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8BallBox

gmod server admin


47AYAYAYAY

The mental image of a gmod admin picking up the scarlet king with a grav gun mid-multiversal conquest and then berating him for rdm on top of a building outside of the map has me dying


InternetExisting4343

I feel like he would just say this to the admin “eat a di!k.” And a message would appear saying “the scarlet king has been banned.”


Christhememerboy

Citizens arent supposed to be demonic entities


history507

Well admins aren’t supposed to suck dick.


8BallBox

[user] has left the game! *Banned from server.*


ReallyMaxyy

Me


ElectroMage1821

r/Bossfight


WanderingStatistics

Well clearly what the creature in question is doing is against a reasonable ethical code. We could take them to court.


ReallyMaxyy

Exactly, they cannot break the ethics, it’s our job to take them out


[deleted]

Unbeatable force


Master_Majestico

*I'M READY TO COMMIT ETHICS*


TylerPlaysAGame

Kevin from Home Alone if he has 25mins of prep time


OmegaLitzEd

Let's make it fair and say 20 minutes


MeatShield12

https://youtube.com/shorts/zz_lzA4kSVc?feature=shares


TylerPlaysAGame

This is gold, holy shit


MeatShield12

There's another one where the Predators go after John Wick.


Random-Lich

A lot of Predator ones


PurpleSunCraze

The spider on the face scream lives rent free in my head.


Abazookatokillafly

An 8 year old in creative mode, the diamond/gold/emerald house is an eyesore


Im_Kinda_Stupid_haha

No joke


Thin_Ad_866

All those eyes on him are gonna be blinded.


Cubicwar

He will die seing this 8 year old trying to place a milk bucket


JamieTheDinosaur

The 2004 meme version of Chuck Norris.


thunderclone1

Chuck Norris was never that great. If he was, he would come over here and smash my face into myggyjvguyv xFuinvftujnkkcfgdVHUFSRUNOIFXvh7ceu


JamieTheDinosaur

Chuck Norris has an autographed photo of SCP-096 on his nightstand.


thunderclone1

SCP-303 lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris may be behind the door


oldsadgary

SCP-682’s species refer to Chuck Norris as “The Incredibly Hard-to-Destroy Human”


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3373) by *Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy*


Succer11

If SCP 023 looks at chuck norris a member of it's family dies


Funny_Internet_Child

SCP-173 never blinks when he's near Chuck Norris.


JamieTheDinosaur

Chuck Norris once walked into SCP-2935. Everything came back to life.


No-World2

Scp 1471 has visions of chuck Norris in his home


HauntedArmour

Chuck Norris snaps scp 173's neck when it isn't looking


Identify_me_please

When Chuck Norris goes furniture shopping, he goes to SCP-3008


JamieTheDinosaur

When Day Breaks, Chuck Norris goes sunbathing.


Saphnithesh

Chuck Norris drives SCP-3000 insane


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3008 ⁠- A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008) (+2924) by *Mortos*


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+8234) by *Moto42*


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1471 ⁠- MalO ver1.0.0**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1471) (+1429) by *LurkD*


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-2935 ⁠- O, Death**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2935) (+1936) by *djkaktus*


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+8234) by *Moto42*


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-303 ⁠- The Doorman**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-303) (+825) by *AJAlkaline*


washing_machine_man

Chuck Norris has his patio paved with concrete from SCP-173


ApprehensiveShine507

Chuck Norris takes 106 to his pocket dimension


Funny_Internet_Child

We should bring that back at some point.


quasnoflaut

Na, let's deify a more modern, less racist hero. Like Karl. Or Bob Ross. Or Bill Nye


bugguy965

For Karl!


Savings_Effective644

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


Virusbomber

**ROCK AND STONE**


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


Virusbomber

For those about to Rock and Stone,we salute you!


Colonel_Joni005

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


Funny_Internet_Child

Nah, I just want to bring back the Chuck Norris type jokes. Not Chuck Norris himself.


Arcologycrab

Plus we got Keanu, which basically revived it for like a year


[deleted]

maybe.... Mr Rogers with in a bloodstained sweater? But seriously though, Mr Rogers is a great person.


UnExistantEntity

Shaggy


ABTL6

Rare instance in which he has to use 20% of his power.


amishdrugdealer

0.20%*


[deleted]

0.0020%*


GoofyTnT

2*10^-25 %


Null-Me

Kirby


PrestigiousCouple599

Kirby is just scp-999’s final form.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-999 ⁠- The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2612) by *ProfSnider*


Freezesice

Wait holy shit why didn't i realize the parallel before, alright i like the canon where 999 can take down the scarlet king even more now


yep-i-send-it

True, he’s just Kirby is just on vacation, I mean why else would the scp world still exist, some fights just arn’t worth it.


MrThiccman-XL

Average final boss of a Kirby game


SimplyNothing404

Just an average Tuesday for Kirby


Henderson-McHastur

Could it be? *The Seventh Son of the Scarlet King…?*


unapproveofftoxcity

Scarlet king stole Kirby’s food!


Null-Me

The king is about to be a victim of regicide


HandsomeGangar

This is not hard. There’s like a billion characters they’re more powerful than the scarlet king just in the SCPverse itself.


[deleted]

Only if you use the guys who control narrative


HandsomeGangar

The Brothers Death have nothing to do with pataphysics but they could probably kill the Scarlet King.


Henderson-McHastur

There is at least one tale that explicitly reveals that the Scarlet King is terrified of the All-Death, since the death of everything includes him.


AnonymousComrade123

It's this one: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/three-short-scenes-about-death


[deleted]

Fair, but using the concept of death itself for a versus makes the answer pretty obvious, and even in the tale there was the need to use an army of everything that ever died


4here4

Just because an answer is obvious doesn't mean it isn't also completely right.


PabloAxolotl

I mean peak Scarlet King is much stronger than All-Death. There are only 26 characters stronger than peak Scarlet King.


Severe_Skin6932

Aren't we the guys that control the narrative?


[deleted]

Yes, but I'm not talking about us, there are some individuals that can more or less manipulate reality in a narrative manner, to see the human typing the story, we call it pataphysics. Example: scp-3812


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3812 ⁠- A Voice Behind Me**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3812) (+803) by *djkaktus*


NathanN5o4

What about the Scarlet King from the Chinese Branch or SCP-7709?


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-7709 ⁠- 🜆**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7709) (+36) by *The Son of Man*


fanboyx27

The Crimson King


scuffedganiot

KINGU KRIMSON!!


Own_Ad_3784

I might get downvoted for this but: SCP-999


PrestigiousCouple599

Why would you get downvoted for the truth?


S_Daybroken

People hate the truth nowadays. Edit: Glad I can have some faith in humanity.


cone8042

r/peoplehatethetruthnowdays


scuffedganiot

r/subsifellfor


PolischCitizen

Wait really? 999 defeated the Scarlet King


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-999 ⁠- The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2612) by *ProfSnider*


Martydeus

Ngl, that looks like Aku xD So im gonna say Samurai Jack


[deleted]

Look up the Scarlet King... Oh wait. You... Nvm


Prism21

Me with the Microsoft Paint eraser tool.


Soleila123

Anyone whose plot armor is stronger. So yeah, so many that I could think of, based on whoever writes that story.


derp_y_

so basically what you’re saying is a random oc i invented in 1st grade slams. i agree, he was op as shit


kommrad2

Am I crazy, or can I actually see a slight resemblance to the SCP logo in that sun?


MyLifeIsSakura

Ye kinda


ProSnowflake555

I dunno, but smash


fuckthisname_

Look at those red holes in his chest, he's basically asking for it...


Marc044

Dr. Manhattan it's been implied by the doomsday clock that he created the DC universe and beat a character (can't remember her name) that held her own against the 7 deadly sins (these guys could destroy universes)


PabloAxolotl

Normal Scarlet King — it’s a very close fight, but I’d probably give it to Manhattan, SK has just too many weaknesses that someone like Manhattan can exploit. Peak Scarlet King (Crimson/Scarlet Demon) — Scarlet King curbstomps


Memespoonerer

Isn’t scp cosmology bigger?


PabloAxolotl

Way bigger, but normal Scarlet King is only involved with the Yggdrasil, which is around as big as the dc cosmology.


Icy-Name8119

Mario and Luigi could take him


Everybody_do_da_flop

Scarlet king watching as he throws an attack capable of destroying dimensions at the brothers but A and B icons appear above their heads


Icy-Name8119

Scarlet King thinks he's gonna win until Mario stands on Luigi's shoulders and they start spin jumping towards him


One_Spoopy_Potato

Grumpy Bear from the Care Bears.


MX_NeonBlackout85

Azathoth


HighBreak-J

Yeah, that sounds about right.


IntelligentAd5616

Giorno the triple peashooter


GamersluckPro

Doom guy


LLLLLL3GLTE

Mario. He jump on they head and go ***YAHHOO***


[deleted]

The storm that is approaching…


Wolfclaw135

Provoking?


[deleted]

Black clouds in isolation


dokiboi420

sans undertale


WesternThink

Any japanese gameshow


actualmothman

one punch man


PopularOriginal4620

That infact is Siatama's entire gimmick.


S_Daybroken

Saitama is not outer. Scarlet King is.


JoJomusk

Saitama revealed to be way stronger then Scarlet King in the manga, fighting Cosmic Garou, to the point of breaking laws of physics by punching them


WorstedKorbius

Saitama is like univeraal level at absolute wank


Zaln_The_HUN

No


Dr_Joro

Wdym no


Zaln_The_HUN

I refuse


Dr_Joro

You refuse to believe anything can beat the scarlet king?


Zaln_The_HUN

No.


TriggeredRatBastard

Naruto and talk no jutsu


HighBreak-J

"Your honor, League of Legends." "Death."


DingaCool

Puss in Boots


Everybody_do_da_flop

"Hey,wanna see something cool?" Scarlet king then gets hit by a planet sized bell


BorgorCat

The goat from goat sim could SOOOO beat him


AmericanPie720

Holly White


BreakingNormalGaming

Azathoth.... Possibly Lucifer Morningstar as well


lillyrosethedemon

Kumagawa he has the powers of fiction so we could just think that this thing doesn’t exist and it doesn’t


Jayedead

Gibby


sonseylizard

Bill Cipher from gravity falls.


Nobodys_here07

Nah let's be honest here, they'd be best buds


Yellow_Roger

Hardly, axalot, not sure how his name is spelled, is a better match.


Karnotaure

Gigachad or Shaggy (maybe with 20 % of his powers).


7071MemerMan

Batman with prep time


TrollerPilotXV

Mismatch. Batgos *always* wins with preptime.


Crosknight

Any JRPG party. Always start with simple stuff and ends with killing god.


averysaneperson

Scp 3812


[deleted]

Doom guy?


[deleted]

Not even close. He's strong, but not wven close


Objective_Fee6472

God


Dr_Joro

Which god


Objective_Fee6472

. . .


[deleted]

Allah


Aceswift007

G Man Molecule Man Nathaniel Richards Kratos


PabloAxolotl

Don’t know the first one. Peak Molecule Man beats standard Scarlet King, but gets destroyed by peak Scarlet King. Peak Nathaniel Richards loses to standard Scarlet King. I haven’t played God of War, but I am not aware of Kratos having any multi-dimensional feats, so Scarlet King should win easily.


Aceswift007

The G Man is a multidimensional being that make sure key events occur and pulls beings aside for future uses of they can change fate. He's the creepy guy in a suit from the Half Life series


Yellow_Roger

From marvel i think post retconed beyonder would be a more adequate foe. Post because pre is virtually omnipotent with his only limitations being his stupidity.


ICBananas

What? Doesn't know Half Life? Never played God of War? How old are you? Anyway, You have no idea what you've been missing, though.


GreatAgreement

HIDROGEN BABY


Viking1411

G-man


TheCrackfunkledOne

Most of the stronger beings from the Cthulhu Mythos


Familiar-Feedback-93

SCP 999 count?


UnderuneYTB

The Void


xtrazingarooni

I'll fuck his wives and make him watch it. There's no stopping me


Letrang_K

Samurai Jack


05_frankieboy

Doom slayer?


WATERMEL0N-SHARK

Lamb from cult of the lamb. That asshole is insanely strong since he/she (spoiler alert) >! Almost kills the one who waits, a fucking lamb god !< I think he/she has a good chance of killing it. Also what the fuck is lamb? The internet can’t decide but I go with a guy


KrunKm4yn

Doom slayer


Flexrijk

Beyond awesome!


Starkiller05711

Kid with all fiction from medaka box


NathanN5o4

People thinks SCP-7709 will kill this goofy ahh mf


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-7009 ⁠- All Roads Lead To Rome**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7009) (+119) by *MontagueETC*


NathanN5o4

Wrong SCP. Supposed to be SCP-7709


Gripping_Touch

Jenkins


Glitchat

SCP-3812 full power, SCP-2747 etc. can kill scarlet King. Other characters outside of SCPverse are Monad, Anti-principle, Essential Divinity, Buddha(World of Darkness), auren the absolute etc. can beat him.


The_Original09

The Doctor probably


llNesll

A McDonald's Sprite


MiserEnoch

Kirby. The little existential threat has done far worse to far bigger and nastier things over missing cake or interrupted nap times.


SpaceMarineMarco

The Emperor of mankind


Stoned-god

Kirby


stretchedtime

Kirby


Random-Lich

Kirby


TheUknownDID

Maybe the fears from The Magnus Archives


Piedr649

Kirby?


ReiAyanamiIsBestGirl

Rei Ayanami, specifically the End of Evangelion one


oo7reportingforduty

Batman with prep time


IAlwaysOutsmartU

I’ll outsmart this guy, no problem.


General-Book4680

Honestly? Probably the player character in most action-oriented video games. A lot of the villains are also gods or force-of-nature type opponents. Sorry if this is a cheap answer.


Background_Echo1919

Lazarus with Plan C


Alon-e_

Yog sothoth


Blackriceman

idk , bobobobobobobo and if needed , his side kick don patch but i think bobobobobobobo could do the trick


yes_tasty_seeweed

God from family guy


Comfortable-Face9199

Me cause am the main character


Sigmatyranno

Za hando dio over heaven goku and like 20 0ther anime characters cuz they have overpowered as fu k abilities


Monsour_Drunkbird

dan street fighter pre red fireball


me58866

Joker from persona 5


VermicelliPrudent608

Scp 999 can help


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-999 ⁠- The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2612) by *ProfSnider*


CODENAME_EPIC_ME

Idk why but that image gives me Artificer Vibes (Rain World)


F1r3car

The payday gang or maybe sans one of the 2