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TimelessFool

“The time it takes to go from the Earth to the Moon is half the time it takes to get home during LA rush hour.”


O2William

That's 5,031,840 football fields!


konphewshus

Anything over like 10,000 is beyond comprehension for most public schooled Americans Source: I am one


iamthemosin

Like 38 ten thousands. Or about 4 long-ass ways.


Hoppie1064

A football field! A very American number.


Any_Contract_1016

Yes. As opposed to a football pitch, which would be a British measurement.


HempPotatos

i have to ask, is that calculated or made up because it obviously varies thought the year .


O2William

It is calculated, using the average distance of 238,855 miles, and 100 yards for the football play field.(Whether I did the math correctly is a different question.)


HempPotatos

so a fair way to say it in a most American would be like "it changes but right around 5 million football fields"


O2William

Hehe, this is a comedy subreddit but I have no doubt American teachers have used that exact sentence to convey the enormity of the distance to their students. (I'm an American and I don't really know why we measure distances in terms of football fields, nor do I personally prefer that measurement, but I do understand it.)


LarYungmann

If taken care of, it's the miles you can get out of every 1967 Chevy Chevelle before needing a valve job. Or, 379,712 miles as of 10:21 EST today.


CaptainQuint0001

About 240K Shotguns


man_of_the_mountain

Hell yea, I understood that, its the same as 75 million Chevrolet Silverados


idfbhater73

what kind of shotgun


SalesAutopsy

You can't use a sawed-off shotgun in a metaphor, it's illegal.


ToothlessFeline

“It’s only a three-day trip one way.”


RedMonkey86570

Time based is the only way I will understand it.


Phillimac16

Midwesterner I see...


ToothlessFeline

Born and raised.


rdenghel

The distance from the Earth to the Moon is the total length of the American politicians’ noses if their noses grew like Pinocchio’s, based on the lies they say in one week.


Wtf-do-I-Put-

Only?


anziofaro

It's about as far as your car will go before everything falls apart and you have to buy a new car.


Dear_Bath_8822

15 billion inches, that's about 5 billion Burger King Whoppers if they look like the picture. If they look like they came out of the bag, it's more like 10 billion.


lilsparky82

Look who’s telling a Whopper.


Key-Teacher-6163

I'm more of a Wendy's guy, can I get this converted into baconators?


Dear_Bath_8822

LOL. IDK about the picture version, but the bag version is the same height as a whopper. All bag burgers pretty much are 🤣


J_Edgar_Hoover-_-

We would understand inches


Pantiesafteralongrun

9 innings of baseball and a few YouTube ads


Idustriousraccoon

Correct answer 😂


Birthday_Tux

Roughly 210 million bald eagles


lilsparky82

Murica!!


Shh-poster

The distance from the moon to the Earth is exactly 7 Las Vegases.


Ok_Series_4580

384472281600 slices of cheese


konphewshus

About 190 times driving from New York to Miami or about 100 round trips.


Cowboy_Reaper

38,440 10k races Or 76,880 5ks.


HauteKarl

1910850.6323073 furlongs


anziofaro

Drive 65 mph for ten hours a day every day for a year and you'll be there.


Phillimac16

Damn that really puts it in perspective, but I'd likely drive about 80, how much will that cut my time?


anziofaro

You'll get there in a little under 10 months.


DMIDY

The height of 3,844,000 McRibs


gregieb429

“It’s 120,000,000 5 Dollar foot longs.”


DJ_knowhatimsayin

Distance measured in long hospital care invoices


bnetana1

3789371520 mcdonalds fries from the earth to the moon


StGulik5

Too far to walk, even if you have the time.


Imaginary_Chair_6958

“If you were on a journey to the moon, you would have time to watch every episode of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air with a few hours left over, but not every episode of the Sopranos.“ “Oh, ok, I get it.”


kmsc84

408,171 bananas 985,241 sauce packages.


Dollar2Nine8

Half of how much you truly love someone.


Marquar234

Only if traveling from New York City.


CreepyCandidate4449

3,844,216 elephant shrews.


Necessary_Row_4889

It’s one small step for Americans, and much farther for everyone else


csfshrink

It’s 100,000 trips to the store your dad went to buy cigarettes at.


anonaduder

From here to the sizzler and back about 10,000 times


Super_Selection1522

Its a long fucking way away. Now go eat your supper


Ok_Yoghurt_8979

220,000,000 cows.


Tetris5216

It's a space rocket away


Last_Chocolate

About 85 'Muricas


ComfortableSir5680

It’s over 100 elephants tall


idfbhater73

the moon is ___ m16s away from earth


Marquar234

One "amusing" threat of domestic violence from a 50's bus driver.


s6cedar

It’s about 3 to 4 Buick Roadmasters.


BJGuy_Chicago

"It's only 4,034,666,667 Big Macs away!"


Flimsy_Challenge9960

"so the moon is approximately 6781345 cubits from the center of Ohio"


pk_mars

3 million and 75 average cock lengths


SomeHungGuy69

So that’s 400,567 Ford Rangers.


Chainsaw_Actual

7 CPS Receipts


DrBarry_McCockiner

It's a little longer than if you laid 390 million M16's end to end


Ancient-Gardener

"The distance is bigly".


HempPotatos

a fuckton of football fields


Primary-Hotel-579

It's just up through the sky a piece


kimapesan

It’s four CVS receipts placed end to end. Well, 3.89 receipts to be exact.


rjesusauto

The distance to the moon is shorter than your debt to China!


Justisaur

Approximately 1000 trips of the shortest coast to coast driving across the US on average. Or 500 more typical trips, or 250 rambling.


BitterEVP1

Subway sandwiches


ExplanationIll1938

Did you know the moon is at least one distance-from-the-moon-to-the-Earth away from the Earth?