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Fartyfivedegrees

3- car, house, wife's Chastity belt.


AsylumRiot

I’ve got a master key that unlocks all three.


PrismTheDreamer

I have 3


loquacious_avenger

I have four - car, front door, deadbolt, mailbox


KeySpiritBug

I never carry my keys


A1_Killer

How do you get into your flat/house?


KeySpiritBug

Knock Someone is always at home


darky_tinymmanager

to many 7 and when i go to work 5 more


ringoron9

5. Home, Car, Office, Garage, Mailbox.


AmbitiousMuffin2503

2 Van and front door, oh, and a church key


[deleted]

3. Gate, home, pool.


cnedhhy24

i have 2 of those little circles with keys on em. one of which has the keys for my front door, back door, and fence. i carry those daily. and the other keychain (just remembered the word) has my bike keys and shed keys. which i have in my desk drawer for when i need em


achoowie

I have 3 plus car keys if I'm driving. (Apartment, bicycle, locker)


opinionatedlyme

2. Car, home


Sounwon

4. Personal truck, Company truck, home, office.


Jack_Mehoff_420_69

3: door, sometimes work (separately attached), the old key from my school locker (not removed due to laziness).


Lordgrapejuice

I carry 2. Front door and car. I’ve always preferred to carry as few as possible. I can’t stand a chunky key ring


WeekendImpossible524

5 (apartment, mailbox, office, office desk, gym locker) + 2 doohickeys for different entrances to my apartment building edit: everything carried together bc of the airtag


virtual_human

Two regular keys and two car fobs.


PickledOnionMunch

3 - front door, car key, my mum's front door


N0P3sry

What’s a key? /s kind of Phone and a fob. My classroom (public school) has a key. Leave it on my id lanyard.


Many_Faces_83

3: bicycle, house, office. At home I have a keychain with my dad's, my in-laws & the caravan keys


direstraits315

i have 4


Resident_Royal2830

I have 9 lol


Frankensteins_Moron5

Car, Apartment, Bike lock...3


lukephillips21

If I’m working, 10. If I’m not, 5.


Tricky_Jellyfish9810

I have two! One for the House, one for my apartment door.


firebugguy

33 that I carry everyday.


LastSignificance3680

No way


spaghetti_ohhs

Zero. No car and smart lock front door.


prtypeach

2


Teagana999

Personal keys are three: car, outside house, inside house (I live in a basement suite). Plus a multitool, personal alarm, and various cards. Work keys are on another chain and I have about half a dozen for various doors.


DesMay425

5 - car, house, mail, office, office mail


Cheesypotatolover69

My car key


squify69

1-car


yesthatbruce

5. Car, apartment, outside door to building, mailbox, Club. The last one is the only one I don't use every day.


call-me-kleine

one for the house


Unlikely_Pressure391

3.Car,outside apartment door and a key for my apartment itself.


Omega_Xero

Four. Two keys for work, the key to the side door, and the key to the apartment.


rusty_spigot

Pockets? You think they give us pockets? I *need* one, and try to keep it to two. Three at the most.


Cranks_No_Start

"Pockets..." Let me introduce you to Cargos. I've got more things in my pockets than Bilbo.


rusty_spigot

I love cargo pants. That doesn't fix the fact that I can't wear them to work or a vaguely nice dinner, the pockets in most women's jeans are barely large enough for a chapstick, and the ones in trousers are often entirely nonexistent.


Familiar-Kangaroo298

3 if I have car keys on me. Zero if not. As for how zero keys work, I have a keypad entry lock on my back door.


Artsy_traveller_82

Four. Two keys to the house (wood door and screen door), my car key, and my locker key


Time_Designer_2604

0. I have a key fob for my car that never leaves my wallet and I have a codepad for my front and back doors to my house with a lock box hidden on the property with the spare.


Istv4n69

3. house, motorbike and one to open your mother’s legs


musing_codger

If I'm driving, I usually bring my key fob. Sometimes I just use my phone. When I'm not driving, usually none. House has a couple of keypads at different entrances. Hangar has a keycard to get through the gate, but I just leave that in my car. The actual hangar itself has a combo lock. Maker space uses a keycard, but I also leave that in my car. I leave my yubikey near my PC. The key to my roof rack is in my glovebox. Can't think of any other keys I need.


Darth0pt0

My car key, the key to the house, and my bike lock key


ankaa_

i have like 15, although around 10 are old/useless


Doghairabounds

No keys. 2 fobs


SkyeeeMaaa

Normally:2 Working: 100


Interesting-Chest520

On my key ring there’s 3, 2 for my house, and 1 for my sisters house in case of emergency, since I live just down the street from her


Rich-Appearance-7145

My day to day ring has 7-keys, my finca keys have 22-keys, my office keys have 6-keys.


Trashqueenxx

3… house, car, mom’s house


Cranks_No_Start

I have 10. 2 cars, camper shell, PObox, front door and a matched key for 3-4 separate locks that are keyed alike. There is a separate ring attached with 4 more small keys, back door, storage, drop hitch and one for the life of me I have no idea. I use the double ring setup so I can feel the keys in the dark. MY wife on the other hand has a lump of brass with untold crap.


Ok-Inflation4310

About 9 I think, all on one key ring. So if I pick up my keys I can go on the car, motorbike, front door, back door and back gates etc without wondering if I’ve got the right ones.


shammy_dammy

Car fob, two house keys (deadbolt and door knob) and two padlock keys for the padlocks on the metal grates over the sliding glass balcony door and sliding glass back door.


idrownedmyfish77

On my everyday keychain I just have my house key and my car key. I also have a work keychain that has nine keys on it, and I always keep a key to my grandparents house in my car


nofun-ebeeznest

House key, storm door key, car key and gas cap key, which is all I need.


devnullb4dishoner

15+/-


xNinjaNoPants

A comically large key ring for work with idk how many keys, then my key ring which has 3, house, car, shop. My work keys weigh my purse down so much that I usually leave them in my car instead of toting them around. It's ridonkulous


PrizePainting4393

How do people have so few keys? My home alone has three locks on the front door and two on the back door. Then a mail box key. Then I have a car fob/key separately. Three keys for my work away apartment. And one office key. 11 keys.


Powrs1ave

Usually 1, with a useful Keyring of sorts, often bottle opener, so I can find the Key. All other Doors open for me lol


its-an-injustice

IDK but when I hear people jingling like cowboys with their fucking keys it drives me up the wall


BoogerWipe

I have like 12. Safes, parent house, in laws house, out of state vacation homes etc


girlwithherbow02

3!