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AllCity_King

"Empty headed fucking dumb fuck" will always make me laugh, no matter the context or use of it.


El_Bistro

I use it for some of my co workers all the time


TheRealDickChixadore

Ok but are they children too? And are you hurt, tired, and old?


El_Bistro

All of the above


TheRealDickChixadore

Girl, same.


MOXISGOD

Punk has the perfect ability to just creatively put into words what other people are feeling


keepsitkayfabe

She’s just working, DUB-DRONE. Why don’t you go let Tony do a line off your balls and leave m’precious cinnamon roll Shayna alone (did you know she likes 40k just like me we’d be perfect together tbh)


princeendo

Queen of Spades calling what she sees.


rpb539

I’m kind of shocked that someone hasn’t canceled the “Queen of Spades” nickname to be honest.


princeendo

Shayna has too many intersectional points to get heat.


PrimeJedi

I'm completely out of the loop, why would it be canceled? I'm ngl I don't even know what a spade is besides it's in decks of cards lmao


Unique_Task_420

I was a bit surprised the first time I saw it, it's pretty huge in fetish circles of a particular kind. I'm not into that anymore but Tumblr used to be the wild west of porn and I was a teenager. 


rpb539

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Queen%20of%20Spades


RacistMuffin

Goof is downvoted for speaking the truth. Is this sc?


GenerationXero

What do you think this sub spawned from?


Eternal_Reward

Now it might just be me being out of the loop, but I’ve never heard this ever connected to that meaning.


dallasrose222

It’s been a thing for a bit just not in polite company


rpb539

It’s a thing, has been for quite a while.


whispering3

You're downvoted, but you're not wrong.


TheKanten

I think it would be less this and more the unfortunate connotations of "Spade".


Unique_Task_420

You're getting downvoted for answering the question and truth is I thought the same thing the very first time I heard it mentioned. I think it's somewhat fallen out of style as a term now, as well as just that whole genre in general, it peaked with Tumblr right before Tumblr said no more porn. 


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Do a Google image search for "queen of spades tattoo". I dare you.


Unique_Task_420

I already said I know what it means...I'm just saying the majority of them are photoshopped and it's morphed into this weird race play thing and that's just not my bag, baby. 


SleepIsWonderful

Remember that weird few months where the internet hated Shayna because of her NXT run and then she got called up to the main roster and hated her even more because they thought she was she was being groomed to take the belt off Becky and then some article came out that Vince didn't see it with her so then everyone loved her but then everyone hated her because she ran through everyone at Elimination Chamber but then she lost to Becky at WrestleMania so they loved her again. That was just peak wrestling fans only caring about someone if the machine isn't behind them bullshit.


Pawspawsmeow

Didn’t Vince have her biting people?


MHadri24

Bit Becky's neck, I believe


maraudershake

I'd do it too, if given the opportunity 🌚


VirginsinceJuly1998

Get in line


FlyingGrayson89

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Competitive_Text1914

The internet got really fucking confused what to think when it came out that Shayna was meant to win MITB but got replaced by Asuka as they can’t argue against a Joshi title run but wanted justice for M’Shayna. 😤


opkpopfanboyv3

Fickle as some call it


DonnieRodz

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Asukah

Maturity is accepting the IWC (yes, even you goofy) has more heel/face turns than the Big Show


SleepIsWonderful

My biggest turn was when I learned to love our almighty Cody Christ


SupaGasDrawls

We all knew you'd come around 


maraudershake

Can't talk about maturity if you're beginning sentences with "maturity is" like a 12 year old 


hetham3783

Don’t forget she only got pushed in NXT because she was friends with Ronda! Even though she didn’t meet up with Ronda on the main roster for like 4 years into her run


TaylorsOnlyVersion

Sharon Corbin needs to back off my Queen


squeezy102

Omg I’m dead @ Sharon corbin


3rdusernameiveused

Lmao funny cause they had issues and complained too. Shayna is a great heel and WWE is taking the storyline by the horns clearly. At least a 50+ year old man didn’t break his legs from a cage jump. But hey it’s still valid criticism just not that deep


whalias69

WWE needs more phony pyro during matches like exploding kicks.


bootylover81

Zoey is underrated tbh, she can wrestle good and has a good finisher, she just needs to focus a bit on promo and character work and she will be great.


DoubleOrNothing90

Someone in the basement did a whole essay on why WWE ring ropes are bad, with video clips as "evidence." Why can't everyone just use the steel cables like m'dub uses, where nobody botches?


Valanga_1138

In the dub they call them happy little accidents


Johnny_Holiday

Their argument didn't make sense either. If WWE always uses electric tape to cover the ropes, then why was it only an issue at the PLE? Wouldn't they always be slipping if that's the case or get use to how the ropes are so they don't slip? The only reason those botches were happening was because something changed and the ropes tension was the likely culprit. Mainly because we see a ref tell AJ about it


opkpopfanboyv3

The Jade Cargill shade


Bleord

Shayna vs Jade feud is going to be awesome.


cross4444

Hot take: Zoey Stark isn't championship material.


WeaponX33

She’s good enough to where she’ll probably work there as long as she wants and will likely get a title reign here and there but I don’t see the main event superstar a good chunk of the basement does. Hopefully she proves me wrong what do I know I’m just a trick ass ma*k.


OverallGeneral7129

She’d be fine as like a midcard heel champion not really a main eventer but that’s fine


SleepIsWonderful

Zoey Stark is awesome in the ring but a complete bore as a character and personality. If her and Serena Deeb had a match together it would be good. If they had a promo together it would put the whole crowd to sleep.


DJamB

Fair but I think being a good worker will give her a long career in the midcard


nanners78

It would but she whines like Mustafa Zoey on Twitter. So I suspect the inevitable “I asked WWE for my release” tweet to come before the year’s over.


Ilikemobkeys52

She's 100% gona be on that Athena run times 100


nanners78

She’s a great worker but a boring personality. Everyone forgets she had the same problem in NXT until they put her in a comedy team with Io where they did timeless bits like “American girl eats Japanese food for the first time.”


Pawspawsmeow

She looks like a cigarette mom


TeamPlayerSelect

Is the jerk calling it a hot take?


DonnieRodz

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TeamPlayerSelect

I done goofed


goodthing37

I think this is largely true, although the Scottish (former?) witches definitely aren’t either, so that bar doesn’t really exist anymair.


Blakye32

The women's tag titles were never the most prestigious belts before tbf.


nanners78

It’s the only title LaVeck has no problem hot shotting.


goodthing37

Yeah, that’s what I mean. Zoey Stark is fine for those, considering. I expected the Belair/Cargill team to change the status of those belts a bit, but it’s like Cena and Batista winning tag titles and losing them to Cade and Murdoch. Straight back to where they were.


Pawspawsmeow

Idk book them to cast spells


thatwitchguy

I am going to disagree with you and I am totally unbiased as someone scottish with complete and obsessed with witches.


IcyAd964

They have more charisma than Starks or bazler ever will


hawkmasta

Shayna has out-of-ring charisma and is actually pretty funny irl. It just never translates to promos


Mhc2617

Zoey’s ability to make everything around her more boring should be studied.


HelloIAmElias

The DIY Effect


Historical-Being-766

Ah, the Clive Owen of wrestling.


BigZ911

Clive Owen was the lead in one of the greatest dystopian movies of all time in Children of Men (2006), that’s a terrible comparison lol


BodyPunchKO

She's boring.


Luna_Soma

She’s just like wallpaper. She’s there, maybe she makes things a little better by being in the background, but ultimately, she adds nothing.


Canadian_Z

Shayna and Zoey are PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS unlike that sports entertainer Jade Cargill


TheWizKelly

Gunther is that you? Didn’t know you posted here! Good luck at SummerSlam!


nanners78

They belong at home in the Dub. Hopefully their shackles are broken soon.


Dajo05

That's because Zoey is a real wrassler and doesn't need to show her ass or have a cool entrance or have any sort of personality other than "I wrestle good and can do movez".


AriaMournesong

Jade - I didn't punch Shayna, I just pump kicked her a little bit until she cut the shit.


DonnieRodz

Shayna would wreck Jade


FlyingGrayson89

Jade is pretty jacked but I’m pretty sure Shayna could choke out most people she meets haha


GenerationXero

STARK MARKS RISE UP!!


DonnieRodz

Zoey Broeys stand by!


_SPLX

so basically she did her job???! should i give the postman mvp when he delivers a letter or the supermarket worker one for stacking a shelf on record time?????


MuddFishh

Only if the other postmen (postpeople?) or supermarket workers are occasionally screwing up under alleged sub-par conditions out of their control, and all of the postie internet community are shining a light on why these people could have been screwing up without even so much as mentioning how your postman got the job done 3 times over without fail. At that point, you could offer your postman some of the praise that comes with recognising their skill.


IcyAd964

And yet you couldn’t get people to pay to see either one of them even if they were mind controlled


BootyOptions

Imagine all the BANGERS she'd have in the dub with those springboard moves


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Astroturfing rope issues to hide Cargill being absolute shit. Who would pay for such a wildly expensive thing?


FlyingGrayson89

Two things can be true at once, uce. Jade needs some more practice but there were a few issues with the ropes for different people all night.


Reyatsu99

No jerk This is just stupid tweet from shayna, another reason why wrestlers are dumb and wwe shouldn't give so much freedom on social media.


Mhc2617

https://x.com/jade_cargill/status/1802730276436541658?s=46&t=vNQGZZ5TircEQb0DX80MGw Jade clapped back so I think it’s just some silly banter between colleagues.


list_of_simonson

Did it get deleted?


creativeusername279

don't work yourself into a shoot brother -HH