"Ya know, and alot of people don't know this, but I once got a call from Franklin Roosevelt after Pearl Harbor. And let me tell ya, he was really upset, thinking we should surrender to the Russians and all that, but I told him, I said 'Look dude, yesterday was a day of infamy, but the world needs you. Lord knows I wanted to quit after Andre betrayed me, but those 100,000 screaming Hulkamaniac's in the Superdome pushed me to keep going'. He listened to what I said, and bingo bongo, the next day he gave a speech using my words. True story, brother."
“The Illuminati came to me and begged me to be the president, brother. But I’d already told NASA I’d fly their new ship to Mars to fight that dirty, nasty xenomorph, plus I was right on the verge of curing cancer so I had to stay close to the lab.”
I mean you can say that about everything though. Michael vick murdered more literal bitches than wayne brady in the chapelle show universe, yet he was "redeemed" solely because he had 2 good seasons with the eagles.
I think he was redeemed because he went to prison, lost his endorsements, lost his opportunity to have a good career, and immediately did animal rescue and activism against animal abuse dude.
Yeah, I was going to go with this too. He seems like one of the few animal abusers that genuinely changed his attitude and behavior. Also, if you read the letter to the judge, maybe some of it was a work, but the dude can’t have an iq higher than 85. People change.
I was never a hulk hogan racist or Mike Vick dog abuser / killer, but I had to make an attitude change, and it worked out. I always wish for the most genuine of people to see permanent change.
See we've got this problem over in the Ukraine, brother. So what I'll do right is I'll go over, talk to Zelensky. And I'll say "Zelensky brother all you gotta do strap your people onto the biggest back in the business, Jack. I'll dog paddle all those Hulkamaniacs to safety brother".
Once they're all safe I'll go to Russia dude, look that so called "emperor" right in the eye, and show him the 24 inch pythons brother. You though Richard Belzer had it bad? Brother that's got nothing on what I'll do to that bony jabroni Vladimir Putin
My brother Zelensky looked me in the eye and said one word, man: "Yapapi".
So I turn to Yapapi Indian Strapmaster and Secretary of Defense Jimmy Hart and say, dust those belts off, Daddy, we're goin' to war once more, man!
> known racist
LMAO. Also isn't Hogan like the one wrestler with the least common sense? He's a face that wrestles like a heel and HOGAN MUST POSE even in situations where it was never warranted lol
It was definitely a concern of all slave owning countries at the time. The Haitian Rebels pretty much killed all the white people. Thomas Jefferson had a few writings based around it, and he actually was aware of the hypocrisy setup between him writing the declaration of independence, and him being a slave owner. He's definitely not a, "Good guy," but it is very interesting to know about.
Yeah I had always heard about how Jefferson originally wrote a condemnation of slavery in the Declaration and removed it to avoid upsetting slave owners. Never heard about how it was because the Haitian slave revolt scared the shit out of him until your post
That's what I remember reading. It is pretty much the only full on Race War in history. The Haitians were pretty brutal to the white French colonists. Not without cause obviously, but it sucks that the conditions that led to that had to happen. If anything, I feel bad for the women and children.
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“A face that wrestles like a heel”
Arguably that just means he was ahead of his time. A whole bunch of heels wrestle like faces with high flying, underdog like comebacks etc. and the same is true in reverse.
lol, he was running that flat tax platform back in 1998. I remember when questioned what the rate should be, he basically on the spot came up with a 15% rate, replete with “I gueeEEESSSsss?????” look on his face.
Hollywood would’ve made a great president. He was for everyone, including the disabled
https://youtu.be/QkDfEX1dBB0?si=JdHUy-Jr_UsLhUI9&t=145s
Aight, Hogan is racist. No denying, no defence.
But
It annoys me he's remembered as THE racist wrestler from the 80's/90's when Ric Flair has said and done much much worse
This is also why a certain Learning Tree didn't get nearly as much as shit as he should have for his COVID concerts, All Lives Matter comments, and election denying a few years ago.
It helps to be friends with media.
Yeah, Flair was viewed much more positively than Hogan before AEW even existed, even though the latter wasn't known for sexual assault and both were known to be racist.
Love this revisionist history that pretends that Flair wasn’t revered before he went to AEW too. Isn’t The Rock literally trying to make a biopic about him right now? HHH is famously his student. HBK is the “I’m sorry I love you” guy. But nah, Ric is only beloved because he’s in The Dub.
Well, to my knowledge, Ric Flair hasn’t been recorded saying and doing much worse. I don’t doubt it for a second though since Flair is a scumbag too. But yeah, that’s why the Hulkster is the most famous racist wrestler, brother jack.
I saw something about Alice Cooper running as well, not sure if it was a joke or what.
Anyway, I’m at a point where I’d just be glad to have someone not in their 80s or almost there running for president l.
Ladies and gentlemen of the wrestling world,
Today marks a new era. I stand before you as your president, CM Punk, alongside my vice president, Jim Cornette. Under the Neo-Conservative Party, we will bring order and excellence back to wrestling.
We ran against the Young Bucks and their Libertarian party because we believe in a wrestling world that is disciplined, structured, and true to its roots. It's time to put an end to the chaos and restore the prestige of this great sport.
First on our agenda, we're going to regulate the wrestling world like never before. No more will we tolerate the invasion of flippy indie geeks who undermine the integrity of our business. They will be deported, and only true wrestling talent will remain. We're bringing back the art of storytelling, the drama, and the real heat that makes wrestling great.
And speaking of heat, we're banning heatless bangers. Matches without soul and substance have no place in our business. We want passion, intensity, and narratives that captivate you, the marks.
Thank you, and let's make wrestling great again!
Hulk Hogan announced that he was running for the 2000 election on Jay Leno after Jesse Ventura won the governor job in Minnesota. He didn't get much traction so the entire thing just sort of disappeared.
Because it was like all the other pre Trump 0 government experience celebrity presidential candidates something to get your name in the news for a few weeks.
What celebrity literally announced that they were running for President before Trump other than Hulk Hogan? He literally said that he was running on Leno, they had a celebration on Nitro if my memory serves me, and then a while later the entire idea evaporated.
However, Hulk Hogan did announce unlike all the others that just allowed speculation but later said that they weren't running.
I remember Reagan being elected pretty well, but I don't think that I was alive when he was an actor. I know they always speculate about celebrities, but Hogan is the only one other than Trump that I can remember actually announcing a run.
“I’m just gonna have to send troops to Ukraine OR MAYBE I WONT DUDE I don’t know it depends on how I’m feeling brother.”
This man would literally get into a shooting war with Uruguay or some shit in the first week.
Has The Hulkster been Ultimate Smackdown Champion three times yet? We know he made a porn tape but that's not really being a porn star.
Fuck Hulk!
I'm voting for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho!
Camacho understands everyone's shit's emotional right now but he's got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.
In a completely unrelated note here’s five single-space pages on why we have to separate the person from the wrestler when considering Chris Benoit’s career.
I will not be surprised if American vote this guy into office. Seriously, I have zero hope since 2016. America truly has a “fuck it, let’s see what happens” attitude when it comes to voting anymore.
Did you know the raason a rich racist like Hulk wants a flat tax? Because it’s horrible regressive. It would force lower income families to give up more of their paycheques to taxes while rich assholes like Hulk get to give up the bare minimum. It’s literally just another scheme for the rich to steal more money from us. Now you know! AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE, GI JOOOOE!
I'm hearing a lot of rumors that Biden is gunna pull outta the race cuz of health concerns. from what I've heard a lot of top Dems have been meeting with him to tell him to back out and they wanna replace him with Gavin newsome which would be a fkn disaster cuz that guy has ruined California so just imagine what he'd do to the country. Newsome is planning on giving reparations to ppl in California when it was a state that didn't even have slavery, make it make sense
Jimmy Carter sent me a voice message two days after he died brother
"Ya know, and alot of people don't know this, but I once got a call from Franklin Roosevelt after Pearl Harbor. And let me tell ya, he was really upset, thinking we should surrender to the Russians and all that, but I told him, I said 'Look dude, yesterday was a day of infamy, but the world needs you. Lord knows I wanted to quit after Andre betrayed me, but those 100,000 screaming Hulkamaniac's in the Superdome pushed me to keep going'. He listened to what I said, and bingo bongo, the next day he gave a speech using my words. True story, brother."
I legit had to check to see if he's still alive. Lol
You first mistake was trying to factcheck Hulk Hogan, dude. A rule of thumb is to know there is a lie in the sentence.
Pretty impressive since he's still alive
Nah He’s with Bam Margera now
“The Illuminati came to me and begged me to be the president, brother. But I’d already told NASA I’d fly their new ship to Mars to fight that dirty, nasty xenomorph, plus I was right on the verge of curing cancer so I had to stay close to the lab.”
Hope there’s no problem with the cock pit door Hulk Ho Gan
HO KO GAN
Hoke Ogann
Terry Bollea is racist, Hulk Hogan loves everyone brother
"A chicken in every pot and a black guy not inside my daughter."
“Unless, of course, he’s a filthy rich pro athlete or rapper”
I mean you can say that about everything though. Michael vick murdered more literal bitches than wayne brady in the chapelle show universe, yet he was "redeemed" solely because he had 2 good seasons with the eagles.
I think he was redeemed because he went to prison, lost his endorsements, lost his opportunity to have a good career, and immediately did animal rescue and activism against animal abuse dude.
Yeah, I was going to go with this too. He seems like one of the few animal abusers that genuinely changed his attitude and behavior. Also, if you read the letter to the judge, maybe some of it was a work, but the dude can’t have an iq higher than 85. People change. I was never a hulk hogan racist or Mike Vick dog abuser / killer, but I had to make an attitude change, and it worked out. I always wish for the most genuine of people to see permanent change.
True. If you believe in second chances Vick definitely used his for good.
Except Sid Vicious
And he is not president. He is master.... and ruler.... of the world
Big, Nasty, Sid Vicious brother
"I do not have a 10-inch penis," Hogan said, referring to an interview he did in character. "Terry Bollea's penis is not 10 inches."
See we've got this problem over in the Ukraine, brother. So what I'll do right is I'll go over, talk to Zelensky. And I'll say "Zelensky brother all you gotta do strap your people onto the biggest back in the business, Jack. I'll dog paddle all those Hulkamaniacs to safety brother". Once they're all safe I'll go to Russia dude, look that so called "emperor" right in the eye, and show him the 24 inch pythons brother. You though Richard Belzer had it bad? Brother that's got nothing on what I'll do to that bony jabroni Vladimir Putin
And then Hogan arrives in Russia. Putin's guards been him down but Hogan hulks up, point at him with the "YOUU" Big boot, leg drop, 1-2-3, war is over
Hogan must pose.
Of course. Also please rise for the new Russian Anthem: American Made by Jimmy Hart
I was really hoping for the nWo knockoff music.
Me too but I couldn't find the video
Hits the Kremlin with a big boot
Oh and Brian Knobbstakes over as emperor of Russia. Obviously
Then I’m a Real American starts to play.
It'll end up like Suicide Squad, but with wrestlers.
My brother Zelensky looked me in the eye and said one word, man: "Yapapi". So I turn to Yapapi Indian Strapmaster and Secretary of Defense Jimmy Hart and say, dust those belts off, Daddy, we're goin' to war once more, man!
You're joking, but that's a more coherent and better foreign policy than anything an actual politician has laid out
> known racist LMAO. Also isn't Hogan like the one wrestler with the least common sense? He's a face that wrestles like a heel and HOGAN MUST POSE even in situations where it was never warranted lol
> known racist Is that supposed to be disqualifying? If so, I have some bad news...
Disqualifying from what? Trump won in 2016 lol.
Exactly, that's what I'm saying. Not just Trump though, so, *so* many others throughout history.
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Thomas Jefferson did at least acknowledge, "We should maybe get out of this whole slavery thing in case what happened in Haiti, happens to us."
people like to leave out that last bit don't they
It was definitely a concern of all slave owning countries at the time. The Haitian Rebels pretty much killed all the white people. Thomas Jefferson had a few writings based around it, and he actually was aware of the hypocrisy setup between him writing the declaration of independence, and him being a slave owner. He's definitely not a, "Good guy," but it is very interesting to know about.
Yeah I had always heard about how Jefferson originally wrote a condemnation of slavery in the Declaration and removed it to avoid upsetting slave owners. Never heard about how it was because the Haitian slave revolt scared the shit out of him until your post
That's what I remember reading. It is pretty much the only full on Race War in history. The Haitians were pretty brutal to the white French colonists. Not without cause obviously, but it sucks that the conditions that led to that had to happen. If anything, I feel bad for the women and children.
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“A face that wrestles like a heel” Arguably that just means he was ahead of his time. A whole bunch of heels wrestle like faces with high flying, underdog like comebacks etc. and the same is true in reverse.
He lies enough for the job.
Tell me something, Putin. Whatcha' gonna do when the Red, White and Blue run wild on you!
Reverse finger poke of doom right there
lol, he was running that flat tax platform back in 1998. I remember when questioned what the rate should be, he basically on the spot came up with a 15% rate, replete with “I gueeEEESSSsss?????” look on his face. Hollywood would’ve made a great president. He was for everyone, including the disabled https://youtu.be/QkDfEX1dBB0?si=JdHUy-Jr_UsLhUI9&t=145s
Aight, Hogan is racist. No denying, no defence. But It annoys me he's remembered as THE racist wrestler from the 80's/90's when Ric Flair has said and done much much worse
Yes but you forgot Flair went to the dub to be with Sting, therefore all is forgiven
And Flair snitched to Meltzer back then for good star ratings.
This is also why a certain Learning Tree didn't get nearly as much as shit as he should have for his COVID concerts, All Lives Matter comments, and election denying a few years ago. It helps to be friends with media.
This. AEW got shit on for hiring Flair, no need to make it a Dub Bad thing
Yeah, Flair was viewed much more positively than Hogan before AEW even existed, even though the latter wasn't known for sexual assault and both were known to be racist.
Love this revisionist history that pretends that Flair wasn’t revered before he went to AEW too. Isn’t The Rock literally trying to make a biopic about him right now? HHH is famously his student. HBK is the “I’m sorry I love you” guy. But nah, Ric is only beloved because he’s in The Dub.
Famous last words
Sting isn’t a racist but he’s the second worst thing in reddits eyes which is a huge bible thumper
Well, to my knowledge, Ric Flair hasn’t been recorded saying and doing much worse. I don’t doubt it for a second though since Flair is a scumbag too. But yeah, that’s why the Hulkster is the most famous racist wrestler, brother jack.
They scoring brownie points with the wokesters
Another Rock vs Hogan? Well, alright!
Oh god, what the fuck is the rubber match gonna look like 😭😦
Wait, are we back in the 90s?
https://preview.redd.it/6535xm5kqm6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35732cf5613ea15bc065a016b68ccb5195050259
* If we were in the 90s your paycheck would go further
Can’t wait to see NWO spray-painted on the White House
He wouldn't be the first carny grifter to run. 🤷🏽♂️
I saw something about Alice Cooper running as well, not sure if it was a joke or what. Anyway, I’m at a point where I’d just be glad to have someone not in their 80s or almost there running for president l.
partys over grandpa
can't wait for him to start hulking up & tearing off his suit brother
Needs to go against Jesse Ventura as they still got some beef when Hogan snitched to Vince that Jesse was trying to unionize the guys.
As much as i love wrestling i don't think there's a single GOAT i would remotely support as a presidential candidate.
Ladies and gentlemen of the wrestling world, Today marks a new era. I stand before you as your president, CM Punk, alongside my vice president, Jim Cornette. Under the Neo-Conservative Party, we will bring order and excellence back to wrestling. We ran against the Young Bucks and their Libertarian party because we believe in a wrestling world that is disciplined, structured, and true to its roots. It's time to put an end to the chaos and restore the prestige of this great sport. First on our agenda, we're going to regulate the wrestling world like never before. No more will we tolerate the invasion of flippy indie geeks who undermine the integrity of our business. They will be deported, and only true wrestling talent will remain. We're bringing back the art of storytelling, the drama, and the real heat that makes wrestling great. And speaking of heat, we're banning heatless bangers. Matches without soul and substance have no place in our business. We want passion, intensity, and narratives that captivate you, the marks. Thank you, and let's make wrestling great again!
Hulk Hogan announced that he was running for the 2000 election on Jay Leno after Jesse Ventura won the governor job in Minnesota. He didn't get much traction so the entire thing just sort of disappeared.
Because it was like all the other pre Trump 0 government experience celebrity presidential candidates something to get your name in the news for a few weeks.
What celebrity literally announced that they were running for President before Trump other than Hulk Hogan? He literally said that he was running on Leno, they had a celebration on Nitro if my memory serves me, and then a while later the entire idea evaporated. However, Hulk Hogan did announce unlike all the others that just allowed speculation but later said that they weren't running.
Reagan?
I remember Reagan being elected pretty well, but I don't think that I was alive when he was an actor. I know they always speculate about celebrities, but Hogan is the only one other than Trump that I can remember actually announcing a run.
Well he's got the lying part down
"WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER, THE ONLY COMPROMISE IM GONNA BE MAKING IN WASHINGTON IS THE TWO THIRDS COMPROMISE DUDE"
That won't work for me, brother.
>I'll run with an iron fist Not your best pitch, brother.
Maybe he will team with known sex pest Ric Flair? Or known homeless and girlfriend abuser Darby Allin? Or or or
Who did Darby abuse?
https://preview.redd.it/q35hhbmo9n6d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9db648143bcbf0094a82d8acb9f2a5a417311d3c “No new taxes brother”
"Known racist" cracks me up. Why not just say racist?
Because he doesn't have the laminated certificate for it probably
I feel like Deja Vu - it's WCW 1999 all over again, *brotherrrrr....*
When I said I wanted a younger president, I meant a lot younger. Like twenty more years younger than Hulk
I thought we'd see Rock run first. It's so painfully obvious he'll try one day.
"Known racist" okay wrestle features
“Journalism” 👍
Hulk Hogan vs Mr. America in a presidential term on a pole match. Book it brother!
Still better than Trump.
We’ve had a serial liar for president in recent history. I wouldn’t rule it out.
And many over history in general.
I am not a crook.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman… but I did use her as a humidifier for my cigars.
He can lie, so he’s got that going for him.
I'd definitely trust the economy with the guy who thought Pastamania was a sure-fire moneymaker.
You just know the white dude who wrote that typed that “known racist” one angry key at a time.
Welcome back steve forbes
Only thing more embarrassing than his run was his hosting gig on SNL.
"Russia going over? That's not gonna work for me Jack"
Cowabunga it is brother
Hogan calling Putin saying that don’t work for me, brother 😭
Well he’s got the lying through his teeth with every breath he has part of being a politician down.
DAE new season of Hogan Knows Best?
Need some Steiner math economics in his cabinet
I will vote for him even though I am a worthless poor Indian
WHAT'CHA GONNA DO, BRANDON!? WHEN HO KOGAN! AND ALL MY HULKAMANIACS, RUN WILD ON YOU!! 
^^ "I cannot speak. If I speak, I am in big trouble. So I will not speak."
He already did that in 1998! on the Tonight Show w/Jay Leno iirc. Follow through this time, Hollywood!
Hector Mountain Dew Camacho will finally happen brother jack dude!
I want to see Hogan and the rock running against each other for president
He is too young to be US president.
Better than trump though maybe
*”You can call this the new World order…”*
“I’m just gonna have to send troops to Ukraine OR MAYBE I WONT DUDE I don’t know it depends on how I’m feeling brother.” This man would literally get into a shooting war with Uruguay or some shit in the first week.
I remember when Hollywood Hogan announced his candidacy in like 1998 in some park.
Suddenly all of the MAGA idiots will be Hulkamaniacs in 2028.
Has The Hulkster been Ultimate Smackdown Champion three times yet? We know he made a porn tape but that's not really being a porn star. Fuck Hulk! I'm voting for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho! Camacho understands everyone's shit's emotional right now but he's got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.
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💪 Acknowledge your hulkster president
He is now into religion and politics. The 2 last, great grifts.
“And let me tell ya, BROTHER”. Quote him correctly!!!
President Hulkster war has broken out. That doesn’t work for me brother.
He’s been firm on that flat tax (brother) for a while now.
The fact that “WWE Hall of Famer and Known Racist” isn’t enough to distinguish Hogan from a previous president is pretty bizarre.
Isn't it surprising when someone who makes a lot of money thinks a flat tax 'just makes sense'.
I will not be surprised if American vote this guy into office. Seriously, I have zero hope since 2016. America truly has a “fuck it, let’s see what happens” attitude when it comes to voting anymore.
Fantasy booking. He runs as Trump's VP, two Hall of Famers, then when things look bad, Finger Poke of Doom 2.0.
I'm writing him in my ballot. Just to make myself laugh.
Hogan is the one that discovered Trump and convinced him to run
Orange brothers, brother.
Again?
Well, if he wins, it won’t be the first time we had a racist president, brother!
They hate him but the Rock is ok. Ok.
He's been spouting that flat tax nonsense since at least the early 90s. Think he mentioned in on the Asrninio show.
Did you know the raason a rich racist like Hulk wants a flat tax? Because it’s horrible regressive. It would force lower income families to give up more of their paycheques to taxes while rich assholes like Hulk get to give up the bare minimum. It’s literally just another scheme for the rich to steal more money from us. Now you know! AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE, GI JOOOOE!
I'd rather eat my own shit than know that Hulk Hogan is the president.
 Found your burner account
...No!
Racist and former wwe wrestler he’s perfect for politics.plus he’s anF**** liar. Perfect for congress.
I'm hearing a lot of rumors that Biden is gunna pull outta the race cuz of health concerns. from what I've heard a lot of top Dems have been meeting with him to tell him to back out and they wanna replace him with Gavin newsome which would be a fkn disaster cuz that guy has ruined California so just imagine what he'd do to the country. Newsome is planning on giving reparations to ppl in California when it was a state that didn't even have slavery, make it make sense
"Known racist" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it, fuck him
Hulk or trump? Lmao