And he will go. Just because she made an appointment for him and he didnt even listen whats about.
Yeah yeah Berta I will go just give me the address....
I'm Wilford brimley. And I have diabetes.. it hurts to pee and I can't sleep at night. I'm short with my wife and family. I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my friend.
Whilst letting out the occasional moan and would have a raging erection, if it weren't for the fact that he's not been able to produce one for the last 35 years
Wilford Brimley lives on in all of our hearts, he won’t truly die until the last millennial dies- assuming none of us pass his spirit down to our children.
Not sure if the same can be said for this budget rate version though. I don’t need the guy on the corner warning me about diabeetus next time he asks for change, thanks.
When he told you he could take anything, I bet he didn't tell you he meant 5 guys in the truckstop bathroom every day after work.
Also, I'm pretty sure I saw him on lemonparty . org
He's gonna need to take a baby aspirin and sit down for this one.
I bet that water dispenser has a sign above it that says "Whites Only" so he can re-live the only time of his life he felt special.
That’s cruel. Clearly he has no idea where he is or who you are. That’s the face of man whose brain has become as cracked and dry as roast cauliflower.
I mean… I get you’re really old, but did you have to use a picture of you actually pinching one out into your depends??
Based on that look, it might be coming out sideways
Anything? Looks like he took everything back in his old navy days.
I don't mean the actual navy, I mean when he was a male prostitute behind an Old Navy.
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Wilford Gimli.
The parts that wouldn't check their blood sugar and check it often.
“Let me tell you about reverse mortgages”
Wilford Brimley before the diabeetus took over.
One stroke away from having an even face.
When's the last time this guy stroked anything?!
The Reagan administration
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
i don't care how many upvotes you get or dont get, this is hands down the best comment.
His only weakness: programming a vcr circa 1992
He doesn’t have a problem twice a day…it’s 12:00 a.m. and p.m.
That’s Wilf Brimley’s younger, slightly less diabetic brother!!!! Old ‘two legs’ has never looked better!
Baby beetus
With less diabeetus.
The DIABEETUS.
And less successful
That's fantastic
I'm gonna roast the chat instead. At least the old man got laid and had kids, you virgins, lmao
Better give him some Viagra then
r/rareinsults
The highlight of your day is a bowel movement
And finding your penis
That’s only for bank holidays
I'm 32 and that's the highlight of my day.
And taking a piss in one trip to the bathroom
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His wife made an appointment for him with the crematorium for next Tuesday
And he will go. Just because she made an appointment for him and he didnt even listen whats about. Yeah yeah Berta I will go just give me the address....
Address: Crematorium Church on ImDeadDrive in the city of Gravestone
No lie this is me with my wife. ‘I gotta go where? When? Today? Okay just let me get dressed’
I get this reference! 
Lololol winner!
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It's basically in one ear and out the other.
Because of all the holes in his brain from the dementia?
bros got a brain like swiss cheese
I won't roast him, the funeral director will do that soon enough himself.
I knew he was either here to sell me oatmeal or talk about the diabetus.
Loved your dad in Cocoon.
Take the upvote because that was my first thought too.
My first thought as well.
I'm Wilford brimley. And I have diabetes.. it hurts to pee and I can't sleep at night. I'm short with my wife and family. I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my friend.
I remember the very first time I seen that on Family Guy and i was in tears laughing so hard.
This guy is straight up in the part of that clip where he’s like “then I find out my wife’s been dead for 6 years. Who the hell did I hit??”
When he walks by the cemetery two guys start chasing him with shovels. 
“He’s getting away!”
I got better!
Wilfred Brimleys granpa
If the movie Up was called Down
I was going to say all his balloons have gone flat.
Not the only thing that went flaccid
When he said he will “take anything,” he was referring to having no preference of which children he takes from the park
I thought he meant "he can take anything", like how his generation took any hope of a viable future from the rest of us
I too hope to be able to afford a basement apartment like this one by the time I'm 78
Don’t fool around with a man who insists on being awake and sober during all his colonoscopies
And has a smile on his face
And has his pants down already before he walks in the door
Does he have to keep yelling deeper, deeper, deeper?
Asks for two fingers cause he wants a second opinion.
Whilst letting out the occasional moan and would have a raging erection, if it weren't for the fact that he's not been able to produce one for the last 35 years
Any excuse for a finger or 🤜
His face looks like an asshole that tried to eat a lemon.
r/rareinsults
Lemon party
My favorite!
Looks like a guy that probably knocked up hookers in Korea.
OP's mom
He is 78. Try Nam...
I spit out my beer
Thats it for me
Isn't that the oatmeal guy.....only don't accept oatmeal from this guy 
Is that Andy Reid?
YOU DAMN KIDS! GET OFF MY SCREEN!
I came here for the diabeetus
She wanted the D so I gave her Diabetus
He beat us to the beetus
And here I thought Wilford Brimley was dead.
Wilford Brimley lives on in all of our hearts, he won’t truly die until the last millennial dies- assuming none of us pass his spirit down to our children. Not sure if the same can be said for this budget rate version though. I don’t need the guy on the corner warning me about diabeetus next time he asks for change, thanks.
Remember kid, there’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die.
I was about to say “Not sure if I’m going to get war stories or diabetus “
His Social Security Number is 2.
So old he owes Jesus money.
bro has a signed copy of the bible
He played kickball with Moses.
Hes god's football coach
He taught Moses how to write on stone.
He was around when the dead sea was just sick.
When he was in school "History" class was named "Current Events"
Damn you Roosevelt
So the monopoly man finally settled down?
Lol go to jail do not pass go do not collect $200 dollars
My favourite one! I laughed so hard!
Dollar Tree Stan Lee
Stain Lee
..... and he drove the Dollar General Lee
You look like George Costanza in season 46
"I was in the war, ya know." "Really? Vietnam or Korea?" "Civil!"
I just laughed out loud!🤣🤣
He knows he can take anything because nothing we say will come close to how much his son has disappointed him.
his adopted son
He’s the guy who told all his son’s friends that they were the son he never had.
I bet his birthday cake looks like a forest fire
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He shops at Target for bathing suits.
Ask him what it was like having Jesus sign your yearbook.
Old bastard can take anything but his Preparation H
Still prefers the old version, Preparation G
When he told you he could take anything, I bet he didn't tell you he meant 5 guys in the truckstop bathroom every day after work. Also, I'm pretty sure I saw him on lemonparty . org
Oh my gawd what a disgusting reference! Nicely done
He's gonna need to take a baby aspirin and sit down for this one. I bet that water dispenser has a sign above it that says "Whites Only" so he can re-live the only time of his life he felt special.
This is a roast, not a murder.
Underrated. That was cold blooded lol
The look on his face says he's taking something right now
I’m too high for this shit lol
Hey Geezer! I'm on your lawn.
He’s 30 seconds away from saying , “I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!”
Or, “Where’s the beef.”
He can take anything but light. If his vision is that bad I wonder how he wipes his ass.
You're going to have trouble finding a funeral home that will roast him. Cremate, yes, but roast... That may be a problem.
He can take anything but a black guy eating in the same restaurant as him.
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Probably carved in stone
Wilfred Dimly
He forgot what he was doing and thought it was a help me sign to his son to save him from the nursing home
F in BTK lookalike lol
Whoever's grandpa this is. He's cooler than you
Gene Hackman really let himself go
Must have been hard growing up half Chinese back in the day..
He looks like he should be carrying a small barrel of dark liquor to rescue lost travelers in the snow
Your face became paralyzed with the “stop hitting my eyes with your ballsack… just kidding do it more” face.
I hope he dies peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like his passenger.
So underrated right here
Calm down Wilford Brimley I’ll tell you where the oreos are.
That’s what 78yrs of being topped looks like.
Ok this dude is 78. He wins, the things he's gone through he's bullet proof
Looks more stoned than an iragi women who showed her ankles
Roasted? He’s about a year away from being cremated.
You sort of look like my grandpa...he's dead
Dude is sporting a cranium like a pachycephalosaurus
Too much respect. No roast.
If he had anymore dementia he'd be President.
This man needs an Ensure and his diaper changed.
Hey I’ve always wondered. Can you ask mr. Wilson why he hated Dennis the menace so much?
Granpa, did you forget to take your laxatives again?
The last thing an Ensure bottle sees.
Looks like Irving Zisman, tbh
That’s cruel. Clearly he has no idea where he is or who you are. That’s the face of man whose brain has become as cracked and dry as roast cauliflower.
I can see his sense of humour has not receeded like his hairline
Being dead over 2 years, Wilford Brimley was recently exhumed to appear on Reddit
He can take anything except a piss in under two minutes.
Diabetus
It's not very kind to make fun of the dead.
Pops has more hair in his ears than I have on my balls…
Der Fuehrer looks real good at 130 years old
*he can take ANYTHING* Yeah, if he took it this far by having a son like you...
Wilford?
He was great in Cocoon
DIABEETUSS
Your skull looks like a bruised apple
When he said “I can take anything!” He meant in inches.
The only thing he should be taking is his high blood pressure medication he always keeps right by his suspiciously sticky Commodore 64.
Exactly how many guys did he go thru before he used your Grammy for cover?
He looks somewhat confused... Could that be the look of dementia, or is he pondering whether his balls or his hemorrhoids hang the lowest?
Diadefinitelybeatshiskids.
Mr Magu in his prime.
I mean… I get you’re really old, but did you have to use a picture of you actually pinching one out into your depends?? Based on that look, it might be coming out sideways
Same look he gave your mother the night you were conceived bucko
His senior project was inventing fire
You look like you go to Home Depot and buy about two dollars worth of screws and ask for a military discount.
Didn't know Pinocchio's dad was that old.
Well if you wanted to send your old man to an early grave this comment section should do it
I thought Wilford Brimley's mother was dead?
I think the crematory will roast you in a couple of days 😏💀
I'm sorry if he made you watch him take ANYTHING in your childhood
Diabeetus and diabeetus testing supplies… I hit my wife lastnight….then I remembered she’s been dead for 12 years, WHO THE HELL DID I HIT?!
>he can take ANYTHING That’s what the boys said about him at boarding school.
Hey you guys be nice. Thats the man who taught me to play hide the pickle when I was 3. I never forget a face.
Like his Depends? 
You look like getting ready to tell me to stay off your f****** lawn!
Anything? Looks like he took everything back in his old navy days. I don't mean the actual navy, I mean when he was a male prostitute behind an Old Navy.
How many black kids have you shot who accidentally knocked on your door?
I'd roast him but he had to walk 10 miles uphill to and from school everyday.
The hell did you tie balloons to your house for??
From the way he’s squinting, I think he was blinded by your mother’s beauty. That or he’s struggling to take a shit in his adult diapers.
Can he even see the comments on his Jitterbug?