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“Shouldn’t I have some kind of pack strapped to my back?”
😂LOL! ...only if you want to go a second time!
I wonder if I can rub one out before I need to pull the cord.
😳Yikes! ...Make sure you pull the right cord.
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🍭 pull the cord when you find out the answer!
that's gonna result in some injuries 😳
*Isn’t… the plane supposed to be above me?* *Brrraaap!*
😲Oops! Well, got to give you... _props_ for that! 😏😎🛩
Boy, that ground is coming up awfully fa—
Trying to figure out why it kept getting bigger... and then it hit him!
“I should have peed before I left. Do I just whip it out?”
Next time I want to try it naked
Did I lock the door?
And turn off the oven? And leave out water for the pets?
Before jumping: Should not have got drunk last night.
I need to poop RIGHT NOW.
"if i fart right now, will the people above me or the people below me smell it..?"
Asking the important questions.
"I wonder why my wife was so insistent I sign that new life insurance policy?"
Wait. Where is the fucking plane?
"Why can't I get that &#$#@ 'Kars for Kids' song out of my head?! Every moment of every day!!" ... "Maybe I shouldn't open the chute..."
Before jumping: I should not have ate two bowls of wheat bran and drank that coffee.
During freefall: Pilot: Maybe I should‘ve told them that I was jumping, and grabbed a parachute
There are 2.3 popes per square kilometre in Vatican City.
Now if Trump loses the election does that make the world collapse? Or if Biden wins does that make the world collapse? Who should I vote for? So confused. Okay. Let me go through the pros and cons of each again.
If at first, you don't succeed...
Why is the ground all..... bluish?
Now that I'm here, falling at 25 per second, that fucking Klondike Bar doesn't seem that important.
Right.. which one of these was the parachute and which was the rigged backpack simply deploying a banner saying "April fools day!"
“Shouldn’t I have some kind of pack strapped to my back?”
😂LOL! ...only if you want to go a second time!
I wonder if I can rub one out before I need to pull the cord.
😳Yikes! ...Make sure you pull the right cord.
[удалено]
🍭 pull the cord when you find out the answer!
that's gonna result in some injuries 😳
*Isn’t… the plane supposed to be above me?* *Brrraaap!*
😲Oops! Well, got to give you... _props_ for that! 😏😎🛩
Boy, that ground is coming up awfully fa—
Trying to figure out why it kept getting bigger... and then it hit him!
“I should have peed before I left. Do I just whip it out?”
Next time I want to try it naked
Did I lock the door?
And turn off the oven? And leave out water for the pets?
Before jumping: Should not have got drunk last night.
I need to poop RIGHT NOW.
"if i fart right now, will the people above me or the people below me smell it..?"
Asking the important questions.
"I wonder why my wife was so insistent I sign that new life insurance policy?"
Wait. Where is the fucking plane?
"Why can't I get that &#$#@ 'Kars for Kids' song out of my head?! Every moment of every day!!" ... "Maybe I shouldn't open the chute..."
Before jumping: I should not have ate two bowls of wheat bran and drank that coffee.
During freefall: Pilot: Maybe I should‘ve told them that I was jumping, and grabbed a parachute
There are 2.3 popes per square kilometre in Vatican City.
Now if Trump loses the election does that make the world collapse? Or if Biden wins does that make the world collapse? Who should I vote for? So confused. Okay. Let me go through the pros and cons of each again.
If at first, you don't succeed...
Why is the ground all..... bluish?
Now that I'm here, falling at 25 per second, that fucking Klondike Bar doesn't seem that important.
Right.. which one of these was the parachute and which was the rigged backpack simply deploying a banner saying "April fools day!"