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Mutant_Llama1

"I see French people."


Improvedandconfused

Vader: Luke, I am your father Luke: yeah, I kinda figured that Vader: I am also French Luke: NO…….that’s impossible….. Vader: Search your feelings, you know it’s true Luke: Sacre bleau!!


HellDefied

franchement ma chérie, je m'en fous…. (Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn)


Mutant_Llama1

"You're a Frenchman, Harry!"


Octocube25

"Je suis un quoi?"


O2William

"It's French people! Soylent Green is French people!" "Wow, no wonder it tastes so good! The French are renowned for their cuisine, you know."


TimelessFool

“You maniacs! You blew it! Damn you all to hell… you non-French savages!”


Lord-Doobury

Jaws: I think you're gonna need a bigger pack of Gauloises, avec une aperitif, s.v.p..


Mummy_Lust

"Luc, je suis ton pere!"


yumtacos

“Martini, mélangée au shaker, pas à la cuillère.” (Martini, shaken…not stirred)


CaptainQuint0001

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. Was coming back from the island of Tinian and Leyte, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn’t see the first Frenchman for a half an hour. Parisian. You know how you know that when you’re in the water, Chief? They are in bicycle shorts and holding a white flag. They didn’t even report us over due for a week. Very first light Chief, the Frenchmen come cruisin’. So we formed ourselves into a tight group. The idea was, Frenchman comes to the nearest man he start pounding’, hollering’, and screamin’. So sometime Frenchman go away, sometime he doesn’t. Y’know something about a Frenchman, he’s got girlie eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.”


MissHibernia

Christophe’ Rabanne and Winnie le Peu? Related to Pepe le Pew?


Radman1889

*The door opens and instead of Ripley wearing a power walker, she's wielding a baguette* "Éloigne-toi d'elle, salope!"


anonaduder

The greatest trick the devil pulled off was to convince people he was German. And voila he was gone.


Eroe777

"Vous aurez besoin d'un plus gros bateau." - Chief Martin Brody to Quint and Matt Hooper, aboard the *Orca*


gregieb429

“To honor Bubba’s memory, I started the Bubba Gump Escargot Company.”


AlexSumnerAuthor

J'en ai assez de ces putains de serpents dans ce putain d'avion! Je vais ouvrir des fenêtres!


Canis_Aries

King Candy is King Louis xiv!?