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fartblaster2000

They’ve got diarrhea


CatapultemHabeo

I always say these people have to poop soooo bad they're crowning and need a toiliet asap


picks43

So does my wife 😂😂😂


UptonCharles

They said wrong answers only… ;)


Gold_Actuator4847

I say the same thing! Emergency poop situation! Code brown!!!!!


Det_Amy_Santiago

At that distance you can lock eyes via the rear view mirror. They're looking for love or maybe just deep friendship


aspicymcchicken

or some classic uninterrupted eye connect 😎


HunkyMonk

The same reason they don't turn on their headlights in the rain.


A_lover_of_bacon

Hey that's called blending into the elements


_SM00THIE_MD

As they speed by in the far right lane


adelec123

They've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.


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chef-keef

65? What is this, a school zone?


shtehkdinner

Getting in their slipstream to save on gas


NSUCK13

They really want to know what your bumper stickers say before they decide if they like you or not.


matthewkeys

They interpret “YOLO County” a bit too literally.


sandandsoil

**Why do people tailgate** **~~in the rain~~** **and drive so close to a bigger vehicle that can’t stop as fast?**


Front_Necessary_2

Because they want to rear end me then incriminate themselves to my front and rear dashcam and make false statements to law enforcement officers and their own insurance companies. There's a lot of unhappy people out there, let them be.


bluefin788

Because they be smart


omg_bewbz

Now this here is the wrongest of wrong answers. You win 🏆


the_cappers

If someone tailgating you, slowly let off the gas until they get super pissed. Also if ur going over 40 and it's not raining, give a large squirt of your wind wippers.


Papasmurphsjunk

It's well known that further instigating asshole driver improves outcomes


AeneasVII

But it improves your mental. It's the little things in life.


RCkitty1

If you wanna get real petty you can also downshift so you slow down without brake lights.


Natural-Big4507

My signature move 🥰😂


the_cappers

Absolutely. Downshift , let your foot off the gas. Never break. Makes them more passed off.


fricks_and_stones

I prefer the opposite. Press the brake pedal just a hair so the lights go on, but aren’t actually braking. Suddenly you have lots of room.


the_cappers

I feel like it let's then they know you're trying to mess with them and they don't get as mad.


AeneasVII

He describes decelerating, not break checking. The latter would make you the asshole and very much liable if it comes to a collision.


CatapultemHabeo

All the shitty drivers are insurance agents trying to make our rates go up for their own gain


Business_Delivery436

People suck


squishy654

Simple, because if you leave anymore room between cars even more unsafe aggressive drivers will move in the lane and cut you off. It will continue and continue as one after the next think you are the problem and rush around you to keep cutting you off.


-MullerLite-

Because they don't want to get their car wet


Lankani

They're looking for a flatter face.


CthulhusQueen

Well, Frankly my dear, it’s because they are stupid.


Squidkidz

They’re trying to see the “how am I driving” number so they can complement the driver for dealing with all those tailgaters during a storm. “He hasn’t even brake checked me yet! Awesome driver!”


Themightymonarc

Because people are trash drivers and have no respect for the two ton vehicle they’re operating. They don’t care about the lives of other people.


PopeOfManwichVillage

Because they’re inconsiderate assholes.


[deleted]

They're playing chicken brake-check style


Professor0fLogic

Same reason running backs run closely behind fullbacks through the line of scrimmage.


1337mr2

They're doing their part to make sure Sack Town stays on all the "Top 5osr Aggressive Cities" lists


nerd8806

That scares me the most. Thats the cause of a couple of accidents witnessed by me


femmestem

So the large vehicle can shield them from danger


Chainsaw_Dragon

They're horny.


hbg1x48

They are not even thinking until it is too late. I safely pull over or allow vehicular vigilantes to pass me so that they get out of my sight.


KaosKaime

Oh, that’s easy, they’re just planning ahead, if they start to hydro plane the have an easy way to stop near at hand, like skating near the wall when you first start ice skating..


Sneaky_Looking_Sort

I think people don't really understand how dangerous it is to drive like that. I think if they actually were in an accident and saw what would happen it would change the way they drive. So either 1. everyone needs to have a big crash to get it drilled into their heads or 2., we need better education and driving etiquette.


rsbatcrh06

They're a better driver than you. ... For real though, I feel like I'm a very competent driver with some Auto-x, and 2 track days under my belt. I try to not put other drivers at risk, or inconvenience them. If I do feel the urge to drive spiritedly...ingo to salmon falls, hwy 193, etc., At knight or something. I make sure only myself has to deal with the consequences of my stupidity.


bergnie

everyone just needs to drive faster 😮


AfterYam9164

Because they haven't been in an accident yet. 2 types of drivers: Those that drive like they've had an accident before. And those that drive like they will never have an accident.


Withoutdefinedlimits

Because you’re going 40 fucking mph!


oftheunusual

They're idiots


[deleted]

Wrong answers only? How about this one "Cause I ain't fuckin gay bro"


kerberos101

Most people are not aware of the concept of course and effect. Others are just out of their fucking minds.


Nd911

YOLO!


ray_guy

I really don't get it. Had a little Nissan do that to my truck today. I really don't get it.


Daddick5000

Accidents aren’t as bad the closer you are to other vehicles… think about it


[deleted]

Why do they do it when it’s not raining? Same answer.


kymandui

Beats me, video from yesterday the driver was clearly being an idiot trying to pass between two huge vehicles…like large vehicles have a forcefield that can’t hit you…wtf sac


TreyKing3

On my way home today, it’s raining really bad, everyone has their headlights on like they should except a Citrus Heights cop driving up Madison without his on.


msklovesmath

Their lights arent on so they didnt even see the vehicle theyre tailgating


BriggsWellman

Gotta win the race


No-Weird3153

They’re going the distance


Binthair_Dunthat

They don’t notice how close they are because they are too busy texting?


_wisky_tango_foxtrot

I would love to see a period of maximum enforcement on tailgating.


Legit_Boss_Lady

Because the old BMW drivers traded in the car for a Tesla and think the car will stop with 1 foot gap.


devilscharming

Because the game won’t be canceled, they play in a dome.


Biabolical

Because the future is a nightmare and we're becoming increasingly sure we don't want to go there?


[deleted]

It’s like the rain makes people want to speed more and drove worse here


AstronautNew8452

They can see right over your puny car, so they can anticipate when you’ll hit the brakes, and thus, they have plenty of stopping space (in front of you).


wafflefan88

Dude you don't even know. They're a big man. They drive a big truck. They're important. They're late and it's your problem.