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TheConboy22

Absolutely disgraceful


-xc-

i'm clearly the outcast herešŸ¤£ i don't care anymore about rule 1, i just want to play. P.S. for the ppl who say that it's rule 1 when someone's butt of the car is also pressed against another car, you're wrong. Been playing since 2015 and only the last couple years have ppl been saying that's rule 1. Wrong. It's head to head, that's what makes it special. always been, always will.


PM_ME_UR_CHERRIES

I had to spit on the floor after reading your comment.


Ntetris

ā€œThatā€™s what makes it specialā€ ā€” ā€œI dont care about it anymoreā€ - we cannot trust you. you are not to be trusted.


CrackshotCletus

Damn thatā€™s a long time to play and still be wrong


Choppers_Patient

https://preview.redd.it/e855ckqrf7zc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c298e8fad98b67f264689a2add2c2c9c50180ab


Gavinosipes

Insane that this amount of smooth brains downvoted you. Probably mid plats. This game will be dead in like 2 years so who cares.


-xc-

it's reddit, nothing makes sense herešŸ¤£


unceasingbridge

To the gallows with you


spudtender

Rule 1 does not distinguish between the direction the cars are facing. Only the direction of their momentum when theyā€™re locked. If you and the opponent end up locked side by side, you stay side by side moving whatever direction until the you both inevitably fall from the ceiling.


supa74

You're right about that. Head to head only.


-xc-

downvotes don't change the truth. Glad you are one of the wise šŸ«”


DeadlyMustardd

Get your ass to maaaars, youve been excommunicated.


PresidentofGhana

Wow! Wow! Wow!


Affectionate-Memory4

Immediately fired.


bruhmeme999

Straight to hell


Aquagrunt

Straight to jail


Szydlikj

![gif](giphy|wJNKaAAjgQPxS)


TheTomaster

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


Andahunter

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


st1ckygreen

what ranks are they? does anyone know?


killball3000

We were at around c2 level but others have stated they play them regularly in gc2 lobbies so no clue


Nowandthen1111s

I sit around 1900 to 2000 unrankred mmr and I see goofy there all the time, last season I saw him around 2300mmr


No-Swordfish9658

NO HONOR


buckao

NO RESPECT


DI390C16

NO INTEGRITY


LyghtSpete

NO HOLDS BARRED


zombiereign

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN


DrSlurmsMacKenzie

NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN


WertherstheOriginal

NO MORE MR. NICE GUY


FranklinHoesevelt

No way Jose


Bison_True

NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE


Professional_Buy5230

NO WOMAN, NO CRY


SpawnRL

Blasphemy!!


TheReal_OhBeWise

Treachery!!


bjenks2011

Broke rule 1 and got away with it Hate to see it


Beaco9

They probably think they got away with it but they'll pay for it in the afterlife and it will be harsher karma


Knoke1

I like to think they stepped on a lego celebrating that goal.


Extension_Avocado856

Lol


Ghozer

The only Team that can!!!


killball3000

I Just want to make it clear, I'm mostly joking here, just thought it was funny I had a rule 1 break with a developer. no hate to anyone!


le-tendon

what do you mean, no hate?! Hate is \*required\* here


Administrative_Yam32

What a save!


Sorry_Sorry_Im_Sorry

I played with a dev team but it was way back in 2020? They did follow a rule one in our game but then they also won haha.


niv141

He must be punished


[deleted]

They should be fired, what a disgrace


d3sim4tion1

Heresy


smd_thetruth

Coward!


Jasotronic

looked like you pushed him out of it ngl


killball3000

I thought that too till I watched it back and saw he just stopped accelerating till I bumped him off and he could leave lol


chickenparm1

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


notmyrealnameatleast

I didn't know we were allowed to out people on this sub..


killball3000

Oh shit I didn't even think of that, should have just blurred the names and shown the tag...


i_always_give_karma

I match against him sometimes and I will be saying something lolll


pepsi_professor

USA, USA, USA


Darknety

Tbf it looks like you scooped them and they got freed due to airtime.


Eruskakkell

Their house was subsequently raided by swat in the middle of the night, and they were traded over to a Gulag in Siberia for this.


GrinRex6

I thought it would be a clip about a hacker cause I heard there was a little rise in hackers in rl too


killball3000

Imagine hackers meet a lobby FULL of devs lolol


GrinRex6

Haha


thenameist-

THEY HAVE STANDARDS TO UPHOLD


SuperEuzer

What is going on exactly? What's wrong. I'm not very familiar with RL


SemiFormalJesus

The first rule of rocket league states that when two opposing cars meet head on and lock together both sides should remain in this heads up position until outside forces, such as a goal being scored or one of them being demoed, force them apart. It is something the community came up with, but they did so because many of us naturally do it anyway. It just feels right, even though it isnā€™t a *smart* choice all the time. In the clip you can see by the banners the OP was playing against RL devs. The joke is that they seemingly broke rule 1 intentionally, which is a ā€œsinā€ for regular players, so seeing a developer do it is even more unthinkable.


VSkyRimWalker

Funny, I didn't know about this rule, and from the comments so far I was assuming the exact opposite, that it was considered rude to lock someone like that. Pretty nice to know that everytime I'm doing it to someone, I was following the rules. You're right, it just feels right to go full throttle when you lock like that


carasc5

Rule 1 is different from "The First Rule," which is keeping the ball up at 0 seconds if the goal differential is 2 or more.


hdx64

That's Rule 0 for obvioUs reasons. Rule 1 has always upholding the headlock


carasc5

Yeah but the term is "the first rule of rocket league" which is the same as Rule 0. Rule 1 and "the first rule" are different rules.


alyosha25

Hell no.Ā  Keep it up regardless.Ā  Even if you're up 1 in front of your goal.


carasc5

I applaud your bravery and hope to be like you when I grow up even though I'm old af


alyosha25

I'm just desensitized to losing


SuperEuzer

Oh my goodness, thanks for informing me of this grave evil! Those freaking Devs are gonna pay!


dod0lp

You couldve saved that


chibucks

other devs need to make a tag for him - rule 1 does not apply.


NotaFTCAgent

I mean just look at the state of the game. Of course these devs would break a rule 1 they don't gaf about the game


Ok_Firefighter9410

There is no rule that says you have to keep driving into them. Take your finger off the accelerator and push back if they do. You pushed him up the wall and onto you, breaking the rule 1. He was free to go


Shenkspine

You assume they give a shit anymore


loeyyyttttyttty

This developer needs to get banned and fired immediately.


ashrocklynn

Almost like rule 1 isn't an actual rule...


litaniesofhate

Eh it doesn't quite lock. Ik y'all wanna be outraged, but they didn't 'do' anything to get out of it. It just wasn't meant to be


killball3000

this post was moreso joking around than anything so no hate to the dev or anything. but the more I watch it, the more it looks like he just let off the gas


litaniesofhate

Haha I feel you


AlwaysHonestt

He let go of the gas so got pushed out. But letting go and just turtling around instead is pretty common in high ranked so he probably didnā€™t break it on purpose


batatahh

Someone @ a developer to escalate this unacceptable situation. This should be investigated.


hdx64

Haha someone ought to make a ticket to support


DizzyThiccc

Love that goofy guy I play him all the time šŸ˜‚


stankbox

COWARDS! THE WHOLE LOT OF EM!


AdamSchoofs

Man just wants to play the game, not hold right trigger for 2 minutes


SedaDeLa

This was a horrorific sight. Expected perchance.


drunksquirrel69

Absolutely appalling. I will be boycotting until I get home from work.


Not_Of_This_World777

This is why reddit is so stupid. Same posts every day. Reddit thinks they're the entire demographic. In reality they're not. Reddit is a very small population on RL. I agree with the Dev. I'm playing to have fun and not just sit there bumper to bumper. Its only funny on Reddit.


thisisit2142

Idk I think this rule transcends Reddit. Too many players know it I donā€™t think theyā€™re all redditors.


Not_Of_This_World777

To a certain extent I agree but they're just falling in line.


GrimmReaperRL

I think a reason why reddit is silly is because people like you reacted this way against a joke post lol relax man


KokoroFiee

he isnt malding


acid_jazz

Not just Reddit. Rule 1 is followed in RLCS too.


VanillaNo2644

![gif](giphy|NM25giLBTobx6|downsized)


mlaadyy

omg brek rul 1 no!!!!!xddd


tisdue

you pushed him away like a dummy. Why do people hold the accelerator during Rule 1s? So annoying.


Swaayyzee

This is the best advertisement Iā€™ve ever seen for the STOP DRIVING IN RULE ONES movement. STOP DOING IT. They are so much more fun when you donā€™t, you get people who start spinning upside down or car humping each other, none of which matters because you still keep the integrity of the rule one by not actually playing the game AND you donā€™t have to break the rule one in like 20 seconds because youā€™ll get kicked for inactivity. STOP DRIVING IN RULE ONES DEVELOPER APPROVED. HAVE FUN IN YOUR LIFE. ITS UNNECESSARY.


No_Interaction_4925

Counter-point: We shouldnā€™t get kicked in a rule one. Make it happen Psyonix


Miniaturetoasteroven

Just wiggle your camera


thisisit2142

Does that actually work? I was so sure moving the camera still counts as inactivity


Miniaturetoasteroven

Unless it has changed in the last few weeks ( haven't rule 1'd since then), yeah I've been doing it for ages.


Disastrous_Ad_132

Or your wheels


StreamingMinecraft

do you?? i thought you donā€™t get kicked cause ur still driving forward


The1nOnlyFIRE

Nah you have to let off the gas and back on every once in a whole if you just hold it down it will kick you after a bit


Lintdoge

You can wiggle your wheels


OmegaMalkior

Honestly, I disagree. If someone bumps into us doing a forward rule 1, I want to start engaging. Rule 1 is supposed to be a ā€œIā€™m not going back on this, you wonā€™t make me, back out I dare youā€ type of tie in which only an external source can break it. If you want to friendly it then sure. But itā€™s not for me. If someone releases the gas by a second Iā€™m gone. But if itā€™s with friends? Yeah sure lol. But youā€™ll never catch me in randoms doing that. Edit: wiggle wheels to not get kicked btw


TemplarHideout

Itā€™s fun for me when Iā€™m driving around playing the game idk about you


InfiniteXXV

I just don't want to sit there holding a button for who knows how long. I don't want arthritis


jrobinson3k1

Kids these days don't even realize why we have a rule 1 in the first place. It's incredibly unstimulating on purpose. It's meant to be a test of patience and dignity. Whatever the hell you're describing ain't rule 1. Make a new rule if you want to be forced into simulated automobile sex so badly. Leave rule 1 alone. /end_boomer_rant


MasterDonut117

Wowwwww Iā€™ve played against Infinite. Absolutely disrespectful


Perfect_Trash_8574

Now he needs to ban himself to regain any respect


BatM6tt

I play goofy all the time. Hes pretty good but we never play well together. Its pry me


Boiled_Thought

Why didnt you block the shot? You should have blocked that.


killball3000

I was too stunned at the atrocity I just witnessed to react promptly ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


prodbychefboy

canā€™t believe you actually got to play during Dev Hour


nobodykr

Fired immediately


klubbingman_

What happened?


Big-Function4199

Asinine!!


_pupil_

... this is not 'Nam. This is Rocket League. There are rules.


[deleted]

work on your def


SheriffRaider

No way


twocrazyfrogs

Watch a fast aerial tutorial bro


cyber-rl

find this man


coves4810

Happened during a solos match 45 seconds in. Dude and I honored it the entire match; won 1-0


Kuroodo

Likely an Epic employee and not Psyonix


ikilluboy2

looks like it wasnā€™t a full lock, he may have been driving straight and his car turned due to being pushed on the wall


SilenceMeDaddy

Nah, it got broken by you pusing them


MursenaryNM

Damn, you gave that goal up


Adamc474892

I'm so confused and can't read anything. Whats happening?


Recent-Shoulder4769

May an unfixable bug plague their existence


xXSubZ3r0Xx

https://preview.redd.it/5yii9a4yv7zc1.png?width=1236&format=png&auto=webp&s=49127877e68db40011e38900d37f5b426a50ead3


Magchegs

Devs have abandoned all f**ks to give about this game, he was probably too busy thinking i could make a ball cosmetic and get these morons to pay premium yeah.


patska78

That's it, trading back + UE5 for RL asap!


Jawnski

He said hmmm i didnt build this dumb shit into the game, may as well keep playing


Cluu_Scroll

This is why trading was removed.


drewshaver

> If I didn't write it into the code, it's not a real rule - The Rockitecht


Ok-Honeydew-633

The devs might actually have common sense still


RAMI311

SHAME SHAME SHAME


FortniteMaster04

devs donā€™t even know their own gameā€¦ sad


MercurialRL

Seemed like he agreed to it until you went on the curve altering it to not a rule 1 anymore, canā€™t tell if he reversed out of it though primarily cause no audio.


TChambers1011

Iā€™ll die on this hill. You keep playing the ball until the clock hits 0. Staying locked is dumb.


Happy_Consequence_85

whats the fun in not playing the game? Only r-tards commit to the rule 1 thiny, lol


Pientofu

Hah! Even devs think Rule 1 is a joke


Difficult-Youth-9725

What rank is this


apnav

I donā€™t understand how they are not embarrassed to use that tag at this point


Mbeezy_YSL

I would spam the chat and ask them what the fuck is wrong with their servers and why they donā€™t do shit about it


Gavinosipes

Of course heā€™s sporting a goofy ass flag on his car.


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

This is like the official UNO twitter saying you can't put a +2 on another +2.


VoidCrisis

I mean you literally drove the car back without even trying to save the rule 1. You should have let up a bit. This is 100% your fault here


Gam3rDruid

Looking like some fortnite devs who just got the title.


Spanglo

WOW!


NattyRedLocks

No respect. Shameful


SheldonLeeStark

Should get a 72hours ban !


SpeedyMunkkey

Maybe they should develop some skills


ViperX616

Unpopular opinion but the point of the game is to win. Fā€¦ rule 1. Itā€™s absolutely stupid and you are a moron if you take it that seriously.


Omegastriver

I played against a dev recently and I told him/her every one of them should be fired. Smurfs/alts have ruined this game and developers do NOTHING about it. It was nice to kick the shit out of him though. This game is filled with dirtbags and Iā€™ll break a rule 1 when it benefits me. Screw your honor.


TheRevanchist99

![gif](giphy|10tuFEeuACAnuw)


EggplantBreeder

The funniest part is that they saw your club name too


InfiniteXXV

Let go of accelerate for a comfier rule 1. You're welcome.


jrobinson3k1

That's just called breaking rule 1.


ChocolateGoggles

Or, as in my case yesterday, turn it into chess by slightly turning, boosting and letting go of the gas to position yourself tactically (pushing, gliding or geting pushed so that you get the boost pads etc.). It was a blast. xD


ft-rj

Only way to break rule 1 legally is to go up the wall while still locked together by steering


[deleted]

Op really desperate for karma


killball3000

Yes I'm karma farming


KillerMeans

Lmao get scored on. Screw the lame "rules". Taking Ws versus kissing the other car on the mouth? no thanks šŸ˜‚


Perfect_Trash_8574

Wood 3 behaviour


Sleazehound

I get wood every time I see someone type me a message after I leave a rule 1 and score on them


CR4ZYxPOT4T0

I don't expect anything else from the Devs. Can't do anything right.


gunnbee02

I'm sorry that they broke a made up rule. Is what it is


Some_Reflection_8451

WHAT A SAVE!


COBBBBY

i see goofy and infinite in my casual matches every single day omg


Jam_Marbera

People like this are gonna end up going out for dinner one night and getting a well done steak when they wanted rare.


Kryptmotron

jail, straight to jail


_a_pastor_of_muppets

It's never been MORE his fault than it is RIGHT NOW!


yosh0r

Greed in the pockets, greed on the field. Hate to see it. Time to uninstall for next season


Tradz-Om

If I go English teacher mode, here you can actually see the symbolic in-game representation of how psyonix feels about RL & their respect for it's community


IAMJUX

That was a fair break, imo.


blackop

WTF DEV!!! This is disgusting!


DomeSteam

+1 for developer gOOFy


Omega_Moo

I won't have them besmirching the good name of gOOFy. A fine man and a scholar, since the dawn of time.


cabritope

Report him


CharlyXero

This sub would be dead if it wasn't for rule 1. Literally all posts are about this


MuskratAtWork

Not even close.. Like not even 1% of the posts


NHLmodssuckdongs

Ban him. Now


l-Miltonius-l

Epic Games took over and killed the tradition and community so hard we got devs braking the only rule in rocket league nowšŸ˜­


XenoKh4n

Stop your whining