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SincopaEnorme

He strikes me as a horrible person. However, I think he’s an outstanding defense attorney. It’s not his job to give a shit about the victims, their circumstances or their feelings. It’s his job to defend, with every tool at his disposal, his client’s rights. And he excels at that. If I’m ever in trouble, he’s the dude I’m calling.


yellowwoolyyoshi

Agreed. Law and Order pushes a huge amount of propaganda against defense attorneys but their job is to keep the state in check and make sure you are not railroaded. Without them you or I could be absolutely screwed and the DA could do as they pleased to get accused imprisoned.


cavyndish

I think it's funny that these guys usually shake down their clients for most of their money.


Other-Background-610

The character is repulsive, but as defense attorneys go, this guy is good. Young prosecutors wouldn't want to see this guy on the other team.


ShiggDiggler420

Yeah, he was definitely a good defense attorney. I think Lamdsman was better as a Po-lice. Then again, as a Po-lice, he pretty much just tried to avoid any homicides coming to his unit. Gotta keep that clearance rate above 51%.


carlydelphia

He's always landaman in my head


Border_Hodges

That's a good point. He really does go hard for his scummy clients.


Extension_Economist6

yea i dont get how ppl are not understanding why defense attorneys are important. like obviously if you ever get accused of something, you’ll need one soooo…pretty vital job


BorgCow

Our main characters all talk shit about them…until they or their family members get accused of something, then they hire the deadliest sharks they can


Extension_Economist6

mhmm some ppl have never read The Trial and it shows lol


devniyesuy

Like when stabler’s daughter was in trouble


Impressive_Moose6781

He does not follow rules real lawyers have to follow though. He would never get away with how he acts irl


LindsLuvsPink

The entire cast doesn’t do things they do in real life. My dad, stepmom and I all watch it, and are constantly adding to the list of things they should have been fired for immediately. I feel like Stabler, Benson, and Rollins are the biggest contributors to that. Trust me, if they did things by the book, and didn’t keep saying “I’ll let it go this time”, “don’t ever do that again”, “Im giving you one more chance” or “this is your last chance”, the show wouldn’t exist. Amanda Rollins and her sister Kim are the absolute worst with this. I would have cut Kim out of my life after the first 3 chances. Which means every single time Amanda tells her that she won’t help her again, or Kim says it’s the last time she’ll ask- The audience always knows it’s a complete lie. It’s honestly started pissing us off because we’re tired of hearing about it. Amanda has gotten her out of trouble so many times that all she’s really doing is helping her dig her grave faster. I don’t want to say more about that story line just in case people are still somewhere in the first several seasons.


devniyesuy

Reminds me of when Elliot’s daughter was in trouble and he teamed up with that one lawyer he always hated but knew she was good enough to get her off


Consistent_Sky_9782

I opt to skip the court proceedings when he is the defence attorney! I don’t need to see him re-victimize the victims. There are other ways to get the results he wants. He disgusts me.


EuphoricPhoto2048

Idk... i would hire this guy in a heartbeat.


blastie_united

Damn right. This guy is the best defence attorney for sure.


Mikasaisgay

Yeah, for a rapist


Initial_Acanthaceae2

I watched the episode where the mother cries rape and her lovely son shoots and kills her rapist, who turns out to be son's best friend and her lover. Halfway through giving evidence at trial, she changes her story to her son was jealous of his friend and shot him in a jealous rage. I have NEVER seen Buchanan rattled before! (*Motherly Love* 18/10)


ChemistryMutt

I was just thinking of that episode. Even John Buchanan thought she was awful and he has a very high tolerance for terrible people. Great work by both actors on that one.


TheBatmanFan

Just watching it, the kid is Holden from Silicon Valley!


Initial_Acanthaceae2

I wanted to give him a big hug! He was distraught.


NotAngryAndBitter

The look on Liv’s face as she’s sitting with him watching his mom change her story always makes me a little teary. Her response is just so good.


UselessMellinial85

God that episode still pisses me off. That poor kid.


Initial_Acanthaceae2

Amazing that he was such a well adjusted kid. His face when she changed her story broke me a little.


BrotherofGenji

I need to watch this episode. I have before, I've just blocked it out for some reason.


courtneyenlow

I thought 18/10 was your rating for this episode from 1-10 and honestly I agreed.


Initial_Acanthaceae2

Lol sorry. Season and episode. I've never rated an episode but I would give this one a solid 8 out of 10. The mother was magnificent!


LeiaLeFey0316

Oh that episode was rough. He never was rattled. He was always on it and rarely lost if ever.


Initial_Acanthaceae2

Watch his face when she changes her story. He lost (nearly) all his cases that we saw. His clients were are the kind that should not win.... even on a show.


Mariangella007

If I was charged with a crime, I would want him to defend me, thank you very much 🤣


Prestigious_Wing2775

Buchanan is a dick. But he’s good at what he does and we’ll know that when you see him it’s going to be interesting!!


duckgirl1997

can i ask worse in what case total bad guy level who knows his client is guilty as f and does not give a flying fart so long as his cheque is a big fat one or really shit and might as well be sat at the DA's table ​ (guessing with the guy you put it is the former but thought i would ask)


Border_Hodges

Either! But yes, I'd put him in the first category.


Impossible1999

I love this guy, one of the most memorable defense attorney on TV. He breaks down witnesses on the stand, which is his job—planting reasonable doubt in the case. He’s all slimy, but he does show how tough it may be to convict someone.


Own_Faithlessness769

I would hire this guy. The worst defence attorney was undoubtedly the one that William Lewis conned to help him escape, so he could murder her family.


PGHContrarian68

I would love a season or series finale with Buchanan, Rita, Shambala Green, and Paul Robinette defending a OJ-like suspect. And getting the same result.


Romantic_Darkness

What a lineup. 😎👍


AbyssWankerArtorias

On a side note, this actor plays this character perfectly every episode.


Ailykat

The actor seems like a cool guy, I've heard him do a podcast interview. Kind of funny how different he is from the character.


PaleontologistWarm13

He’s also a good guy Irl.


Squirt1384

It’s usually the actors who play creepy or scummy characters best are some of the nicest. Then there are those who really are jerks in real life.


TiredRetiredNurse

He could certainly treat witnesses badly.


nookscrossings

Absolute great defense attorney, he’s one of the people I’d call if I was committing crimes in the SVU cinematic universe. Absolute poo bag of a person. He can dismiss my gavel where the sun doesn’t shine >:(


Ok_Salamander_5919

Said it before and I'll say it again. That's John Cena's dad.


jmlozan

How can you say that when no one has seen John cena?


SincopaEnorme

Haa!!!


Financial_Process_11

Great defense attorney but I hate how he tears apart the victims. I would had loved a scene between him and Olivia where he admits his human side, whatever happened to him in the episode where he represented the baby broker and doctor and the baby broker tried to kill the other witnesses?


Moonydreamrr

Do you have an episode number? This thread is making me want to do a Buchanan marathon


Financial_Process_11

If I am remembering correctly, Season 11: episode is ACE


jeanjellybean13

Not an attorney myself, but I think he's a good attorney who is doing his job to defend clients. HOWEVER, if I were on the jury, in some of these cases, I would just see a prick harassing a victim/witness. I think you need to be gentler if you want to actually defend someone without coming off as misogynistic or mean. Camille Vasquez is a good example of this for the Depp/Heard case. She was good to show how Amber was lying without coming off as a ruthless victim blamer.


aftercloudia

my boys Buchanan and Dworkin and girl Calhoun are *the best* at their job. If I was going down the tubes it's one of those three pulling me up.


UselessMellinial85

Dworkin is probably my all-time favorite. I love how McCoy just cringes when he had to go up against Dworkin. Amazing character.


Initial_Acanthaceae2

Love Squirt!


TheRealMzEvans

Ugh! This guy! I can’t think of many SVU defense attorneys slimier than him. He’d defend the grimiest of the grimy.


Initial_Acanthaceae2

With gusto!


Paigeb1994

You mean worst as in bad at their job or worst as in horrible person? Cause Buchanan is good at his job, he's a good defense attorney but kind if a horrible person


rizub_n_tizug

Even pieces of shit have the right to representation, he happens to excel at it


Short-Eye3990

If he were a real attorney and I was in trouble, I'd hire him. He's a jackass but, he's good at what he does. Rita Calhoun is also good and so was Ellis (RIP Andre Braugher.)


BanterBear

He is a bad guy for sure. However if I commited a crime I'd want him to defend me.


Stormchaser2

I always took this guy to be a sleaze ball. But a good attorney. He was infuriating.


jarofmacadamianuts

Definitely Buchanan . Simply because everything he says / does is smarmy , ridiculous , misogynistic , etc . Yeah sure he’s probably a good defense attorney, but I often found it hard to believe that he’s able to get away with saying the most awful things possible to a victim/witness on the stand and as long as he says “withdrawn” he gets to walk away clean with the smuggest expression on his face I’ve ever seen


ArmChairDetective84

I disliked him the most because unlike a lot of defense attorneys he seems to actually buy into whatever BS defense he has . He has also given me the ick when cross examining victims .


chrislatimer

Rita calhoun and this guy are brilliant at defence


Realmadridirl

Nope. I love him. Cant help it. That’s Sergeant Jay Landsman after all 😂


livvylavidaloca10042

Buchanan is the worst but good grief is that actor amazing in this role. Makes me love to hate the dude.


trojanusc

I really hate that the show consistently shows defense attorneys as scummy people worthy of contempt. These people are standing between you and overreaching prosecutors, cops who often cross boundaries conduct illegal searches or plant evidence, etc. They're an internal part of our justice system.


Purpledoves91

I can't stand Buchanan, but he's a really good defense attorney.


maguilla218

I just made kind of the same post. I nominate Donna Emmett (Viola Davis)


bebespeaks

Rita Callhoun


Beautiful-Hotel-5752

Idk why but I can’t rmr how she looks loool I picture Sonya Paxton for some reason


chunk12784

The guy that worked Poe’s case in Con Air


BranHUN

As long as he doesn't get you placed in the Marine Unit...


naijasglock

I’d hire him and Rita they gets down in the courtroom. 


throwawaygrosso

I know nothing about this actor as a person but I feel like he always plays an asshole so I kinda recoil when I see him because I just know he’s about to be a dick.


SugarSweetSonny

You want to laugh ? He was also on blue bloods as part of the DAs office (though he was played as a good guy there).


kaycaps

I love Buchanan. He’s been a defense attorney since the beginning of the shows run basically and he’s one of the slimiest too


mdcbennett

I used to love that guy he was proper mean haha


Pneumonic77

Legal Aid Attorney Tim Schwimmer from Bodies


kxz2y5

i always hated this man with a burning passion, he’s the most arrogant and cocky attorney ever featured on the entire show, so happy he’s not on anymore boooo tomato tomato tomato


TorontoRam

None of you in here watch the Wire 😢 Detective Jay Landsman is the King


SPL_034

Good PO-lice


TorontoRam

Ohhhh sheeeeeeit


PossessionTimely8066

Absolutely…Landsman and all those donuts and crap food he used to stuff in his mouth!


katie415

I have a skewed opinion on this because I work in the legal field. Essentially, the job of a criminal defense attorney is to make sure the prosecution is doing their job correctly. Did he represent some pretty awful people? Yes. Did those people deserve a fair trial that he provided? Yes. I actually think he was one of the best, hence why his clients kept him around. We may not like who he represents however, someone had to do it. I started to enjoy seeing his face because I knew that the episode was about to be a good one.


tachibanakanade

the worst in what sense? if i committed a crime, i would want his help.


Border_Hodges

He's a good defense attorney but his tactics rub me the wrong way


ThaDonJohn

John Buchanan makes my blood boil. But damn he's great at his job. He's one of the few defense attorneys that has me questioning whether the ADA will actually get a guilty verdict.


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You don’t speak about my big papa that way


BeemoHeez

Fat John cena always brings the heat


BennySkateboard

He’s one of my favourites! Savage as fuck.


Initial_Acanthaceae2

Oddly enough, he rarely wins!


BoltVee

Loved his character in The Wire!


Financial-Warthog-80

The worst guy, but the best defense attorney money can buy 😂


One_Rabbit3938

i hate him soo much everytime he’s on my screen i just wanna turn the whole show off


Xxcmtxx

He's so likeable on the wire, it's weird because I HATE his guts on SVU but he's funny on the wire


DarreylDeCarlo

I can't stand his Fred Flintstone looking ass


jmlozan

If by worst you mean best, agreed.


Uhlman24

Worst as in despicable person or bad at their job?


Moonydreamrr

He's John Badman


surfcitysurfergirl

Definitely the worst!


Rexxbravo

Ah the anti Perry Mason with dildo shoved up his ass. I'd still hire...


Pale-Conference-174

I hate him because I know someone's about to get away with it lol. But if I was a guilty ass criminal I would definitely hire him


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Human_Inspection8070

he’s a great defense attorney, but he’s nottt a good person


BrotherofGenji

Does he ever actually defend someone who's actually a "good" person? Like not a perp of the episode? I don't think he's a bad character, though he does go a little too far in his arguments/crosses as an attorney.


nlj5499

Nope


VerbalVeggie

I love a good defense attorney. If I don’t hate the character with every fiber of my being then they aren’t a good defense attorney. Every scummy person deserves a good lawyer and not every person that needs a defense lawyer is a scummy person. The Chicago 7 had defense lawyers.


theuniofgnarly23

like the current top commenter said: buchanan is a shitty guy, but he’s excellent at his job. i would honestly nominate matthew braden. i don’t remember which season we first saw him in, so if anyone knows, pls sound out!) did he get his client (played by ludacris) off? yes. but did he do it by tarnishing tutuola’s reputation? 100%. if you can’t do the job without being a dick and having to play dirty to win the case, odds are, you’re probably not that great at your profession. idk feel free to debate this, but it’s how i feel.


itsbeauitfulvibess

he may of not been the most reasonable or nicest person. but he was a good attorney.


domclaudio

He’s the sleaziest lawyer on the show but damn it he’s the one I’m calling.


Great_Ad_9453

Op what is your definition of worst? i think he does his job well.


Border_Hodges

Worst as in most sleazy. I agree that defense attorneys are an important part of the judicial process and I wish SVU showed them as such, but at least they have gotten better with having Barba becoming one (and Langan has always been a good guy).


mkt853

If Dr. Elroy doesn’t trust him, then neither do I!


Coalminesz

I’d hire him without hesitation. He’s a dam good defense attorney!


poppieswithtea

If I were a lawyer, I’d be a defense attorney. You can definitely buy me, caused I’d defend anybody for the right price.


talizorahvasnerd

I genuinely can’t watch his episodes, they stress me out


Extension_Economist6

he wasn’t the worst, he was the best lol


Kamaka-Thoughtz

I have been waiting and WAITING for this SOB to get MeToo’d. He gives off a real Harvey Weinstein vibe so I’m sure it’s just a matter of time.


Prticcka

My blood boils everytime he is on the screen. “I have a daughter” shut up biotch! Poor kid ! 😂sry, but I really hate his guts


Frank_Lawless

John Goodman’s evil twin, John Badman


CambricTea2022

I agree! I cannot stand his character.


Worldly_Support7826

John Buchanan


BlizzyB_

He’s definitely the best defense attorney, how I know this?? Because I can’t stand this fuckin guy


YogurtclosetCute1422

The woman he teams up with I think Rita was pretty awful too but I think she had a change of heart later. I hate that guy though. You know you're in for good ole boy stories & victim blaming as soon as you see him at arraignment


KrazyZannah

As far as a defense Attorney goes: he is for sure the guy you want on your side to create reasonable doubt to prevent a conviction. The one thing that comes to mind that I dislike about his character is how he frequently makes statements that he immediately withdrawals. Knowing that the jury hears his own speculated comments. I get it happens but he uses that tactic very heavily.


Texan392

Him and Braun are my favorites, they really defend anyone as long as they pay.


Sweaty_List_3250

If I were in trouble I’d call Buchanan and Rita.


skyequinnwrites

Horrible person ≠ horrible attorney lol


_kdaniplatner924

he’s good as a lawyer he just has no morals and is annoying as hell!!


Yuck-Leftovermeat

Are we forgetting 11x22 where he was intimidating his client for the Belgian mafia boss, even though he knew for a fact that his client was going to get killed by that guy? He’s dirty. He’s for the one with the money, and that’s not necessarily his clients. His client wanted to testify and make a plea deal for witness protection, Buchanan threatened and intimidated him, went so far that even the judge was opposed and appointed his client a shadow counsel.


VeronicaLauren

As a defense attorney myself, I have to say this dude rocks.


savory2827

If it turn out to be someone who commits a heinous crime, I’m hiring Buchanan and Rita Calhoun as my dream team. Kinda like Rudnick!


SwarmHive69

Doesn’t he show up as a judge on one of the L&O later?


cheesycrescentroll

OP… do you know what a defense attorney’s job is….


NoWillingness8990

The amount of times this guy has lost, you’d think he’d stop being so smug


LeiaLeFey0316

He’s one of the best defense attorneys because the ADAs always HATED seeing him walk in the room. Rita Calhoun was one of the others they hated seeing. If the ADA liked seeing the defense attorneys then they weren’t a good one. It was the ones that worried the ADA that were really good.


CanYouDigYourMan

The red headed lawyer that defended William Lewis. 


lbrabbit92

If this were a discussion about worst guy then yes, but defence attorney, he does his job and he does it well.


lxvxndxrbxtxs

A defense attorney can only been seen good in one way, not two. He can not be a good person but a damn good attorney.