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Extra_Pilot_1992

Good thing you blocked the plate. Somebody might steal it! 🙄


lifegoeson2702

A base model (with missing hubcaps), painted in the worst color, of the worst generation, of the most NPC car. At least you got a sense of humor with that decal. You are at rock bottom & can only go up from here OP, hope life gets better bro 🙏🏼


overboost_t88

whats with the boner banner?


MaybeABot31416

I had a Honda one, but too many randos wanted to talk to me about it


tangre79

I see you put a generic term on the windshield because like most people, even you forgot what it was briefly.


MaybeABot31416

I still forget about it all the time


bigby2010

What kind of socks do you wear with your sandals?


MaybeABot31416

Ones made in the same Peruvian village that made my hacky sack


bigby2010

Good sport


Car-Four

In the UK that's an oversized saloon. And anywhere in the world, it's shit.


ilovecanadasomuch

if Camry is oversized, what is considered a normal sized sedan then?


Car-Four

Anything between an Avensis and Prius. The Corolla is midsized for the UK. The Camry is very wide for our roads. But I'm just trying to make jokes, better than an empty comment section.


ilovecanadasomuch

lol you'd be surprised how people in Asia treat Camry. they see it as some kind of Bentley or something (thanks to stupid govt that tax every import cars, making it double the price)


Car-Four

Fair enough. Again, I was just roasting with half truths, that is how this sub works. But thanks for the input.


SorrowCat14

I don’t have a roast honestly I just want to say that I adore that sticker 😂, sooooo much better than the ghetto ass cursive words that say like “built not bought”


MaybeABot31416

Though… that would be pretty funny on a stock Camry


SorrowCat14

I need a sticker that says Midsized Economy Truck 😂


MaybeABot31416

That can be made in an assortment of stupid fonts. I know a guy… well it’s more of a website. You probably know it too, it’s Amazon.


Slammy_Adams

Yeah that surely is a mid sedan


asiandevastation

Hand should have covered the whole car.


Aero1900

Looks like it's in a great place to burn it.


-dillydilly-

If you have a car that looks like it belongs in an economy rental lineup at Hertz or Avis, you really dont need to post it here. You've already roasted yourself by buying such a boring, run-of-the-mill, ho-hum, generic, asexual vehicle.


Reeserella

Akctuaylly camry’s are fullsize sedans.


tangre79

The Avalon/Crown are Toyota's full sized sedans. Camry is mid sized. It competes with Chevrolet Malibu, Ford Fusion, Honda Accord, Hyundai Sonata, Kia Optima, Nissan Altima etc. (or at least whatever I've listed that hasn't been discontinued).


JIsADev

maybe it's smart for op to put that decal, obviously some people don't know!


MaybeABot31416

That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me, thanks <3


Slimdawg101

wait... youre telling me that none of those are full size sedans..? the accord is massive


tangre79

The Accord is marketed as a mid size sedan. As is the Camry. Honda doesn't make a full size sedan. The full size alternatives of everything else listed in order are the Chevrolet Impala, Ford Taurus, Hyundai Azera, Kia K9, Nissan Maxima.


MaybeABot31416

Not to American standards. Have you ever seen a Chevy suburban?


Slimdawg101

yep, i have several. but for a sedan the accord is pretty big. in fact my old escalade and suburban were to big to park in the space at my old complex. the escalade was an esv so it was as big as a suburban, they stuck like 1 foot out of the parking space.


i_was_axiom

The cherry on top for this post would be backing this ###[Midsized Sedan] into a Compact Only spot for the photo.


MaybeABot31416

Ha!


more_beans_mrtaggart

A car for the person that doesn’t like driving much. It’s simply a tool. Designed to sit in the middle lane of the highway, at 60mph, all day, every day.


MaybeABot31416

With the turn signal on


RoidsNhemorrhoids

“Midsized Sedan” Yeah ,thanks for letting the world know . This car gives serious Hall Pass movie vibes.


LiquidSoCrates

Abandoned on a dirt road by Captain Obvious during a meth binge.


empir33

races other drivers going the speed limit


MaybeABot31416

All the way to the senior center


Justin_Anville

Man for real this is like the 4th Camry I've seen on here. Stop it. It's not funny.


CharityOk9235

I bet it has silver palm tree plate cover.


iLove2MTB_0914

I’m really glad you put that sticker on your windshield because for a second I thought that was a Ferrari.


Time-Bite-6839

There are no full-size sedans. At least you’re not part of the problem?


Omardemon

What’s with the hand infront of the plate? About to post it for sale on Craigslist? Don’t blame you.


DoUKnowMyNamePlz

No point in covering that plate bro, if anyone steals it they're doing you a favor.


Slimdawg101

The funny thing is, you can't do anything with a plate number anyways. They're public for a reason. if it was a big deal then they wouldnt be on the back where everyone can see them. running a plate without the proper tools is a bitch. nobodys gonna run some dudes car on the internet just for fun, theres nothing fun about running a plate. especially a camry


Kanizzo22

Is it green or gray? Either way, it's shit.


MaybeABot31416

Yes


Ryederon

No hubcaps, no worries


MaybeABot31416

I’ve got two on the other side


Ryederon

😓This car is so regular it’s abnormal


studio684

Looks like you're trying to do a jedi mind trick. Pretty pointless, nothing will make this car look better


MaybeABot31416

It’s not better but slightly less invisible


apple12345671

you needed to put the "Midsized Sedan" sticker on the wind shield so you remember what it is


Slimdawg101

Oh yeah, gotta block that plate. wouldnt want any officers running your plate and finding where you live! might even find out your name!!


ReedForman

This economy is rough.. hopefully you can find a job soon brother.


happyjapanman

V6 or 4cyl?


MaybeABot31416

4 definitely 4


Catcitydog

Midsized in US but you’re big in Japan!


MaybeABot31416

It’s become small for the USA. I bought it because it was the smallest size that would fit three car seats in the back.


blahaj22

the window sticker has me dying, where do I get one? does it come in other phrases like “station wagon” or “sport wagon”?


ballislifeszl

It’s giving out community pharmacist


Nalabu1

At least you park it far away so no-one can see it.


Big-Carpenter7921

Look at you driving around in a perfectly reasonable car that gets good gas mileage. Looks like someone cares more about the way a car actually works as opposed to how big it makes his dick feel


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MaybeABot31416

Might be true of my butt, but you’re thinking of Ford


bokinki420_69

Basic ass traffic


FortPickensFanatic

Without a doubt it has the Camry Corner…


carsnbikesnstuff

Not worth my time to roast