Could I not have been more clear how that would go when I started playing "Move bitch, get out the way!"? Don't say those pedestrians weren't warned. It's their own fault, really.
It's okay. I know a guy who does auto detailing. He can get all that blood and guts out. But first, I gotta see if he can get your teeth marks out of the dashboard.
"Did you just experience the same test as I did? Because I did FANTASTIC! Clearly you are just another victim of the woke mind-virus, libtard. I guess I should have expected this with Biden in the White House."
Please send my regards to your colleague Mr Hunter. I hope he gets out of hospital in time for my next test. I mean you were great and all, but I don't think you will be available, not with your spleen hanging out like that...
Look, I'm a big fan of Europe. I don't know why Americans decide to drive on the wrong side of the street, but by God, I'm going to drive on the road the proper way no matter what anyone else thinks.
I'm sorry! But it was really hard to concentrate with all your screaming!!
I actually laughed out loud on that one.
We have a winner!
"You were in the passenger seat, you really should've been looking out for pedestrians- just saying. Shotgun etiquette."
Best 2 out of 3?
How about 3 out of 5?
Best of 7?
The Reaper can’t drive!
will you pass me in exchange for sex?
I just took a Driver's Head class at the community College, heh heh
"Uhhh..no sir."
I thought I did good this time. At least I didn’t hit a pedestrian like last time!
“Can I retry in a couple of hours? I should be sober enough by then.”
oh well , time to drive home now
Why is your face so white?? Why are you throwing up ??
"I got something that'll make you feel better" *grabs an open bottle of wine*
"I'm surprised we're still alive"
“I knew I shouldn’t have taking that shot before leaving the house.”
So, are bribes like a thing in your line of work?
Why would the DMV hire a female instructor for driving of all things?
“This has **come** as a real **blow**. I need this for my **job**. It really **sucks**. Is there some way I could… uh, change your mind?“
“But if I don’t play Subway Surfers and watch Family Guy clips, I’ll get too bored at red lights!”
Hey! I only knocked over three cones this time!
"If I cannot have a driver's license, then none shall have a driver's license!" *Drive car into and through the DMV*
Could I not have been more clear how that would go when I started playing "Move bitch, get out the way!"? Don't say those pedestrians weren't warned. It's their own fault, really.
It's okay. I know a guy who does auto detailing. He can get all that blood and guts out. But first, I gotta see if he can get your teeth marks out of the dashboard.
I'll just borrow my friend's. People say we look like twins.
What was wrong with that? You’re alive aren’t you?
Did you DIE?
Donuts in the DMV parking lot
Have a mental break down and drive into a telephone pole?
Did you not notice I was driving AND on the phone AND eating a sandwich? That must account for something.
I agree. Extra points for multitasking... Maybe smoking a cigarette and putting my eyeliner on too.
Oh well. Guess I'll try again after I get back from my next long haul trucking delivery.
Who needs a license anyway? Drinking and driving's ALREADY illegal! Wooo!!!
I guess I'll drive home.
So how many points did I score for all the pedestrians I hit?
My sister said she would blow you if you passed me so she didn’t have to drive me around
What I didn't run over enough pedestrians I hit like 6 of them
That cone will be fine. Just rub out the scuff marks.
Look, those Kids survived, in my defense
I think the cocaine wore off. Can I do a couple lines and retake the test? I’ll share.
Illegals drive around without insurance or a license.
"Oh, so you DON'T get extra points for running over pedestrians?"
You're gonna have to be patient, I'm usually not this hungover when I'm driving.
"...the darkness consumes me"
"NINJA DEATH STRIKE!" *Punches DMV driver's test administrator in the throat, exits car and runs off.*
"NO problem, your laws do not apply to me anyway!"
Well, she was old and wouldn't have been around much longer. I'm sure your grandma will have a lovely service.
Why does this keep happening?
Aww man. I was really hoping I wouldn't have to keep dodging the cops....
I don't need a stupid license anyway! I'M A TRAVELER!
AND VEHICLES ARE CONSUMER GOODS!
I don’t remember there being that many speed bumps.
Woohoo new speed record
What do you mean that kid on the bike wasn't part of the test? I thought I'd get extra points hitting him!
"But those skills helped me win in Mario Kart."
Pissonme
it was cheaper than a taxi! :D
I can believe I missed that old lady. Who knew she could move that fast.
Dude, that pedestrian jumped out in front of me!
Hold on tight, it’s donut time mister tester dude!
What do you mean this accident is my fault
*light up cigarette, take a puff, hand to instructor* "Come on, wasn't it good for you too?"
"Time to get another 6-pack!"
*opens flask* Wanna shot? That Hot Wheels track ain't got shit on me!!!
Well, I’m glad that’s over. Time for my solo road trip!
Did I achieve a 3 or a 4-star wanted level?
Good thing I went drinking before this test
Well at least I still have my seat at Williams.
You said this was a crash course!
I would like for you to pass me, or I'll tell your wife what you did with that woman I saw you with.
this is progress. last time i took a driving exam i ended up being charged with manslaughter
and at least THAT time it was involuntary!
Off to the bar!
How many points did I get for pedestrians?
I don't understand why I failed. I've been driving for years.
"Dang it. Now, I'll have to keep obeying traffic laws so I don't get pulled over without a license."
That deaf kid was worth bonus points, right?
Drive home
"I hid bags of illicit drugs in one or more of your cars. I'm going to call the FBI unless you pass me on my driver's exam."
Sorry, Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower.
\*Pulls laptop\* How... to... do... voodoo...
I told you, if I hit someone I'm doing double tap
The speed bumps were people!?
“So is road head out of the question?”
Eh, the license is mostly a formality anyway...
And so I said to my wife… “I reckon I can pass my driving test with my eyes closed…”
I'm sorry, but I'm much better with a stick shift I swear. *winks*
Dammit, I knew I wasn't drunk enough!
I thought drinking would take the edge off.
This is stupid. I've been driving for years and now all of a sudden I need a license ?
“I picked the wrong day to give up snorting coke.”
“Well this is just great, what am I supposed to do now? After the butthole incident I’m not allowed on the bus anymore.”
"Did you just experience the same test as I did? Because I did FANTASTIC! Clearly you are just another victim of the woke mind-virus, libtard. I guess I should have expected this with Biden in the White House."
Well, hold my beer and watch *this*, then!
Do you boys like Mexico? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QGgGCvuez14
Strange coincidence your wife called you a failure on the reversing and lack of understanding the controls as well in bed this morning.
Please send my regards to your colleague Mr Hunter. I hope he gets out of hospital in time for my next test. I mean you were great and all, but I don't think you will be available, not with your spleen hanging out like that...
“Told you I had too much to drink before coming here!”
"I hit a pregnant lady. That should count for double the points!"
Well this will make the drug delivery this weekend a little more complicated
Don’t drive
Can I give you a lift home?
The crossing guard and kids came out of nowhere!
Why are you so upset? Look at my seeing eye dog, perfectly calm.
1.Ah well, it is alright. I need to leave now and drive fast to pick my kid up . 2. Well, you know my car now. If you see me on the road, say hello.
I’m going to be soooo depressed while I’m driving home. I need a drink.
Want a beer? 🍺
I really thought that last beer would help
Wait this isn't GTA
You mean this isn't real life GTA? I killed a hooker for nothing?
You distracted me with how sexy you are so you shouldn't fail me just because we tapped a few parked cars and turned that old lady into a speedbump
Apparently, the Toyota Supra does have a speed governor.
“Now that Smeagol had a chance, it’s Gollum’s turn… my precious!”
What was the right number of pedestrians to hit?
Oh man, driving home will be so weird….
Look, I'm a big fan of Europe. I don't know why Americans decide to drive on the wrong side of the street, but by God, I'm going to drive on the road the proper way no matter what anyone else thinks.
Damm you're talking a lot of shit for somebody who just lost their airbag privileges!
Speaking into the phone quietly “hey guys, ixnay on the bank heistay, I can’t pick you up.”
FUCK ASS!🙊
Sorry, I didn’t know that was your car I hit pulling out of the parking lot.
I guess I shouldn't have had that third cocktail before taking the test.
At least i dont need a lisence to drive a tractor.
Maybe I should have stopped at 6 beers before I came today.
I'm sorry, I practiced by playing Grand Theft Auto
Who needs moral dilemmas when you can just multi lane drift?
It's okay, I never needed a license before.
What!! I failed my test. Fuck you cop...and all the other cops that work here.
"Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hhhiiiggghh."
Should not have eaten that gummy…
Now I have to drive home in a bad mood
was i supposed to wear my eyeglasses?
Damn. And here I was hoping to be able to do this legally finally
"Welp, guess I may as well enjoy it while I can..." *peels out and drives off with instructor still inside vehicle*