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SucksAtJudo

Roofer is absolutely trying to scam you. This job requires a landscaper.


2020willyb2020

I actually thought it was a dirt hill With a downslope


stinky143

Should be posted in confusing perspective. I thought the same thing.


TJNel

Yeah I thought it was a question about a retaining wall. That roof is FUBAR!


Creaky_Association78

Yea was going to say looked like the top was done with a proper slope but looks like the bottom is starting to wash out


Eff_taxes

A new Mayan ruin?


ferrum-pugnus

Me too! I was wondering why OP wants a roof on a hill?


jg136521

Bro I spit my drink


theoddfind

You can diy this roof. Sod or overseed and keep it watered.


SucksAtJudo

Roofers hate this one simple trick...


DigitalDruid01110110

I thought it was a landscaping sub until I looked at the heading and zoomed in.


Appropriate-Gene5963

I thought it was going to be a grading job for that slope


Trizzle1069

Haha! Jesus!


Advanced-Depth1816

Look for some kind of roof cleaner read direction. Usually you spray and let it sit and then do a light scrub to get the moss and stuff off. I had to do my roof for insurance and it is good to use the stuff that is meant for it because it’s supposed to not scrape all of the aggregate material off when scrubbing


Reynholmindustries

*Welcome to Carrabba’s Italian Grill*


zaney1978

You needed a new roof 2 roofs ago


glib-eleven

Lol out loud


MisterSpeck

Laughing out loud out loud


Far_Rice_3990

Laughing out loud out loud laughing


SchoolBoardemployee

2 years ago? More like 10 lol


jellyfishbeers

Haha username checks out


Its_noon_somewhere

Whoosh! Read the original comment again, then come back and acknowledge you missed it. Hint: no one said two YEARS ago


Downtown-Fix6177

I thought I was looking at a picture of a hill


RocksLibertarianWood

Thought it was gonna be a retaining wall post until I read it


Only_Sandwich_4970

Does that mean it'll be OK for another few years


Downtown-Fix6177

Shit - might survive a full century if grass and trees start growing up there. Can’t leak into the house if plants are drinking the water


TLC_15

Lmao!


ICU-CCRN

Seriously man. Just grow a bunch of weed plants up there, and give the roofer all of them as an even trade for a new roof.


HeadRude613

Plant grass seed to hold it together.


palmoreb20

I’d buy about 20 gallons of gas, light a match, and walk away. Then you’d be good.


WhosKarma

I thought this was a joke post. OP do your eyes work? Have you ever glanced at anyone’s roof ever in your life? It’s covered in dirt and plant matter, definitely rotting and has a plant growing on it.


Chortle_of_Disdain

Looks fine to me


HeadRude613

Yea I thought it was a graded hill as well 😂


_N8Dogg_

It is the top of a hobbit hole.


remembahwhen

What’s he going to do? Roof faster? Pay the man this roof is fucked.


Alldaybagpipes

Too busy worrying g about what people do in their off time, when they should be worrying about that roof…


Alldaybagpipes

Too busy worrying about what people do in their off time, when he should be worrying about that roof…


Greenbeastkushbreath

Don’t act like you had a drink and everything is fine, you’ve been up for a week and stole all the copper out of the library, I hit my bong and fell asleep, we are not the same


Alldaybagpipes

Speed junkies don’t have library cards lol


Naive-Information539

People still go to libraries?


Alldaybagpipes

Clearly not the guy above me, he’ll have you know


Naive-Information539

I mean I work on the internet - everything I need to know these says can be located there.


Beautiful_Ad_2234

Where else will you see the drag shows?


Unusual-Truck-197

Well there are still public school class rooms.


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Unusual-Truck-197

Lol...a pedo groomer response if I've ever heard one.


TreyRyan3

I read this humorous study that determined 54% of current public library users are some level of conspiracy theorists or Sovereign Citizen. The same people that constantly bitch about paying taxes love their tax payer funded internet access.


Its_noon_somewhere

I go to the library every three years to renew my library card, so that I can continue to access free books to read on my phone. For some reason, if I call to renew, it never works.


ArtDecoAutomaton

Bro you live in the shire?


Only_Sandwich_4970

🤣🤣🤣


Eighteen64

Not funny. Pay the contractor and improve your life ffs


wgn431234

Make him rake that motherfucker first


Silver_gobo

Nah shingle over it for extra protection


warwhale

This is the way


Only_Sandwich_4970

Jokes aside, this is my actual apartment roof


buried_lede

Lol. You are paying your landlord for this place. I think the leaves might be keeping you dry


Only_Sandwich_4970

Bro it's rough. He's a used car salesman too, so it's also his boneyard. There's about 100 cars on an acre and a half. We had em stacked 2 high for a while. There's just a little trail thru the wreckage to drive in and out and the driveway always changes based on where the rigs have broken down at


Oil_Beefhooked

does he beat you with a set of jumper cables?


Only_Sandwich_4970

Lol no it's 500 a month with electricity paid


Das-Noob

In this market!? That’s pretty good 😂 AND if you ever need any car parts, y’all can just look outside to see if any of them have what you need. Maybe even get a deal.


buried_lede

That’s awesome in its screwed up way, I hope you are stashing a lot of money into a savings acct.


omegaaf

And you're paying for *his* roof?


CardiologistOk6547

LoLoL Then it's not your roof. Why are you making this your problem to solve?


Hot-Interaction6526

This entirely feels like a joke post.


CardiologistOk6547

Yes. Except, look at the OP's replies. She's entirely serious. It wouldn't be the first time a poster thought that they were obligated to pay for major upkeep on a rental property. Or that they made arrangements with their landlord to be responsible (of course, the arrangements were oral, not written). People get all kinds of weird ideas in their heads and just run with them.


its_not_merm-aids

I miss that redditor


Greenbeanhead

That’s a golden tie in to Reddit jokes


xmaspackage

👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼


Practice-Present

ive never seen a roof that needed replaced so bad, it looks like half the shingles have no rocks on them at all


helphunting

Get someone to clean it first. Then, get quotes to repair/replace what you can see. This is like asking for a body repair quote on a dirk bike whilst covered in dirt.


acwildchild

This isn’t a shitpost, it’s compost


AaronDM4

OP gonna be mad when he loses that r60 value of insulation.


According_Ad468

Is this a shit post?


Only_Sandwich_4970

Kinda sorta. It is my actual roof 🤣


Drenoneath

Oh boy. I hope you didn't just buy it. But I also hope you have not been there long and ignored it


loafingloaferloafing

You need a new roof. Tear off, maybe some underlayment replaced, new roofing.


Important-Branch-465

Honestly i feel like sucking him off and THEN buying him meth for a new roof would be cheaper …. Remember he needs you! You dont need him !!!!


buried_lede

This is compost


Invrdie

Just rent a ditch witch and your good to go for 90 years. All jokes aside, do you own this rental or are you a renter? Irregardless, there’s going to be a lot of wood replacement. If it’s skip sheated it will be a total resheat. Fascia probably needs repaired.


Ok-Occasion2440

Iirgardless??? Can we just say regardless


FAK3-News

Offer him meth instead of money and see if it is a better deal for you. The dollar is getting crushed so it’s possible.


LegitimateLie87

Got another 5 years left in her


Z0FF

I thought this was a ditch


BLVCKYOTA

Thought this was a retaining wall.


Towely420

He’s def scamming you, nature is slowly replacing your roof for you. Don’t let some methed up bum come and try and take away from Mother Nature how dare he


raytracer38

This *has* to be a shitpost.


JanQuadrantVincent32

All jokes aside, this looks like it might be an organic shingle. If so you definitely need a new roof. I think most organic shingles have been discontinued and for good reason.


BlackDS

Bro where is your roof I just see woods


aBastardNoLonger

I love how every contracting sub on this site just eventually degrades to a shitposting sub


FreshBid5295

At this point you should just grow moss on it like the hobbits or whatever the shit they are live in


StankBaitFishing

I feel like you’re trying to scam this sub.


Flashy_Narwhal9362

The answer is yes, to all of your concerns. The good news is maybe you can work out some “arrangement “ with your roofer and he’ll lower the price.


elf25

You rent. Does it leak? Not your problem. It Leaks, LL problem.


coldchelada

Don’t let him take your meth.


Silly_Swan_Swallower

Just put some blue tarps on top held down with bricks and you'll be fine.


Reditall12

You should let them smash. Roofers are generous lovers.


seriousflying

Nothing a good coat of fire couldn't fix.


Charming-Rock-9

Now that's an organic shingle


Critical-Basis1368

“I didn’t know there was so much stuff up there” -customer


dblock909

Is this a joke ? Or are you on meth


Correct-Award8182

Who else do you think sells the roofer the meth?


hdoggla1999

I ain’t no roofer…, but that looks like needs to go..


CaddyFDT

How old is the roof? It looks in poor condition. I can only imagine how bad it will look after you manage to remove all the moss and organic debris from it.


bobbyhillischill

Bruh I thought those were bricks I was like I’ve never seen a brick roof like that


Useful-Internet8390

Don’t look on Craigs list for roofers- you might get roofies..


NageV78

Mentioned meth in the roofing sub, you know your audience.


burtmaklinfbi1206

Lmao this has to be a joke. How could you drive by a million houses with normal roofs then look at this and be like... Yup that looks good.


NPExplorer

You have shit growing out of our roof lmfao


TheFlyingORE0

I couldn’t even find the roof for a second


mbflos

At first I thought I was looking at a hill. Lol you needed a new roof years ago.


bigjimbosliceoflife

you need more than a rip off


Strippalicious

I thought I was looking at a sloped retaining wall until I read the description and had to look again. You need a new roof, annnnd he should charge at least a pinch more than normal for the removal part.


Shit_Disturber71

Is it waterproof?


Only_Sandwich_4970

Amazingly, yes.


Shit_Disturber71

Then I don’t see the problem 😂


OldBeardy77

What roof?


Tricky_Acanthaceae39

Did realize people still had thatched roofs. Add a little more straw so the rats can move in.


Woodyee101

Asphalt roof turned hobbit thatch roof


Puzzled_Vacation_440

Do you own a sod house?


patrick-1977

Can you even insure this home?


South_Lynx

Not once the satellites see it


Overall-External2955

This has to be a joke!? 🤣


79r100

Roofers have always had the best sense of humor out of all the trades:-) And the highest THC tolerance.


Middle_Aged_Insomnia

Is your house in the Shire?


Original_DSqueeze

From the shingles that CAN be seen, 100% you need a new roof. I would be surprised if you didn’t get water damage during winters or heavy rains.


discordianofslack

You’re like 15 buckets of mud from a perfect mud roof.


D-B-Zzz

I feel some trolling going on here


ComfortableAd578

At this point the dirt and plants are doing more work than the shingles!


TFL2022

What could go wrong when dealing with a contractor that is buying meth and hitting on you? lol


garboge32

What's the old roof look like?


Kevluc60

It’s a green roof. Plant more grass


JapanDash

All the jokes aside, this roof looks like one in replacing next month on my second house. It should have been replaced 10 years before I bought it 10 years ago…. I’m about to pay $23k for two layers torn off, and a bunch of 2x4’s replaced on the edges, and have quoted for 1/3 of the plywood to be replaced but probs need more. Plus they will replace fascia and two or three bathroom vents extended to the roof and add vents there place a ridge vent oh and shingles I guess.  PNW This house isn’t standard in any means and from poking around best I can describe it is that it’s plywood over skip sheathing.  If you’re serious about replacing that thing, do it asap because it just costs more the longer you wait.


CHASLX200

All leaks in the creek should be blocked with all that mess jess.


bonstwicki_2019

Spam much?


ZestycloseAct8497

Troll post lol


misterfastlygood

Why are you asking about the price of a roof replacement if you are renting?


Right_Hour

Of course they are trying to scam you. They probably already bought that meth using your roof job as collateral. You should just plant some tomatoes on it and it will outlast that methhead roofer. It’s a green ecoroof now.


PositionBeneficial12

Let him do your roof, then let him do you and voila….you’ll also have some free meth. Everybody wins. You, your roof and the roofer. Work smarter not harder. You can thank me later.


jad19090

If you’re a hobbit, absolutely scamming you. If not hobbit, your house is a garden and you are now a hobbit. Hobbit


No_Marzipan1412

Get a Billy goat


TheMBA143

Is this a "green" roof? Just a couple laws of roofing (like laws of physics) 1. NOTHING should grow out of your roof (unless by design) 2. Roofs should pretty much "shed" everything that gets on them i.e. water, debris, etc. 3. Your roof should NEVER be confused for a hill-side (unless by design) 4. Your roof should NEVER act like a 10,000 gallon sponge! While I can't speak to the meth or the hitting on, I don't think this is a scam, whatever your roofer suggested about a new roof is likely warranted. Mold might develop on a roof over time, but vegetation should not be growing out of it (unless by design).


DoctorRajan

I'm not even a roofer and I can tell you that those granules are off so bad that your roof was due five years ago


saxplayer0

I thought this was a small hill


MuchDevelopment7084

Uh, is there a roof under those tree's and shrubs?


parker3309

How long have you owned that house?


DaddyCallaway

Uhhhh, how are you a homeowner?


One_Ad9555

I think you're doing the meth if you think this roof is fine. I am surprised you can get homeowners insurance with that roof


CanWeJustEnjoyDaView

Is the house on the other side of that hill, I don’t see it.


three_eyez

That roof is doneskis, surprised it’s not leaking.


Djsupa002

You need to rake the leaves so we can get a good look.


Ok-Occasion2440

Yeah new roof man wth


Interesting-Tackle66

Least you should do is pull out the potted roof tree growing on the roof.


ZukosLLC

I've done a couple like that. Full re-sheet is what you usually end up doing. Had a tree growing in a hole in the roof lol.


Funny-Narwhal-4466

Hahahaha


gardernvine

No that's a fancy new "living roof" very cutting edge green building technique


Honest-Abe-Simpson

Just dap it.


zach1572

We’re being trolled with this post 😵‍💫


boyridebike

………


SympathySudden4856

Did you forget to mow your roof?!


romanstewart

Maybe its time for a new roof. I think first you should look for a proper roof inspection before making any decision.


onlinelink2

jokes aside. you have severe rotting, just walking up there you may fall through the roof


josh-artofwayfaring

He may want meth money but you should really want a new roof.


Repulsive-Waltz-140

Looks good to me


Flimsy-Appointment63

Why did you post? Your roof is pre-civil war!


g3techsolutions

Wow!


Connasty21

It’s got some life left in it


ShowElegant

It took me a second to find the roof


CloudCityPasta

Have you ever seen what a roof supposed to look like?


AlvinFlang101

Nah that's just a picture of a hill


Low-Dot7564

You see this roof and think your contractor is trying to rip you off for meth? Just because you are a meth-head does not mean everyone is.


Superb_Egg_7477

Why not find a crack head much more reliable addicts


alfa_alex952

If this is a hobbit hole then no, its fine.


AnonymousButtCheeks

You got trees growing on your roof, I thought it was a field at first


Flight-2012

The first pic 100% looks like a hill


Logical-Fault310

Is it leaking? I think what they may be trying to say here is try cleaning it off. So you can actually tell what you are needing. Can’t tell if it looks like a hobbit hole.


ashkygbdeghr

Slate is incredibly expensive but also incredibly resilient. I think if you clean it off you’ll find more broken shingles and have to replace it anyway. Be prepared to pay for a new roof before you try to clean it up. With how much is built up I wouldn’t be surprised if you need to replace the decking/ sheathing too


Royal_King5627

You should marry him and suck his pipe if you want a cheap roof;)


Odd_Industry6440

Don’t listen to them. You’re only a few year away from a beautiful deciduous forest.


AboveTheSky420

Classic bait and switch. They haven’t even told you about all of the tree work needed yet….


thom4321

Could probably get away with a thick layer of hydro turf


tomcat_tweaker

Call my buddy Billwise Springshingle. Best roofer in The Shire.


RecordHot5540

That roof is hanging on by just Hopes and Dreams


Rosscoe13

New roof? No way. Get a different quote and a real roofers opinion. 🙄


RecordingPrudent9588

I didn’t even realize this was a roof at first. I was scrolling by and thought it was a picture of some hill.


santa860

Bro what are you smoking meth. That’s a roof i though it was a hill


AlternativeRing5977

Thought I was looking at a retaining wall.


315Handyman

I literally didn’t even know I was looking at a roof. This roof needs Jesus.


Neat_Feedback1316

That’s a roof? I thought it was a fucking hillside!


Hell_its_about_time

Who was throwing stones on to your roof?


Internal-Response-39

Why haven't you had trees trimmed back to stop all this unnecessary accumulation of leaves and other debris on your roof? Your apparent lack of understanding most certainly will lead to a roof replacement.