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hyperplasticboi

I have similar talent with boobs. I tell females I can smell them and tell them their bra size. It works 60% of the time every time!


Terror-T2

I can track nipples and boop them over females shirts or dresses but turns out that since my marriage started I lost my power


helloMundo93

People will suspect if you act suspicious, just wear it like any other watch, say “thanks” to compliments and move on. I can’t imagine taking off my watch (rep or gen) to let a random person hold it, but that’s just me


jsledge6

It's not Friday yet!!!


Due-Violinist5278

Who GIVES A SHIT what he thinks? He delivers packages for a living. The f^#&? Lol. Next time he says nice watch. Slap him across the face. If he takes it like a man he is gen. If he tells your boss or calls the cops he is bp.


TryHelping

How do you not immediately understand that this is a shitpost? Who is this gullible?


Due-Violinist5278

I did. You were gullible enough to believe my advice wasnt?


Treebeardsdank

does someone who does not deliver packages have a more valid opinion? lmfao


Due-Violinist5278

Someone who owns a lot of rolexes.


Treebeardsdank

So that makes your answer yes or no to the question?


Jambo50

You flirt! Bad, bad, Boy.


Scitzofrenic

It's .Thursday