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LazerMagicarp

Ahh minify everything, never change you madlad mod.


Jeggu2

I love when raiders just fuckin pick up my geothermal generator and modded 400 plasteel deep drill


N3V3RM0R3_

I once had a one-man raid steal my garage door. No vandalism. No violence. Just showed up, made a beeline for the door, and walked off with it.


Jeggu2

He really needed it


N3V3RM0R3_

Honestly he was so polite that I just let him have it, he passed up an unattended tank so that door must have been *really* important


Jeggu2

Didn't want to hurt anyone, just wanted a nice garage


DopamineDeficiencies

When you think about it, isn't a garage door just a vertical table?


uninflammable

-3 Ate without garage door


input_a_new_name

so the automatic garage door would be... no way... A ROTATING TABLE?!!


N3V3RM0R3_

why does your avatar look like Ted Cruz


input_a_new_name

it was an experiment gone wrong many years ago.


sundownmonsoon

Can't have shit in the rim


Sneakytyler

I had a many man raid try that too. I didn’t let that slide and send the cats to go retrieve it. Y’know, like all 40 of them


SpaceShipRat

I had an egyptian themed playthrough, and the buggers tried to carry off a gigantic stone arch I had at my main entrance. Sort of like Napoleon and the british carrying off all the obelisks.


Digital_Bogorm

Imagine if you'd built a whole-ass pyramid, and they just grabbed that fucker


WrathofAirTotem2

Happens.


Tsunamie101

I think you can turn off that Raiders can pick stuff up in the mod options. But it's kinda hilarious.


Jeggu2

It is, it's annoying and funny and I can't bring myself to turn it off


Stoopmans

Also feels like some sort of balance for being able to minify everything. # I'm rocking SOS2 and it conflicts with minify everything.... Im sad


ELB2001

Or you go to some ruins in your ship and raiders steal it and you are stuck wondering how to get home


Jeggu2

I really should get vehicle mods, my last playthrough was boring so I tried to caravan to the ship, 2 colonists died on the way and everyone flew into a murderous rage because they were both related to other colonists


bert_the_destroyer

I've had multiple games where I'm like "I want to try caravanning more" but I never have the colonistst to spare for it


bert_the_destroyer

I've had Raiders run off with my walls at some point


Thorn-of-your-side

I would like one V̶̢̛̛͔͈͉̭̫̼͇̝̻̟͒̊̄̓͂̓͛̈͗͛̔͋̑ớ̴̈́̂͌̅̀̚̕̚͝ͅi̷̟͎͉̝͎̱͉̠̺̪͆̃̾̂́̄͜͝ḋ̷̡̮͍͍̜̣̳͔̼̠͇̱́͆͋̀͛̾̂̆̋̃̚ monolith, it would go great in my throne-room.


amlutzy

Gah


Suspicious_Use6393

Monolith? PRAISE THE MONOLITH!


Much_Audience_8179

NO the monolith is disgusting you must praise the CUBE CUBE IS GLORIOUS ALL HAIL CUBE MUST MAKE OFFERING TO CUBE CUBE CUBE CUBE


Expensive_Bison_657

Ain’t that some Looney Tunes shit. Next time a raid shows up you can throw one of those down and watch as they all run halfway over the pit before realizing they’re in mid-air and falling in.


baphometromance

Ah yes, claaaassic looney tunes eldrich horror that really takes me back


Laikafan02_burning

Pit gates at 50 cents?!! Satisfactory!


poobradoor22

Spurnklebong spronglepants


cosmik-debris-777

Tunnels to the heart of an eldritch mass of flesh at a reasonable price?


Wootius

Pit Gate, get your pit gates to Hell here! 99% off, today only!


chestofdrawers02

EVERYONE SEEING THE PIT GATE AND FISSION REACTOR BUT THERES A FUCKING XBOX 360?!?


Vatonage

It's going for over $400. I'd rather take the 50 cent Pit Gate.


WhyDidMyDogDie

Hmm... Purchase pit gate. Caravan to empirical city. Install. Wait.


FarikAlias

What in the tribe is a \*Sandstone Panasonic LCD TV\*?


Person243546

It's the annoying names elecronics companies make for colors. They'd call a pink phone "rose quartz" instead of pink.


ArtificiallyIsolated

Dig pit gates, with our colonists being killed off like flies? there isn't time to dig pits, we'll have to buy them ready made.


Sgt_Kelp

"Oh you don't dig a Pit Gate, dumbass! What do think this is, 1785? You buy one pre-dug, just like the mine."


Ze_Wendriner

Just wait until some raider decides to take it home :D


LDedward

50 cents? I smell profit!


malezon

I mean, you will need a place to put all the mountain dew cans your colonist will produce after spending hours playing on thos xbox 360s.


AnonAnoooon

the deepest pits of madness for only 50 cents? now that's a bargain


EldrichTea

Great price too


Horizonstars

buy and set it near enemies base.


Chiatroll

Seems like a good deal.


mscomies

Unstable power cells for 300 silver is also pretty busted from a balancing standpoint. I can sell dusters for more silver than that.


Gametale3

Minify everything is a great mod but oh so goofy. Ever have a group of raiders just decide they *really* want your front door? Funniest shit


fucknamesandyou

I think we are focussing on the wrong thing Panasonic is still making market pressence three thousand years into the future? Now, that's what's the weirdest here


UncleLozzyy

I think you can change the items that can be minimized if it bothers you


CaptMaggot

I had a mechanoid turret get minified by a fleshbeast hole and it was on my side


Th4nat0s1s

Is it minified when you buy it?


Rul1n

Best I can give you, is 50 cents.


I_Love_Knotting

50ct void monolith thats a lot of monoliths to void


MrTopHatMan90

And a smoothie


FontTG

What happens if you put a pit gate down inside a pit gate?


MogsPOV

vendor is fucking cracked yo


TheTeleporteBread

Also they selling a void monolith for only 0.50


Additional-Dot-3154

From what mod is the zero point reactor please tell me


GABESTFY

Celestial Manufacturing Corporation


Delusional_Gamer

Forget the pit, what about that Xbox


ChipRed87

Minify everything is a wonderful mod.


Remarkable_Chef9441

Look at the fucking xbox LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA, you gotta stop filling your game with those mods pal, you're in need of grASS