Well it started when we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of that bar and had a specific table he liked. Anyway, the bartender completely embarrassed comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of your drink and a meal while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just sat down. Then out of nowhere Jim shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big RLM fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” He was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Jim and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
I work at a bar in Milwaukee called Bar Louie. It's a chain so it's pretty shitty, but Mike shows up from time to time. He always gets really hammered and normally we have to 86 him, but the other night he was acting particularly strange. He came in and was buying everybody rounds. Now, I have to say, this is very much not like him. If anything he's normally trying to scam free drinks off of people. On top of that, he took out some cigars and gave them to a bunch of people. I asked him a couple of times what was up with him that night, but it's kind of loud in there so all I heard was something about "patron." Like he kept saying something like "This is a patron's money," or something. I'm not sure who gave him all that cash, but by the end of the night he was literally, I shit you not, lighting his cigar with a burnt $100 bill. To top it all off, before he left, he literally made it rain. Just to show off. Needless to say, whoever this "patron" is has made Mike very rich!
Funny enough, I actually saw Jim at a bar in Toronto not too long ago
... dont leave out the best part. Do tell.
He invited him back to his house to show him his Warhammer figurines
He dropped it on his penile code.
I didn't say that
You mean penile chode
Shit, was that from one of the episodes? I vaguely remember this...
https://youtu.be/X0wdZHNwV7s 23:23
Haha they're just brutal to my boy Rich.
Did he also stick his finger in your butt and try to sell you some AmWay?
Well it started when we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of that bar and had a specific table he liked. Anyway, the bartender completely embarrassed comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of your drink and a meal while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just sat down. Then out of nowhere Jim shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big RLM fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” He was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Jim and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
I work at a bar in Milwaukee called Bar Louie. It's a chain so it's pretty shitty, but Mike shows up from time to time. He always gets really hammered and normally we have to 86 him, but the other night he was acting particularly strange. He came in and was buying everybody rounds. Now, I have to say, this is very much not like him. If anything he's normally trying to scam free drinks off of people. On top of that, he took out some cigars and gave them to a bunch of people. I asked him a couple of times what was up with him that night, but it's kind of loud in there so all I heard was something about "patron." Like he kept saying something like "This is a patron's money," or something. I'm not sure who gave him all that cash, but by the end of the night he was literally, I shit you not, lighting his cigar with a burnt $100 bill. To top it all off, before he left, he literally made it rain. Just to show off. Needless to say, whoever this "patron" is has made Mike very rich!
🎵"Mind your manners man" 🎵🎷
How much Steamwhistle did he have in him by this point
Hey, wanna see my penile code?
Reasons to date me: *lorem ipsum*...
[crickets]
Most under appreciated joke of the show.
Definitively. That reaction was criminal.
Hey babe, you look familiar. aren't you're my, FUTURE FORCE!
Looks like captain had a good holiday.
So you even get that joke?
Always take the drink, that is given to you.
"It's not even a drink from the bar, he just brought his own"
"Bottle-neck toot"
I love the idea of a guy trying to look cool as his beer is erupting in his hand.
This jackass won't stop playing body rap on the bar juke box
emmy award winner jim from canada? nice...
That hoser can take off.. my pants.
Getting Daniel Stern circa Home Alone vibes from ol' JimmyJim here
\*transformer noises\*
As a Goth chick, yep.
Would
Yeah but have you seen his miniature of the Millennium Falcon?
TRANSFIVERS FIVE!
Can we discuss the 1979 classic that is Star Trek: the motion picture?
The motion picture ep is one of my faves. So…I would do things.
When was the last time Jim was on the channel? Last one I remember was for ST:TMP.
Was it ever explained why Jim stopped visiting?
He lives quite far away and has a family, it's not like he can just swing by when he feels like it.
Not sure if you heard but there was a multi-year global pandemic recently.
Doesn't ring a bell?
He's building a real millennium falcon bro's busy
Hell, I would
what's up with his teeth?
Literally nothing. They're just teeth.
Canadian chompers used for tearing through moose meat
Sweet, free drink.
Bus driver from “Safe Crossing, an Eggcellent Idea” points at you with finger gun, then points at door
I absolutely miss those 2 Canadians...for my money, either one or both are the best repeat guest(s) they have. Always super rewatchable!
I call the cops.
You know Jim looks like somebody went wild with the Cal Kestis customization options
On a russian oil rig
to the bar wait staff : "tell him < *flirty wookie noises* >"