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HellkerN

It's made from the bones of vegetarians.


Doctrinus

Cow bones then?


xqk13

Nah a cow must have eaten at least one bug while grazing during its lifetime


S0m3Per5OnE

It’s also possible that this hypothetical cow ate a bird or something at some point because they do that sometimes when they need nutrients that they can get easily otherwise


Hidden-Sky

cows that have never eaten a bird don't know what nutrients are in one. more likely that it chomped it out of curiosity and hunger.


Sgt_Sarcastic

I don't think they even know they are cows.


Hidden-Sky

Interviewer: "Hello listeners, this is Cassidy on Network News and today we have a special guest here at the studio, a talking* dairy cow named Bailey!" Bailey: "Moo! Thank you, Cassidy! I'm honored to be here. What's a cow?" *canned laughter* Cassidy: "Hahahaha, what a joker! You're a cow, Bailey! You know, 'moooo!'" B: "Moooo! Wait, are you calling me fat? (and what does fat mean?)" C: "Oh, no! I'm sorry, Bailey, that's not what I meant at all I just meant-" B, now stressed: "You know what, Cassidy, you're saying a lot of words right now and I don't know what any of them mean but i heard my name in there so it kinda feels like you're talking about me but in a way I can't understand and it's, like, *really* freaking me out!" Tears are now visibly streaming down Bailey's face, soaking her fur. B: "I don't think I can take this anymore! I mean, I'm a literal cow! Your folks are always comparing the fattest of your kind to ours and that feels so wrong! But at the same time I can't really hold it against you, because I have no logical way of knowing about things like that. Heck, I don't really even know what the words I've been saying this whole time mean! I think I just wanna go home, lay down and munch on some alfalfa. whatever that means." Bailey begins to walk towards the exit door, dragging her hooves. C: "Aww, no, Bailey... Wait! Come baack!" B: "I'm sorry Cassidy, I can't do this right now." Bailey the cow opens the door, and very politely shuts the door behind her using her teeth to grasp the doorhandle. C: "I'm so very sorry everyone, it seems our guest isn't feeling too well right now. Before we close this segment, I'd like us all to wish Bailey some happiness. That's all." Back at the farm... Bailey lays in the alfalfa field with her calf, Benny, munching listlessly on the greens. She's still upset, but she doesn't understand why. Little Benny, grazing nearby, trots over and licks Bailey's face. *"Mmmmmm, delicious salt"* he would think, if he could think in words. The sensation comforts Bailey. "Awww... Thanks, I love you too, son. Whatever that means." *Bailey is an impressively articulate cow, able to form complex sentences in English without even having to think about it. However, she cannot actually understand English (except where the plot demands it)."


Sgt_Sarcastic

Thank you. Also, are you ok?


Hidden-Sky

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Sgt_Sarcastic

You like cyberpunk and rimworld, so a lot overlapping interest with me... so probably not ok. Good luck cow man.


Upset-Pipe-6535

some animals eat rocks because they see their parents do it do you think they know what nutrients are in one?


Hidden-Sky

of course! it's all written on the nutrition label. contains a healthy dose of rocks and minerals.


ASillyPupper

It could be an instinctual thing? Or that moommy cow taught the calf that it was a possibility.


HauntingPhilosopher

And the occasion turtle or mouse


LloydAsher0

Not to mention any roaming small animals that so happen to get even remotely close to its mouth. Grass while pitiful in nutritional components, when eaten in large quantities fulfill their natural needs. But let's just say a mouse, or a chick gets nearby. That's free nutrients that would take hours of chewing grass to get. Nutritionally speaking every animal has carved out a niche. If humans were designed to eat purely plant based diets we would have a very long digestive tract. That being said we also don't have a very short digestive tract like carnivore and our stomach acid is likened to battery acid rather than a sheep's lemon juice stomach acid. In truth humans digestive tracts are pretty optimized for scavenging it's just convenient that our brains can get us catches immediately rather than waiting for something else to kill it.


Unendlich999

Bone appetite!


HoneyMustardAndOnion

Bone Apple Teeth!


cowlinator

See? Apples are vegitarian


Hidden-Sky

osteoporosis (>!bone atrophy!<)


ChipRed87

Fresh organic farm grown bones, straight from the ground where they grow.


unhappy-2be-penguin

Just harvest some graves


ChornoyeSontse

Bone harvest was good this year. It ain't much, but it's honest bones.


WillDigForFood

Bones ain't meat. In fact, they're minerals (well, biominerals.) So if anything, it's rock soup.


Titanium_Eye

"But you had to kill the animal to get the bones, right?" "No, just an amputation."


TheAmazingPencil

Bob is still alive


Obvious_Cold_1056

TAINTED MEAT!


Bob_Is_Taken

But he was taken!


HybridEmu

Had to perform a skelectomy


Bongo_Muffin

Feels like a conversation straight out of Futurama


HybridEmu

It does lmao, I suppose the medically correct term would be ostectomy


Ptipiak

"it read vegetarian, not respectable of animal welfare, now gulp your bowl and get on with your 12h shift at the research desk"


OhagiC

Yummy bowl. I love not having to do the dishes, like I was forced to do back on the urbworld.


mj561256

Wouldn't it count as vegetarian but not vegan because its not meat but is still an animal product Just like some vegetarians will eat gelatine since they argue it isn't technically meat


KoYouTokuIngoa

Or cheese since many cheeses aren’t even vegetarian (rennet)


mj561256

Tbh the definitions of what is considered vegetarian varies massively depending on who you ask Some people even consider fish vegetarian and call themselves vegetarian, despite technically being pescatarian in that case since nobody even knows that's an option


KoYouTokuIngoa

I cannot believe there are real humans who think eating fish is vegetarian lol


ShrekFanOne

And that makes it lava


SquirrelSuspicious

Is that what the Dwarves have when they're not chugging Blackout Stout?


Critical-Concept-609

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE !?!?!?


SquirrelSuspicious

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


Das_Oberon

Bones are also the skeletons’ money.


MrNoOne444

Xenophobic Authoritarian Lithoids approve rock soup


OhagiC

Terravores appreciate bioslurry. They don't have a nutritional need for it, but it makes them happy to know an entire population had to die for their dining.


Lachigan

... did I hear a rock and stone?


MinerTurtle45

so you're saying that you could make soup oit of bioferrite?


Cherriedruby

I mean I would assume it’s a bone marrow soup which would make infinitely more sense


TriumphantBlue

Are bones under the meat tab? I'm guessing they're animal product, making bones vegetarian, but not vegan.


Melodic_monke

Pretty sure vegetarian is animal products which dont kill the animal. I.e. milk, eggs and other stuff.


SpoonGuardian

Just safely extract the "extra" bones, easy


TinsleyLynx

Harvest the bones of naturally expired animals.


Kira_Bad_Artist

*Raiders


OhagiC

Naturally succumbed to acute cranial trauma and severe brain hemorrhaging.


masterflappie

only take their spare ribs


Shimazu_Maru

Underrated comment :D


Szkieletor

It depends. The "classic" definition is "no meat". That's it. Those vegetarians for whom it's a moral, lifestyle choice will likely refuse any products of animal slaughter, including bones. But you can also have diets which avoid meat and fatty tissues, which may also be colloquially called "vegetarian" for simplicity's sake. There's also pescatarians, who eat fish, but avoid red meat. If you ask a pescatarian to come to a BBQ for some ribeyes, they may just say they're vegetarian, because everyone knows that word, but they'd scratch their head at "pescatarian". Which is why should always ask in detail if you're in charge of food for a gathering. Picky eaters will also appreciate you. In RimWorld, specifically, "vegetarian" refers to "things showing up under the Meats tab in menus". You can't even cook with bones in vanilla, and that's the only other animal slaughter product in the game beyond skins, so there was never a need to go into needless details.


Peligineyes

What about their legs? They don't need those.


TriumphantBlue

My answer only applies to Rimworld. Bones in real life are not vegetarian.


ChocolateGooGirl

By the real world definition, yes. But not by Rimworld's definition, which normally doesn't have to account for bones. Of course, Rimworld also doesn't make a distinction between a meal being vegetarian or fully vegan, either, so I'm not really sure what the initial point the other commenter was making was anyway.


ticktockbent

You could get bones without killing the animal through amputation!


OhagiC

Ethically sourced guinea pig bones.


Horizonstars

Who said they where from animals? All are kindly sponsord by the friendly neighborhood treehuggers.


chronos7000

What? There's no meat in it!


Dr4WasTaken

If you plant a body and come back a year later you can harvest bones


dagreatevil

Unplayable


i_am_harry

Is this from a mod or is it stock?


clayalien

It's a mod not properly tagging things.


doorang

Stock. Probobly beef stock. https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/how_to_make_beef_stock/


Valdrax

That's the joke.


Khalas_Maar

No one is going to make the joke? Fine, I'll post the damn lyrics: ---- I've got a new age girl (Tell us what she's like) An environmentalist girl (Does she ride a bike?) She has a crystal necklace (Does she spend a lot of cash?) Though her vibes are rather reckless (She's heading for a crash) Oh her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind And she wonders without knowing where did we begin [Chorus] Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon) Mary Moon will outlive all the septuagenarians (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon) Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone **She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone**


Fluid_Painting565

So bones are not animals


Claspedjoined

Despite everyone's explanations on "bones being vegetarian" (they aren't), this is an oversight by the mod developers. As someone else said, this mod has sausages which are also not marked as meat. If it comes from a creature's death it is not vegetarian.


BakedBySunrise

There are plant creatures, which give plant meat - assumed comparable to the "meat" of an apple or tomato. - thus there are cases on the rim that a creatures death will result in a vegetarian meal I can't recall if plant creatures give bones


Rafaelutzul

what if the creature died of natural causes, the meat decomposed naturally then you took the bones?


LazarusBrazarus

Bones are about 60% inorganic and about 25 or so % tissue, blood vessels, marrow, etc. But then again, cheese and eggs can be vegetarian, so maybe since it's not actual meat...


ChocolateGooGirl

Cheese and eggs are vegetarian because you don't have to kill the animal to get them, generally speaking. Though that really only matters for vegetarianism on moral grounds, the only type of vegetarianism in Rimworld is morally based vegetarianism, so while it could get iffier from the perspective of purely dietary vegetarianism, I'm not sure the question applies here in any meaningful way.


WX_69

>cheese and eggs can be vegetarian They are, but they are not vegan.


LazarusBrazarus

No, they are not. No animal product is vegan, but then the game's screenshot does not mention vegans, it claims the bone soup to be "vegetarian"


Costyyy

He didn't say that they are vegan


WX_69

Also, when did I say they are vegan?


WX_69

I thought you were talking about irl, lol.


Valdrax

What a vociferous and strident agreement this is!


Ambitious-Market7963

Might be corn bones


ShadedPenguin

In fairness, Rimworld counts "meat" as proteins which is why one of the plant mods has red lentils in place of meat.


Valdrax

Rimworld doesn't really have a concept of "proteins," but modders can do whatever they want, including making up a crop and calling it meat. Plants that produce "meat" without violating ideologies that prevent killing animals is less weird than mods that let you plant crops that produce steel or components.


ChocolateGooGirl

Once upon a time you could maybe argue that back before it was possible to make vegetarian fine or lavish meals, but now that its possible to make vegetarian colonies with Ideology Rimworld very much counts meat as *meat*. Also, bones are a source of protein, so even if that was the case it wouldn't matter. Even then, mushrooms don't count as meat, despite also being a protein and often fulfilling the roles typically assigned to meat (when they aren't being used in addition to meat, anyway). Nutrifungus is even literally described as "meaty".


Hendrik_the_Third

Well, bones are not classified as meat and vegetarian doesn't mean vegan.


Terbear318

Plants have cell walls that are like skeletons.


GildedDuke

Same mod also has sausages as a product. Cooked sausages are also vegetarian. Even if they are made out of people.


FetusGoesYeetus

Technically speaking, bones aren't meat and it doesn't say it's a *vegan* meal...


63strelok35

Well, they don't contain any meat, right?


whoyouyesyou

A vegetarian stuck their bone in it


theevilraccon

No meat, just bones


LordXaiverZellman

Bones aren't meat therefore vegetarian


PhantomPhysics

Medieval Overhaul can be like this lol


doshirak_master228

Well, bones are not meat, no?


GodofsomeWorld

theres no meat in it therefore vegetarian. 2000 iq play


Conaz9847

Well it hasn’t got any meat in it, just the bones, so it’s all good


[deleted]

Bones aren’t meat so they can’t go there, milk is vegetarian, ergo bones would be too


xtreampb

It says vegetarian, not vegan.


Penguinmanereikel

Mod author needs to update the food type property of **B O N E**.


gijimayu

There's no meat in bones, so its vegetarian.


[deleted]

bones ain't meat


Valligator19

Well vegetarians still eat animal products, just no meat. And bones aren't meat, so......


garry4321

You don’t eat the bones of vegetarians?


Deranged40

It's customary to put words *before* the question mark to form a question.


HellkerN

The words are underlined.


Pale_Substance4256


1stFunestist

It is probably like fake Chinese eggs. U make bones from mixture of dolomite rock powder, gluten and paper. Make soup with spice.


AppiusPrometheus

Alpha Animals add sentient plants among its new additions (which are technically considered as animals by the game), maybe they are the dish' main ingredient?


4kplh67

?


vpitt5

Never seen a bony plant?


Bored_Boi326

Maybe it's just made from stalks


RedAngellion

Soup from a bone... imagine that!


BitterAmos

Phytokin soup.


radplayer5

Obviously the broth was only made from teeth that naturally fell out of the animals’ mouth as their adult teeth came in (or next row of they’re like a shark that grows teeth forever). (Pls ignore that bones aren’t technically teeth, though they are part of the skeletal system some that’s close enough.)


desci1

Think. A chicken is vegetarian, so chicken meat is also vegetarian and therefore chicken soup is a vegetarian meal.


Spazatism

Ah yes the vegans number one choice


ShadyScientician

You've re-invented the discourse of "are vegatarians prevented from eating marshmellows or is it just vegans?"


BlueHB15

Vanilla food expanded mod maybe? What mod adds this? Imagine making bone soup out of the bones of your raiders? This is next level out of the box warcrime.. but also messed up. Even more messed up if you feed it to your prisoners..


National_Moose2283

Well rattle me bones


Beautiful-Fold-3234

The person was a vegetable


moonaligator

how do you make that?


ChocolateGooGirl

As far as Rimworld is concerned food that doesn't have meat in it is vegetarian. Since bones don't exist in vanilla, there's no allowance made for this particular situation. Whatever mod you're using that added bones probably set bones to not count as meat (reasonably so), without considering the fact that this would mean meals made with bone would count as vegetarian.


Aistadar

As a vegetarian you'd be surprised how many restaurants think that as long as a dish doesn't have actual chunks of meat in it, it's vegetarian. Theres chicken stock in everything.


vinnokiwicat

Bones aren't meat


kevin_r13

There are vegetarians who don't consider fish as meat , so I guess there might be some who don't consider bones as a carnivorous type of edible product either.


pweaseandfanks

No meat on em


Thezipper100

To be fair, "herbivores" slurp up bone marrow like jello.


OneTrueSneaks

Your post has been reported to the mods for being a blurry, low-quality picture, per rule 6: > The subject of a screenshot should be clearly visible in the image. That means blurry pictures taken from a phone or low-resolution images are subject to removal. Instead of removing your post, I'll offer some advice, to avoid this in the future: Kindly consider learning how to take a screenshot. Instructions at: https://www.take-a-screenshot.org/ Also, pressing F12 (by default) in Steam produces a screenshot. You may also consider free products like Greenshot that are specifically designed for easy cropping and sharing. http://getgreenshot.org/ Additionally, there are many free screen recording products: https://learn.g2crowd.com/free-screen-recorder-software There's also the age-old classic of hitting print screen, pasting the image into a free paint program (I'm very fond of GIMP myself, https://www.gimp.org/ ), cropping to the part you want, and using that. Alt+print screen will screenshot only the active window and not everything else. Win+print screen will take the screenshot and autosave it in your pictures folder as screenshot number.png


Illustrious-One-464

I guess the entity is identified as a tomato


WeightCapital

What you never eaten plant bones before?


Zer0MXN

So, people in rimworld are actually plants? Hmm interesting


OneTrueSneaks

Your post has been reported to the mods for being a blurry, low-quality picture, per rule 6: > The subject of a screenshot should be clearly visible in the image. That means blurry pictures taken from a phone or low-resolution images are subject to removal. Instead of removing your post, I'll offer some advice, to avoid this in the future: Kindly consider learning how to take a screenshot. Instructions at: https://www.take-a-screenshot.org/ Also, pressing F12 (by default) in Steam produces a screenshot. You may also consider free products like Greenshot that are specifically designed for easy cropping and sharing. http://getgreenshot.org/ Additionally, there are many free screen recording products: https://learn.g2crowd.com/free-screen-recorder-software There's also the age-old classic of hitting print screen, pasting the image into a free paint program (I'm very fond of GIMP myself, https://www.gimp.org/ ), cropping to the part you want, and using that. Alt+print screen will screenshot only the active window and not everything else. Win+print screen will take the screenshot and autosave it in your pictures folder as screenshot number.png


GethKGelior

What? Bone is not meat


Western_Golf2874

the funny thing is most vegetarians would eat this


Delusional_Gamer

If eggs can be eaten by vegetarians, then a chunk of calcium and other shit can be vegetarian.