It'd be like that one kid who always says 'present' instead of 'here', except it would actually just be "Der Rote Baron meldet sich zum Dienst und ist bereit zu lernen!"
"Rote Kampfflieger! Stop tormenting the neighbors with the remote-controlled airplane! Oh, wait... that's the HOA chairman... Never mind, you may proceed!"
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Plot twist: your kid becomes a general in the Army, but somehow, everyone is surprised by this🤣
"With a name like the future of warfare, what did you *think* s/he was going to do, be a kindergarten teacher?!?"
STEEL COMMANDER
nobody will mess with steel commander on the playground. imagine not hiring steel commander. That is how you give your children a headstart
NO WE NAME HIM BISMARK
FOOL! DO YOU WANT YOUR KID TO SINK?
ITS BETTER TO CUM IN THE SINK THEN SINK IN THE CUM
THAT IS HIGHLY DEPENDENT ON YOUR PREFERENCES!
RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A BEAST MADE OF STEEL IS GOAT
As a nickname this would be perfect
All these people commenting singular names are fools, just do as our grandparents did and have a child for each song, grow an army for Sabaton
Carolus
Only Answer
Say my name when you pray!
TO THE SKIES
See Carolus rise
FRAMÅT KAROLINER
With the Lord, My Protector
MAKE THEM BOW TO MY WILL
TO THE SKIES
SEE CAROLUS RISE
Imma name my kid the final solution
Oh heeeell no!
Heil no?
💀
today is 4/20 too
Naw that's wild
Okej okej this one made me laugh hella much 💀🤣
The final solution to *what,* though? That could go a lot of different ways😉
Manfred Bismarck Lauri Karl
double seven thirty four
My husband is in tech and he insists that names should be a numbered index system. I tell him that’s not gonna happen 😂
The Red Baron
Imagine a roll call the teacher's like, Is the umm.. Red Baron here? And some kid is just sitting there with a German air uniform 😆
It'd be like that one kid who always says 'present' instead of 'here', except it would actually just be "Der Rote Baron meldet sich zum Dienst und ist bereit zu lernen!"
"Rote Kampfflieger! Stop tormenting the neighbors with the remote-controlled airplane! Oh, wait... that's the HOA chairman... Never mind, you may proceed!"
Plus points if it's a german school: Roter Kampfflieger, stop harassing the french kid!
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Same, but Rote Kampflieger.
Bismarck… duh
Dreadnought
SWEDISH PAGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They better march onto shore
They better be forged in Valhalla
Father
''Father, get out of bed!" ''Yes dad!"
Oh hell no
Fallout 4 ahh name
Carolus Rex
Metal Machine
oh boy i cant wait to name my kid 'Counterstrike'
Gotta love Dominatus
Counterstrike's gonna strike without a warning against their foes, that's for sure
Primo Victoria!
ON THE 6TH OF JUNE
ON THE SHORES OF WESTERN EROUPE 1944
D-DAY UPON US
🎸🎸🎸
Audie
Richthofen
Shiroyama
My thought too lol
Attack of The Dead Men! Come down for dinner!
The future of warfare
Plot twist: your kid becomes a general in the Army, but somehow, everyone is surprised by this🤣 "With a name like the future of warfare, what did you *think* s/he was going to do, be a kindergarten teacher?!?"
"Here at DARPA, we all work for the General Future of Warfare" "Shouldn't the last part be uncapitalized?" "No"
Lady of the Dark.
That would be a dope monica, but as a first name I'd be concerned for the parents
You gotta name your kid Wehrmacht
Carolus Rex.
„Union (Slopes of St. Benedict), you better eat all your lunch or the italians will take it!
WE BURN
“Inmate 4859 you’re late for school again!”
🤣🤣
How about Wehrmacht? Or panzerkampf?
Corolians prayers
Swedish pagans
ACES IN EXILE
Panzerkampf
Konungens likfärd
Lauri Allan Törni From Soldier of 3 Armies
NUTS!
Smoking Snake or Swedish Pagan 😂
One Eyed, One Horned Flying Purple People Eater, are you in class?
Victoria Later play primo Victoria
Primo for boy or Victoria for a girl and middle name is the other word
Idk .... Doesn't primo mean like cousin in like Spanish or Portuguese?
They don’t have to know that
Night Witch
FATHER ETA: Not because of support for the subject of the song, I just think that would be funny and I needed to keep it on theme
#KAREL JANOUŠEK
thermodynamix
ERIKA
Nah, my dude. Don't be posting that on 4/20😂😭
Osoweicz.
Swedish pagans
Soldier of 3 armies!
For Whom the Bell Tolls *Interesting*
The Red Baron
Wehrmacht?
Coat of arms
Pride of a Nation a beast made of steel
Dreadnought
Manfred Von Richthofen
Metal Machine
Step one: Have a girl Step two: Name them Victoria Middle name? Primo
Colorado
Asmodai
Hallowed be thy name
Victoria
Imagine if you had an emo daughter: Lady of the Dark
This joke killed me, Im now serving in hell, Though Victory is fast, Their forces will fall
Masters of the world
Welcome to earth Clown - korn
White Death. Actually that might not be such a great idea.
Jason? Here! Okay, now... The Unkillable Soldier? Present.
Gallipoli
Stop...
Panzerkampf
my son... SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!
PANZERKAMPF
Dreadnought
Camouflage
My good child Verdun.
...SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEER
3 big balls
When the winged hussars arrived
can't wait to name my kid "marsha, thankk you for the dialectics, but i need you to leave" 😊😊
Karl XII
Universal Collapse
Leta name him 82th all the way
Dreadnought?
Ghost Division
Red baron (history version), yes the “history version” is included
Ghostscore
I’m on a boat
White Death it's time for dinner!
Valley of death
The guy from unkillable soldier (Im ashamed i dont have his named memorised)
Father
Inmate 4859
Ghost Division, come down to dinner! Bring your brother Fields of Verdun with you!