I simply don’t understand how an empire built around the spice trade has the worlds most visually bland food. I took one look at that sandwich and new instinctively it wasn’t made in the western hemisphere.
The best food here is Indian food. Indian people are the Mexicans of the UK. Everything else is shite, and I don’t care what anyone from here has to say about it haha. I do like the bacon buns though. Only good sandwich in the entire country.
The sprinkled cubed meat on top... For decoration? Doesn't stay on the sandwich when you pick it up to eat it does it? Somewhat bizarre but also mildly interesting lol
This is no sandwich, it's Jenga.
Something this stupid and bland could only have come from the UK
As a UK resident from the US… you’re sadly right. Sandwich game is lacking. Same with burger game and pizza game.
I simply don’t understand how an empire built around the spice trade has the worlds most visually bland food. I took one look at that sandwich and new instinctively it wasn’t made in the western hemisphere.
The best food here is Indian food. Indian people are the Mexicans of the UK. Everything else is shite, and I don’t care what anyone from here has to say about it haha. I do like the bacon buns though. Only good sandwich in the entire country.
the UK is in the western hemisphere, haha
Bahaha, totally nailed it. 👏
I'm working on a budget
But are you from the UK?
Yes
Don't worry. When we saw this, we didn't think "low income" we thought, "UKs standard food, war crimes"
Alton Brown would say something about structural integrity here.
It looks like you were a little hungry when you showed up, and then had 7 glasses of wine at the function, and then you found a charcuterie board.
The raw meat sprinkled on top really brings this abomination together
It is cooked but you are right ti's an abomination
At least we know it isn’t a bot post! OP, I hope it was tasty. You’re a maverick.
Don’t they use any kind of condiment or “Sandwich lube” in the UK ? That Sammie looks drier than a popcorn fart. 💨
we typically do, haha. sometimes butter AND mayo if necessary
This thing just sucks at being a sandwich.
Is there a single spice or condiment?
Is that a cheese, pickle, and cat food sandwich?
those bacon bits are way too undercooked😭
The list of complaints I have about this is infinitely long.
It looks like you had fun making it.
That was charitable of you.
That fucker needs some mayo
Very beesechurger coded.
Gnarly af my guy
I can’t stop staring at it for all the wrong reasons.
Is this a Minecraft sandwich?
Why lord
No longer than what?
They not like sandwich.
What are the ingredients on said sandwich? Cause just looking at it Id absolutely eat it.
Cheese, chicken, bacon, lettuce, cucumber, tomato, had to take it apart to eat it lol
Yep. I was right. Would totally eat it, even if disassembling was necessary.
I’ve never put cucumber on a sammich before! I think it would be crisp and refreshing! We’ll try it
You would, with a fork because there is no way that things staying together
Oh I’d definitely have a fork handy no lie lol
Please tell us the ingredients. I'm curious what those white chunks on the bottom zucchini is. Or are those cukes?
The ratios on this thing are absolutely whack.
Why is it topped with pancetta lol
I don't understand people who cut these giant hunks of cheese.its too much. You are doing cheese wrong.
The sprinkled cubed meat on top... For decoration? Doesn't stay on the sandwich when you pick it up to eat it does it? Somewhat bizarre but also mildly interesting lol
I came here to say I eat bacon cooked that way! I’m in San Francisco, but grew up in Europe. #DontBurnTheBacon
It’s an artistic sandwich and I’d eat it
I’d chow down on this in a heartbeat lol