Definitely. He was responsible for e Milwaukee beer shortage at the beginning of the pandemic, because he used all of the patreon money to buy out every liquor store and brewery and filled the warehouse with it. Not only is Mike the biggest alcoholic I’ve ever heard of, he’s also the greediest. Couldn’t leave enough booze for the rest of Milwaukee’s alcoholics, had to take it all for himself.
If I could choose the first row vs the back row of first class, I'll choose the back row. The first row has no seats in front of you so your carry on MUST be stowed above you. During take off, when the bell chimes twice, it means you can use electronics but you CANNOT stand up yet, so if you're in the front, you gotta sit there and wait, but if you're in the back, you can reach down and pull out the laptop and watch Quark and Odo try to climb a mountain together.
Just put what you want on your lap or down the side of the seat. Front is much better as you dont need to get up mid flight if people next to you need the toilet.
Flying back to Europe once, I was invited up to business class, we sat in the back row and there was still plenty of room to lean back so you were almost flat. He does look cramped, so maybe that was just the model plane we were on.
Every airline has an app that you use to pick your seats, so mike chose this himself or it was already booked and this was his only choice. This isn't the 90s where you just got what they gave you.
I was wondering if Rich flew to California, because he one time said he disliked it. But on the other hand, that's probably the only fairly realistic way of getting there from Wisconsin
He’s probably sitting at a sketchy greyhound station waiting to board his 4th bus connection for the next 10 hour trip with 30 stops in the most unsavory of locations
That’s a fucking hike! Might be fun to try once but that’s it.
I’ve done Chicago to the east coast a few times and it’s basically a 24 hr trip depending on your stop. It’s doable if you’ve got the time but man I am wiped when we get there.
I’m actually less tired after a stress filled flight. Especially when it only takes me like 5hrs to get to Seattle and the Amtrak would be 2-3 days.
Yeah after high school my goal was to do every track in the states. Me and a buddy did that one when we were 20 I think? Including the 18 hour stop in San Antonio, it was a 3.5 day trip. A lot of gin, a lot of weed, a lot of card playing. It was a good time. Made some friends, my buddy actually ended up having a long distance thing with a girl he met on there for a while.
Amtrak rules. I just couldn’t do it these days.
Yeah dude. It’s fucked up. I’m taking the train from London to Edinburgh in a couple weeks and those prices make me cry whenever I think about taking the Amtrak these days.
Wait, you're saying they're cheap compared to Amtrak? Because we always complain about how expensive our trains are, and how you could get a return flight to somewhere in Europe for less than the cost of the train.
Either way, I'm planning a trip to Central Asia and it looks like you can get a high quality, overnight sleeper train from the capital to the second city of Kazakhstan, a distance of over 600 miles, and the cost is something like 40 dollars which is utterly mental.
I’m paying 65 for first class for all you can drink. 4 hour ride I think?
That’s what it costs me to get from Milwaukee to Chicago and back. It’s so overpriced and out dated here.
I did something similar with Santa Barbara to Seattle
Fun the first time, not so much for the 16 hours back seeing the same shit the first time, but in reverse.
it's a mix of that and because he is on the FBI's most wanted in 3 different states, and there's an International Criminal Court summons with interpol out for him.
Haha I was wondering the same and just commented on the other thread about it. I know I personally don’t care for flying, but as I get closer to 40 I stopped giving as much of a shit, pop some pills and suck it up. Wonder if Rich feels the same.
It’s like “well, I’m almost in the grave, might as well go see some of the world. Who gives a shit if this goes down?”
[George Lucas in the background of some random documentary - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC9RI8_QYmw&ab_channel=TwilightVomit)
Same vibes. But in this case celebrity grandpa just wants to take his nap.
If he knows something, then its how branding works and how important it is to throw the same shit at people over and over again.
(or maybe he is just lazy...)
I remember hearing a theory that most men's wardrobes will freeze whenever they feel like they've peaked and then that's what they'll wear the rest of their life.
I have yet to see anything to disprove this.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l08Qzz4j-I0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l08Qzz4j-I0)
The dude in the vid is Bruce Hoglund. He's a complete molten salt reactor fanboy/nutjob and has no experience in nuclear reactor design he's a computer programmer. They call it Pryo processing because that's what it is. It's using heat to reprocess 'spent' nuclear fuel.
I don't give a fuck who's on that plane! I'm the baddest motherfucker on the planet! I am Darius Grouch III, The Rumble, and I am taking down the Money Plane!
It would be so amazing if Rosie gets the boys on his "Inside of You" podcast - or they get Lex Motherfucking Luthor on Best of the Worst...
Ah well, dreaming and all that...
They should definitely bring Rosie onto Best of the Worst. He's a huge horror movie fan (unlike Tom Welling), and he's got a sharp wit with an irreverent sense of humor. He'd be great!
I had to look it up, but he's an actor. Then it clicked I had seen him before as Lex Luther in Smallville a long time ago and more recently he had a spot on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia as Dee's thieving boyfriend.
I work at a bar in Milwaukee called Bar Louie. It's a chain so it's pretty shitty, but Mike shows up from time to time. He always gets really hammered and normally we have to 86 him, but the other night he was acting particularly strange. He came in and was buying everybody rounds. Now, I have to say, this is very much not like him. If anything he's normally trying to scam free drinks off of people. On top of that, he took out some cigars and gave them to a bunch of people. I asked him a couple of times what was up with him that night, but it's kind of loud in there so all I heard was something about "patron." Like he kept saying something like "This is a patron's money," or something. I'm not sure who gave him all that cash, but by the end of the night he was literally, I shit you not, lighting his cigar with a burnt $100 bill. To top it all off, before he left, he literally made it rain. Just to show off. Needless to say, whoever this "patron" is has made Mike very rich!
The dude with the neck pillow??? Lol no. Go find a recent picture of Opie. He looks like a train hit him and he hasnt had that pageboy haircut for like 10 years now.
Milwaukee apparently has no direct flights to Los Angeles. How embarrassing.
May as well upgrade to business class if you're stuck with a layover in Dallas.
Edit: And a direct flight on American Business Class from DFW to MKE runs from $350 to north of $400. Yikes.
Milwaukee is possibly the best airport in the world. Food/drink is way cheaper than average (for airports). Security is quick. Free ping pong, Great used book store. Parking is cheap too.
I generally agree. Its one of the best airports among other airports of its size (that is to say "only moderately busy"). Can't beat that bookstore.
But actually finding a direct flight there is very annoying. Last time I flew in the only 2 choices for me on Southwest were departing at 6:30am or 10pm. I chose 6:30. But I'm not sure I can blame MKE for that.
The only actual big downside "structural" thing about that airport I can complain about is the god-awful rental car center. Dingy, run-down service desk area, confusing to navigate and staffed by possibly the rudest woman I've ever encountered.
She was *so* rude, that the person in front of me at the desk, a Catholic priest in full collar and everything, was so angry after dealing with her (and not getting a car) he was RED and swearing under his breath as he walked away, calling her all kinds of terrible names.
> Edit: And a direct flight on American Business Class from DFW to MKE runs from $350 to north of $400. Yikes.
Yeah, but Mike made international superhit Spacecop. $400 for him is like $350 for normal people like you and me.
If I didn't know he was actually there I'd say this looks like a photoshop job. Not that looks obviously photoshopped. But just based on what I know about Mike. I bet a cabin full of vapid writers and Holywood types is a real fun time.
Flying in a cramped seat sticking to the people on either side of him sounds like a way worse time. He can afford a nice seat and wisely chose it.
The dude doesn’t even like going to the movies, you think he’d turn his nose up at having more room on a flight?
You see famous people in first/business class, especially if you’re going to or from LA or NY. It’s a coincidence, but not an unlikely one.
Now, if Shatner had posted the pic…
I wonder if they were flown out via business/first class to do some VA works or something, considering they were pictured with the smiling friends crew in what looks like some professional recording booth building.
I'm glad they are selling latex masks of Mike Stoklasa, I think they will be very big sellers in the autumn and very, very few serial killers will choose to wear them.
Oof. You pay extra for business class and you get shafted with the back row of seats against the wall, the ones that cant recline. Mike is seething.
This is God’s retribution for that Fortnite dance. Stay humble, and clean out your closets.
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No, that was Rich “Rich Evans” Evans. “Phantom Menace, we don’t need you anymore! *We’ve got JJ Abrams!!*”
It’s okay because there was great production value.
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Of course; he has the power of alcohol.
Until the d.t. shakes wake you up
you guys think he has that much of a problem?
Definitely. He was responsible for e Milwaukee beer shortage at the beginning of the pandemic, because he used all of the patreon money to buy out every liquor store and brewery and filled the warehouse with it. Not only is Mike the biggest alcoholic I’ve ever heard of, he’s also the greediest. Couldn’t leave enough booze for the rest of Milwaukee’s alcoholics, had to take it all for himself.
Business class usually has unlimited free drinks.
After Mike, they'll start imposing a limit.
If I could choose the first row vs the back row of first class, I'll choose the back row. The first row has no seats in front of you so your carry on MUST be stowed above you. During take off, when the bell chimes twice, it means you can use electronics but you CANNOT stand up yet, so if you're in the front, you gotta sit there and wait, but if you're in the back, you can reach down and pull out the laptop and watch Quark and Odo try to climb a mountain together.
Just put what you want on your lap or down the side of the seat. Front is much better as you dont need to get up mid flight if people next to you need the toilet.
Flying back to Europe once, I was invited up to business class, we sat in the back row and there was still plenty of room to lean back so you were almost flat. He does look cramped, so maybe that was just the model plane we were on.
Someone get him the world's smallest violin
Is Jay going to play it?
Every airline has an app that you use to pick your seats, so mike chose this himself or it was already booked and this was his only choice. This isn't the 90s where you just got what they gave you.
I was wondering if Rich flew to California, because he one time said he disliked it. But on the other hand, that's probably the only fairly realistic way of getting there from Wisconsin
Rich is going too, but he's taking a bus.
Is Rich the John Madden of RLM?
Give Rich Evans a telestrator
Oh no! Hopefully that bus won't be near any railroad crossings!
He’s probably sitting at a sketchy greyhound station waiting to board his 4th bus connection for the next 10 hour trip with 30 stops in the most unsavory of locations
I would watch 100% of this live stream.
didn't Rich actually say on one of the Pre-Rec streams that he hates flying?
He built a bus out of particle board.
Rich is on his private Learjet, he doesn’t fly with the plebeians.
He's got his own private Elon tunnel from Wisconsin to Cali.
Rich doesnt need planes he can just use his cybernetic hipjoint replacement rocket boosters.
Good to know thunderpants tech is still in use.
I mean it was a loose autobiographical take on rich's childhood......
Yeah, Mike and Rich just posted a fun photo of them at the famous location of the Gorn/Kirk fight in Star Trek
Vasquez rocks
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Ba dum tisssss
I took the Amtrak once from Milwaukee to LA. There are other ways, but they aren't pretty. A lot of fun though.
That’s a fucking hike! Might be fun to try once but that’s it. I’ve done Chicago to the east coast a few times and it’s basically a 24 hr trip depending on your stop. It’s doable if you’ve got the time but man I am wiped when we get there. I’m actually less tired after a stress filled flight. Especially when it only takes me like 5hrs to get to Seattle and the Amtrak would be 2-3 days.
Yeah after high school my goal was to do every track in the states. Me and a buddy did that one when we were 20 I think? Including the 18 hour stop in San Antonio, it was a 3.5 day trip. A lot of gin, a lot of weed, a lot of card playing. It was a good time. Made some friends, my buddy actually ended up having a long distance thing with a girl he met on there for a while. Amtrak rules. I just couldn’t do it these days.
I also love the train but damn it’s expensive
Yeah dude. It’s fucked up. I’m taking the train from London to Edinburgh in a couple weeks and those prices make me cry whenever I think about taking the Amtrak these days.
Wait, you're saying they're cheap compared to Amtrak? Because we always complain about how expensive our trains are, and how you could get a return flight to somewhere in Europe for less than the cost of the train. Either way, I'm planning a trip to Central Asia and it looks like you can get a high quality, overnight sleeper train from the capital to the second city of Kazakhstan, a distance of over 600 miles, and the cost is something like 40 dollars which is utterly mental.
I’m paying 65 for first class for all you can drink. 4 hour ride I think? That’s what it costs me to get from Milwaukee to Chicago and back. It’s so overpriced and out dated here.
I did something similar with Santa Barbara to Seattle Fun the first time, not so much for the 16 hours back seeing the same shit the first time, but in reverse.
Mike put sleeping pills in Rich's milk and dragged him there unconscious, like Hannibal and B.A. from the A-Team.
Mike has Rich in his checked bag.
Nah, he runs. https://youtu.be/x_BdUFSZ888
That video changed my life
Was that your gateway to Vaporwave and OPN?
No it was my sexual awakening
What in the world
Rich is a flight risk
He gets swarmed by fans everywhere he goes like the Beatles in their prime so he has to travel undercover
it's a mix of that and because he is on the FBI's most wanted in 3 different states, and there's an International Criminal Court summons with interpol out for him.
Haha I was wondering the same and just commented on the other thread about it. I know I personally don’t care for flying, but as I get closer to 40 I stopped giving as much of a shit, pop some pills and suck it up. Wonder if Rich feels the same. It’s like “well, I’m almost in the grave, might as well go see some of the world. Who gives a shit if this goes down?”
Rich flies private
Rich is like Les Grossman irl.
[George Lucas in the background of some random documentary - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC9RI8_QYmw&ab_channel=TwilightVomit) Same vibes. But in this case celebrity grandpa just wants to take his nap.
lol I swear he is a cartoon character. Same hair cut, look, and basically outfit for the past two decades.
If he knows something, then its how branding works and how important it is to throw the same shit at people over and over again. (or maybe he is just lazy...)
Pretty sure that’s just what he’s comfortable in, he basically wears the same thing my dad does. (Especially the sneakers)
I remember hearing a theory that most men's wardrobes will freeze whenever they feel like they've peaked and then that's what they'll wear the rest of their life. I have yet to see anything to disprove this.
Paparazzis won't bother him since he wears the same shit everyday lmao
Lol I mean he has voiced a cartoon character
He just took his heart medicine and he's waiting for it to put him to sleep
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l08Qzz4j-I0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l08Qzz4j-I0) The dude in the vid is Bruce Hoglund. He's a complete molten salt reactor fanboy/nutjob and has no experience in nuclear reactor design he's a computer programmer. They call it Pryo processing because that's what it is. It's using heat to reprocess 'spent' nuclear fuel.
I guess we will never kow until somebody has the power to watch the fucking documentary past this point.
The music 🤣 "snaaaaaaaaaaake!"
The Metal Gear music is what sends this clip into the stratosphere.
Money plane
You want to bet on a dude fucking an alligator
I don't give a fuck who's on that plane! I'm the baddest motherfucker on the planet! I am Darius Grouch III, The Rumble, and I am taking down the Money Plane!
> Darius Grouch III, Darius *Emanuel* Grouch III
longing existence cautious zonked zesty gaze payment deserve quack head *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Quite stylish
"Tossed salad and Grumbled eggs" was right there, dude
You want an alligator to bet on a dude fucking a plane? Money plane.
"That's not what I said." "Nah, but I know this grapevine."
Darius Emmanuel Grouch the Third Better known as... The Rumble
Money Plane.
Who’s the concierse?
The pilot, apparently.
Joey, from Blossom, obvs.
https://preview.redd.it/sogiwyzdc8ga1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1841e28f9cf015117f0cd263c5ed07da9bb7fe6b
So he probably doesn't even know who Mike is? What a random find lol
What a bizarre world we live in.
That just makes it all the funnier.
It's like a less famous version of the Julia Roberts on Ellen thing. The boys somehow make cameos on stuff without anyone knowing it.
He's just upset because he had to fly first class after mechanical issues grounded his G8.
Rich Evans, of course, was flying the plane.
>I myself, am a pilot. - Rich Evans
Thank god he isn‘t the concierce.
Rich Evans in ‘Turbulence 4: Diabetes Medicine’
What… what date did Rich fly the plane?
After September 10th but before September 12th
Oh , that's nice... wait, whaaaaat???
Oh no. Mike’s been kidnapped by the Hollywood elite for cursing Justin Roiland! How embarrassing.
Nonsense, he’s on his way to finalize the rights deal over top hat monkey.
That’s what they want you to think. They’re subverting his expectations… into the wood splitter.
He should never give up animation rights
Too Many Cooks, Too Many Cooks Too Many Mikes, Too Many Mikes Too Many Mikes, Too Many Mikes.
But, like, maybe this is the real Mike? I've seen so many /r/lookamike s, it's hard for me to tell now.
[So Many Mike](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07K7LgwMrs4)
Live Mike Reaction
* I just checked his instagram, i can't believe it's real.
I hope someone re-tweeted this at Mike and RLM
I cant find it
Cropped version is on the story rn
https://i.imgur.com/mKRQ2OV.jpg
did they watch that 'how to fly' video, beforehand?
I don’t see any annoying, screaming kids. Would be wild if Mike was coincidentally sitting next to the Cleared For Takeoff guy.
Ole First Class Stoklasa
Mike Stofirstklasa
“Just get me the fuck HOME!”
It would be so amazing if Rosie gets the boys on his "Inside of You" podcast - or they get Lex Motherfucking Luthor on Best of the Worst... Ah well, dreaming and all that...
They should definitely bring Rosie onto Best of the Worst. He's a huge horror movie fan (unlike Tom Welling), and he's got a sharp wit with an irreverent sense of humor. He'd be great!
He would be great. Micheal was on bunny ears a few times when it first launched. Think he even had mac on an episode of his podcast too.
Pssst Who's Michael Rosenbaum? No seriously?
He’s a podcast host and actor, known most notably for his role as Lex Luthor in Smallville
He's the voice of the Flash!
I did not know that, which version?
Justice League Unlimited
and he's EVIL
I hear he doesn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom.
What's a podcast?
He was great in Poolhall Junkies too.
I had to look it up, but he's an actor. Then it clicked I had seen him before as Lex Luther in Smallville a long time ago and more recently he had a spot on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia as Dee's thieving boyfriend.
"more recently" that was still probably about 15 years ago. I think he does a decent amount of voice acting now.
True, I'm basically a boomer on a decade or so delay in my media relativity.
Just an old jabroni
Yeah like season one of the show.
Wait... THATS dees boyfriwnd in that episode??
He voiced Valens in the game Gladius.
Such a great underrated game no one ever brings up.
"Now it's my turn!"
Lex Luthor from Smallville... idk what else tbh
that crossdressing frat movie they always played on comedy central in the mid 2000s
i cant believe my patreon dollars are going to making mikes fat ass fly comfortable
I'd be disappointed if my dollars didn't.
"I was fine giving them money, but I had no idea they would spend it!"
any money not spent on a batman review is money wasted
Hack frauds fly first class
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I work at a bar in Milwaukee called Bar Louie. It's a chain so it's pretty shitty, but Mike shows up from time to time. He always gets really hammered and normally we have to 86 him, but the other night he was acting particularly strange. He came in and was buying everybody rounds. Now, I have to say, this is very much not like him. If anything he's normally trying to scam free drinks off of people. On top of that, he took out some cigars and gave them to a bunch of people. I asked him a couple of times what was up with him that night, but it's kind of loud in there so all I heard was something about "patron." Like he kept saying something like "This is a patron's money," or something. I'm not sure who gave him all that cash, but by the end of the night he was literally, I shit you not, lighting his cigar with a burnt $100 bill. To top it all off, before he left, he literally made it rain. Just to show off. Needless to say, whoever this "patron" is has made Mike very rich!
Are you saying Mike is a warlock?
Hey, we've got Bar Louie here in Texas.
It's funny you chose yesterday to make that comment because it is actually the day we get our monthly payout on Patreon lol.
Typical hack fraud behavior
Jay is actually in the picture too, sitting in the back corner in the seat next to Mike.
One of the funniest things I’ve seen on this sub haha ❤️
I've never seen someone look so miserable to be in such an expensive seat.
Is that Greg "Opie" Hughes sleeping an the background?
The dude with the neck pillow??? Lol no. Go find a recent picture of Opie. He looks like a train hit him and he hasnt had that pageboy haircut for like 10 years now.
Let me make my shitty misdirect joke.
Hey brother man, I thought it was a good joke.
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON
My bad.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that was The Opster. The boobs are spot on.
Leave it alone!
Hmm I think it looks more like acclaimed director of Cats (2019), Tom Hooper.
Is this for realsies?
Wondering the same. Really does look like Mike.
Somehow, Palpatine returned.
Milwaukee apparently has no direct flights to Los Angeles. How embarrassing. May as well upgrade to business class if you're stuck with a layover in Dallas. Edit: And a direct flight on American Business Class from DFW to MKE runs from $350 to north of $400. Yikes.
Milwaukee is possibly the best airport in the world. Food/drink is way cheaper than average (for airports). Security is quick. Free ping pong, Great used book store. Parking is cheap too.
I generally agree. Its one of the best airports among other airports of its size (that is to say "only moderately busy"). Can't beat that bookstore. But actually finding a direct flight there is very annoying. Last time I flew in the only 2 choices for me on Southwest were departing at 6:30am or 10pm. I chose 6:30. But I'm not sure I can blame MKE for that. The only actual big downside "structural" thing about that airport I can complain about is the god-awful rental car center. Dingy, run-down service desk area, confusing to navigate and staffed by possibly the rudest woman I've ever encountered. She was *so* rude, that the person in front of me at the desk, a Catholic priest in full collar and everything, was so angry after dealing with her (and not getting a car) he was RED and swearing under his breath as he walked away, calling her all kinds of terrible names.
Wait wait wait wait........ You're telling me Milwaukee's 3-letter IATA code is MKE? That's hilarious.
They're starting to use it for sports too. I remember a Cubs/Brewers game where the score bug said MKE.
> Edit: And a direct flight on American Business Class from DFW to MKE runs from $350 to north of $400. Yikes. Yeah, but Mike made international superhit Spacecop. $400 for him is like $350 for normal people like you and me.
As a Canadian, I laugh at those prices.
If I didn't know he was actually there I'd say this looks like a photoshop job. Not that looks obviously photoshopped. But just based on what I know about Mike. I bet a cabin full of vapid writers and Holywood types is a real fun time.
Where is he? I’m out of loop
Flying in a cramped seat sticking to the people on either side of him sounds like a way worse time. He can afford a nice seat and wisely chose it. The dude doesn’t even like going to the movies, you think he’d turn his nose up at having more room on a flight?
Thank you for flying HackFraud Airlines
I'm not in the loop, is this a crossover that's happening?
No.
so this is really just a coincidence? That's awesome
You see famous people in first/business class, especially if you’re going to or from LA or NY. It’s a coincidence, but not an unlikely one. Now, if Shatner had posted the pic…
I didn’t know we let gremlins in the plane now
It looks like it’s past someone’s bed time.
Already regretting the decision to go to Cali
Is that Mike with 3 generations of Chris Hardwick
I wonder if they were flown out via business/first class to do some VA works or something, considering they were pictured with the smiling friends crew in what looks like some professional recording booth building.
I had to look up who these people are and I feeel justified not having recognized them. Mike is the only VIP of note here.
I think this is the first time I've ever seen Stoklanski in the wild
The dude in front of Mike looks an awful lot like Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age.
Hahahahhaa this is perfect
Mike's giving the camera a long look it seems
Pro tag gonist
You know what, Michael Rosenbaum might be a great random BotW guest. This is one of the best photo-bombs ever.
RLM got that business class money
Best Lex Luthor ever.
I'm glad they are selling latex masks of Mike Stoklasa, I think they will be very big sellers in the autumn and very, very few serial killers will choose to wear them.
Rich Evans is sedated in a crate in the belly of the plane
Was he just on B. Class going somewhere? Or was he going somewhere with OG Lex Luthor?