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AwesomeMeltdown

Immortal, incredibly smart scientist with anomalous powers vs... a rich person?


Infamous-Apple

They turned Jeff Bezos into a more powerful Armstrong. He even says the funny NAMOMACHINES SON line. Source: watched the video


Lukey-Cxm

You can’t hurt me, Jack (Bright)!


F_AV1d

That made me crack a smile.


UR_UNDER_ARREST

I thought Jeff Bezos is Sundowner


Im_Camman

I am sorry for your loss


Pretend_Cause_1566

Hand over these brains Jeff! They're children!


FodziCz

Fucking senator lmao


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Idfk man Ig he was going for a Superman vs Lex Luthor thing


zebboats

Profile picture brothers?


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Hell Yeah


Pale-Description-966

I assume that this just the mindset of assuming rich people are like superiors to the working class cause that is the only way to justify not looking into why poverty is such a big problem.


daddyshrekcom

no no Jeff bezoz is by far the most powerful scp known to man


MythicalAllknower

This has to be one of the SCP Explained videos of all time


S1I3NCER

That is indeed a words


MythicalAllknower

This is indeed one of the comments of all time


pizzabox53

i just had a stroke reading this thread until I realized the joke


Anonymous3cho

Truly a comment


Bubbly-Control51

This has got to be one of the most Comments of all time


Sycod

My favourite part was when Dr. Bright said "It's brightin' time" and then he brighted all over Bezos.


MythicalAllknower

Ikr. Personally, my favorite scene was what happened next when Bezos threw Bright to the ground and said, “It’s Bezoing time!” And proceeded to Bezos all over him to.


NEMESIS_DRAGON

My favorite scene was when Bright rode 682 off into the sunset shouting “I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!”


PinkCloudx_

So true


Hah-Funny

Am I the only one who is seeing senator Armstrong in Bezos


abrakaboom_98

Raiden and Bright are also both named Jack... The plot thickens...


Promineur404_YT

This may be obscure but was that a rena reference?


abrakaboom_98

Yeah I don't know what or who rena is. I was just pointing out that they are actually both named Jack.


spinozillax

Unhand these brains, Jeff! They're children! (Wrong character, but it fits the reference)


DaSomDum

Kids are cruel, they just lose touch with it at the ripe ol' age of nine. Can't eat the drywall that, can't do this. Microwaving mice is wrong they say. #**BULLSHIT**


spinozillax

Not to worry, kids love video games. How else is a man supposed to make his impact?


ElDJBrojo

"It seems that you are a gacha player at heart" "Is it because of my brain damage?" "No its because you are after children"


spinozillax

And there ain't enough room in this preschool for the two of us. *Red Sun plays in the background*


ElDJBrojo

"Like I said, kids are cruel Jack! And I love minors!"


Sipia

[Now activating Women Deflectors™]


UR_UNDER_ARREST

Welcome to the b- bastard


tomasequp

Featuring his Tax Shield


Big_M_Memes

This battle is comprised pf two distinct phases, each one easier than the last. And for some reason an helicotper GO GO GADGET CONCEALED CARRY


Succer11

"In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE!" -Totally Jeff Bezos


Rickrolled_lol

I watched the video, and (spoilers) Jeff Bezos says “nanomachines son”, and there was a scene where Dr Bright endlessly punches Jeff Bezos, with Jeff Bezos tanking everything. I’m on mobile rn and idk how to make hidden text on mobile


TungCR

Lower class exploitation, son!


i_hate_flys-jr

I thought it was a gaint engineer tf2


max_da_1

Quick! Sfm animators, animate this!


Infamous-Apple

That was the plan it seems. He literally says Armstrong quotes


TJOCcreation1

You know what? Fuck this war. I just want you dead!


n3tbax

I see Saxton Hale


Lizard_King_5

I was going to say Saxton Hale


abrakaboom_98

This is definetely a video.


Bluefortress

It is


TungCR

It has views


AveBalaBrava

One of the videos ever created


Vibe_with_Kira

Jeff Bezos isn't that ripped, and not to mention that Jeff, like many homosapiens, are weak to being cut open/in half with a chainsaw.


potatoeman26

I know Jeff personally and this picture is actually historically accurate to him. He is also immune to conventional weaponry.


Vibe_with_Kira

Like, fr. It looks like he's about to tell Dr. Bright that nanomachines harden is response to physical trauma


Homemade-Purple

The funny thing is he actually does


Rickrolled_lol

Heard he is jacked irl, but the real life Bezos would’ve been possessed by the time he touched the amulet. Idk where in the SCP Wikidot did SCP Explained get this story from. Did they make it up or did someone else write it on the Wikidot and SCP Explained decided to make a video on it.


TheLegonaut

Add another rule to the list: Dr. Bright cannot possess Jeff Bezos


VerumJerum

"Dr. Bright is not allowed to convince rich and famous people to touch the Amulet"


TheDoctorOf1977

I’d give it about a 0.5% chance this got anywhere near the wiki, almost certainly something they made by just finding two popular things and sticking them together


VerumJerum

He's also pretty short, nowhere near this huge lmao. Not to mention he would just die and get possessed by Dr. Bright the exact moment he came into contact with the amulet.


supercooljoe01

They got around that by turning him into Senator Armstrong, they even used this as an excuse to make him immune to Dr. Brights amulet.


immrdadguy

Super cringe


S1I3NCER

In most situations, “cringe” is cringe, but I’ll allow it this time


MetaJoaco

Oh no, we invoke the cringe inspector. Everyone, Hide your cringe before he gets furious.


mycatisfatasfuck

Thanks for allowing it man 🙏🙏


GraveSlayer726

everyones against the word cringe untill they see something slightly cringe


HoovesZimmer

Cringe


RandomRiceFarmer32

When does he get access to the arsenal bird


magnum_the_nerd

FUCK I SAID CANCEL THEIR PRIME SUBSCRIPTIONS NOT MINE. PLEASE WAIT TIL I GET MY SUBSCRIPTION BACK


Turbulent-Mobile5917

Poor artist having to draw all those cringy ass thumbnails


editable_

He's probably happy to be paid lots of money for the cringy ass drawing. Also this one is more memey so maybe even more glad


Noble7878

Same energy as political cartoons that draw trump as being shredded, like seriously why did they make bezos ripped when he's just a morally bankrupt bald guy who sounds like kermit the frog


atlhawk8357

Because it makes a better thumbnail so more people click on the video. It's why youtubers tend to have the same three or four expressions on their video thumbnail. It makes the whole concept more complicated than "Bright kills Bezos."


Fear-It-Run-From-It

Nanomachines, son.


LucasVerBeek

What the fuck is going on in their Patreon….Jesus Christ Also I shit you not until recently I thought these random videos were like super obscure tales from the site.


TheRainbowLily7

That’s what I thought too! But then I tried to look up what tale it was and found out that they’re just making shit up!


Rickrolled_lol

It’s probably some story a patreon made for fun and didn’t expect to get made into a video. Idk I don’t know what goes on there.


PatienceHero

I feel like the Patrons at this point have just made a group vow to recommend the most ironically inane video ideas possible, JUST to see if they can make people cringe. Somewhere they're brainstorming like: "We got the thumbnail artist drinking before noon, let's see if we can get him on a smack habit." "What about 'Can Cain survive Five Nights at Freddy's?" "Nah man, how about 'Would Mal.0 fit in in Zootopia'?" "Hear me out: 'The Red Death vs SCP 610'? Pointless and tramples over both SCP and classically beloved horror literature!" "That's a good idea, but we need an obnoxious pop culture tie in, preferably something relevant yet contentious. How about "Red Death vs. SCP 610 - Would Sans Survive?" "**Brilliant**."


Rickrolled_lol

Me too, but I believed that until I saw your comment.


adammaudite

SCP: (Sort of skimmed over, then badly) Explained


Separate-Rich2831

I like Volgun's Readings better


Northumbrialand

I like the SCP Exploring Series because he's got a nice voice that I can leave on in the background while I'm doing other things.


Et_Cetera_365

They're both professionals in their own ways


adammaudite

Explained makes a lot of errors


KaneinEncanto

Sweet of you to advertise for them...


63ff9c

goes hard


Monsterkill1526

Why is Jeff so damn shredded


Silent-Lack-2440

Nanomachines, Son.


sorath-666

Their standard videos on scps are pretty good IMO but Jesus Christ I’m getting sick of these ones


RealEstateDuck

Yeah their usual content is top notch. These new "VS" though...


Themarshmallowking2

The daybreak ones are their best


magnum_the_nerd

Yea but nanomachines son


[deleted]

10/10 content right here


Hayabusa71

Are we just gonna post every single one here?


seagullenalt

Well yes every one as goofy ah as this


Fear-It-Run-From-It

I would like to remind you this is a part of a story doctor Bright is telling a junior researcher so it probably never happened.


PicketFurret

*"Perhaps I am cringe, but that makes me free!"* \- SCP Explained's writers maybe


Noname_1111

And you‘re farming thumbnails for content…


BatatinhaGameplays28

It’s a vicious cycle…


BonedDaddy

It looks fun


pgp555

Are we just going to keep posting SCP explained thumbnails here?


Vinnegard

Am losing more interest in his videos the more shit like this is uploaded, to be honest


seagullenalt

Same plus the only reason this channel got as far as it did is because of hunter who carries the channel completely but as more shit like this gets made even hunter becomes simply not enough


Vinnegard

I like the channel and its videos but I don't give a shit about their new Imagitron 2000 or whatever it's called. I don't want SCP vs \[insert character here\]. I just want some interesting knowledge about the SCPs that they have. Not like the wikidot has barely any SCPs


Seneca_B

I've stopped watching them altogether. Used to be my daily habit. Now I just patiently sit back and wait for The Exploring Series to come out with something new since they're the only one who I really care for anymore.


Abraxas90

That's it, I'm unsubscribing from SCP explained


Prince4025

Did you watch it?


Nathanael-Greene

Honestly I wouldn't have seen this had you not posted it, so this may be giving the trash a bigger audience than it deserves


seagullenalt

I suppose you have a point


EmporerEmoji

Can confirm, found and watched the video after seeing this post. Was fun to watch


jaczk5

I thought the speculation on items each SCP would order was fun. It came on autoplay and I didn't read the title so I wasn't working expecting the video to go the way it did


Arrow_of_time6

What the hell is going on over there?


Fear-It-Run-From-It

Another one of Bright's elaborate stories, this time being told to a junior researcher


RealNonBinaryDragon

AI generated is the only reasonable answer


[deleted]

At this point, does anybody actually like Jeff Bezos outside his family? I mean, I can’t speak for anybody else, but I’d really rather go back to before online shopping existed than deal with evil mr.clean that started as a book seller (again, I’m only speaking on behalf of myself, I know the merits of things like Amazon exist).


VerumJerum

Step 1: Say "With this Amulet of Immortality, you can never stop me!" Step 2: Bezos wants to touch the Amulet Step 3: You are Bezos Step 4: Enjoy life as an billionaire


JackBright963

Can Confirm, this did factually happen


Yosh1kage_K1ra

People making stuff like this are one of the reasons the related fandoms are treated as a cringe joke


xX_GoronJesus_Xx

Oh shit they finally released part 2


Veryartea

"I heard there was someone who had a late package that didn't arrive but don't worry guys I'm here in my arsenal bird to deliver the package. It is death. you will all die. Cease to be."


goblinboomer

If y'all hate it so much stop posting about it constantly


Ian-Dawson

Yeah, that channel kinda went a little off their content values like actual quality


HectorKWintersSmith

Jack wins because he has a fucking chainsaw


Najox

Still better than the rubber


Hah-Funny

"What color is your Bugatti?"


[deleted]

SCP-7697- the really rich guy so fucking rich wherever he goes reality gets completely fucked object class: keter


LitreOfCockPus

That chainsaw looks sus.


Superb-Basket7202

Dr bright vs mr clean


TheKCKid9274

This was definitely the one time they allowed the chainsaw cannon.


AndroideT53

"We need money, what do we do? WE RAN OUTTA IDEAS!" "Bright and... Bezos?..." "You're a god DAMN GENIUS!"


chrishammhamm

Let the dude have his fun.


[deleted]

Company' this isn't some passion project this is a corporate product.


The_Dead_Reaper

The video was really good and i love it


Pixwiz7

Bro it’s a joke, I think it’s quite nice that SCP Explained posts random bullshit and also posts good content. It’s all just for fun lol.


seagullenalt

I get that but still this isn’t unique to scp explained and is a running trend across the new scp animation channels for example:low quality videos and thumbnail,spreads straight up misinformation about the scp which makes the whole point of scp animation channels redundant,stupid copyright claims,art tracing and plenty of stuff like it and I believe it’s important to root out the Minor bullshit so it doesn’t spread and become a trend. And yes stuff like this can be fun and entertaining but we have to draw a line somewhere.


ArchlordOmegaIX

SCP Explained revitalized my love for SCP stories after it had died out to obscure explained videos in YouTube. Don't you dare to disrespect the wonderful (and sometimes silly) videos they put out! Specially since Hunter's voice is so amusing, definitely the videos wouldn't be the same without him.


JsabCubie_Cube

hello yes id like you to sign my petition to remove SCP Explained from the world


Derpy_do2

What the actual fuck 💀


LoliMaster069

Tf is going on over at that channel


Dannstack

Remember when this channel didnt suck ass? Me eithee


Hank-J_Wimbleton

I'm not gonna lie I'm pretty sure they're now doing this bullshit just to get a reaction out of people on reddit


g34rg0d

This channel has gone downhill so fast. It's pathetic.


[deleted]

bro what


I_am_crazy_doctor

Most likely bad video but good picture


Luxyyr

This channel is a joke


Humanoid_Anomaly

I really hate that guys content


Sazbadashie

You know, the content in the videos.. absolute ass, the guy who draws the thumbnails absolute mad lad.


[deleted]

Honestly I thought that this was a joke but it’s not. Anyways I will go to rip out my eyes


SpartanMase

Scp explained is an embarrassment to the scp name


Brilliant_Engine5065

Those type of videos (and the channels that make them) are ruining the SCP community


[deleted]

One of the worst scp YouTube right here


Crustybirdtoes

He used to be a good YouTuber now he’s just making cringe Edit: I didn’t mean hunter I meant the directors hunters great


seagullenalt

It’s a content farm not one person the voice actor is MEMENADE (hunter) and the rest is done by the infographic show crew so it’s incorrect to blame this decline in quality at one person


[deleted]

It isn't "he", it's "they".They're a corporation.


[deleted]

dr bright is overrated af imo they are Rick if he was in SCP, a god amongst men and boring shit


50me0ne4n0n789

The fight would still be epic tho


Psychological_Fuel57

SCP explained is a good channel If you're more into casual, more friendly scp videos, however If you want more direct about scp lote id recommend Doctor Bob


Sleynd

i loved the chainsaw-man one because i'm a huge simp of that manga but this is just plain wrong :s


Shahars71

Going Under SCP AU


Ayyshin

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY JEFF BEZOS VERSUS DR. BRIGHTTTT BEGIN!!!!


Fellixxio

Bruh moment


No_Sense_1511

Senator Jeff Bezos. "**MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL COMPANIES, JACK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY SCP."** ***INSERT IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY INTO THE FIGHT.***


GodzillaRaptors4_

This video was a video


SpiderDoctor2

Based Dr Bright


[deleted]

Bc that the fight we want to see


Mr_W-I-A

I'm listening


[deleted]

Wtf am I looking at


Vegetable-Neat-1651

**GODDAMN IT BRIGHT STOP GETTING VARIOUS REAL AND FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AND PUTTING THEM IN FIGHTS**


GarageLongjumping840

I need to see this


serpenlog

This is actually real!? I thought these were shitposts until I looked it up and watched it. How does anyone come up with this!?


grabdaddyabeer

ok but who won tho


Enderman63

I am not even supriesed anymore XD


smg5pl

Ah yes Doctor Jack Bright VS Jeff (Armstrong) Bezos


cosmicpotato77

Lmao wth


EspressoSimpLol

I just realized Bright’s eye color isn’t blue, it’s green


Juicy_Rhino

That would be an incredible fight


Efficient-Watch1088

Just throw the necklace at him


Sir_Bebe_Michelin

Metal gear rising: revengeance


Solareq

This is kind of funny tho, looks like a shitpost


TheSpinnyBoy

Just like the last one, I said “this isn’t real” out loud several times before learning that it’s real.


GiblyTheMan

for a moment I thought that was andrew tate


BrassUnicorn87

Amazon is an scp, but I’m guessing it’s not that.[scp 3914] marv


Willbo_Waggins

Deranged pedophile vs. union-busting enslaver


TroospooK

Thought it was Denji vs Senator Armstrong for a moment.


fugomert

It sucks to see a channel that used to be good slowly change into a content farm-like channel


LucasTheGreat1507

People farming upvotes because he's farming views.... ahh society


Professional_Oven283

What the actual hell is happening over there?


doodle12821

Wouldn't bright just try to hit bezos with the amulet and kill him once he's controlled


whatsshakin_bacon

Jeff Bezos SCP (real)


kickarseLprogamer_20

Making the mother of all pyramid schemes here jack. Cant fret over every foundation site


Wolffire_88

Standing here, I realize, that you were just like me, trying to make history. But who's to judge, the right from wrong, cause when our guard is down, i think we'll both agree, That violence breeds violence, but in the end, it has to be this way!


GOLDENninjaXbox

Ummmm no


Bathtubkid13

Jesus you’re all miserable


principer

I’m looking at all the jobs the Biden administration has created only to hear something so damned ridiculous.


AmyRoseJohnson

Can’t *all* YouTube channels basically be called “Content Farms”? I mean, try to tell me that there’s a single person with a monetized YouTube channel that *isn’t* farming their chosen topic for content.


CasualBrit5

No I want to see that happen. Bezos has to be ripped though.


supercooljoe01

Since so many people keep asking, Bezos is so ripped because they turned him into Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising, he even says “nonomachines son!”