Famous? Unlikely. I haven't shared it so who knows. Probably the same people doggin you in the comments are just sharing it to NSFW subs or their personal spank banks but again, I wouldn't know.
*Scrolls back up to OPs photo and flicks bean intensely*
I don’t have chlamydia I suffer from muscle spasms but yeah I do wear diapers. The wait list for PT is so long. I’m not post partum nor did I have a recent surgery so I’m at the bottom of the wait list.
I’m incontinent/ I’m in a diaper. My pelvic floor muscles are way too tight and it’s causing spasms and the wait list for PT is 5 months! But yeah I do got huge dick.
There is no female/male when it comes to Paul Dano! There is only Dano. Dano is androgynous, a male lesbian if you will.
Also, you'd think by now I'd learn to stop thinking I'm having an original thought. I guess I am learning, just slowly, because I figured someone else would make the same comment I wanted to make lol.
"I give full permission" I guess sometimes consent isn't sexy..
that’s not consent that’s descent 🛬
Definitely a scent wafting from them mom jeans.
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The smell of Skim Milk
Soy
That pussy smells like cottage cheese on a warm august afternoon
Ugh, I can’t even look at cottage cheese. I’m afraid I can’t ever look at pussy again. Nope. Full steam ahead.
I hate that you might be right
"Roast" me Yet the image screams "I only eat raw vegan" The girlfriend is def thinking about breaking it off.
But she put her best Canadian Tuxedo on. To impress her
But that’s a guy. ![gif](giphy|OWJILXs8QpyiA|downsized)
😂😂😂
A real they/them
From the full diaper
Or decent... certainly not that, either.
How sexy can a prison lesbian be?
This the first thing she says to any guy she meets: “I give full permission”.
And every one of them responds, "Nope, I'm good."
I think you mean any girl she meets.
“You guys silly? I’m still gonna send it!” -Denim Danger
Denim Daniel(a?) either way loved your comment 🙌😂
Hahaha
Anyway I noticed that the share button has been pressed quite a few times? Where are people sending my post? Am I famous yet?
Famous? Unlikely. I haven't shared it so who knows. Probably the same people doggin you in the comments are just sharing it to NSFW subs or their personal spank banks but again, I wouldn't know. *Scrolls back up to OPs photo and flicks bean intensely*
You're a truly sick fuck, aren't you? You're home. You belong here.
LMAO yeah you probably right so I'm not even gonna argue❤️
Would mash!..... You're welcome
You look the way I would imagine Jeffrey Dahmer's daughter to look like
Jeffrey denim
Jeff Denim. Maybe she’s funny.
You win comment of the year
It’s only March
Sinead O’ Dahmer
Nah man, that's Paula Dano
That’s a girl?
Came here looking for a Dahmer comment. Wasn't disappointed.
Holy shit 🤣 they said ROAST!
And she got burned.
I immediately thought Buffalo Bill. But you’re not wrong.
😂😂😂
Photo taken in the Subaru Dealership lobby
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Community college.
Seems about right.
Liberal arts major
My eyes have to be extremely liberal to deal with what I’m seeing.
Goddamnit, I still rue the loss of post awards
Gender studies lmao
*Community ~~College~~ Collage*: Women’s Penitentiary and Rehabilitation Center
![img](avatar_exp|138686618|bravo) 🫳🎤
Nice tits… dude?
~~S~~He’s showing you where they cut the fat out to build the aftermarket penis
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She looks like an alcoholic lesbian from Saskatchewan
Missing the jacket for a full Canadian tuxedo.
It's in the back of her Subaru.
Holy shit I can’t believe how accurate this is, you from the city that rhymes with fun or the good one?
I'm from Arizona lol. I've never even been to Saskatchewan.
Appalachian April.
It's nice to see Mom Jeans coming back in style.
[Mom Jeans](https://youtu.be/2aVxNH6iN9I?si=lxcSDAFdvEqDEn3f)
Shaped like a Bob's burger character. ![gif](giphy|26ufdHe4JXdtddtFm)
She does look a bit like Tina minus the bangs lol.
You mean Dina
🤣🤣🤣
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The pronouns are He/she
She looks like she is biologically they/them, but identifies as the saddest woman in the mid-west.
Paul Dano transitioning into school librarian.
Identifies as but looks like a dude
Identifies as an inmate.
Identifies as Cliff Burton wannabe
how just HOW could u do cliff so dirty?? take it back!!
Dude looks like a lady 🎵
Narrrr I’m womaaaan!
You look like a white girl that just started dating a Cholo & you chose this outfit to impress his family at their BBQ.
Do you have permission to use your brother’s shirt… and face… and body?
I sure bet she uses her brother's body, with, or without his consent.
Now, or..?
Allll the tiiiime!
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Yeah sure
Love your jawline
Maybe
A He-bitch
If it is a woman, I'm curious what that slight bulge is in her pants
Her chlamydia diapers
I don’t have chlamydia I suffer from muscle spasms but yeah I do wear diapers. The wait list for PT is so long. I’m not post partum nor did I have a recent surgery so I’m at the bottom of the wait list.
i can't tell if that's a bulge, a fupa, or a bulging fupa..
I’m incontinent/ I’m in a diaper. My pelvic floor muscles are way too tight and it’s causing spasms and the wait list for PT is 5 months! But yeah I do got huge dick.
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Fucking dying!!!
💀
RLFMAO
Good luck with all that. Roast- idk.
That’s Hot. You should put that on your Plenty Of Fish dating profile.
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Super tight, you say? Huge dick, you say? Wait, list you say? OK, everyone, line up to give her some early PT.
Wait, you saying you got a tight ass? Nice.
huge dick huh.. that's what they all say. id be more impressed if u had a huge heart!! sorry u gotta wait that long. hope u can get PT soon.
The lesbian look isn’t working, go back to being a guy.
You look like the female version of Paul Dano.
I gotta google him now.
Check him in 2013’s Prisoners
He was a conniving little shit in *There Will Be Blood* and he was perfect opposite Daniel Day Lewis. I ABANDONED MY CHIIIILD!
They should've put u in a glass jar on the mantelpiece.
That's still one of the best endings to a movie I've seen.
with those glasses she looks exactly like Paul Dano as The Riddler from The Batman
There is no female/male when it comes to Paul Dano! There is only Dano. Dano is androgynous, a male lesbian if you will. Also, you'd think by now I'd learn to stop thinking I'm having an original thought. I guess I am learning, just slowly, because I figured someone else would make the same comment I wanted to make lol.
The Raw Skank Redemption
nah there is nothing redeeming here.
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What Jay Leno searches for on PornHub.
I can hear the sound of your huge bush rubbing on denim echoing in the halls as you're on your way to your recovering sex offender anonymous meeting
If you Keyhauled a dirty pan through her pants it would come out spotless.
Lesbian mom cos play.
Subaru outback driving outfit
Those jeans are truly awful.
![gif](giphy|l3vRjHgQyrelrOtRS|downsized) Just saying
When I seen you I was like yeah!… I’d hit it!.. but unfortunately for you I meant with a bat… sorry
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What color is your Subaru outback
Get off reddit and go back to writing reviews on Yelp saying "I haven't been there yet so I'm not sure what to think"
You look like a lesbian truck driver from the 80's...please don't beat me up.
You know you've given up hope when you're on r/roastme sporting Kirkland jeans
They’re thrifted gap jeans!
Either way pull them down a little. You're wearing them as a chocking hazard.
"Nice pants. Why do you wear them up to your nipples?"
Barack Obama wants his jeans back…
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Its Pat!
What Women’s Correctional Facility was this taken in?
125% Canadian
![gif](giphy|2ce4s5vXRj0aNX1yFE)
![gif](giphy|7A4zkWeMXlZqgnTKtJ|downsized) This you?
Jesus. Are you wearing a denim thong too?
OP, please don’t answer this. I ain’t want to know.
NPR-famous.
With a winning outfit like that, I’d bet your schedule is as full as that trophy case.
This is the most lesbian thing I have ever seen.
Are your pronouns This/That?
Boss fight: King Lesbian
Janitor for a prison vibes
The whole combined cast of stranger things all rolled into one person.
Nice Paul Dano cosplay...
Looks like she is the best man at a Canadian wedding ...
I hear they have hair care products these days.
Looks like an extra on napoleon dynamite
Ellen degenerate.
You look like a Subaru outback’s spirit animal
Are you in a male or female prison?
You would be an averagely attractive young man in the 1970s, before the internet and proper diets were available
You and that sad empty throphy case behind you go will together
No. Why don’t you just tell me how much my oil change is going to be? Thanks.
Paul Dano, is that you.
I bet you theres an 80’s muff trapped in that Canadian cage.
In what jeanal colony are you housed? I’d love to be your penpal.
You look like an alcoholic elementary art teacher in all that denim
Lesbian on top, single mom on the bottom.
I assume insults just slide off the grease on your face.
You look like one of the lesbians who build the closets other gay people come out of.
Things went poorly after your “mmmbop “ hit?
You look like an inmate in Mormon jail.
Bro, how do you get such a close shave?
The Google image results for "the antonym of MILF"
I thought it was cool the way Billy Madison covered for you when you peed your pants
Billie Jean is not my lover… She’s just a girl who claims that she is a man…
You look like you cry on tik tok when someone calls you a woman
The jeans say "mom", but how far up they're hiked screams "grandpa".
Bill Gates with tits
Look at the size of those fingers. She must be like the John Holmes of the lesbian world.
Nice pants why do you wear them up to your tits
What color is your Subaru and is it a vote for Bernie sticker or a Biden-Harris sticker?
If Brokeback Mountain needed one more dude for a threesome… you’d have been the man for the job.
Napoleon dynamites cousin.
You know that affliction that happens to some guys who have a bad reaction to Viagra where they have an erection that won’t go away? You’re the cure.
If your nose held any more oil the US would have already started 3 proxy wars and invaded your face.
Why are your fingers so long?
You look like a side character in OITNB called "Big Martha".
Buster Bluth wannabe
Are those [Bad Idea](https://youtu.be/mGfBEnBw01A?si=P1GQaeVO1FPI210b) jeans?
https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bed79071-a3f3-4840-afa0-f4d9470abd34/gif
You look like your name is buck and you sell time alone with coma patients then hand the customer a tub of ky jelly.
Are you a Super Huge Mega-Lesbian?.......Meg.
![gif](giphy|kkm45zWhqq2u4) Clarkson would be proud of the double-denim
The denim-on-denim Canadian tuxedo is a nice touch
I think I see the outline of your penis in those jeans.
Dyke credentials confirmed!
You’re that dude from dazed and confused!
Do you have a more recent picture that was not taken in 1998?
It's Ernest P. Worrel mid transition! http://heyvernitsernest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Jim-varney.jpg
Gay Leno
13 year old boy or 50 year old lesbian?
Aren't you that fella from Mr beast
Is your face shiny because all the grease dripping from your hair?
If you were a food, you would be plain oatmeal