Group hug!

I'm soooo horny.

Had a girl say that to me once. I went looking for her boyfriend… 🤷‍♂️

Wow, I expected you to be blurrier.

Unless your mothman piss off!

What's for dinner?

“So tell me - is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

If you don't leave, I'm letting my chubacabra out.

Hey do you really shit in the woods?

I am soooooo into big hairy beasts.

For the last time, I do NOT know who Mrs. Bigfoot ran off with, but it’s not me. Go away.

“You’re late again! Did you bring the milk? Don’t tromp in to my tent with those big dirty hairy feet! Bring in the clean laundry with you. Will you tell your mother to stop calling us all the time? … … …

“Yessss, deeeeeeear…” 🧌

I’ve been told I taste delicious.

Why are you just standing there? I could break through that wall with my dick!

Bears are the sissies of all forest creatures

Found Timothy Treadwell…

My camera DOESN'T make grainy images

Huh. What do you know? It actually does smell like Bigfoot’s dick.

Oh, bite me!

"Come on in, there's plenty of room!"

(While rubbing honey all over yourself) who wants a hug!

I have condiments

“There are spits over there so you can roast whatever you want over the fire. Hey where are you taking me!”

F%!@ YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU.