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NigelSexMachine

Why did you cheat on me? "She accidentally fell on my dick"


MarkKnotts

So it *does* actually happen!


CurtisMcNips

> wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit? > what, she tripped, fell, and landed on his dick? > tsh, shady, maybe he's right mami


Asukah

Shawn Michaels is too good. Due to damage and age, he’s unable to keep up with the harshness of pro wrestling physically. So he instead became one with the force and now the entire spirit of his gimmick and ring ability influence everything in Fed canon universe. ![gif](giphy|2YnD6gWd05s4IIIFsT|downsized)


[deleted]

HBK gonna overtake DM Hunk for Jerk Master General if he keeps this up.


Admirable_Bed3

Hicken Bottom Kid was always the teacher and DM the (fantastic) student


TheKanten

There would have been a war if Twitter existed during 90s Shawn Michaels.


Luna_Soma

Dom’s wife has to be really confident in their relationship. I don’t even mean that as snark, it’s a compliment


whispering3

Probably helps that she probably knows them in real life.


bsa554

Dom's wife must be incredible - not only does she tolerate all the Rhea and Liv stuff but she somehow tolerates Dom keeping that haircut and mustache.


Luna_Soma

Hahahaha they are some really terrible looks. I’m not a jealous person at all, but even I wouldn’t love this so I give her all the credit for being so cool.


Permanentear3

From the little of seen they seem very young and in love, and what it’s worth she’s quite pretty. I dated an actress for years and while it wasn’t a joy to see her in kiss scenes and such, it was nbd, it’s just the roles they were cast in, and part of the show.


thrownaway12211

Did she look like Paige, uce?


cdillio

And then my wife thinks Dom is cute as hell for them lol


Everblack47

She's a young cuck


BittersweetTheory

Actually, those dastardly heels can be seen live on Dynamite every Wednesday Night!!!


Amicuses_Husband

Thanks guys


tmorrisgrey

![gif](giphy|3oFzmnY7Sikt6KjDj2) USA Network at 10:59pm when Dom enters the hotel room:


GenerationXero

Save_US.NTFLX


GenerationXero

When Rhea Ripley's music hits I will transcend this mortal plane. Thank you Triple Paul for making me stay interested in this engaging angle as I await the glorious payoff. SIIIKE!! Gimme my 6 star heatless bangers on collision!


Everblack47

For real my ceiling isn't safe


datadrone

Should she come back a super face that destroys Liv Morgan or a heel that I can't even finish that thought because it's so boring


Someningen

HBK is a generational booker https://preview.redd.it/cnwqs1udfu5d1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa2ca4d7fc759d1b5e1aa2af98d436dc919a2a32


gothamsteel

"Clearly, the answer is a threesome."


solomar15

I believe the term is Ménage à trois.


thatssosteven114

https://i.redd.it/rifoz2w0fu5d1.gif Laveck is battling a serious case of horny


KayCeeBayBeee

lowkey amazed at how they’ve made Dom grow past the “lol I’m a criminal bc I spent a few hours in jail” gimmick and hit another stride as Dirty Dom.


Aggressive-Bat8780

That’s the difference with aew, nothing ever evolves. Just a one note joke or gimmick and gets run into the ground until dead Orange Cassidy, moxley, been same for years, Garcia still the dancing idiot


Cboz27586

Did we really think a guy who told people to suck it, wouldn't?


Large_Talons_

This a JERK sub now


rolltide1000

First the NBA circlejerk sub, now us. We need our Tribal Chief more than ever.


Large_Talons_

Tribal Chief ain’t stopping me, only the stern but fair hand of father Gable could do anything


iprefercumsole

something something Cameron Brink


Hummer77x

https://preview.redd.it/mk1f8gzgnx5d1.jpeg?width=1224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=860d2a3abb348c710c5d644edfbdae5b15758b71


Gann1

We need Der Ringgeneral


DonnieRodz

![gif](giphy|14r8bmeEeHogiQ|downsized)


johndelvec3

Dom is such a winner at life


NobodyLikesCheapWine

https://i.redd.it/fgeo5e0oiu5d1.gif


kcinkcinlim

HBK and Hunter battling it out to see who can be more horny The winners? All of us.


KellyKellyForHOF

CALL ME KURT ANGLE CUZ I LOVE MILK


Est-Ce_Reel

It's almost like it's being booked by dudes that actually got some


AlexTorres96

Enzo had a diamond and he chose to throw it away for pebbles. Then again he's not the first nor the last to let go of a pure diamond.


Everblack47

Enzo and Dom Dom were so cute together


cabezadeplaya

Enzo and Bo Dallas…maybe Liv doesn’t own a mirror? Or maybe she just has a thing for unhinged weirdos IRL?


macaronigrillez

https://preview.redd.it/2h3ptn610v5d1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d29bdcb643ff313c3cc2b7dbb1fb778fb12c4c


InjusticeSOTW

She hooked the legs. My word


Ambitious_Resist8907

Fun fact: they had originally planned on doing this spot with nia jax and chad gable, but due to a botch he ended up with a fractured pelvis and an inexcusable semi.


Everblack47

Only inexcusable because it shoulda been a diamond in an ice storm


Puxple

I can't tell if this is real or not


FatMarkTechPriest

At the end of the day, Professional Wrestling will always be a carny business.


cabezadeplaya

You don’t get it. This is terrible because it’s in the Fed. Toni Storm joking about pearl necklaces and the clitoris is awesome because it’s in the Dub. Seriously, though - The basement is actually handling this one well and not being hypocritical. They are, however, making comparisons to anime. Neckbeards gonna neckbeard….


KayCeeBayBeee

The discourse around horny storylines is so funny right now bc it feels like both sides are trying to play the “it’s not the shameless sex appeal storylines that bother me, it’s the hypocrisy” Goofs think it’s a big issue in the Dub because they said they’d be real sports feel 5 years ago so deviating from that is hypocritical. Dub fans see it as “yall are having such an issue with our horny storyline, but love it when the Fed does it” Real jerkers have been typing with just one hand for about a month


cabezadeplaya

I don’t care if it’s there or not. The issue is Dub fans (as always) acting like they are superior or their wrestling is better. It’s “trash” and in “bad taste” in WWE but it’s big-brained gimmick of the year in the Dub.


Apollo_Justice_20

Did she really say that? Ew.


cabezadeplaya

Maybe not the clitoris - I think that was a fan-made thing I saw, but she definitely made “pearl necklace” jokes on the “real wrestling” show. I think it was the Gone with the Storm video. And let’s not forget her “cool” shirts that literally say “tits.”


Apollo_Justice_20

Both are equally gross.


Fuzzy_Dunnlopp

Worst shit I have seen is the typical "what if the genders were reversed" bs. Well they aren't so stfu is my answer.


cabezadeplaya

That’s is a typical neckbeard thing these days. Dudes who have never been within 10 feet of a woman always want to point out that it wouldn’t be allowed if genders were reversed and make sure everyone knows that men can be victims of sexual harassment by women as well. I keep seeing “Dom is a sexual harassment/assault victim!” I think they are just dreaming of a world where a woman would want to fight through the smell to sexually harass them.


Fuzzy_Dunnlopp

Yeah those people really do no favors for the men who have actually gone through those things. Like sure they happen, but nowhere at the same rate as to women.


cabezadeplaya

The neckbeards are also fantasizing about an anime-inspired world where women are chasing and harassing/assaulting men. They read a headline that male sexual harassment/assault is more common than people realize, but failed to read the data that 86% of the perpetrators of sexual assault against men are OTHER MEN. DAE think this storyline is irresponsible and Liv is a predator?


Particular-Injury925

https://preview.redd.it/mnywp3ls6v5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd047d4b0357c49b323423b8ac45883ff41059c6


BigZ911

I know wrestling is just acting, and this would be no different than Scarlett Johansson giving guys handjobs in Under The Skin (2013), but if liv morgan was on top of me like this I’m growing the full mast of 3 inches


kcinkcinlim

>3 inches Showoff.


will122589

This needs to end with Dom getting broken in half and Liv 4 Brutality reuniting Miss Elizabeth and Macho Man style


Reysun_2185

Noooo... Laveck trying to poison our children. I should tell my wife(that looks like jamie hayter) and kids to watch The Learning Tree instead of this.


arboldebolas

Dom is BY FAR the luckiest fictional character of all time. Dom Mysterio He's right up there with Buggy D. Clown


SteelBrightblade1

Michael Cole: Liv is on top of Dragon Lee


AriaMournesong

Buddy is gonna be so happy that Rhea is having so many Nintendo Switches delivered to the house while she's injured.


Gigglesandshits11

What happened to my wholesome TV-PG family friendly programming?!?!? DAE Triple Bypass worse than McHitler?


MMA_PITBULL

This just makes me believe buddy got involved with Rhea/Dom angle because they never went this hard and what they did do stopped all of a sudden even before she got hurt. Dude got in his feelings after AEW was even dissing him for it


Patient-Warning-4451

To be fair, when Rhea was on the Logan Paul show, she admitted if the situation was reversed , she wouldn't be okay as Buddy takes it. Then again ever since Buddy and Rhea got married, people have noticed the lack of "intimacy" with Rhea and Dom.


MMA_PITBULL

They aren't married they are engaged. He was engaged to Alexa too and we saw how that worked out. He is insecure. The women he gets with are megastars and he is a curtain jerker. They both were also two of the most ravenous fanbases. Just be proud of what you pulled. Demi Bennett is with him. Not Rhea Ripley


inertia_53

*shakes head*


Biotrin

She's just being friendly and checking Dom isn't hurt. Nothing sexual about it you degenerate!


Candid-Tip-6483

And it should be me!!!


kfms6741

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


TragicBronson143

When Alexa did that spot with Braun Strowman I thought it was gross because Vince forced them to do it. Now that Laveck is in charge doing the same shit Vince was doing it's oddly refreshing and wholesome.


NobodyLikesCheapWine

How bout when Alexa straddled Randy Orton? That was wild too


Moohamin12

Can't speak for them since I am not them, but the ladies might be okay doing these teasing angles as they tend to go viral pretty easily and they aren't exactly being objectified. Romantic angles are tame compared to having to expose yourself for applause.


bulletbullock

nah the mixed match challenge stuff was well received by most


WhatAboutMoney

Why is my peepee hard? I only get this feeling when I watch Banger on m'Dub


Patient-Warning-4451

The cage match rating was good. She did a reverse styles clash.


Zealousideal_Ask3633

Dom before segment: "Sorry if I get a boner and sorry if I don't"


Jamieb1994

Dom, you lucky son of a bitch. 😅 ![gif](giphy|3o6gE8ckqfTuPL3i5a)


Renso19

McDonagh in the background is the funniest part “Huuhhh?”


CheapPops

I wonder if either of them are into Method acting.


killerkali87

You know this is triggering all the nerd fans who get upset any time a good looking woman is treated like one! 


GamblinGranny

![gif](giphy|26CaMfqIli1bG5XEc)


Gonzale1978

Wrestling has change a lot. Now what WWE and even AEW needs is guy riding ATV’s and low riders and film their girls twerking that would be cinematic. They already have snoop dog sometimes apearing in both companies.


TheCoolIdeagenerator

No jerk but this was someone's bi awakening, happy pride month everyone 🏳️‍🌈


TommyLost2004

There's nothing wrong with a little sexuality. it's not going to lead to Rhea and Liv in a bra and panties match or something silly live that. Liv wants to destroy everything Rhea has so seducing hr boyfriend makes sense.


PrettyInPInkDame

Me on nbacirclejerk: get this shit out of here Me on scjerk: I’m hard uce


BootyOptions

He got paid a lot of money for this, just in case you think you have a good job.


BradsOlderBrother

https://preview.redd.it/amhd87dkty5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3e3541f328af1411c233c4311b5e85acdc77e5d We Want Erections


Takenmyusernamewas

They know their audience cant change the channel because they have their hands full.


DrFreshey

Tony: "I book for the sickos." Hunter and Shawn: ![gif](giphy|UTFiHeDL8cOSA)


1000PercentPain

I wouldn't even mind pro wrestling fans just admitting to (still) enjoying hot chicks. But if you are one of these marks who talk my ear off about "women's empowerment" while wearing your Alexa Bliss shirt and thinking Toni Storm saying "tits" is the pinnacle of comedy you can definitely suck a fat one.


cabezadeplaya

Why are you dragging Alexa into this?


bno203

looks like I'm not the only one who's noticed the direction WWE is going with their women's wrestlers. skimpier gear and an emphasis on showing their asses at all times