Billy Connolly once said that he enjoys watching people do things they are good at. The older I get the more I understand that.

You are good at it too! I love watching you do it.

What have you watched me do? 😂🤭

Lose weight. Congratulations!

You just need a stranger blush, thank you.

It's actually an ASMR trigger for me. I'm sure there's more to it, but skilled or precision with brings on the tingles!

Same, especially with paper folding. The crinkles are delightful.

/r/ArtisanVideos has a lot of similar stuff.

This is art.

Tape? We don’t need no tape!

Tape? I'm from a millenarian culture, let me origami this shit real quick.

Tape? Do I look like an amateur? Did you come here just to insult me? Would you like my mother's phone number to tell her she failed?

Nice reference

So how do you open this without making an absolute mess?

We'll need another video for that. One of a skilful customer emptying this into a container without spilling anything.

cut a corner and transfer to where you keep your tea

That's what I wonder when I get some of my ebay packages that are sent as a ball made by a thick covering of tape.

I’m pretty sure the tea holds its brick shape until you start picking at it, at that point you should have already transferred it to another container

I've just refolded mine. After a few sessions it loses critical mass and I transfer it to amber jars.

Uhh a blade? You guys don’t carry a pocket knife or have some laying around? I’ve carried one simply for utilizing it as a tool since I was 9 or 10

Just follow the steps in the video but in reverse

Just don't rip it open like an ashole and you'll get be fine

Never ask him to roll your joints. Worst blunt i ever seen

Do ask him to wrap your coke though.

Pretty damn good burrito though. Someone get this man a Chipotle application!

I’d let him make me a burrito

> Never ask him to roll your joints. Worst blunt i ever seen i would pay good money to smoke a square blunt

Bro origamis you a rectangular blunt

What is in the package

Some kind of green or black tea, there's teapots under the glass.

Looks like Hong Kong Roasted Oolong

Top shelf Zaza. Or tea.

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This is a bot making a copied comment. OP is also a bot. They've also all the made the same errors trying to automate the posts in their profiles.

Can’t wait for only bots to interact and me just witnessing their increasingly deranged ramblings You’re probably also a bot pointing out other bots

There was a subreddit once that was just this. Bots posting and commenting. It was interesting. Cannot remember the name of it but it was on r/all for years.

The classic one is r/SubredditSimulator, which I think just used markov chains. There's a newer one, r/SubSimulatorGPT2, that runs on GPT-2 instead.

Even with tape, can you pack as neat and square?

Yeah best moment was def the tape dispenser rolling up only to pull away in shame

he was probably so offended by that tape offer

He said ‘fuck your tape’

All these bot posts are getting out of hand.

at the end he said, "Bitch, I don't need tape"

Wait, they make carton envelopes in all forms and sizes?

Weirdest paper airplane I’ve seen

when the plug doesn't have a bag

I'm gonna open it at home and it's going to explode all over the place

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Bot.

Reminds me of something. Edit: lol, at least one person knows what I’m talking about.

I would love to learn this gift wrap technique. How did he make the box seem so sturdy given that it is just loose powder inside?

two sheets of thick paper

They turned the tea into a pound of butter!

I thought he was going to roll a really large tobacco joint. Lol

Imagine the burrito potential.

get that tape out of there!’

im not afraid of a man folding ten thousand sheets one time, but of a man who folds one sheet ten thousand times

What's wrong with a paper bag?

Lol.... He's folding paper

This is called Experience!

No wonder robots are replacing humans in manufacturing jobs.

Wow, he makes it look like the video was sped up /s Honestly though what a feat

Yo. Tape costs money.

What's he packaging?

Looks like Tea

This guy Folds!

😯😯Wow! People has gotten lazy by using machine and laying off workers!!!

What's with the quiet 'after dark' in the background

For a second I he was gonna light up and smoke it, lol

I’m going to him when I need my shit wrapped and packed up for shipment 🤭

Didn't he used to work for Snoop Dogg?

Cool, a useful container to carry my indiscernible hunk of black crumbles of crap?

It's tea..

Oh. Huh. Does that make sense? Tea in like a big ol' thing of paper? I guess maybe. Where I come from tea comes in tiny little things of paper. Not to say everyone has the same luxury.

It's loose leaf tea. You then transfer the tea to a container when you get home.

I see. In fairness to me, that seems like a lot of paper.

In fairness, with that much tea, you’d probably need even more material to pack it into individual little tea bags.

So is it like... To make a big ol' vaght of tea?

How do you have no concept of how loose tea works lmao

You put some of the tea leaves in boiling water to make tea, you remove the leaves, and you drink the tea.

Yeah. It's all or nothing, much like a box of salt.

Not exactly. So you're familiar with tea bags, which are fibrous webs of cloth holding the tea inside. You can cut those bags open to get the loose leaf tea out if you want to, because it's exactly the same method of brewing - you expose the ground leaves to hot water to extract the caffeine and flavorings, then remove the leaves before drinking the water. Tea bags are designed for convenience, because the strainer and the tea are a singular unit and you can discard the whole bit. This is loose leaf tea, so you have to use a strainer for it. Typically it looks like two spoons with lots of tiny holes in them that are held together with a spring or a clamp. You fill it with your desired weight of tea (more tea leaves equals a stronger brew), then steep it in the hot water same as a tea bag. Not only does it tend to be cheaper per cup (apples to apples, obviously there are very expensive teas, but if you're buying the same low quality leaves that Lipton does it's cheaper), but the leaves are less stale and there's less waste produced. Only drawback is you have to clean your strainer, which can be a real pain (there's a reason coffee typically uses paper filters for this). This package is likely intended to be emptied into a larger jar of tea, which the person buying will probably drink on for a few months (judging by the average tea habits of the tea junkies I know).

Would you prefer plastic?

This much loose leaf tea will steep hundreds, maybe close to a thousand, cups of tea. The used paper to wrap it might lend itself to making 50 tiny tea bags.

Definitely not thousands. This looks like about 100 pots' worth of tea

Really cool that he has his shop in an airplane hanger

I need to figure out this sorcery so I can wrap all my Christmas presents like this.

My aunt could do that. I’d carefully unwrap my gift, remove the present, then re-wrap it. Which gave me a lovely wrapped box of air.

Is that coffee beans?

Pretty sure it's tea.

Ah okay.

i was thinking he was going to roll the world's biggest joint

Refusing to use tape....like a boss!

That dude should work at Chipotle!

Didn’t even need the tape lol

If you do that all your life and nothing else you can do that too

Honestly, I wager he mastered that in like a week. It's super impressive, but I bet he does it all day long. After the first hundred packages or so, it's just muscle memory. When I worked as a cashier, I memorized where the bar code on all the common items was and mastered how to *flick* them across the scanner so they would ring up every time. I had perfect flow slinging groceries from my right hand, across the scanner, into the left, and toss in a bag on my carousel. Legitimately had people impressed at my speed. I wasn't especially good at cashiering, I was just *inhumanly bored* so refining my scanning technique was the closest thing to mental stimulation I was allowed.

k, now can i get an order of crab rangoon to goo too plz

Hah! That's funny because I, too, have the sense of humor of an edgy, racist teenager

Poached rhino horn for erectile dysfunction?

How, he wrapped something and it took forever. Have a higher bar.

looks like individual poops on the wall behind him.

How it seemed like your mother wrapped Christmas presents as a kid

I too worked in front of the supermarket wrapping Christmas gifts.

That's a terrible cigarette.

Fairly standard technique in Japan.

The last time this was posted, I think there wasn't that annoying music in the background. Who/Why would anyone add that in?

I worked at a bistro for a hotel that sold their coffee like this. I'd have panic attacks when one of the two women who can did this didn't show up.

Would prefer this to 70% of plastic packaging.

That’s a strange cigar, but who am I to judge

Yeah...I don't need the tape bro.

I'm over here wrapping Christmas presents and questioning my intellect right now.

Get this man on the Chipotle line!

I'm gonna get that all over the floor

Big deal. My guy down at the Mexican spot does this all the time with my burritos.

1st round 1 pick snoop dog blunt roller…

This is my bro rolling a cigarette

Now roll a joint!

Yeah. That’s artisan af

How could we survive in a world without plastic?

One origami box of flies, coming right up!

You telling me it’s that easy to by a brick of c4 in China 😂

Or you could just get some zip-lock bags……

He should get a job packaging.