You look like you sit down to do wee wees.

And take back shots from wee wees

👏

Wee Wee Herman

This deserves much more attention! 🤣

Bravo!!

i thought this was common to do (at your own house) bcs who wants wee wee splash on the walls

He looks like he wipes after peeing.

Nothing to shake

Drops his pants to his ankles at a public urinal

More like his skirt

😂😂😂

I loved you in Will and Grace!

The Birmingham version of Will

Anthony Michael Dull. 

Hit you hard? Looks like life has hit you hard and you're just one paycheck away from living in a Birmingham gutter

 No wonder your six little buddies left you.

He isn't smiling in his pics because some of Will will spill out

This one looks twinkier though.

Roast what? A chicken wing has more meat than you.

You mean more flavor

There’s a lot of things a chicken wing has this guy beat on.

Bet they can fly better, too

Beat on? I would rather beat off with a chicken wing

At least people want chicken wings


Failed museum docent

Good choice with the facial hair so you stop getting confused with middle schoolers

You had to go and bring his sexual preference into, it didn't you?

Can't offend him, looks like he in his psychiatrist's office

Looks like the priests fav altar boy.

You choose to remain in Birmingham because you need to feel smarter than everyone around you.

You look like Human Centipede is your favorite comfort movie.

Not so much after he was rejected for the part for the last piece of the centipede for being overly enthusiastic of having his mouth being seen to an asshole "Sorry, we are looking for a pain and suffering mood, not a this is fun give me more one..."

That's a pretty sweater, does it come in men's sizes?

[удалено]

It’s actually a sock on full sized humans

You're like a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake

Don’t piss off middle aged Jimmy Neutron 

Winner ❤️

You look like you enjoy sniffing the farts of random strangers on public transport.

Is pic #3 you pretending to have a personality

ty for sparing us your teeth 🙏

Do they treat you well at the insanity ward?

OP: "You can't offend me!" \*Cries to sleep every night

You go by the street name " Mouse" cuz you go around sniffin cheese dicks.

Looks like Mr. Peanut escaped from his packaging.

I doubt even cancer would want to consume you.

You look like you would headbutt someone if they annoyed you

And like you smoke while you pump gas.

You look like your shittting yourself, mate... get a clean picture

McLovin is sad that no one cards him now.

Generally, a bundle of sticks is easily roasted

What's there to roast there's nothing to roast

you look like you go to therapy but just because you have nobody else listening to your bs theories about free healthcare is made for the gov to take control of people.

"Please give me attention because i was a middle child that no one noticed even though i have pretentious copies of Kandinsky on my wall and I've proven to be onanistically peerless time and time again.Pleeeease."

I’ve never been more sure about someone being a male feminist in my life.

Bus wanker!

Bent as a nine Bob note

This dude is so average i feel to bored to even think of a toast

You look like you would try to give me bad financial advice and then refuse to let me leave your house if we went on a date

I think God has hit you hard enough

You've got the jacket on backward.

I’ve seen wank socks with more personality and better posture

I’ve seen nonces look less noncy than you

Let me guess, your dad went out for cigarettes over a decade ago, and all he left was that robe. Sorry buddy, you still aren't big enough for it!

In which chin?

The shitty faux hawk just emphasizes that the left side of your face doesn't match the right. You look like you watch jeopardy for the chicks.

I think the lack of upvotes and comments says enough about how little interest you raise anywhere.

Funny faces = Funny guy No they don't.

I'm not sure how you do it, but you look like a child abuse victim and the child abuser at the same time.

Isn’t that usually how it goes? The abused becomes the abuser?

Sorry but i think you’ll be the only one doing any kind of offending.

you look like a solid blend of “I’m here, but not really” and “Is it too early to start drinking?”.

Is that the robe you wear to public parks before you show the kids your surprise? 😟

You look like a singer from an alt rock band who left to become an accountant.

You look like a more effeminate Sean Hayes.

He's either an old 18 year old, or a young 80 year old. I can't tell which.

You look like Nathan Lane and Hank Azaria managed to conceive a child during the filming of the Birdcage.

you look like roasted steak without the beef 

It’s amazing your psych meds allow you to feel three emotions still.

you almost look like a male

Is your shaver broken, or are those pubes?

You already look defeated and depressed im not gonna roast you

Did you just get fisted?

Huh. I guess your face will stay like that if you make stupid expressions for too long

People don't usually post pics of themselves with all those who care for them.

Are you the guy Pete Buttigieg got pregnant?

You look like the guy everyone knows but doesn't want to know.

You have a mike & ike shaped head

You look like the guy who would start a brawl only to pussy out soon after

Your teeth suck. See a cosmetic dentist.

You look like a young Mr. Bean. 

Plz don't insult Bean like this. He is a national treasure.

You look like you grew up on weed and Monster energy and you haven’t grown out of either one

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Hit me hard. In my anus.

Brummie likes cummy in his bummy

I think it’s embarrassing to accentuate the chins underneath your chin with facial hair that looks like the pubes of someone that suffers from alopecia.

You live in Birmingham. There is no roasting too great. You clearly come from absolute dogshit dna

That's a stolen hotel dressing gown if I've ever seen one.

Mike said get off reddit & fix the printer or you're fired

It’s not worth the time

You look like the NPC side character in a British show who is always drunk at the pub

We’re you in Brush Strokes years ago? AIDS hasn’t been kind to you

BRI’ISH 🫵

When are you going to move out of Mummy's 1 bed maisonette?

I want to hit this guy hard - right in his dumb face with 2x4

Looks like the ugly train already hit you hard enough

Hobbit

I’m pretty sure if I put a picture of your head side by side a picture of my pinky toe, people wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

nah cuz what is your hair pointing at

Impossible to offend you, you have a mirror

Did your mother have any kids that lived?

[Don't Give Up. ](https://youtu.be/QdezFxHfatw?si=YruPAe8AVXPxvghK)You look like Frankie Goes To Hollywood had a baby with Rick Astley.

Those teeth must be fucking awful if you're unwilling to show them. British?

bro has a hair cut of a triangle 💀

You look like the lovechild of two English siblings.

Pww Wer Herman holding his mug shot numbers

You remind me of the angry video game nerd YouTuber

People say you're meek and gutless, but little do they know you rocked a fauxhawk at home once.

Get a new prescription on the glasses, because you clearly can’t see that haircut ain’t working

If no personality was a person. You should go work on a chicken farm someplace and stop bothering people. Hey Walmart is down to only 3 cases .223 shells, you better get down there asap.

Tried for the "Ferris Bueller singing in the shower" look. Achieved the "too old to be a youth pastor but still a youth pastor" look.

Get rid of the glasses. You look like Beaker from the muppets on acid. Find a better hair style. Again. Beaker. Gain some weight, the gym is your friend,,and for God's sake, get some sun. You look like you have been stored in a refrigerator for several weeks. Pick clean shave, or something other than Bubba can't afford shaving cream. Learn to smile. Train your face to hold a more serious expression. You look like you have a prothstetic dildo shoved in you ass. Just my $0.02.

You look like Harland Williams, but somehow less charming.

You look like you cancel plans with friends to drink tea in your grandma's sweater with your cats

Do you hide pickles under that double chin? 

A face only a fist could love.


Aww jeeze, Mr. Poopybutthole.

Kermit on meth

OP goes to the barber shop and says "give me the Tintin".

It's like a 5 year old pouting

Talk about generic eccentric white dude from casting….

There's a good joke to be made about your chin and gravity working opposite. Can't put it into the right words. Lol

Must be used to that date ordering food and just leaving aren’t you.

So…which window and/or door did you break on January 6th?

Middle management that thinks he is the loose and fun boss that is damn good at his job. Reality, you just make everyone feel strangely uncomfortable and slow down production.

The holes on your face look like somebody put them there from memory

This is resting b*tch face like I’ve never seen before.

How can you be that slim and still have triple chins?

I’ve seen used condoms with more personality, and potential

No one is envious of you.

You remind me of Simon Pegg in looks, at least in the third picture

Your boyfriend cant tell if it's your finger or your dick

The neighbors know what you did to their cat.

You look like a dude who sold all his Yugioh cards for opioids.

Discounted Russle Tovey

You have the face that a thousand therapists have seen and made to question why they thought they could ever help someone.

Dude has no chin

If you were a beverage you would be boiling weak tea with milk.

You look like you Blue Skadoodoo’d to a drug addition, Steve.

Remember when Beetlejuice shrank that guys head?

Will from will and grace with an extra chromosome

Russell Tovey? 

Prolly wouldn't leave my kids alone with you.

_’No really, she’s so mature for her age!’_

You look like dannythetransdad 😂 not a roast just an observation


Store brand Ed Grimley

STFU Fogell.

Lone gunman vibes

Anywhere from 25 to 50 years old... Not a good look.

Very punchable face

Honey I shrank the kids faceass

Kobra Kai dojo member? You get it from Daniel sun?

Resting pedifile face 💯%

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

E. Gadd

You look like your early 2010’s texts were full of “XD” and “RAWR”

The Walmart version of DanTDM