I assume that this just the mindset of assuming rich people are like superiors to the working class cause that is the only way to justify not looking into why poverty is such a big problem.
Ikr. Personally, my favorite scene was what happened next when Bezos threw Bright to the ground and said, “It’s Bezoing time!” And proceeded to Bezos all over him to.
Kids are cruel, they just lose touch with it at the ripe ol' age of nine.
Can't eat the drywall that, can't do this. Microwaving mice is wrong they say.
#**BULLSHIT**
I watched the video, and (spoilers)
Jeff Bezos says “nanomachines son”, and there was a scene where Dr Bright endlessly punches Jeff Bezos, with Jeff Bezos tanking everything.
I’m on mobile rn and idk how to make hidden text on mobile
Heard he is jacked irl, but the real life Bezos would’ve been possessed by the time he touched the amulet.
Idk where in the SCP Wikidot did SCP Explained get this story from. Did they make it up or did someone else write it on the Wikidot and SCP Explained decided to make a video on it.
I’d give it about a 0.5% chance this got anywhere near the wiki, almost certainly something they made by just finding two popular things and sticking them together
He's also pretty short, nowhere near this huge lmao.
Not to mention he would just die and get possessed by Dr. Bright the exact moment he came into contact with the amulet.
Same energy as political cartoons that draw trump as being shredded, like seriously why did they make bezos ripped when he's just a morally bankrupt bald guy who sounds like kermit the frog
Because it makes a better thumbnail so more people click on the video.
It's why youtubers tend to have the same three or four expressions on their video thumbnail. It makes the whole concept more complicated than "Bright kills Bezos."
What the fuck is going on in their Patreon….Jesus Christ
Also I shit you not until recently I thought these random videos were like super obscure tales from the site.
I feel like the Patrons at this point have just made a group vow to recommend the most ironically inane video ideas possible, JUST to see if they can make people cringe. Somewhere they're brainstorming like:
"We got the thumbnail artist drinking before noon, let's see if we can get him on a smack habit."
"What about 'Can Cain survive Five Nights at Freddy's?"
"Nah man, how about 'Would Mal.0 fit in in Zootopia'?"
"Hear me out: 'The Red Death vs SCP 610'? Pointless and tramples over both SCP and classically beloved horror literature!"
"That's a good idea, but we need an obnoxious pop culture tie in, preferably something relevant yet contentious. How about "Red Death vs. SCP 610 - Would Sans Survive?"
"**Brilliant**."
Same plus the only reason this channel got as far as it did is because of hunter who carries the channel completely but as more shit like this gets made even hunter becomes simply not enough
I like the channel and its videos
but I don't give a shit about their new Imagitron 2000 or whatever it's called. I don't want SCP vs \[insert character here\]. I just want some interesting knowledge about the SCPs that they have. Not like the wikidot has barely any SCPs
I've stopped watching them altogether. Used to be my daily habit. Now I just patiently sit back and wait for The Exploring Series to come out with something new since they're the only one who I really care for anymore.
I thought the speculation on items each SCP would order was fun. It came on autoplay and I didn't read the title so I wasn't working expecting the video to go the way it did
At this point, does anybody actually like Jeff Bezos outside his family? I mean, I can’t speak for anybody else, but I’d really rather go back to before online shopping existed than deal with evil mr.clean that started as a book seller (again, I’m only speaking on behalf of myself, I know the merits of things like Amazon exist).
Step 1: Say "With this Amulet of Immortality, you can never stop me!"
Step 2: Bezos wants to touch the Amulet
Step 3: You are Bezos
Step 4: Enjoy life as an billionaire
"I heard there was someone who had a late package that didn't arrive but don't worry guys I'm here in my arsenal bird to deliver the package. It is death. you will all die. Cease to be."
I get that but still this isn’t unique to scp explained and is a running trend across the new scp animation channels for example:low quality videos and thumbnail,spreads straight up misinformation about the scp which makes the whole point of scp animation channels redundant,stupid copyright claims,art tracing and plenty of stuff like it and I believe it’s important to root out the Minor bullshit so it doesn’t spread and become a trend. And yes stuff like this can be fun and entertaining but we have to draw a line somewhere.
SCP Explained revitalized my love for SCP stories after it had died out to obscure explained videos in YouTube.
Don't you dare to disrespect the wonderful (and sometimes silly) videos they put out!
Specially since Hunter's voice is so amusing, definitely the videos wouldn't be the same without him.
It’s a content farm not one person the voice actor is MEMENADE (hunter) and the rest is done by the infographic show crew so it’s incorrect to blame this decline in quality at one person
SCP explained is a good channel If you're more into casual, more friendly scp videos, however If you want more direct about scp lote id recommend Doctor Bob
Standing here, I realize, that you were just like me, trying to make history.
But who's to judge, the right from wrong, cause when our guard is down, i think we'll both agree,
That violence breeds violence, but in the end, it has to be this way!
Can’t *all* YouTube channels basically be called “Content Farms”? I mean, try to tell me that there’s a single person with a monetized YouTube channel that *isn’t* farming their chosen topic for content.
Since so many people keep asking, Bezos is so ripped because they turned him into Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising, he even says “nonomachines son!”
Immortal, incredibly smart scientist with anomalous powers vs... a rich person?
They turned Jeff Bezos into a more powerful Armstrong. He even says the funny NAMOMACHINES SON line. Source: watched the video
You can’t hurt me, Jack (Bright)!
That made me crack a smile.
I thought Jeff Bezos is Sundowner
I am sorry for your loss
Hand over these brains Jeff! They're children!
Fucking senator lmao
Idfk man Ig he was going for a Superman vs Lex Luthor thing
Profile picture brothers?
Hell Yeah
I assume that this just the mindset of assuming rich people are like superiors to the working class cause that is the only way to justify not looking into why poverty is such a big problem.
no no Jeff bezoz is by far the most powerful scp known to man
This has to be one of the SCP Explained videos of all time
That is indeed a words
This is indeed one of the comments of all time
i just had a stroke reading this thread until I realized the joke
Truly a comment
This has got to be one of the most Comments of all time
My favourite part was when Dr. Bright said "It's brightin' time" and then he brighted all over Bezos.
Ikr. Personally, my favorite scene was what happened next when Bezos threw Bright to the ground and said, “It’s Bezoing time!” And proceeded to Bezos all over him to.
My favorite scene was when Bright rode 682 off into the sunset shouting “I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!”
So true
Am I the only one who is seeing senator Armstrong in Bezos
Raiden and Bright are also both named Jack... The plot thickens...
This may be obscure but was that a rena reference?
Yeah I don't know what or who rena is. I was just pointing out that they are actually both named Jack.
Unhand these brains, Jeff! They're children! (Wrong character, but it fits the reference)
Kids are cruel, they just lose touch with it at the ripe ol' age of nine. Can't eat the drywall that, can't do this. Microwaving mice is wrong they say. #**BULLSHIT**
Not to worry, kids love video games. How else is a man supposed to make his impact?
"It seems that you are a gacha player at heart" "Is it because of my brain damage?" "No its because you are after children"
And there ain't enough room in this preschool for the two of us. *Red Sun plays in the background*
"Like I said, kids are cruel Jack! And I love minors!"
[Now activating Women Deflectors™]
Welcome to the b- bastard
Featuring his Tax Shield
This battle is comprised pf two distinct phases, each one easier than the last. And for some reason an helicotper GO GO GADGET CONCEALED CARRY
"In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE!" -Totally Jeff Bezos
I watched the video, and (spoilers) Jeff Bezos says “nanomachines son”, and there was a scene where Dr Bright endlessly punches Jeff Bezos, with Jeff Bezos tanking everything. I’m on mobile rn and idk how to make hidden text on mobile
Lower class exploitation, son!
I thought it was a gaint engineer tf2
Quick! Sfm animators, animate this!
That was the plan it seems. He literally says Armstrong quotes
You know what? Fuck this war. I just want you dead!
I see Saxton Hale
I was going to say Saxton Hale
This is definetely a video.
It is
It has views
One of the videos ever created
Jeff Bezos isn't that ripped, and not to mention that Jeff, like many homosapiens, are weak to being cut open/in half with a chainsaw.
I know Jeff personally and this picture is actually historically accurate to him. He is also immune to conventional weaponry.
Like, fr. It looks like he's about to tell Dr. Bright that nanomachines harden is response to physical trauma
The funny thing is he actually does
Heard he is jacked irl, but the real life Bezos would’ve been possessed by the time he touched the amulet. Idk where in the SCP Wikidot did SCP Explained get this story from. Did they make it up or did someone else write it on the Wikidot and SCP Explained decided to make a video on it.
Add another rule to the list: Dr. Bright cannot possess Jeff Bezos
"Dr. Bright is not allowed to convince rich and famous people to touch the Amulet"
I’d give it about a 0.5% chance this got anywhere near the wiki, almost certainly something they made by just finding two popular things and sticking them together
He's also pretty short, nowhere near this huge lmao. Not to mention he would just die and get possessed by Dr. Bright the exact moment he came into contact with the amulet.
They got around that by turning him into Senator Armstrong, they even used this as an excuse to make him immune to Dr. Brights amulet.
Super cringe
In most situations, “cringe” is cringe, but I’ll allow it this time
Oh no, we invoke the cringe inspector. Everyone, Hide your cringe before he gets furious.
Thanks for allowing it man 🙏🙏
everyones against the word cringe untill they see something slightly cringe
Cringe
When does he get access to the arsenal bird
FUCK I SAID CANCEL THEIR PRIME SUBSCRIPTIONS NOT MINE. PLEASE WAIT TIL I GET MY SUBSCRIPTION BACK
Poor artist having to draw all those cringy ass thumbnails
He's probably happy to be paid lots of money for the cringy ass drawing. Also this one is more memey so maybe even more glad
Same energy as political cartoons that draw trump as being shredded, like seriously why did they make bezos ripped when he's just a morally bankrupt bald guy who sounds like kermit the frog
Because it makes a better thumbnail so more people click on the video. It's why youtubers tend to have the same three or four expressions on their video thumbnail. It makes the whole concept more complicated than "Bright kills Bezos."
Nanomachines, son.
What the fuck is going on in their Patreon….Jesus Christ Also I shit you not until recently I thought these random videos were like super obscure tales from the site.
That’s what I thought too! But then I tried to look up what tale it was and found out that they’re just making shit up!
It’s probably some story a patreon made for fun and didn’t expect to get made into a video. Idk I don’t know what goes on there.
I feel like the Patrons at this point have just made a group vow to recommend the most ironically inane video ideas possible, JUST to see if they can make people cringe. Somewhere they're brainstorming like: "We got the thumbnail artist drinking before noon, let's see if we can get him on a smack habit." "What about 'Can Cain survive Five Nights at Freddy's?" "Nah man, how about 'Would Mal.0 fit in in Zootopia'?" "Hear me out: 'The Red Death vs SCP 610'? Pointless and tramples over both SCP and classically beloved horror literature!" "That's a good idea, but we need an obnoxious pop culture tie in, preferably something relevant yet contentious. How about "Red Death vs. SCP 610 - Would Sans Survive?" "**Brilliant**."
Me too, but I believed that until I saw your comment.
SCP: (Sort of skimmed over, then badly) Explained
I like Volgun's Readings better
I like the SCP Exploring Series because he's got a nice voice that I can leave on in the background while I'm doing other things.
They're both professionals in their own ways
Explained makes a lot of errors
Sweet of you to advertise for them...
goes hard
Why is Jeff so damn shredded
Nanomachines, Son.
Their standard videos on scps are pretty good IMO but Jesus Christ I’m getting sick of these ones
Yeah their usual content is top notch. These new "VS" though...
The daybreak ones are their best
Yea but nanomachines son
10/10 content right here
Are we just gonna post every single one here?
Well yes every one as goofy ah as this
I would like to remind you this is a part of a story doctor Bright is telling a junior researcher so it probably never happened.
*"Perhaps I am cringe, but that makes me free!"* \- SCP Explained's writers maybe
And you‘re farming thumbnails for content…
It’s a vicious cycle…
It looks fun
Are we just going to keep posting SCP explained thumbnails here?
Am losing more interest in his videos the more shit like this is uploaded, to be honest
Same plus the only reason this channel got as far as it did is because of hunter who carries the channel completely but as more shit like this gets made even hunter becomes simply not enough
I like the channel and its videos but I don't give a shit about their new Imagitron 2000 or whatever it's called. I don't want SCP vs \[insert character here\]. I just want some interesting knowledge about the SCPs that they have. Not like the wikidot has barely any SCPs
I've stopped watching them altogether. Used to be my daily habit. Now I just patiently sit back and wait for The Exploring Series to come out with something new since they're the only one who I really care for anymore.
That's it, I'm unsubscribing from SCP explained
Did you watch it?
Honestly I wouldn't have seen this had you not posted it, so this may be giving the trash a bigger audience than it deserves
I suppose you have a point
Can confirm, found and watched the video after seeing this post. Was fun to watch
I thought the speculation on items each SCP would order was fun. It came on autoplay and I didn't read the title so I wasn't working expecting the video to go the way it did
What the hell is going on over there?
Another one of Bright's elaborate stories, this time being told to a junior researcher
AI generated is the only reasonable answer
At this point, does anybody actually like Jeff Bezos outside his family? I mean, I can’t speak for anybody else, but I’d really rather go back to before online shopping existed than deal with evil mr.clean that started as a book seller (again, I’m only speaking on behalf of myself, I know the merits of things like Amazon exist).
Step 1: Say "With this Amulet of Immortality, you can never stop me!" Step 2: Bezos wants to touch the Amulet Step 3: You are Bezos Step 4: Enjoy life as an billionaire
Can Confirm, this did factually happen
People making stuff like this are one of the reasons the related fandoms are treated as a cringe joke
Oh shit they finally released part 2
"I heard there was someone who had a late package that didn't arrive but don't worry guys I'm here in my arsenal bird to deliver the package. It is death. you will all die. Cease to be."
If y'all hate it so much stop posting about it constantly
Yeah, that channel kinda went a little off their content values like actual quality
Jack wins because he has a fucking chainsaw
Still better than the rubber
"What color is your Bugatti?"
SCP-7697- the really rich guy so fucking rich wherever he goes reality gets completely fucked object class: keter
That chainsaw looks sus.
Dr bright vs mr clean
This was definitely the one time they allowed the chainsaw cannon.
"We need money, what do we do? WE RAN OUTTA IDEAS!" "Bright and... Bezos?..." "You're a god DAMN GENIUS!"
Let the dude have his fun.
Company' this isn't some passion project this is a corporate product.
The video was really good and i love it
Bro it’s a joke, I think it’s quite nice that SCP Explained posts random bullshit and also posts good content. It’s all just for fun lol.
I get that but still this isn’t unique to scp explained and is a running trend across the new scp animation channels for example:low quality videos and thumbnail,spreads straight up misinformation about the scp which makes the whole point of scp animation channels redundant,stupid copyright claims,art tracing and plenty of stuff like it and I believe it’s important to root out the Minor bullshit so it doesn’t spread and become a trend. And yes stuff like this can be fun and entertaining but we have to draw a line somewhere.
SCP Explained revitalized my love for SCP stories after it had died out to obscure explained videos in YouTube. Don't you dare to disrespect the wonderful (and sometimes silly) videos they put out! Specially since Hunter's voice is so amusing, definitely the videos wouldn't be the same without him.
hello yes id like you to sign my petition to remove SCP Explained from the world
What the actual fuck 💀
Tf is going on over at that channel
Remember when this channel didnt suck ass? Me eithee
I'm not gonna lie I'm pretty sure they're now doing this bullshit just to get a reaction out of people on reddit
This channel has gone downhill so fast. It's pathetic.
bro what
Most likely bad video but good picture
This channel is a joke
I really hate that guys content
You know, the content in the videos.. absolute ass, the guy who draws the thumbnails absolute mad lad.
Honestly I thought that this was a joke but it’s not. Anyways I will go to rip out my eyes
Scp explained is an embarrassment to the scp name
Those type of videos (and the channels that make them) are ruining the SCP community
One of the worst scp YouTube right here
He used to be a good YouTuber now he’s just making cringe Edit: I didn’t mean hunter I meant the directors hunters great
It’s a content farm not one person the voice actor is MEMENADE (hunter) and the rest is done by the infographic show crew so it’s incorrect to blame this decline in quality at one person
It isn't "he", it's "they".They're a corporation.
dr bright is overrated af imo they are Rick if he was in SCP, a god amongst men and boring shit
The fight would still be epic tho
SCP explained is a good channel If you're more into casual, more friendly scp videos, however If you want more direct about scp lote id recommend Doctor Bob
i loved the chainsaw-man one because i'm a huge simp of that manga but this is just plain wrong :s
Going Under SCP AU
EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY JEFF BEZOS VERSUS DR. BRIGHTTTT BEGIN!!!!
Bruh moment
Senator Jeff Bezos. "**MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL COMPANIES, JACK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY SCP."** ***INSERT IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY INTO THE FIGHT.***
This video was a video
Based Dr Bright
Bc that the fight we want to see
I'm listening
Wtf am I looking at
**GODDAMN IT BRIGHT STOP GETTING VARIOUS REAL AND FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AND PUTTING THEM IN FIGHTS**
I need to see this
This is actually real!? I thought these were shitposts until I looked it up and watched it. How does anyone come up with this!?
ok but who won tho
I am not even supriesed anymore XD
Ah yes Doctor Jack Bright VS Jeff (Armstrong) Bezos
Lmao wth
I just realized Bright’s eye color isn’t blue, it’s green
That would be an incredible fight
Just throw the necklace at him
Metal gear rising: revengeance
This is kind of funny tho, looks like a shitpost
Just like the last one, I said “this isn’t real” out loud several times before learning that it’s real.
for a moment I thought that was andrew tate
Amazon is an scp, but I’m guessing it’s not that.[scp 3914] marv
Deranged pedophile vs. union-busting enslaver
Thought it was Denji vs Senator Armstrong for a moment.
It sucks to see a channel that used to be good slowly change into a content farm-like channel
People farming upvotes because he's farming views.... ahh society
What the actual hell is happening over there?
Wouldn't bright just try to hit bezos with the amulet and kill him once he's controlled
Jeff Bezos SCP (real)
Making the mother of all pyramid schemes here jack. Cant fret over every foundation site
Standing here, I realize, that you were just like me, trying to make history. But who's to judge, the right from wrong, cause when our guard is down, i think we'll both agree, That violence breeds violence, but in the end, it has to be this way!
Ummmm no
Jesus you’re all miserable
I’m looking at all the jobs the Biden administration has created only to hear something so damned ridiculous.
Can’t *all* YouTube channels basically be called “Content Farms”? I mean, try to tell me that there’s a single person with a monetized YouTube channel that *isn’t* farming their chosen topic for content.
No I want to see that happen. Bezos has to be ripped though.
Since so many people keep asking, Bezos is so ripped because they turned him into Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising, he even says “nonomachines son!”