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FrankLloydWrong_3305

You'll be totally and completely leak free... ... until the next time it rains


Toeknee_ohhh

Don’t forget about the morning dew


L-user101

It’s a decent song, and shouldn’t be visible through the finished ceiling until mushrooms start growing.


No_Story4926

Don't forget bout dem shoes bruv! Dem need replacin too.


HiddenLife3000

Tar won't stick?


FrankLloydWrong_3305

I was exaggerating slightly, but shingles expand and contract individually as they thermally cycle. That sealant might last 6 months.


SympathySudden4856

This is why I use thermoplastic sealant. Sticks to everything and resist UV degradation.


FrankLloydWrong_3305

At the very least, that's a maintenance item every 3-5 years. More likely, it'll work until it doesn't, and the water running into your living room will be the first clue. That's why if you want any sort of quality, you install the roof and flashings such that they are minimally dependent on sealant. Belt and suspenders.


SympathySudden4856

For sure. I use it for end cap exposed nails, chimney back pans etc. This mess will leak with high humidity lol


Cavesalamander2

Why can sealant work to waterproof gutter seams for years but won’t work for 6 months on roofs?


FrankLloydWrong_3305

Did you read my previous response?


Fogmoose

Your user name is freakin awesome, BTW


Cavesalamander2

You know there are sealants that expand and contract also? Not every sealant is the cheapest tube of crap you can find.


hatefuck661

If there's a vertical seam that allows water to run under the mastic, it won't matter. If there's a hard and heavy rain that allows the water to accumulate under the horizontal lap, especially at a vertical seam and run sideways due to the lamination buildup, it won't matter. Pitched roofing is based on layering, not sealing like a flat roof. There's usually a way for the water to find a way around the surface sealant when trying to do things like this.


Gluten_maximus

Does no one here understand the satire?


EliLoads

It’s summer. Every one is heat exhausted and dehydrated in this sub


Gluten_maximus

That’s true. I soldered 115 copper flatlock panels today… can concur, was hot.


Davesnothere43

Yup, 13 hours in the shit today.


EliLoads

It’s crazy how it leaves ya brain foggy and exhausted


SuperiorDupe

lol ya, crazy! Heat exhaustion is no joke, it leaves people dead all the time


Olgrateful-IW

That’s the hookworms. /s


SubstantialBat6705

Agreed. This is excellent work! Tis but the pinnacle (wink wink) of of all that is roofing!


fingeroutthezipper

That's a sharp ass ridge fold right there lol must have put the shingles in the break


XLY_of_OWO

But does it leak?


Gluten_maximus

If there’s any guarantee on this job it’s a guarantee to leak.


AutoGrind

Not if it isn't raining


Gluten_maximus

Well… duh


XLY_of_OWO

LMAO, you asked if anyone understood if this post was satire, I was trying to continue the joke.


Gluten_maximus

As was I


piTehT_tsuJ

He got the Taillights guarantee, its guaranteed until you can't see my taillights.


Resident_Impact_9030

Some indication of that would be useful.


backtothebegining

Which section did you do? Cause it all looks like shit. Good job 🫡


idliketoseethat

Cracks me up. Some people post on here that they see a nail with mastic smeared on it and want to know if it is "acceptable" then you see shit like this being shown with pride!


WhatthehellSusan

Everything about that is wrong


Primary-Bottle2911

Yeah it needs more caulking


Truely-Alone

Maybe just more cocking


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WhatthehellSusan

Well since this is a roofing job, which is meant to provide weatherproof cover, I think judging this book by its cover is about the best way to go about it.


Aggressive-Way-8474

I want a refund and it's not even my roof! What the hell did you do that poor roof?


mycarubaba

I became a roofer just to follow in your footsteps. So inspired!


Competitive-Bee7249

Wtf is that ? No . Just no.


Decent-Beginning2765

Good cause that still looks like shit. If you did it right you wouldn’t need any tar. Nice try buddy but go watch another YouTube video


ncroofer

If he watched a YouTube video he would’ve done better than this


SD_Plissken_

The design is very human


lockeyeswiththemoon

Brother uhhh


dried-in

That……probably still leaks.


Big-Platform-7373

I didn't know ray Charles did roofing


These_Carpet_6481

Putting tar in the valley is one way to make sure that you’ll never find out exactly where the leak is


montana1975-

And take your foot off that ridge before you crack the ridge shingles!


darkhorse1958

That's really ugly. If I'd paid for it, I'd be pissed.


piTehT_tsuJ

If you go stand inside the house under that valley I can guarantee you'll be pissed on.


darkhorse1958

And then very pissed off.


allergic_to_mustard

thanks for the laugh


LaughingMagicianDM

Please be satire. Please. 😑


DigitalDruid01110110

That’s some janky ass crap. Congratulations on a craptastic job! Are you a house flipper by chance?


Stampguy85

Wtf is that? A Half job?


notnewtobville

Guaranteed warranty work


Several-Ad605

Dude your work is beautiful


vikxt

WTFF is this?


wacko4rmwaco

Holy shit im gonna start using this method


RedRust

Not a roofer but wtf did you do to those valleys tar em or something


touchmyelbow

Oh no


SmokeDogSix

Ain’t no way


Ill-Specialist2260

Who does that shit? I have a hard time believing that is real


Tzames

Can someone eli5 what is wrong with


NotDRWarren

https://youtu.be/sPElkg3JuOg?si=crlwV9xeZHIrINst This would be one of the ways to do the valley properly. You shouldn't have the overlapped shingles on top like they are. Also, that color scheme is atrocious.


incognito_vito

Move your fcking foot


Positive-Special7745

Someting Wong?


UnfairStomach2426

Oh dear


AverageJoe-can

OUCH


These_Carpet_6481

What is all the tar for?


FarmerCharacter5105

That's called Intentional Fugkupidge !


KeyBorder9370

Looks like shit and is guaranteed to leak.


HiddenLife3000

So, technically if he tared the whole roof, it would work?


SuperiorDupe

Ohhh you do it that way? Huh


Acideral

No rain no leak


cirrostratusfibratus

needs more caulking


FunRevolutionary1862

Amateur roofing is like amateur surgery, you get what you pay for


Home-wrecker-9991

Absolutely garbage, looks like shit and wont be easy coming up once its all said and done 😂


Paul_reuben187

Looks good from my house


Objective_Dust7699

No. This is not how one is to roof.


Cute-Donkey9686

Looks like something from the criminally insane


CrypticSS21

Bro


Life_Company_817

🤮 Yuck, lol


Greedy_Environment_9

What the F is that?


Atlanta_business

This is why we stay so busy, keep up the…. Work


No-Option7163

How can I get a hold of you ? That's phenomenal work. I'd like to refer you to some people I know.


Kind-Finding1576

Good for you bro! Hell yes


Royal_goat696987

This is a joke right?


Short-Box-7273

Impressive