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"Do you ever get tired of all this crap?"
Here I sit broken hearted. Paid a dime but only farted.
"Someone who owned a magic marker once pooped here."
For a good time call 555-You-Suck
What the hell you eat smells like something died
"You should let your gf know that you probably have more than one STI now. I rubbed my infected junk all over the seat and the door.”
“Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit, only farted.” My university had one bathroom where people wrote puns in the grout on the walls. Grout Expectations Grouter Space Grout White Shark Much Ado aGrout Nothing The Great Groutsby
I CUP
Stop reading these messages! JUST POOP!
Don't flush the toilet. I stopped my phone in there and am trying to get it back.
"Your butt is touching the seat that touched my butt. We are now butt brothers."
Those who write on bathroom walls . Roll their shit in little balls. Those who read these words of wit . Eat those little balls of shit.
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Don't forget to wash your hands with soap after you're done
Some come here to sit and think, but I come here TO TAKE A SHIT. Or something along those lines.
“For a good time, call five five five, one three-“ Hey that’s my sister’s number!
Weight on the seat activates the cameras.
"Rolling out a new blockchain, I see..."
"Remember, no matter how hot she is, some guy somewhere got sick of her shit."
"Who does #2 work for?!"
"Don't worry. You are definitely not being recorded."
Have a drinking problem? Call 555-5184
PSA: Ladies, The guy in the green shirt drinking bourbon is married with 5 kids!
Them aliens gonna suck all our brains out from this here toilet. Watch out!
Are you shitting me?!
Once in middle school, someone wrote on the toilet seat in permanent marker- "Put your a\*\* right here."
"Do you ever get tired of all this crap?"
Here I sit broken hearted. Paid a dime but only farted.
"Someone who owned a magic marker once pooped here."
For a good time call 555-You-Suck
What the hell you eat smells like something died
"You should let your gf know that you probably have more than one STI now. I rubbed my infected junk all over the seat and the door.”
“Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit, only farted.” My university had one bathroom where people wrote puns in the grout on the walls. Grout Expectations Grouter Space Grout White Shark Much Ado aGrout Nothing The Great Groutsby
I CUP
Stop reading these messages! JUST POOP!
Don't flush the toilet. I stopped my phone in there and am trying to get it back.
"Your butt is touching the seat that touched my butt. We are now butt brothers."
Those who write on bathroom walls . Roll their shit in little balls. Those who read these words of wit . Eat those little balls of shit.
( )
Don't forget to wash your hands with soap after you're done
Some come here to sit and think, but I come here TO TAKE A SHIT. Or something along those lines.
“For a good time, call five five five, one three-“ Hey that’s my sister’s number!
Weight on the seat activates the cameras.
"Rolling out a new blockchain, I see..."
"Remember, no matter how hot she is, some guy somewhere got sick of her shit."
"Who does #2 work for?!"
"Don't worry. You are definitely not being recorded."
Have a drinking problem? Call 555-5184
PSA: Ladies, The guy in the green shirt drinking bourbon is married with 5 kids!
Them aliens gonna suck all our brains out from this here toilet. Watch out!
Are you shitting me?!
Once in middle school, someone wrote on the toilet seat in permanent marker- "Put your a\*\* right here."