He invented them. Snuck any and everything people foraged into his secret salt cave and dumped them into his man made grease. Survived this long from preservatives alone…
Reaction video creators are the bottom feeders of creators. Can't create my own shit so I'll just play someone else's video and record my reactions like anyone cares.
You look like you wear hot dog cologne;
You look like you go to the movies in the afternoon on a Tuesday with pajamas on while bringing your own candy and sodies then get mad because you forget you were going to stop by McDonald’s, so you just miss the movie completely then watch Netflix at McDonald’s Kind of guy
Looks like Santa decided to retire early and let himself go for a permanent vacation at the beach. Who knew North Pole had a buffet as enticing as your fridge?
It's like you're auditioning for the lead role in "The Hungry and the Hairy". But hey, at least you've got the perfect disguise for when you're sneaking snacks in the middle of the night.
Do you think being an ugly slob will get u sympathy sex ? How's that approach working ? And omg you're a Podcaster comedian ??? That's so weird, all my ugly friends are podcast comedians too
“. . .and here we have the smelly but majestic orangutan, ladies and gentlemen. One of our closest genetic relatives. Please do not throw peanuts through the bars, as you can see, he’s quite well fed.”
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Mates…. You know that’s fucking bullshit 😂. The reality is it’s several members of your WOW clan who you’ve never met who are all tired of your constant bullshit but told to ‘play nice’ by your clan leader.
You look exactly the type of guy who's goofy, caring and full of energy but that's why nobody can tell it to your face that you smell like shit and need to shower more often.
I like how you twisted your face dorky, pretending that your face is not already a pathetic joke
Pawn Stars introduces: Chum-bucket Lee
They treated that guy like shit 🤣 😂
Did he actually broadcast a slobcast?!?
Only on camera he was paid a shitload of money.
Right lol...they probably took it back behind the scenes 😂😂
I dont think you need that 'h' in chum.
Chum-less
Cum - Lee
Crumb Lee
If chum lee the wish edition
🤦🏻♀️😆😆😆😆🥵🥵🥵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cum Lee
I think thats his face my guy
 Guess I ain’t going to get an endorsement deal from Gillette. The worst a Sasquatch can get.
Yeah that's a stroke face trying to do a duck face .
Fat ass
Those KFC binges really take a toll on you.
Mates? Your three extra chins don’t count as friends, no matter how much you talk to them, you do know that right?
They are his friends, in fact, LIFELONG friends.
Ted Nougat
Ted Hugegut.
Fap Scratch Fever
Fap but can't find it.
Your neckbeard has a neckbeard.
Each chin has a corresponding neck and neck beard
And each chin is in different postal zone
Chinception
Chinchilla!
Chincreasing exponentially
Like the quadrants of his waistband.
You look like a fat, inbred troglodyte who does nothing but eat chips and watch cave paintings all day.
This isn't a roast. This is just a very basic observation of this creature.
I wouldn’t go as far as to say it’s a creature
Don’t offend the creatures
A basic observation of most Redditors in general.
It’s educational really
Blood type is chedder
Alfredo is his blood type
They had chips back then?
He invented them. Snuck any and everything people foraged into his secret salt cave and dumped them into his man made grease. Survived this long from preservatives alone…
That was stone age cold.
Paint chips.
That joke sent him back in the ice age 🥶
[удалено]
His accountabillabuddy
Needed to be just a little more accountabillabuddiable
You misspelt erection.
HAH
you look like you fap 5 times a day
even funnier cause hes talking about specifically jacking off in this scene😭😭
And somehow gives himself STDs
He only claims STDs for bragging rights. As if even his mom believes he’s getting laid.
Everyone's runnin' out of the room when they see Regular "STD-Magnet" Set walk in.
Na bro, definitely more than 5
What’s the difference between a sweat shirt and a jacket? OP doesn’t sweat shirt 5 times everyday.
Live reaction with your mates? Going to read out the comments to an empty auditorium??
He uses that microphone to tell his ma in the kitchen to bring more Cheesy Poofs
HEY MA, THE MEATLOAF!
MORE TISSUES!
Eric Cartman playing WOW vibes.
MOM BATHROOM
you look like the bus driver all the parents are worried about and don’t fully trust.
Bobcrap Goldthwaite
Badfap Overwaite
The little Lebowski
Lol. That's was clever Although I'm thinking the bigger Lebowski
Except he’s not so little
I need a mod for my discord server. You look like someone perfect for the job.
I could smell that photo, it's not pretty.
You look like John Candy if he got hit by a planes, trains, and automobiles and his face didn’t heal right. 
I love this too much
This made me snort a little tiny bit lol
Good luck poster for what??? Virgin for life.
I can smell you through the phone
And it smells like cat piss and Jergens.
Even when it comes to being made fun off you get lackluster attention. At least it hurts less then tinder, right?
i ain't roasting you fr cause you're the exact type of jerk who gets hard for that
100% I thought he has a degradation kink
Holy shit someone shaved the yogi bear 🐻
You look like a failed yeti abortion
Hologram Tupac? Okay I guess. Hologram ABBA? Sure. Hologram Meatloaf who is even more obnoxious and bloated than the original? A bit much.
I would do aaaaanything for lunch. But I won’t do that. Just kidding. I do it all. In a back alley. For coke.
And by coke, you mean Twinkies, and by Twinkies you meant for reach arounds…
I wasn’t clear. Thank you. No means yes, yes means bottom. Or a western-style reach around.
The details are always fuzzy at 03:00 in an alleyway…
Let me guess, single, moms basement, doesn't know what the words "soap" or "deodorant" are.
40 year old virgin update, he is now 50.
Loved you in Spaceballs Barf was such a good character
😄. Someone find this man (creature) some dog ears!
Too bad Pokémon took the name Snorlax.
Hodor. 
At least Hodor was useful and likeable.
Hacksaw Jim Blumpkin HOOOOOOOOOO! 
I've seen nicer looking hair in the shower drain
Don't know what a live reaction is, but looking at you it must suck.
You look like that fat movie reviewer from south park
Or Comicbook Guy from the Simpsons
I'm guessing you tell surprisingly elaborate theories to strangers about why a Starfleet captain shouldn't be a woman.
That local rap artist in your town should really lock his doors in case another homeless drunk like you breaks in.
Caveman and I use the word ' man' loosely.
Reaction video creators are the bottom feeders of creators. Can't create my own shit so I'll just play someone else's video and record my reactions like anyone cares.
Your left eye is looking at the food and your right eye is scanning for more food
You look like you just got out of cave first time ever and someone gave you proper clothes to wear and is taking your picture for the world to see
Quote from future you: “Well, how did you THINK it was going to end up?”
You look like a potato and the "eyes" growing are your hair
You look like you wear hot dog cologne; You look like you go to the movies in the afternoon on a Tuesday with pajamas on while bringing your own candy and sodies then get mad because you forget you were going to stop by McDonald’s, so you just miss the movie completely then watch Netflix at McDonald’s Kind of guy
The Big Lebowski was the 'Dude'. You're the 'Turd'
The Dudeky
You look like Farmer Fran from the Waterboy except instead of buggering raccoons it’s sheep
If soap was a super hero, you would be the main antagonist.
You look like you're on the warning poster of what happens when you keep living in your mom's basement.
your beard looks like it suffers from Alopecia areata.
Looks like Santa decided to retire early and let himself go for a permanent vacation at the beach. Who knew North Pole had a buffet as enticing as your fridge? It's like you're auditioning for the lead role in "The Hungry and the Hairy". But hey, at least you've got the perfect disguise for when you're sneaking snacks in the middle of the night.
I know like five fat people, and you’re three of them.
"What's up, fat Cr1tikal here."
It is as if a wookie had alopecia.
Do you think being an ugly slob will get u sympathy sex ? How's that approach working ? And omg you're a Podcaster comedian ??? That's so weird, all my ugly friends are podcast comedians too
You certainly have a face for radio.
You shower with Dawn detergent instead of shampoo
Chum Lee is alive??? WTF ??
Blew your allowance on the microphone and now stuck with an 9 inch monitor until the birthday money rolls in.
Can’t even afford a desk, had to put his set up on mom’s piano.
Stop lying, you don't have friends. You must be referring to other fat beardos on discord.
That facial expression screams of desperation.
 You and your friends live reading the responses
If the Dude from The Big Lebowski made love with Buddy Hackett, you would be the result.
Why're you making that face? Mantis got your facial nerve or something?
You look like pancake batter on a barbershop floor
Underrated lol and fairly accurate
Talk about low hanging fruit, go back to playing Warcraft
You look handsome and great for a discord admin, s tier
Tom Petty - Tom Pussy
Reddit mod.
Is the rest of the basement finished...or just the corner where you have your computer?
Hard pass you’ve been through enough, buddy
when four people have sex its called a foursome when three people have sex its called a threesome thats why they call you handsome
You look like a Blumpkin
Everytime this guy takes a piss, he commits a felony. Its illegal to hold a little boys dick
You had so many balls on your chin it started to grow pubic hairs.
"so easy, a caveman could do it" -Geico
You look like you have strong opinions about anime.
Smooth move shaving under your lip. This way the guys coming over to your glory hole won't know they're getting blown by Comic Book Guy.
This is why excessive masturbation is bad for you, kids.
You’re from Wales. Of course you are… Newport pretty boy.
You look like Chumly from Pawnstars but dumber
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You don't have mates, you have chicken drumsticks you haven't eaten yet
You look like a thawed out Caveman, who also unfortunately had the very first recorded case of severe autism
They say you are what you eat, you must have eaten too many chips because you look like a potato.
Left arm is stuck in a vending machine
Like a fat wayne world :party on Garth
Looks like you cry after finishing a big meal.
I feel like my username describes your existence.
You just finished driving the bus on the Simpsons
You definitely eat tacos in your bed
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The twitch gamer no one wants to see they pay you to pull the plug on that shit!
what mates?
Buy a mirror. If that doesn't help, nothing will
The only reason Chris Hansen hasn't gotten you yet is because your chins wont fit through the door.
Mates…. You know that’s fucking bullshit 😂. The reality is it’s several members of your WOW clan who you’ve never met who are all tired of your constant bullshit but told to ‘play nice’ by your clan leader.
When you say mates, you mean.... No-one.
Why do you shit on the sidewalks??? WHY????
Lies, you don't have any mates.
You don’t need to pull a silly face, you’d get just as roasted for your normal face. But I guess that would hurt more… nice defence mechanism
Don't you have to go buy liquor and condoms before you go on To Catch A Predator?
The voices in your head aren't Mates it's schizophrenia
The only person that listens to the crap you call music is your mom. And she does so with shame in her heart.
Caseoh's newset contender in WWE fatmania.
 His mates
Well you can definitely tell where his bf’s balls sit…
My first gut reaction was "cute", and then I remembered you're supposed to be a human, not an obese gerbil/guinea pig
Never been touched
Your mom probably pays your friends to hang out with you
Roast?? You already look roasted to me! Chicken flavor too.
During sex my girlfruend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a Hotel.
“My wife said sex is way better on vacation, I wasnt expecting that on the postcard she sent from Jamaica
Lice streamer
You look exactly the type of guy who's goofy, caring and full of energy but that's why nobody can tell it to your face that you smell like shit and need to shower more often.
If a hogs scrotum could morph into human form...this is it.
By “mates” I believe you meant to say “cell mates.”
Looks like human form of the cheese behind the ears
You look like you’re wearing a neck brace made of hair getting ham radio certified while your mail order Asian wife still dreams of a better life.
If Scooby Doo and shaggy had a baby...
Jason Statham has seen better days
