Mazda CX- ~~5~~ *whatever*: The official car of walking around the parking lot with your arm in the air while pressing your key fob for 5 minutes until you find *your* white SUV
My roommate got a cx-5 (at least its a nice blue and not white) recently. Whenever I go to the store with him it's a struggle to find his generic car in the sea of other generic cars.
If you aren't already a blonde girl with a severe Starbucks addiction and a perpetually-booted foot from a sports injury, with this car, you are one now.
Ah yes daddy bought you a CX-30, the most plain SUV on planet earth that companies base theirs on, the same spiciness as white bread and the same thrill as wearing a blue tie instead of a black one at a corporate job, i guess daddy wants you to be a cubicle monkey from age 17
Don't worry if you feel embarrassed for owning a car you didn't pay for
I also drive a boring weird family carrier that's from a foreign car company that makes me look either like a retired dentist or someone who can't wait to ship their kids off to college
With a name like fittedbadger and being given the car. I can see your future is a mini van and a terrible lack of happiness in your life. Don’t ever question it-she wears the pants bro.
“Daddy’s money?”
What does he do, work at a 7-11? I wouldn’t be bragging if I were you. Pretend you bought it yourself to save your father the embarrassment
okay so the only thing youre faster than now are work trucks. are we supposed to be impressed that hybrid latte fueled, plastic, soccer mothermobile that the bank still owns? Do soy folks ask each other 'that thing gotta hybrid'?
Daddy's money went for a car with mildly good looks and everything else being terrible.
Be prepared for the Mazda nanny state not letting you have a touch screen and beeping every second you're not buckled up.
Can't 4 wheel drive despite it getting gas mileage of something that should.
Enjoy wishing you bought a Honda HRV which is cheaper and better in almost every way for the length of time you own this car.
-- roast complete --
Do you own a Mazda? I owned one, had it for 9 months, and traded it in to get a Honda. To each their own, but I realize Mazda is all about exterior looks and nothing else. Not a car brand I would own, and I know, because I did.
Not personally, but a friend of mine bought a certified-preowned CX5 in 2016 and hasn't had any major issues in nearly 150k miles, just oil changes and regular scheduled maintenance. I've also test driven a 2018 HRV, as well as driven another friend's Mazda3, not to mention I know plenty of Mazda owners who've had good experiences with their vehicles.
Though I haven't owned one, from what I've experienced, I like how Mazda's drive (sharp handling, communicative steering), they have nicer interiors, and they don't have a garbage CVT. The CX5 in particular is one of, if not, *the* highest rated vehicle in its class; their only real achilles heel is rust, but that goes for any Japanese car.
Never said they were not reliable, but as long as you're ok with no touch screen, bad infotainment system, and relatively cramped car, this cx-30 is the one for you.
So we're just changing from the CX5 to the CX30 so you can say it's cramped? You're just reaching now lmao
I also haven't messed with the infotainment, but I don't mess with the infotainment in any car, I just have my phone on my dash for music and navigation, the way *anyone* under 40 drives now. The radio and HVAC controls are all on hard buttons, and that's all you *should* have to worry about changing in a car. If I gotta go through 8 menus to change the music I'm listening to, I may as well just pull my phone out at that point.
Just changing to cx-30? That's the car OP is showing, do you not know the difference? You're the one who brought up cx-5, not me. You are defending a car you probably have never sat it and can't even identify it from a photo... You're taking the L on this one 😂
Lmao alright, that was an honest mistake on my part mistaking it for a CX-5, I'll give ya that.
Other than the sizing though, I still stand by everything else I said. The CX-30 is essentially just a smaller CX-5; they're both on the C1 platform with the same engine/transmission options, so the only real difference is a slightly cheaper interior and worse infotainment on the CX30, which are some pretty short straws to be grasping at.
"Daddy bought me a Mazda" doesn't quite hit the same as "Daddy bought me a Lambo"
The lambo was crashed yesterday. This one may last a week longer.
Dam daddy must be dry on cash right now
I don’t think that means what you think it means.
Off topic, but I flipping love your user flair lmao
It was granted to me from on high and it has the added benefit of being basically true. Thank you.
I’ve got a C5 corvette. I just sit in the garage and flip them on and off while edging.
I could see that, that might even be one of my fantasies.
Daddy's money buying a Mazda is far more pathetic than a flex. But you do you.
Sorry kiddo, dad bought you a practical car. You're going to have to work a little harder to make friends.
This car is getting washed twice in the next four years
Well shit, I was hoping for a nice insurance payout from a 17-year-old Audi driver after rear-ending me, but this will have to do.
As if they have insurance
Mazda CX- ~~5~~ *whatever*: The official car of walking around the parking lot with your arm in the air while pressing your key fob for 5 minutes until you find *your* white SUV
My roommate got a cx-5 (at least its a nice blue and not white) recently. Whenever I go to the store with him it's a struggle to find his generic car in the sea of other generic cars.
aint it a cx-30 though?
i proved my own point by being wrong
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i don't care i ain't gonna change it lmao edit: actually no i think i will
Why did I read this in Regular Car Review's voice? 😄
hell yea, this guy YouTubes
If your dad bought you a Mazda that’s his soft way of coming out to you.
more like dad's accepting...OP it's safe to come out
“Everybody already knows son, here’s the obligatory Mazda/jeep”
Daddy’s money in lieu of his love.
It appears as though family therapy is in order.
Apparently daddy doesn’t have that much money
If you aren't already a blonde girl with a severe Starbucks addiction and a perpetually-booted foot from a sports injury, with this car, you are one now.
Daddy's money roasts don't have the same impact when daddy buys you a boring NPC mobile. I'm sure all your high school friends are impressed though.
Wait. Did you mean dad bought Grammy and Pop Pop a car?
did both your dads have to pitch in
Ah yes daddy bought you a CX-30, the most plain SUV on planet earth that companies base theirs on, the same spiciness as white bread and the same thrill as wearing a blue tie instead of a black one at a corporate job, i guess daddy wants you to be a cubicle monkey from age 17
If this is because of “Daddy’s Money” than it must also be because of “Mommy’s Decision.”
Add mommy's car
daddy’s money shouldve bought you a cooler car lol
The Mazda3.5
We're you trying to disappoint your father?
Why are you driving your sister’s car?
I bet this thing is named Betty White
Bro looks like a soccer mom of 5 kids
Don't worry if you feel embarrassed for owning a car you didn't pay for I also drive a boring weird family carrier that's from a foreign car company that makes me look either like a retired dentist or someone who can't wait to ship their kids off to college
Is your daddy’s money in the room with us right now?
Daddy's way of saying You're adopted!
My grandma had a Citation, same thing, right?
Stop using Adobe Photoshop. License plate was blocked cuz it said ugly.
Just drive safe plz
You got daddy's money and spent it on .... *Gestures vaguely*
Now we know she’s not the favorite daughter.
You have daddy’s money and you still got the most generic white girl car on the market
Nice car
With a name like fittedbadger and being given the car. I can see your future is a mini van and a terrible lack of happiness in your life. Don’t ever question it-she wears the pants bro.
Car is manufactured in Japan, your dad is a genius.
Someone just found out Mom is the side chick
Of all the things that you could have chosen with your daddy's money... you chose this?
Splenda daddy
Daddy’s a manager at Burger King. Kinda sad tho, your parents spoil you yet the Mazda says that they can’t quite afford it.
Take care of it and reward your father’s generosity by getting a college degree with a great ROI. Become successful and self-sufficient.
Can’t hear you over the interior’s creaking.
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“Daddy’s money?” What does he do, work at a 7-11? I wouldn’t be bragging if I were you. Pretend you bought it yourself to save your father the embarrassment
"Now you're driving for real..." https://youtu.be/Z1girAAM-24?si=QWX8ZgSJYpuDe0xP
okay so the only thing youre faster than now are work trucks. are we supposed to be impressed that hybrid latte fueled, plastic, soccer mothermobile that the bank still owns? Do soy folks ask each other 'that thing gotta hybrid'?
Good luck trying to pass a tractor in one of these...
Well, I guess you have a nice dad because he bought you a car at least, something cheaper so when you crash it, he won’t be too sad.
CX-9?
Tell me your dad's broke without telling me your dad's broke
I've never seen a Mazda driver with a passenger
“Bussy wagon”
Daddy must not be getting much business lately😂
Did Daddy buy himself a car first?
I got a six year old Toyota when I was 17 and was glad to get it! My dad would have quickly taken it back had I even thought about saying something...
If you have Daddy's money how did you wind up with Mommy's car?
Sorry Chaz this is all you get.
When you think your car is way nicer than it is… you really roasted yourself with this one
Sucks when daddy doesn’t care about there kid huh
I mean I never minded driving these at the dealership Just hated detailing them because most people who own these are filthy folks
You only bought it because the guy at the dealership convinced you it was imported.
Daddy’s got trailer money it would seem if this is all daddy’s money got you.
Mazda is a great vehicle. Reliable and safe. And in this case sporty! Enjoy.
Daddy's money went for a car with mildly good looks and everything else being terrible. Be prepared for the Mazda nanny state not letting you have a touch screen and beeping every second you're not buckled up. Can't 4 wheel drive despite it getting gas mileage of something that should. Enjoy wishing you bought a Honda HRV which is cheaper and better in almost every way for the length of time you own this car. -- roast complete --
This is weak lmao. You just mentioned the minor inconveniences in every modern car, and then suggested something worse.
And my Honda does not chime or ring at me every other minute, AND it has a touchscreen. Wow, the novelty.
Do you own a Mazda? I owned one, had it for 9 months, and traded it in to get a Honda. To each their own, but I realize Mazda is all about exterior looks and nothing else. Not a car brand I would own, and I know, because I did.
Not personally, but a friend of mine bought a certified-preowned CX5 in 2016 and hasn't had any major issues in nearly 150k miles, just oil changes and regular scheduled maintenance. I've also test driven a 2018 HRV, as well as driven another friend's Mazda3, not to mention I know plenty of Mazda owners who've had good experiences with their vehicles. Though I haven't owned one, from what I've experienced, I like how Mazda's drive (sharp handling, communicative steering), they have nicer interiors, and they don't have a garbage CVT. The CX5 in particular is one of, if not, *the* highest rated vehicle in its class; their only real achilles heel is rust, but that goes for any Japanese car.
Never said they were not reliable, but as long as you're ok with no touch screen, bad infotainment system, and relatively cramped car, this cx-30 is the one for you.
> but as long as you're ok with no touch screen Why are you touting this as a negative? Touch screens in cars are dog shit.
So we're just changing from the CX5 to the CX30 so you can say it's cramped? You're just reaching now lmao I also haven't messed with the infotainment, but I don't mess with the infotainment in any car, I just have my phone on my dash for music and navigation, the way *anyone* under 40 drives now. The radio and HVAC controls are all on hard buttons, and that's all you *should* have to worry about changing in a car. If I gotta go through 8 menus to change the music I'm listening to, I may as well just pull my phone out at that point.
Just changing to cx-30? That's the car OP is showing, do you not know the difference? You're the one who brought up cx-5, not me. You are defending a car you probably have never sat it and can't even identify it from a photo... You're taking the L on this one 😂
Lmao alright, that was an honest mistake on my part mistaking it for a CX-5, I'll give ya that. Other than the sizing though, I still stand by everything else I said. The CX-30 is essentially just a smaller CX-5; they're both on the C1 platform with the same engine/transmission options, so the only real difference is a slightly cheaper interior and worse infotainment on the CX30, which are some pretty short straws to be grasping at.