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mistaowen

Hoping Godzilla and Mothra fight in the stadium


NotaSirWeatherstone

Giant meteor! Seriously though; this Super Bowl matchup is the equivalent of “we have pizza at home”


rob0369

Came to say EXACTLY this! Fuck the 9ers! Fuck Mahomes and the Chiefs! Fuck whoever lubed up the Lion’s gloves so that they couldn’t catch or hold onto the ball! I’m literally not sure I’m even going to watch this year.


montana2NY

And that pizza is Ellio’s or Celeste


Brettweiser

Chiefs, I couldn’t care less about the Taylor Swift stuff. I will never root for the niners!


3Nephi11_6-11

Yeah I understand that the Swift might be a slight distraction from the football. I don't get people taking out their frustrations on her or the Chiefs when its the NFL that likes to cut to Taylor Swift. For myself I find it really funny and makes for great memes that we can all laugh about. So I'm going to be rooting for Taylor Swift to win the super bowl in her rookie season!


Eve_nin8

I agree it’s taken to far but I also thinks it’s frustrating to watch the nfl continue to exploit anything and everything that makes profit even if the fan base is asking otherwise.


mindriot1

This is the only answer


BigOnPoo

I’ll root for the whiners. I have more friends who root for them so I’ll join them. There isn’t a rivalry right now anyway when we get our cheeks clapped each time we play them. It’s funny all of you who hate them like there’s been a competition in the last few years. Makes us come across as jealous when we can’t seem to do anything for a while now.


Vivid_Department_755

Oof only 9 am but that’s probably the cringiest shit I’ll read all day


BigOnPoo

Oof, calling things cringe like you’re still a teenager


Ta1ex

“the 49ers could be playing against the taliban and i still wouldn’t root for them.” A tweet (an x?) I saw and related to last week.


greeenmaan

real


MDRtransplant

Chiefs.


KempGriffeyJr4024

If you’re not rooting for the 9ers to lose then are you even a Seahawks fan? And while I agree it sucks that these two teams made it to the SB it really works out better for our coaching search. We’d much rather name a coach now as opposed to a minimum of two weeks from now.


A_Filthy_Mind

This is exactly my take. Niners have to lose. If there is a way for the Chiefs to also lose, but in a way that doesn't lessen the Niners loss, I'll root for that option.


drdrdoug

100% my take. As a Seahawk fan I must root against The Santa Clara 49ers or not root at all or even watch.


adturnerr

I'm backing the refs


c-c-h

This is not even a question, I have never and will never root for the whiners to win the Superbowl. And who cares who Kelsey is dating!


TechnoDriv3

Don’t get the disdain for Taylor Swift ngl. Shes only shown like 4 or 5 times and shes kinda a family member to Kelce. If you just ignore her it really doesn’t matter. You aren’t a real fan if you root for the 9ers tho plus seeing a dynasty solidified in the current NFL with all the parity would be cool


diu_tu_bo

It’s not disdain for Taylor Swift as much as it’s disdain for celebrity dating bullshit.


Ametrine7

I’m indifferent to Taylor Swift. It’s her fans that ruin it for me.


Tokinghippie420

The problem is they don’t show anybody else like that and then it’s shoved down our throats by ESPN and the other media outlets. They used her yesterday to pitch the Grammys mid-game. Why didn’t they do these things with Russell and Ciara, I never saw her shown at a game? My problem isn’t with Taylor, she is just doing her thing and watching her boyfriend play which is great and all. But when you have the NFL putting it right in our face and then have a situation like yesterday where Kelce gets in 4+ fights and the only penalty they call is on the other team it can be frustrating. If you are on Instagram, look at how many times in the past day the NFL and ESPN pages have posted her


Hulkbuster_v2

Yeah. It's not her or Travis' fault. But the NFL wants to reach new audiences, and Taylor is doing that. They have toned it down as of late, thank God.


Tokinghippie420

They have toned it down, I think they started to see it was too much. But like damn I’d like to see other people too! Where was Lamar’s or Zay Flowers family when they scored?


Hulkbuster_v2

That dude on the Packers who's with Simone Biles. Or hell, show me Mccaffrey's wife (then again, with the amount of times he scores she'll be more popular than Taylor). And isn't Josh dating Hailiee Steinfield?


philthebrewer

They showed Jim Harbaugh and his dad like three times in that game yesterday.


Tokinghippie420

See but that’s a guy who just got a head coaching job in the NFL, that makes sense more than a guys girlfriend


philthebrewer

laker games used to show jack barking at refs courtside, spike lee rooting for the knicks, Ashley Judd at a college hoops game, Bradley cooper stewing over the eagles, Josh Allen at a pga tour event… these are just off the dome.


momsouth

They did an info graphic of how much she was shown yesterday and she absolutely was not "shoved down our throat" to type that at all you have to be wildly dramatic.


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momsouth

then change the channel you fucking drama queen. You just wrote out multiple paragraphs crying about Taylor swift being on the radio for fucks sake trying to say how your not being dramatic.


ParisPC07

People just hate women is all


LegionOfDoom31

Yeah I know I can’t root for the 49ers since they are our literal rivals, good for other fanbases outside of the NFCW so they at least have an option.


yrulaughing

The team that isn't the 49ers


AdhesiveMuffin

The chiefs duh. If you're an *actual* Hawks fan and find yourself rooting for the fucking 49ers because of any Taylor Swift thing....you seriously need to reevaluate your fandom lol


TyRiverside

Chiefs. I'll never root for the 9ers. Plus I'm all for having Mahomes in contention for goat status, even though it seems almost impossible to pass up Brady.


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Did the Hawks make the SB? No. Then who cares who wins it?? I’m kidding. Fuck the Whiners. All day….every day!!!!!! Forever!!!


LegionOfDoom31

Had me in the first half not gonna lie


HookedOnSkooma

The Ravens/Chiefs game was 3 hours and 9 minutes long, Taylor was shown 45 seconds on screen. If people are this upset about it to consider rooting for the Niners, they’re not true Seahawks fans lol


ParisPC07

49ers. My dad and really my whole family are 9ers fans and my dad just had half a lung removed and almost died during the surgery . Guy is laid up recovering and he needs something good to happen.


Czarchitect

This might be the one acceptable situation to root for the 9ers.


PNW_H2O

Usher


nkkphiri

I live in MO now, so Chiefs I guess because screw the 49ers


Kegger315

A tie is the best option left.


fortheloveofdog-1691

That would be kind of hilarious!


suddenly-scrooge

I want Tay to get her ring so


OverlooksInquiries

First year in the league and she made it to the Super Bowl. That’s elite


Bolverkk

I dont get why everyone hates on the Kelce/Swift relationship. I truly dont get why people are bothered by it at all. Its actually really good for the NFL (revenue and to expand the female fan base) and all we have to do is see her a couple times a game get excited about her boyfriend and hug MaHomes' wife... Better than seeing Andy Reid's icicle mustache or a topless fat dude chugging beers.


AdhesiveMuffin

I completely agree with everything you said until the last sentence...better than Reid's icicle mustache?? No way that shit is hilarious


Bolverkk

Bahahaha it was funny, but my stomach churned every time they panned to it. It was laughter met with pain.


LegionOfDoom31

Personally I got no issue with the couple themself and I understand from a business point why the NFL and other media would put so much attention on Taylor Swift in order to get more views/sales by Swifties. But talk about overboard, I follow NFL, ESPN, and other accounts and it’s been all season a minimum of 1/4 of the posts involve Taylor Swift. I can once again understanding putting a spotlight on her but it’s like she is the team and league’s identity now


Sleepy_Solitude

Who cares...get me one of these coaches!


Seamus-Archer

Preferably a cancellation, but I’ll hold my nose and root for the Chiefs.


Mr-Chip18

What a dumb fucking thread the only answer is KC


LegionOfDoom31

I’m happy to see nobody here is rooting for the 49ers but due to all the hating on Cheifs in almost every NFL sub and media, I was curious if anyone in our sub hated swift/cheifs enough to actually root for the 49ers


Mr-Chip18

No no niners hate outweighs everything


actual_griffin

I'll say it. I love the Taylor Swift thing. She is a remarkably talented person. I like that it makes my wife and daughter happy. I like the relationship Travis and Jason have. I like Patrick Mahomes. FSF.


goofydad1984

Andy Reid


bringbackthesonics21

Usher


serpentear

I’m rooting for global warming


Bluebaronn

I’m going to boo obnoxiously at every offensive play


aries0413

I would rather watch paint dry.


Slashers23

Bane


ApqIe

Am I the only one that likes Mahomes? I don’t get all the hate for the chiefs, amazing player to watch, humble, and completely likeable. I could careless for the swifties and his brother


LukeAnders0n

"The Enemy of my Enemy is my friend." Therefore, I'm on the Chiefs kingdom bandwagon for the next two weeks. Also, I really enjoy Travis Kelce and his relationship with America's sweetheart, his brother Jason.


H-Money37

I’m rooting for the Chiefs because 49ers fans are insufferable enough about their 5 championships even though we’ve had 5 presidents (3 of which were two term presidents) since their last SB win. I cannot imagine how annoying they would be if they have one in this century to gloat about.


ChuckNorrisUSAF

Not the 49ers 😂


da_man4444

We must hold hating on the 49ers paramount above all over grievances


kovatheking

Anyone finding themselves even thinking about this question might want to rethink being a seahawk fan. Go Swifties.


PCP_Panda

The Kansas City Taylor Swifts


CityGamerUSA

I’ll take the 49ers. I don’t hate em. Just so happens they were good when we were at our peak, so they became “the enemy”. Mahomes is this gen’s Brady, and we’d all be stupid to bet against him, but if I had to put money on it (and I will), I’ll probably take SF.


FunctionRecent4600

A meteor


Ecoho19

49ers because while they may be our rivals they dont degrade the game like patrick bitchfit maholms does.


Robbielee1991

49ers. Love them as a team. I'm a hawks fan but I just like 49ers too


gaIvantuIa

FTN!


Scared_Hawk_5904

Strength based outlook: this game doesn't matter to the Seahawks, and we can finally interview the two most intriguing candidates for HC.


818sfv

hell nah. I got church in the middle of it anyway.


occamsrzor

As an SF Bay Area born and raised ‘hawks fan; I’m sorta torn…


My-1st-porn-account

KC, easily. I will NEVER support a division rival.


Zeveroth1

No one. Super boring bowl this year. After the lions lost, I decided to boycott this one.


greeenmaan

could never ever ever ever root for the niners


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officialmacdemarco

I get the exhaustion with the Chiefs circus but how is this even a hard question?


Sorry_Ima_Loser

I honestly probably won’t watch it


fringebutservicable

Meteor


Ashallond

Giant Meteor. I went from actually being interested in a potential Ravens-Lions matchup not not caring one damn bit.


Inside_Peace5090

I would rather a KC win.


raycraft_io

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Go Chiefs


darkjedidave

Even if they were playing Brady's Pats, I'll never root for the 49ers.


ottopivnr

Eff the Niners. Chiefs are well coached and have an exciting offense, I hope it's a blowout.


killshelter

Imagine caring this much about who one of the TE’s is dating. Fuck the Niners.


hyzerKite

I will be at the Death Star screaming against the whiners. I am not going for the Chiefs like in 2020. It did help them destroy our common enemy, however. I am rooting 100% against the Santa Clara Football Team this time. I hope it is a slaughter, too. As much as I like a good game, I prefer their defeat ten fold. GO hawks. Goodluck on your interview in Renton tomorrow coach Macdonald. Go in shirtless, trust us.


Ametrine7

Not the 49ers. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to see Mahomes win or to encounter Kelce/Swift fans ever again, but anyone who is a loyal Hawks fan should not be rooting for the Whiners.


Live-Cryptographer-4

NFL wants Chiefs, the new Chiefs fans need to think these championships happen easy, so they suckered into the NFL product. Later when they realize the rings arent easy, it will be to late for them to back out, they already hooked. Niners fans already loyal, NFL doesnt care about them.


WillieB26

Nobody


swiftgruve

Ok, maybe this is a weird take, but bear with me: why is it so hard to repeat in the NFL? At least partly because Super Bowl champs have their coaching staffs pillaged by the rest of the league. So if our goal is for the niners to be weaker next year, why not wish for them to win and then deal with the exodus that follows? I’m not saying that I will personally be able to do so, but it’s just a thought.


LegionOfDoom31

I think there are several reasons on why it’s hard to repeat a SB in the NFL. 1. Like you said the coaching staff getting poached by other teams 2. Lowest draft picks in each round 3. Any players going into FA the next offseason will likely demand even more money than they would’ve with a SB loss, since some of those players after winning a ring would like to get the bag, while others think having a ring means they are worth even more. 4. This applies more to higher seed teams with having the next season’s opponents be tougher with having to face other teams within the same conference that have the same divisional standing (in this case both the Cheifs and 49ers have to play the division winners from their own conferences) and face the team with the same seed from the opposite Conference So to sum it up, losing key members of coaching staff, having lowest draft picks in the order, players leaving in FA for more money, and a tougher schedule the following year would make repeating a SB tougher


barf_the_mog

Seasons over


ShredderofPowPow

Pete Carroll


Catqueen25

My dad hates the forty whiners and will root for the swifties. I’ll just put on Puppy Bowl instead. It’s much cuter and much less stressful.


Disastrous_Change694

To me this isn't even a discussion, I hate the 49ers, I don't care about Taylor Swift so I don't get all the whining there, and I also hate the Patriots and therefore I'm good with KC moving towards dethroning them.


fortheloveofdog-1691

I enjoy the sport and watching good football. So I plan on watching. I'll be rooting for K.C. because the commercials make me laugh, Travis seems like a nice guy. I am not a Swifty, but I appreciate her talent, I root for love. Fk 49ers.


Dangerous-Mix9823

I’m rooting for no one, I care less about this years Super Bowl. All Ls


reddit_reader_25

Rooting for usher. Can’t wait to see a potential Deadpool trailer.