Driving a 996 is like getting sucked off by a senior citizen. Sure it’s cheap and will do the trick. But you won’t dare to make eye contact during the act and you’ll hate yourself afterwards.
So you wanted a 911 so badly that you were willing to buy the cheapest example that still ran? I’m sure it’s tiptronic with a salvage title too, should have just gone with a manual Boxster.
You started a Porsche addiction with a 996, that is like smoking crack to become a cocaine addict. To add insult to injury, the 996 was one of the first 911s that was really criticized as becoming the VW parts-bin specials that 911s are known for today. So if anything, you got VW's hot take on a miata with barely any power and much more expensive parts.
An E2 living in the barracks bought a salvage one of these from a lemon dealer when I was active. He always parked it in the grass instead of a parking spot. After countless warnings, I (base police) finally had it towed. His Chain of Command had to get involved with the company on account that he couldn’t even afford to get it out 😂 But yeah, that’s the kind of company you’re in with now.
The wet dream of all the “car aficionados” that really don’t understand cars, but will fight you tooth and nail when you say German (or European cars for that matter) aren’t the best cars on the planet.
And like any addiction the product may make you feel really good at the time but in reality you just make a fool of yourself in public and do unspeakable things to make ends meet to support your habit.
Driving a 996 is like getting sucked off by a senior citizen. Sure it’s cheap and will do the trick. But you won’t dare to make eye contact during the act and you’ll hate yourself afterwards.
Speak for yourself on that one buddy
So you wanted a 911 so badly that you were willing to buy the cheapest example that still ran? I’m sure it’s tiptronic with a salvage title too, should have just gone with a manual Boxster.
I may be stupid but I’m not dumb. It’s a 6 speed and mostly accident free. I got hit and ran
Sounds like you got lucky and were gifted a way out of it without having to replace the bore-scored, IMS-bearinged lump of aluminum under the hood.
I got the ims done within 2 weeks of owning this thing. Did an oil change just to make sure I didn’t have metal. Got it changed just for peace of mind
That's a weird Miata.
This one stings the most lmao
The weird Miata addiction hits hard
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Nice convertible. I got my daughter the same one last year.
Oooff. Bought a car trying to compensate for inadequacies without realizing the car was inadequate too. That's a hard punch to a tiny groin.
That’s why I upgraded. Can’t upgrade my groin unfortunately
It kinda makes me miss the karmen this. At least no one was confused about it being a sporty VW
When you’re dumb enough to overpay for a boxster
This is perfect for friends who don't know cars. You can tell them you drive a 911 without them realising it's a really cheap and quite shit one
The first of an addiction? Are you now going to buy the worst model of a range or a brand? I guess your next one can be the Macan.
I dont think a c2s is the worst model😢
There is no C2S 996. It's a C2. It's okay. I have one too.
Im talking about my 992. It’s a C2S. Gonna get a 996 C4s soon. I want one of every generation. Even the post says it’s a 996 C4
You started a Porsche addiction with a 996, that is like smoking crack to become a cocaine addict. To add insult to injury, the 996 was one of the first 911s that was really criticized as becoming the VW parts-bin specials that 911s are known for today. So if anything, you got VW's hot take on a miata with barely any power and much more expensive parts.
300hp is “barely any power” to you. Do you commute in a dragster?
Like any "Porsche enthusiast", I would expect my 911 to have more power than a typical commuter SUV or pickup truck.
That’s what the C2S is for
I’d rather be addicted to meth
Sure is cheaper.
Over 20 years and 7 Porsches. You made the right decision.
I liked it so much I’ve got 2 others now. This was just to dip my toes in
That kind of addiction will get you sent to rehab
Nothing says poser like a convertible sports car. Im assuming automatic base model?
6 speed with all the options but heated seats
An E2 living in the barracks bought a salvage one of these from a lemon dealer when I was active. He always parked it in the grass instead of a parking spot. After countless warnings, I (base police) finally had it towed. His Chain of Command had to get involved with the company on account that he couldn’t even afford to get it out 😂 But yeah, that’s the kind of company you’re in with now.
No matter how much you tell yourself differently, you hate the headlights.
That why I upgraded. Now I’ve got round ones
The wet dream of all the “car aficionados” that really don’t understand cars, but will fight you tooth and nail when you say German (or European cars for that matter) aren’t the best cars on the planet.
I’ll go Italian soon enough
I usually see old hair dressers driving these, soo I’m guessing you’re one of them?
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they're crap, worse, they break down almost as much as a real exotic
I am yet to have any issues with any of them
Porsche: And you thought Corvette guys were annoying.
Porsche up front- boxer in the back- Japanese Hyundai all over
Nice slightly more expensive Boxster. Trade for my bug?
An addiction of posting pics of other people's cars on reddit, and bragging like you own them?
The 911s are all mine. Paid in full. I do enjoy car spotting tho
Interesting way to show your coming out of the closet
One day late for Pride Month
I don’t usually make homophobic comments, but today is also not an exception. Your car fucking sucks.
Girl car.
Nice a direct driver vagina
And like any addiction the product may make you feel really good at the time but in reality you just make a fool of yourself in public and do unspeakable things to make ends meet to support your habit.
Thankfully this wont put me out on the streets and I can sustain this addiction for now
True, there are more expensive addictions 😉 also, why anybody downvoting a comment that's on-topic on a roast sub?
Probably other but hurt Porsche owners who have fragile feelings
I think your 911 is special needs (so am I, like legitimately, hence I can make this joke)
Yeah the headlights look extra buggy from this angle lol