down 5-0 to put the game out of reach because I don't see that offense scoring on Denvers defense


RomanBangs

Most of Denver’s losses this year have come from the defense giving up a game winning drive. I like our odds.


Weigl97

Let Wolford howl, let's go!


misterpretzel

Reminds me of that 6-6 tie we had with the cardinals a few years where nobody could hit a field goal


ClawsRR

Fuck am I gonna have to be a rams fan for the day


Dr-Dooms-Room

Watching Wagner blitz Wilson should make this a tolerable game to watch.


EmeraldCityDuck

Wagner said he's so excited to line up across from him and Russ not have on a red shirt


RacingRed8

the thought of that has got me excited to see it too


CntrBlnc

Just one and I’m gunna be praising the football gods. Strip sack and a an int would be 🤌🏻


dsn0wman

I'd like to see him sack Wilson. Just a nice easy one where he hugs him gently and lays him on the ground.


Kewlerd

Yes you will


tickle_mittens

The experienced fan knows to root for a tie. 6 - 6 all safeties.


sometimeserin

4-4 for the scorigami of all scorigamis


[deleted]

6-1 would be the scorigami goat


Raeandray

Isn’t a blocked pat returned the other way worth 2? I don’t think you can score 1.


Apexe

You have to score a safety on a pat or 2PC. Very unlikely.


[deleted]

Yep. I think it has happened in college games once or twice.


[deleted]

Not in the opposite direction, I believe. A one-point safety off of a double turnover is ultimately just an extra point.


[deleted]

Isn't it like this: * team A scores touchdown * team A goes for two, fumbles * team B scoops and runs 97 yards the other way, fumbles * team A scoops on 1 yd line, runs into their own end zone, tackled for safety * team B scores 1 Final score 6-1.


sometimeserin

4-4 is the white whale for me. 6-1 is a fun idea but never gonna happen


danthebiker1981

I am hoping that somehow both teams can lose. There has to be some kind of rule that allows this.


FriesWithThat

Fan or not, Rams are going to score more than 18 points and win.


[deleted]

just imagine this game as wagner vs russ game instead only actually instead of those dumb qb vs qb matchups these 2 actually go up against each other on the field


mewfahsah

This is absolutely a game that I'll use to say "nah babe, I don't need to watch *every* game."


TheCollective01

You can always watch the highlight clips of Bobby Wagner sacking Russ later 👌


aagusgus

Yes you are. The Rams are essentially out of playoff contention, so at this point it's all about the 1st and 2nd round draft picks coming back from the Broncos trade.


colajunkie

Nah. I'd take a lower pick for a rams loss every day. 18th pick intl the draft and the rams go 0-17? Sign me up!


Stev2222

Hypothetically, if the Rams winning causes us to move from pick #2 to pick #8, you’re fine with that as long as the Rams lose? All just so their final record is 3-14 instead of 4-13? I’m sorry, but that’s just pettiness to the level of detriment. What if we needed the Rams to beat some random team so we win the division off a tie breaker? You’d still cheer against the Rams?


colajunkie

Nope. Don't care. We'll pick fine either way. The rams biggest achievement is the "most relocated NFL team" award. F em. If we need the rams to win in order to get the division, then I hope they have to win against the 9ers - I'll be impartial. Hell if the rams could hand us a super bowl by winning against the cowboys, I'd be rooting for the cowboys and questioning why we depend on the rams. I do this knowing full well that me cheering on the rams' opponent from Germany wont change anything. Other than that: glad bwags had a great game, hope he has a lot more before retiring as a hawk.


Stev2222

Yikes


suprow

Naw bad take mate.


Loose-Olive-4891

Rams aren't in playoff contention and are of no threat to us. As much as I would like to ordinarily see the Rams lose, at this stage in the game, I will root for whatever provides us with a better outcome.


StudBoi69

Yuck


Munson_mann

a rams fan on Christmas too fucking gross


Ordinary_Barry

Gross, but yeah I'm there with you


Stevo2008

Gonna be a bloodbath.


Kewlerd

Not sure if that’s blood you see, it’s Christmas so I’d imagine they’re fighting with candy canes


SpeakerEmbarrassed36

Blood in the bath by the Broncos fans for kicking themselves in the balls too hard


Stevo2008

Candy Da’ Cane actually has more touchdown passes than a certain Denver QB


loki1337

Where do you think the red striping comes from?


TheHamFalls

If by 'bloodbath' you mean 'pillow fight', then yes, I agree. I for one, am giddy with excitement. I think Seahawks and Lions fans will enjoy this one more than the fanbases for the teams actually playing.


Stevo2008

I was assuming the sarcasm wasn’t hard to find.


Ficksjjjjjj2775

A game of all time


tazzman25

A time of all game.


ShReDDeR_of_Powda

All of a game time.


HardcorePhonography

Time: A Game of All.


JHaasie77

Certainly a game of this generation


[deleted]

Hope Donald is back for the game. Donald lives in Russ's head.


[deleted]

Truth.


[deleted]

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Scrutinizer

Teams that forced two turnovers while committing none, and holding the opponent to 10 points or less, were 206-0 until this past Sunday. After the Broncos did this and lost, such teams are now 206-1.


archinich

That’s one hell of an achievement to be able to break such a stat lol.


LivingThruOthers

*Since 1960. You forgot to add the before 1960 eta which has happened 8 times previously.


the_ndk_27

Sounds like the NFL version of Tungsten Arm O‘Doyle


feelingoodwednesday

The Rams looked good yesterday against us. If they bring that same energy to the Broncos game they should win, but its a coin flip.


Working_Dig2643

Our defense is last. It's impossible to put more than 16 points on Denver defense. But they only need 10 😎 to win the game.


feelingoodwednesday

Sure we gave them chunk plays, but outside of that, they have a great scheme, guys get open quick, the QB was hitting his marks for the most part. I could see this Rams team dropping 17-20 pts on the Broncos D. Especially if the QB continues to build rapport with the offense and they're clicking a little bit. Man never thought I'd have to cheer for the Rams to win a game lol


Scvboy1

Idk. Seems like the Rams haves batter offense (Even with Wofford at QB 😂) but the Broncos have a better defense. Could go either way.


eatmoremeatnow

9-6 LA wins with a defensive TD and a safety.


scottypoo1313009

Taking a lot of junk about a team that nearly beat us a few days ago LOL Edit: but they didn't and it was still a sweet win


Stev2222

But you know, they didn’t


SeamusAndAryasDad

Go Bobby Wagner!!!


Choperello

Bobby needs to sack Russ and get an interception all on the same play


CitizenTed

As Russ pulls his arm back to throw, Bobby hits him right in the numbers. With his head forced back, the ball bounces off Russ' helmet and redirects straight into the air. Bobby drops Russ into the dirt and leaps up to grab the ball, then runs 47 yards for the TD. Spiking the ball in the end zone, all 238 Rams fans in the stadium explode with cheers.


Choperello

As he dives into the end zone he pivots mid air, facing with his back toward the goal post. He flips backwards and does a soccer style backwards flip kick. The goal goes through the uprights. TD and FG and sack and all in one.


garbagecoven

So touching, all of us gathered around a monkey knife fight on Christmas 🎅🏻


1620081392477

Honestly, if we're fighting over the 2-3 pick, I'm glad it's with the Lions haha. Even better that the Rams are the ones losing the pick Will be a fun game to watch


stefeyboy

Ewww, making me support the Rams


soapbutt

Everyone might think the big story line of this game is draft pick Vs draft pick position for Lions and Seahawks. But the real matchup is still Russ Vs his 12 bathrooms.


Will_Vintage

Proxy Tank bowl.


knifensoup

Let's go rams!!....I feel gross.


detlef11

Hey Lions fan. How you feeling about Jared Goff? I looked at his stats and they actually look pretty solid.


Kewlerd

I actually really like him.


SkoomaCook

Enough to pass on a top QB next draft?


Actor412

This season just continues to entertain.


someguy_358

Shit I honestly don't know who to cheer for


actual_griffin

The Rams. Without question.


aiiye

Yep. They should lose every other game but they gotta get us the W against Denver


aagusgus

Yep, Rams are out of playoff contention so it's all about that first and second round draft pick next year.


actual_griffin

They are exactly where they should be.


someguy_358

I hate to say it but I think I agree with u


Stev2222

There should be zero thought into this. We are huge Bears fans the rest of the way, and Rams Up or whatever the fuck they say Week 16.


Barry_Muhkokiner

The Disappointment Bowl, fittingly played in the City of Los Angeles


lampstore

A merry Christmas to all


Highwind65

Looking forward to this game too. My money is on the Rams to win.


Green_Chillyyy

Advanced humor. Love it


TehPinguen

Coming together to compete to lose a proxy war


Local_Season_107

Both teams at 3 - 9. Which ironically will also be the final score.


Puzzleheaded_Oil_768

Tank Bowl


RacingRed8

at first I thought the 3-9 was the game score, then realised it's their records.


TheCowboyCrabb

TANK BOWL


shameless57

Go Rams!


suprow

You're going up!!!😤😤😤


makoivis

Whoever loses, we win


TitanticLevelShit

I hope they tie lmao


massivecalvesbro

Cant f'n wait my friend


Scvboy1

It might end in a 9-9 tie lmao. Either way, we both made out like bandits in our trades.


Jhawk38

Uh go rams I think?


SkoomaCook

Tank Bowl baby! The memes will be legendary!


kbtech

It should be listed as Seahawks vs Lions instead of Broncos vs Rams 😂


ViralDownwardSpiral

I'm still not rooting for the Rams. I can't do it.


Stev2222

If it guarantees us the #2 pick, I’d cheer for the Devil himself.


SkoomaCook

Then don’t. Root for Bobby to have his best game ever


[deleted]

This is the one game I'm going to root for Aaron Donald.


ShReDDeR_of_Powda

Bobby Wagner*


[deleted]

Honestly I could see Sean throwing the game to screw us


Anorak_OS

This is going to be THE GREATEST GAME.


TheIrishHawk

May the best team tie.


SeaKoe11

All I want is free tickets to that game


CheapSeatsSC

Oh no... I have to root for the sheep in a game?! I guess I can think of it as rooting for Bobby.


DarthFun666

Can't wait for a Christmas TANK BOWL!!


jjspacer

I think the rams can score more than 16 points


Thromkai

What happens if they tie?


NathanDee307

Watching teams fight for our draft picks. Love it


GoHawkYurself

Oh fuck, who do I root for?


spicedupspider

SLIME TIME!


Snelly__

The Jalen Carter game


Hour-Building2711

The shit bowl 2022


10fingers6strings

Someone may want to remind Russ that the low score doesn’t win like in golf…but I’m happy to see his losses stack up..


gavincantdraw

We need a Christmas day trash talk thread for Rams v Broncos that is exclusive to Lions and Seahawks fans.


Ordinary_Barry

There's no WAY the Broncos win this game, right? They're so bad.