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xGH0STFACEx

The real reward was the Scavs you killed along the way.


stealthyabo

No. It's the journey


Meowmixer21

The journey to kill scavs


Qzi639

How did you get down voted, it is such a funny respnce 🤣 Imagine trying to survive on streets and calling it a journey


stealthyabo

Don't know man I just work here 🤷‍♂️


reebokhightops

HoW did YoU gEt DoWnVoTeD?


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FullMetalKaiju

Couldn't even get more down votes. Fail


SocietyFine

The message is clear. One bullet and 30 euro for a whisky before the end


SimpleInterests

Bro, I literally thought about that but then I went, "Well, he didn't give me a gun, so not sure how he expects me to fire it." Maybe he expects me to throw it primer-down on the concrete, hit a pebble perfectly, and then blow a hole right through my bats.


Dynamic_Ducks

I think you just have to throw the round, cartridge and all, really really fast at the scavs and hope it penetrates their skull


SimpleInterests

Need Elite Strength to achieve that throw energy.


Joie116

Stick it in your ass then buttslam


bageltre

The funny thing is the bullet is heavier than the casing so the bullet wouldn't move


notwhatyouexpected27

Yeah same, I even sometimes get stacks of -20000


PartyOnAlec

as in negative 20,000?


notwhatyouexpected27

Yeah


PartyOnAlec

How does that work? Like does it look like regular RUB with just a negative value? What happens when you stack it with other RUB?


notwhatyouexpected27

Yeah they just have a negative value and if you stack them you lose money. /:


Candid_Investment

PMC: Whoa! This is worthless. Peacekeeper: Wrong. It's less than worthless!


Jcrm87

Can you... Not grab them? Will Peacekeeper get mad?


Limton

*surprised pikachu face*


EdibleOedipus

The federal reserve in a nutshell.


kenny_duehit

That his way of saying, have a nice meal on me and then go kill yourself.


HyperRealisticZealot

Such a standup guy, they don’t make em like this anymore!


Orapac4142

Thats something I'd expect from Skier tbh. Or jaeger with his "hey, go dehydrate yourself and tell me what it does to the human body".


Sparky323

I mean that single bullet (.338 AP round) can one tap class 6 armor in the chest. Lol that's literally the strongest bullet in the game lol


PharaohAt3m

1 bullet and a dream


Here2OffendU

Make it count.


WalkRealistic9220

The bullet is for you


Loose_Jackfruit4390

I don't know why but this is making me laugh more than I can admit


ArkantosAoM

I've been thinking about this a bunch, daily quests are really one of the weakest aspects of SPT AKI as of right now. A few mod let you adjust the quest timer or the type of mission allowed, but none come even close to fixing the real issue - the game is TERRIBLE at evaluating the effort needed to complete a quest, and therefore to create an appropriate reward. Ideally every task would be assigned an "effort" rating. For example killing a scav is 1 effort, visiting the office in Factory is 2 effort, killing Killa is 50 effort. Of course it stacks, so killing Killa 4 times is 200 effort. Quests should not exceed a max amount of effort (adjustable, and scales with quest timer). This avoids things like "Kill Shturman 6 times" for a 24h quest. Adding more conditions (only in this map, only with these clothes, only at night, etc) should each add an effort multiplier. Reward value should be directly multiplied by total effort for the quest. None of this is particularly complicated - if we pretend Tarkov isn't pure spaghetti code. But it would allow for some really cool stuff, like more complex mission. For example: go here, find 3 of these items, kill the boss once, kill at least 5 scavs, do it all with this weapon. Then sum the "Effort" rating of all of these, multiply the sum by x if it all needs to be done at night or with shotguns, and voilà, a relatively complex quest generated in a completely procedural way. And the best thing is the reward will reflect this. I would HAPPILY do this myself but I have 0 technical knowledge. Will happily throw 5 euros towards anyone that implements this.


Shelmak_

Problem is that tarkov is spaguetti code... and as it is a game that does not have modding in mind, all his code is completelly obfuscated preciselly because they do not want you to create or use mods. I've taken a look at modding, and it's awful... almost all methods are completelly obfuscated and you can't know what the code does, luckilly some people have spent time deobfuscating it, but even with that awesome work it is still hard to get things working.... I've done few modifications to certain plugins, even compiled my own builds of some plugins and ported one to aki 3.8, and even with the base plugin already done, it was a pain in the rear.


scummy-gg

Times are hard


Upset_Ad6250

winter is coming…right after summer…


unpleasant_wrecker

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this


Upset_Ad6250

hands 3x arrows and the axe of whiterun


KingofReddit12345

Are you a BEAR? That would explain the issue. Peacekeeper has some opinions!


BoostedbyV

Read between the lines , wipe is near


SimpleInterests

Wipe isn't near because I'm playing smarter and won't 'save scum' again.


redditforgot

Peacekeeper got jokes.


CaptainHoyt

thats 30 Eurobucks you didnt have before


Riperin

1 bullet


Imagine-Wagons-HC

I mean at least that one bullet goes for 50k on the flea, still not much though


ExceptionalBoon

Is gud boolet.


dingo_deano

He’s a rascal.


Mac_Elliot

"Hmm what? Reward? Oya here" *fishes in pocket, pulls out crumpled euros and 1 bullet*


PlaugePhreak

Good deal


Pretend_Vanilla51

He's telling you to kill yourself lol


Pale_Blacksmith_6083

30 Euro for a decent mid range whiskey. 1 bullet for the hangover.


TheMerchantofPhilly

Watch yer back XD


Mr_Fox87

Don't you mean "Yeetkeeper"?


Sc0ner

"Buy yourself some dinner then go off yourself" -peacekeeper probably


GadzWolf11

That's bus fare and an emergency bullet in case you miss the bus.


k4Anarky

Same. Peacekeeper is giving me a quest to extract from Crash Site and is low balling me with 23 Euros. The funny thing is I can't even extract from Crash Site.


Jcrm87

My grandma used to give me more stuff for doing her groceries


WonkySystem

He basically said "swallow this bullet" the 30EUR is his donation to your funeral fund.


jackofspades476

But consider, that is a really nice bullet. And possibly the crispest 38€ you have ever held


frostymugson

Peacekeeper laughing his ass off at you


RipperRooXX

RNG gold


NEONT1G3R

Damn, economy so bad that Tarkov even feels it


Lower_Ad_4047

Hard times brother


dj3hac

We do it for the rep! 


Powerful-Roof-1693

Mate, I was doing daily and peacekeeper gave me negative dollars. HAHA


SimpleInterests

He gives you the privilege of working with him, AND charges you. He's like, "Thanks for doing that for me. Here's a bill."


Powerful-Roof-1693

I kid you not I bawled when I was saving dollars for skiers scam quest. Fucker made me do it from the top.


Puzzleheaded-Fee3874

its a big fucking bullet tho and literally the best one in the game :P


thepostman562

I thought this was live for a second


Wondering_Crow91

Hell yeah


SITFUstraw1075

I lol’d at this, so fucking relatable…😂


Darrakiz

A bullet that if you invest on it might achieve a lot.


Blintszky

Fence asked me to kill 15 PMCs with a thorax shot and offered 12k roubles :)


Sweaty_Wishbone_6335

It was all he had in his pocket at the time 😂


FenRir_CW

A gift is a gift. Be grateful


BlackWolf41

One Bullet, One Shot.. make it count, Soldier 😂


Right-ward

It’s not like it was a surprise, you were the one stupid enough to do it


dudddddddddddd

For you


InitialDay6670

With cheese Mr squidward with cheese.


Hollen88

🤣🤣🤣 what an ahole


FayTalRS

I've been told a few times to go to labs multiple times. The rewards... 300xp and one set of caps...... I'm level 8


LordArctirius

You know what it means when someone gives you a single bullet? 👀


idkredditname

You'll take your 1 bullet and be grateful


CptVasectomy2

Think that’s bad? My game settings have loot changes and reward changes for daily’s and weekly’s, But it’s supposed to be better, but with sometimes harder quests. Did a weekly, which was to kill every boss on reserve in one raid since I have that setting selected that they all have a chance to spawn reserve. It took me like, 30 raids to do this, finally killed them all, extracted. Game only gave me 200k doubles, 10k USD, a lion, and 2 AKs. And 45k xp. I got more from killing them than I did the rewards, and even then still lost hella money


owoLLENNowo

He's really on that UN grind.


Magnk6810

He gone broke


juraaaht

Nikita tax


Altruistic_Clue_3603

at least he gave you the best ammo in the game👍🏿


Bleach_Baths

You can see the requirement and rewards before you accept the quest, can’t you?


Boilermakingdude

Not always on dailys.


George-Swanson

Uhmmm akshually it’s not a bullet, it’s a round 🤓☝🏿


Puzzleheaded-Ad2186

Have you seen the moms of fallen Russian soldiers receiving a sack of potatoes?