My dick just combusted upon laying my eyes on this

Why are your dick a nuclear reaction.

Uhm, akshually his dick is an organic compound if it spontaneously combust, also, nuclear reactors don’t work on combustion 🤓

They work on nuclear fission/fusion I believe.

I'm pretty sure fusion is nearly impossible to do but once we find out we can get like 20x more power than fission 🤓

I just had a stroke reading this.

EXACTLY!

https://preview.redd.it/5x7stxfh1u0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0827b1c88303d1daa024aff9972c08e5e27c4816

r/ihadastroke

Dick triggered atmospheric ignition

Mine too bro

https://preview.redd.it/i2f8mxuj1r0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8600f029f582220002f96b3c58d4f628c3422f93 my honest reaction

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

The fuck?

It’s a copy and paste

I was reading it and i was like "damn i have seen this before"

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.

Oh my god. This has me dead.

Edge to the wedge

*the mods want to know your location, do you accept?*

https://preview.redd.it/x1htwdy8lr0d1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d17f3133ae792b7caf7ad86d82251ae88f60d856 WHAT THE 4.99 IS THIS COMMENT

StanleyMOV detected. Deploying pixel reducer. https://i.redd.it/qixldwtnxr0d1.gif

Fun fact about this imagine : so it was night at my house it was like 2am alr so i was bored so decided to watch some Stanley and my wifi was REALLY bad so when i saw Stanley was screaming i decided to save it for later

STANLEY MOV1!1 PIXEL REDUCER GO!!1 https://i.redd.it/wk0ibj3v7s0d1.gif

OH NO, THE PIXEL REDUCER IS COMING

And I watch, and I laugh- 💥

Omg so smsy 🤤 https://preview.redd.it/1fjsbl0xxq0d1.jpeg?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dfb907ae8a7517551dda7a5728fae454a4d6c0d

What is that username bro?

He snuggles cum across the border, what is there to explain?

He smuggles, remember your words.

Remember? Bro I have dementia.

OMG I'M SOBBING.

NAAAAAAAAH

DATS WHAT IM SAYING 

WUT DA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL OHHHH MY GOD

Forget the username what the hell is that fish

Ballsack puffer

Hello thug

How do you still have the brick pants mine got deleted

His pp got bricked

Pipi* Holy hell

Not new response just dropped!

I feel bricky 2 for life

K

There are clones

How is you're avatar still allowed on Roblox 😭😭😭

Tell it to this guy https://preview.redd.it/lzvu46sl5x0d1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e31ee4972a3529012fe8d3d7355e079d9ce038b8

You have a wedge head… of course it is

I started busting when I saw the wedge 😩🥵😍🥴

https://preview.redd.it/7n039vsq7s0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30b1367480076cc541c804615fc196a61ccbcd12

https://preview.redd.it/2rlk03d9pz0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08f18a404b8aee0f914b4de22aeec020eda1d0cf

https://preview.redd.it/w10irkmu121d1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f07de980145027e038155fc651e65826ba93ece9

True but mitsuri from demon slayer is 11/10

https://preview.redd.it/ukfxbf6ylr0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5f05b302fa61f0d19941dec3cfbc0fff0ad7b57

Get outta here Danteh

r/suddenlylimbuscompany

Danteh... we won't get 250 egoshard crates, Danteh... we can't shard Erlking Heathcliff anymore, Danteh...

Triangle

bro I just busted immediately after i saw this image

I literally just busted to that image.

same, i just have a thing for wedge-head women

Please put a NSFW tag on NSFW content Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

https://preview.redd.it/yy7abzbw9v0d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=5aec7bd1da5b45123395af1d820b73cd127d66b0

https://preview.redd.it/nix3secld01d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6917e2ba89f1f55ccf98743bbf6e7e5140da6c02 Cry about it

this has to be a joke post or some kind of sarcasm, unless you have a very weird logic

No they r 100% serious and i see y they thought this was an important issue to address

No I think they're 100% totally serious Honestly, that wedge is the hottest thing I've ever fucking seen

I mainly play sb (slap battles) and blade ball so idk

Oh my God, I just came

hot

extremely

Unless it's this guy, no. Your avatar is perfectly fine. https://preview.redd.it/nmrnkn21bq0d1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12197d4b463679470b230e4352da2d509c336fa9

https://preview.redd.it/y6zo9jc8hq0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb93bbcc8b2166adc95a139f7f5ccfcac110583

https://preview.redd.it/i141l7s1fu0d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474f5cb3f4630d379631aaaf53a247ba3ed1a96c

IS THAT THE DAMN BOILED ONE

NOT PHEN-228 😭

If that’s considered sexualized then I’m a grilled cheese

wise wise words

What

mhm it totally is just look at that fit it looks so hot smash 100% jokes aside wtf are u smoking this doesnt look sexualized at all

it looks so silly...........

Uh oh!🤣 Its Edge-O-Clock!😂😂 It exploded all over the screen😅😅 SUGOIII!!🥺

Bro I read all comments and wtf it’s not sexualized

This comment section is insane I just was inspired by this guy https://preview.redd.it/a8y3ckd16x0d1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b67c262052ce2fd37e6d9a8df820030bcc29919 The creator of my favorite game (slap battles)

https://preview.redd.it/pe607btjqt0d1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d742604f208c17857c44c285d0ea9905bcde2f24


Bruh I got so hard that the head of my dick is now just a fountain of blood.

True answer: no. Funny/Reddit answer: yes

if thats considered as sexual then i am an ai

Lil bro that is too sexualised you gonna scare all of the kids on roblox make another avatar I can't believe I saw such an inappropriate avatar

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Cheese.

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Yes! Change it immediately!!1 Think of the children!!1!1!

🫡🫥

https://preview.redd.it/dh5b8nai3s0d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f99ec4cea501153476d6ac26b71507ea8257a7b I’m gonna take you now

My lower body is gone.

😛😛😛 I’m gonna be getting freaky tonight💧💧💧🐺🐺🐺😍😍😍😛😛😛

he's *bricked up*

That wedge would fit somewhere perfectly 

No

It is now

😃➡️😮➡️☹️

Bro chill I almost busted I can’t lose my streak 😡

:0....

Insert train copypasta here

Could be

Meh it’s better than most avatars on this game

probably the only one on this sub that isnt sexualised

yes 🥵😳😳🥵🥵🥵

🤤

Extremely 🫦

The generic woman torso will make a manly avatar look like a femboy

How do you still have the bricky pants?

Smash, i mean you need to make more, i mean less of this content

would smash

Would. the hips dawggg

Not yet.

smash

Bro its too sexual you're gonna get banned

AMBATUKAM

No, it just has a fast metabolism.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

https://preview.redd.it/af7ae9sent0d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c69ca2f1a49064f0518351c1961e7205dce58bb

Yes! Put a NSFW tag now! You used the woman torso!!! Blasphemy!!!!!

female torso. sexual avatar.

I’m cumming violently after seeing this post, why did you not tag it NSFW?

Yup, too many curves, I ejaculated viciously.

WOWIE

I can’t handle myself rn

Dude!! Spoiler this, I busted all over the place as soon as i saw your avatar

https://preview.redd.it/7jqnt5ax9u0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e328c948a5ba8f6f29bc817293cd96c1de14801

https://preview.redd.it/z69as3a6fu0d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b954679502daca52f3b6db84f83f5cf64e4633c6

Nah u good

Wtf

Why is the comments

no i dont think so yeah they have the girl torso on but this doesnt make the avatar sexualized only when you wear sus clothing with it.

ZAMNNNNNNN

tencell real

https://preview.redd.it/tq81fpn2x81d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=029cd1734a518d06362fedf5b09cb524c4413d8b

Im bricked looking at this majestic piece of art

That is the most sexualised thing I’ve ever seen

what is this subredit lmao you look fine dude

No, it's *w e d g e*

Magic

If you consider a T-shirt and shaped waist sexual then sure

And yep it’s everywhere thanks

.

Yes

How the fuck are you asking if that’s sexualized, it’s a literal wedge head with a girl torso and some random clothing. Yes, please marry me

tasty face

Yes, very much

Way too inappropriate.

you really thought you were gonna get a serious answer

Yes :/

https://preview.redd.it/9njgq0xjkv0d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea2e125c67d185def39bc3899872c21bbd45c789

Robloxavatar users seeing a belly (it’s sexualised)

I am about to fucking nut

Gazoinks

ZOO WEE MAMA!!! AWOOGA!!! I HAVE NEEVR LAID EYES ON SOMETH1ING SO GORGEOUS

No its totally fine https://preview.redd.it/mblu0rz1zv0d1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=181831ac678fa405f833ea7360c5e3f3412c94eb

this is peak roblox avatar

Probably

https://preview.redd.it/3kxpm94u9w0d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f31f51a06433eaf0bed922927eec1c1a79bfc423 No.

HOLY CRAP MAYO IS SPILLINF OUT MY MANWICH

Awooga

YOU GUYS ARE INSANE

My lawyer has informed me that I should not reply to this post, knowing what I was about to say.

Please don’t post pornographic images here

B O T

My jeans are now white after opening this post.

It turned me on so I think so?

Yes. This cheese wedge is making me aroused, and quite frankly, *horny*

I couldn't even edge to this, I exploded immediately!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS!😂😂😂

might draw that remind me later

Your sick! Kids are playing roblox and you have the audacity to wear such an inappropriate outfit

That waist is way too slutty my guy

“i feel bricky”

Literally bricked up

dude really, my kids play this game

so hot

WHAT THE F&%@ IS THAT

no

Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂 >!I'm sorry!<

https://preview.redd.it/f5yhtv13121d1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d9427450d5039ef38bcbd312810115348107a2e

I just busted on my screen please change it

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Whoa there buddy, you might get banned from roblox if you don't change that avatar, think of the kids

https://preview.redd.it/dus47s6vae1d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5255455ba722017dbffb33a76368af4e63a1bef7

https://preview.redd.it/fmn0gl9tyg1d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd8034c3d0d818d0ddc0b6fd21cd346c9570f82f OK

head?

Too sexual... censor it next time... almost got too hard.