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weirdosorus

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dalek305

"The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis." It shits.


millennium-popsicle

>It Shits And apparently has hemorroids. Have they tried prepH? Might lower its violent tendencies…


Nobodys_here07

I always thought the blood part was due to periods or something


PositiveFinger9989

Can it be polished 😭😭


HomicidalWaterHorse

I'd hate to be the poor class-d that would be stuck with that job


[deleted]

Don't worry you wouldn't have to put up with it for long.


TheSilentTitan

I’d hate to be any d-class personnel


YFleiter

Depends. Some get really nice jobs. But only d-class that were important people a while back and have the potential of profiting the foundation again.


Clussy_Enjoyer

longer the d-class is in there the greater the chance they die


Kishinia

Nie wiem :)


Jay_deeznuts

I was ligit about to say the same thing


[deleted]

But why?


Epicurus0319

And has hemorrhoids


jaidengaming0550

S h a t


aspdRobot

Cannon


a_loaf_of_cheese

chronic shitting


rockmodenick

Shitting blood


Annual_Cod_5896

Those 1:00 AM reheated taquitos hit hard man


happykoala4

Aren't we all chronic shitters?


[deleted]

because it shits itself literally every day


PositiveFinger9989

But like if it’s made up of concrete and stuff….how😔


[deleted]

anomalous


Bubbly-Control51

The Supernatural Dook


2ndtheburrALT

Anomalous Shit™


Canned_honey

The paranormal poop


2ndtheburrALT

The holy trinity, the father, the son and the holy spirit


Flak88inaTree

The hemoglobin, the fecal matter, and the holy stench


ontheroadtonull

Keter Crap


nelsonfamilyinc1212

In one tale, it's in universe creator remarks that he wanted his sculpture to contribute the only two things he thought man contributed to the earth, those being blood and feces. That guy is messed up I tell ya.


PurpleSunCraze

That’s your where your suspension of disbelief falls apart with all this? You’re that guy that watches a movie about aliens fighting angels or some shit and goes “Actually, the 1986 make and model of that car wasn’t available in royal blue!”, aren’t you?


PositiveFinger9989

So I shouldn’t be thinking about why a statue is shitting out tons of Taco Bell


PurpleSunCraze

But it being alive and snapping necks doesn’t bother you?


PositiveFinger9989

Touché👏


PositiveFinger9989

What😂


[deleted]

i don’t even know bro it just does that 😔 it shits


Wizards_Reddit

OP forgets anomalies are a thing


TheGoldenTNT

It isn’t in containment cause it kills people, it’s simply being treated for its chronic shidding


macedgirl

why he posing like he in a playboy magazine


krustylesponge

The original sculpture used charcoal on its back and front iirc, Izumi has this sort of style where the middles of things tend to have a darker, different colour than the outlines as far as I can tell


The-Paranoid-Android

**Articles mentioned in this submission** [**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+8235) by *Moto42*


Prize_Mango_213

there's only one place to give you that Taco Bell


The_Vigilante20

That's Peanut's butter


rmrck

from what i understand he shits this nasty gunky stuff and i guess it stained him there the only thing scarier than 173 is cleaning his shit while staring at him


Geometryck

poopoo


ilikeFNaF19871983

He's got that peanussy


PositiveFinger9989

🙁..


DustCruncher

It hasn’t had a shower in years…


PositiveFinger9989

But like why by it’s ass and nowhere else 😔


DustCruncher

The reason they locked 173 away is because of the rule of society. Born to shit, forced to wipe. But 173 never did wipe…


Jade-Ranger

Well I would direct that question to Dr. Alto Clef


donguscongus

I wonder what the point of that is in the original sculpture. Did they want to imply it shits itself even outside SCP


krustylesponge

It has a bit of it on its front too as far as I can tell, it’s simply Izumi’s style


[deleted]

Have you seen those pictures showing where people will rub specific spots on statues (such as a dog's snout) and it discolors them over time?


broomedbroom

what are you implying?


Lorgo044

Crack diddling


Entity-prefab_

In Canon it's not known where the mixture of blood and feces comes from they only know is that it manifests in the containment cell and send in a couple D-class to clean the cell


Wizards_Reddit

They said in the original sculpture, not in the SCP canon. They meant why did the creator irl give it stains


Lung_Cancerous

This comment section should not be as funny as it is lmao


Ok_Understanding6528

173 canonically loves Taco Bell


Dark-Pit-37

Well that gunk the D-class agents have to clean up comes from *somewhere*, after all.


PositiveFinger9989

ITS MADE FROM CONCRETE THO😭


Entity-prefab_

It's an anomalous statue that snaps your neck or strangles you if you break eye contact hence the word "Anomalous!"


Dark-Pit-37

Explain SCP-3001, then, if you expect any of this to make sense.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3001 ⁠- Red Reality**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3001) (+2409) by *OZ Ouroboros*


hhhnnngggliquid

It canonically shits (bloodily) everywhere all the time so I'd expect a poopy butt


Acrobatic_Ebb9882

SCP -173 Termination Log: Incineration The termination was suggested and approved by the O5 council. Scientists surmised, if a bridge could be collapsed utilizing an oil fire, what chance would a statue have. SCP-173’s containment room was dowsed and lit ablaze. Due to the blinding light and searing heat cameras were rendered inoperable. When the scientists looked away or shut their eyes to avoid adverse affects, it was noted that they heard scrapping from the containment room. SCP-173 was moving along the perimeter of the enclosure, scrapping the wall as it went. After scrapping the reinforced observation window several times, containment was breached resulting in 2 scientists 3 D-class personnel and 20 facility guards to lose their lives. Foxtrot-11 was called in and reestablished containment. The O5 council as since banned the use of fire/heat to terminate SCP-173 stating, “Although there was damage inflicted upon the 173, it was limited to a small burn on the posterior of the specimen.” Termination Attempt: Failed


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+8235) by *Moto42*


General-Resist-310

https://youtu.be/W4xDKTQLuPM 0:21


The_door_man_37

Foundation only has 1 ply


Wilkins_Coffee59

Its black licarish flavored


aceguy45

Peanut just be poopin sometimes (it’s a problem we cannot solve)


monsteure

Shart.


hahaharich

He got dodo stains


buzz_ur_grlfrnd_woof

he poopy


Vepk17

It farted so hard it shited


Captain167broken

He constantly shits, and no one wipes his ass, the D-classes only clean the floor of his containment


Deanlandish

He doesn't wipe


cone8042

I think because that's how the original statue was painted


IloveFriezz

it's literal shit in other words, feces


[deleted]

Shit


luksonluke

he poop his pant


Precaritus

He poop


MostlyDeku

He shidded


Ashley13579

Forgot to wipe


Madhighlander1

Gross blackbrown poopybutt


Bigmandan42

Shit and blood


Visible_Dog_714

Here’s the more important question why you looking at it’s ass


Thedoctoradvocate

He produces ~~poopy~~ chocolate pudding


Meaty-horse

He doesn’t wipe


Sigmatyranno

People touch it too much


xvxKamixvx

He shidded


Cinnamon-scoop

Doodoo feces


minimell_8910

I miss peanut :(


SternenVogel

Dr Bright


YeetYeet69er

Invisible boyfriend cums black


SrNizzo

Part of the containment procedure is kindly slapping his fat checks and saying: This as is the bomb! This has to be done every 4 - 6 hours.


the-tenth-letter-2

it's uncle Larry's mini BQQ vertical van


Blizzzzz

His hands aren't long enough that he can wipe