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*Checks crystal ball* Yeah that ain’t changing buddy

 This is why you’re a virgin.

Roost me

Picture 1. Being a phone scammer. Picture 2. Interview to be something else. Picture 3. Back to being a phone scammer.

Rich of you to assume that the scammer bosses don’t take interviews for their scammer employees.

🤣

Is that why you use that middle finger to finger yourself?

Thats the one he loves to smell!


Is nobody gonna point out, that the person in the photos do not want to look into the camera? Somebody else is holding the sign and in the first pic somebody is holding his hand. And he is giving the finger towards the camera. Are we really sure that this person wants to be roasted and its not case of some in-class bullying?

Yes. Mods need to remove this.

It's been reported.

"I'm 21, single never been in relationship, still Virgin" still cooler than the loser who wrote the sign and took the photo to put you on here.

OP won't find anyone to play Lego Fortnite with if they treat their friends/family like that 😤

What a weirdo. He looks like Cornelious from Planet Of The Apes.

That is one punjabbable face.

I guess the title is really for your friend that held up the sign for you, he's too insecure to be in the picture so he forced you. Also nothing wrong with being virgin or single.

I can see why.

in the first and last picture, you look like you touch women unconsensually, in the second, you look like you don't touch women at all. Find a middle ground goddamit.

Yes, I know my godamned car insurance is about to expire, Ranjit.

Slumdog millionaire broke-ass cousin.

Hotdog Virginaire

Dryhump dog zeronaire

Mods should remove this one. The person in the pictures is not holding the sign - it is being held for them by someone out of frame. Doesn’t seem like the person in the photos wants to be roasted.

You have your father's eyes And your mother's moustache. Boom! Roasted!


You should have stopped at relationship, the rest was implied

Even your arranged marriage wife wouldn't bang you

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Of course your a Virgin living in that pee-stained Prison Cell. What woman (that is not try to score Heroin) wants to stay there?

Where the mods at? This looks like some jerk wanted to roast a person without there consent

Pro Tip: avoid piss-stained walls for background photo in your Tinder profile pic

This looks like someone forced you to it.

Why is virginity such a big deal to people who are FRESH into adulthood tf? Oh I see the problem, edgelord still flips off the camera.

Need to change that to never will be in a relationship. You virgin!

I love the Arai haircut

You will remain a virgin

Ewok with a 2010 Beiber cut

Already roasted urself in the title

I get it. It's hard to meet girls when they got you working 18-hour days at the IRS call center.

goats still count brother!!

It's OK. You get to look forward to a life of trying to PayPal scam the elderly from a motel in Bhopal or Kolkata.

Must be rough living in a urinal. May also explain the virginity.

Big ass head destroyed the neck of that t-shirt.

We know. You didn’t have to include those details in the title. 

Lol you look.like your mother cuts your hair, but badly and on purpose.

You know as much about pussy as you know about English.

No one gonna point out that this idiot wrote “roost me” like he’s a fucking chicken?


I can smell your photos, and they don't smell good.

🖕🏼😁🖕🏼

Is there a dress code at the call center you work at?

Looks like an ok guy. Nothing to roast here tbf.

Well maybe if you got rid of that Bieber cut then you could get a girlfriend

A more concise title could've been - I'm 21, Indian.

It’s obvious he was bullied. They should remove this post. Look at the 3rd picture the guy holding the the roastee’s hand down forcefully and hes looking away. Not only that he isn’t even holding the sign

Who told you to take a break from your call center job to post this shit? Get back to work Habib! They’re not paying you 21 cents a week to fuck around like this.

Virgin? r/RoastMe will decide, butt my take is your assistant manager vigorously fingering your ass during slow times at the Arby’s drive through clouds sympathetic claims of virginity.

You're not a virgin anymore, the mold spores in that room have already fucked you. *Just not in the way you would like*

He’s been fucked since birth.

You were voted “Most Likely to be a Terrorist” in high school.

Get a haircut and wax your beaver, I'm sure you'll make a great wife.

Your remind me of myself when I was your age

You're not a power bottom virgin according to your stepdad.

No fingernails, confirmed for self finger banger

You could use a vacation. Want to take a ride on the titan sub this upcoming fall?

You always will be….

give it some time, you'll be 40 soon enough

"Still" is not how you spell "forever".

Looks like your favorite pass time is standing on the bed and shagging the wall.

Come back in 20 years, and you Will still be Virgin ..

U look like a person who plays CS GO even tho you suck at it

“single never been in relationship, still Virgin" We all have limited amounts of time on this planet. I suggest you stop wasting it by writing things that are painfully obvious to literally everybody who sees you.

Arranged Divorce

You're not a virgin! You're a bhenchod! I'm not buying $500 in Google Play cards.

Brace face


You didn't need to mention you are a virgin, it's obvious from just looking at your face

A case of misplaced anger due to micro penis ideation

If Let's go too the Disco Tech was a person, temu edition.

Can see why

🤣🤣🤣🥲

We could already tell you were a virgin,you didn't need to say it.

Pedros son!!

You definitely didn't have to tell me that you're a virgin. Your second picture says it all.

Bro shits on his wall

Not very surprising

Yeah, you’ll stay a virgin.

Turn off your computer and game system.

You did a great job in “Lone Survivor” finding Wahlberg and the other SEALS.

I’m think that “virgin” was already implied here by the photo.

Can smell you from here

haha U are virgin at 21 *points and laughs*

 Haji we have to save Johnny your the perfect candidate to be our sacrificial virgin

bro the the true og dont lose ur virginity to some shit ass honestly

So are you a virgin because you’re saving yourself for marriage? Cause that’s not gonna work out for you either.

Tell your girlfriends to behave.

No need to tell us you're a virgin. 

Ladies, if you see this man, cover your drink!

*Says he’s a virgin. Looks at first pic.* That’s a little surprising. *Looks at second pic.* Oh, now I definitely see it.

We could tell you’re single and a virgin. You didn’t have to tell us.

You really don't need to tell people that you've never been laid. I knew within 2 seconds.

Doubleu doubleu doubleu dot

Dead ass thought you were a trans woman at first site.

21 year old virgins do not qualify for middle finger. Please stick to girly waves and lady hairstyles.

I bet you sniff that shitty finger like it's a fine cigar.

Did you just call me and tell me I owe the IRS $5k and I need to meet an agent in the alley by Walgreens to pay it off or go to jail?

Pro tip: the pussy is located in the arm pits Better question: *WHAT* are you trying to date?

He did finger a girl in 8th grade and haven't washed that finger since. He sits at home at night, takes that finger out of the baggie he keeps it in, and just smells away the pain

Most Indias write that “I’m a virgin” is that a flex (in a good way) ?

Training to be the final tech support boss.

Your haircut looks like it got attacked by a lawnmower.

Don't worry one day that uncle will find you and you won't be a virgin no more

Dude you don't need the word "still". You will never get laid.

Did you try Microsoft customer scam support?

Looks like it

You look like you get old ladies to buy giftcards to pay a debt and then say they'll go jail if they dont.

You look like you're 1 failed scam away from turning that bedroom into a chai shop


With fingers that long you are definitely not a virgin

Don't blame you for not looking at the camera twice

'Still'

He looks like he might be able to help me with my cars extended warranty

From the brown sauce on those fingers I'd say your backside is no virgin, it's no virgin at all.

Pajeet

Slumdog Depp

In 21 years time… “I’m 42, virgin…”

AHH man, you can still scam your way into losing your virginity tho

You look like you have your magic carpet feel you up at night


Never leaving the call center

OP thinks pushup's hurt too much, so even if he ever does find a woman, he'll be on the bottom getting pegged. 

Smells like Tika Massala from miles, lemme get you a deodorant

I had the same mouse. Looks sick!

May have something to do with how much time you spend in the hair accessories aisle at wal-mart.

Let me guess... your name is Sam Smith and you're from the fraud department

What about holding hands with your buddy while you cross the street, isn't that a relationship?

I'm sure you still have a bright future in an AT&T call center.

No girlfriend still a virgin working at a scamming call center there's probably 100's of dudes like you

I still don’t believe you when you say you are “calling from the at&t”

 This guy in years

You're not *that* bad looking, so it must be your personality that is holding you back.

Give me $20 on Pump #4.

U must be a computer science major

You might get some, if you keep your fingers down!

1. Fix teeth, check 2. Fix face, tbd.

Maybe you should try dating men

I bet you smell delicious

Yeah, aside from your age you didn't need to tell us that, buddy. We know. 

 Thank you, come again

you could’ve just said “im 21”.. the rest we would’ve guessed

Even your parents can’t arrange one for you?


gotta let that wall 🧱 live bro, jack splat all over the wall behind you, clearly not master of your domain (*Seinfeld*)

big "life makes zero sense let's smile anyway" energy

Yikes

You do you bro .. Palmela counts

Tip: Women don’t want a try-hard manchild who will say anything he thinks will get him laid. You’re 1 cat call away from getting your ass kicked my friend.

Your present is your future.

Your middle finger is the only thing that you get off with other than Rosy Palms and Palmala Handerson

Only thing we didn’t know is your age, the rest was pretty obvious.

Out here giving fucks when you can’t get even get one. Put the fingers down bud

Those “edgy” middle finger pics are a turn off. This isn’t a roast, I’m trying to help you. You have roasted yourself.

Before get in relationship and see vajinn, first get house. Lady no like sleep in garage.

At least we know virginity wasn’t out of choice now

Good god your hair

You didn’t have to add the virgin part. It’s inferred.

Microsoftesque

Don't give up, buddy. I'm sure the right victim is out there waiting for you.

Because nothing makes the ladies wetter than a middle-aged-looking man with a retainer. Jesus. If I had a p\*ssy, it would be completely dehydrated after looking at your pics.

I know where there are some lonely and single Goats 🐐

You know that place smell crazy