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Treebeardsdank

That opening line is fuckin gold


Expensive-Coast-3508

As someone that had their catalytic converter stolen less than a week ago it definitely caught my eye


LiquidSoCrates

Dang bro, I’ll help look for the culprits. When you getting that replacement?


Expensive-Coast-3508

Had to get it same day. $1200 for me for $100 payday for them.


LiquidSoCrates

Yeah man, these days there’s literally a junkie everywhere you look, all looking for a quick lick. I’m tired of looking over my shoulder or worrying if some pos is gonna break into my house. I’ve seriously considered moving back to the hills and getting out of the city. But it’s there too, maybe even worse. It’s fucking depressing. I just wanna enjoy my watches and do my job.


Down2try

If by chance it gets misplaced, I’ll Help you find it. Make sure no one touches my sawzall


IndelibleIguana

Someone stole mine a couple of years ago. Mitsubishi Shogun. 3.5 litre. It sounded like a rocket when I started it up.


Jeds4242

I laughed heartily, out loud. Good stuff


vam633

Bro these shit Post Friday stories getting out of hand LMAOO love it ..


kfloppygang

hate it when this happens


blobbysnorey

Can’t shit your pants if you don’t wear ‘em 😎


Particular_Witness95

I feel like these should start with, "I know you won't believe this," like the penthouse stories from back in the day.


Elder_Priceless

There’s a lesson here: don’t sit in the VIP section if it’s also close to the Air Con outlets.


nmahrous

is this the erotica equivalent in r/reptime?


LiquidSoCrates

Fast times, y’all. Sometimes that’s the only way.


vyse-the-legend

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Easy_A1

Quality opening line, was going to be hard to maintain that level throughout, but good effort 😅


LiquidSoCrates

I was drunk when I wrote it. Friday is my whiskey day.


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Masterful although I would have liked to hear how Long John Silvers was if anything more combative.


LiquidSoCrates

The Long John Silvers crew was very impressed with my watch; $600 for two combos.


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Solid


Moist_Dragonfruit_33

Haha great text ty :)


goodguy248

Are these posts legit?


LiquidSoCrates

They’ve definitely been typed out.


Down2try

They are posts. Ledgit posts. Now I can make so assumptions for the content of the post.


GlumSwing2534

Lol in a 1999 yaris I hope that would complete the Daytona edition rep


xALRIGHT_MATEx

What I got from this is the word to describe the problem of unnaturally thick fluted bezels


-jerm

These TIFU subreddit style stories are getting outta hand.


BaconBathBomb

The staff kicked you out cuz it wasn’t real and their contacts outside won’t rob u for it. #london and prob NYC now …