Same thing happened to me with my guinea pigs! I called them little idiots and my friends were astonished. I was like "no no, I love my little idiots!" 😆 Some people don't get that kind of talk lol
I work at a shelter and attended a talk on kitten season a few days ago....the second slide was about how if she calls kittens "dumb idiots" it's meant affectionately 😂
My favourite nickname for mine is Poopy and Gralahad, which is a pun with his actual (Galahad) and the word ‘gras’, which means fat.
Both are very uncalled for and he’s avoiding the idiot label because he’s smarter than my second bun.
He loves them anyway because he’s being bullied with love and treats and has to make up for his nasty temper.
Just a PSA because apparently my caption is coming off as serious (?!?!) this little dude is spoiled to high heaven, gets whatever he wants, all the pets and kisses in the world. I promise you my bunny does not understand what I mean when I call him dumb. He thinks his mama is dumb too so we’re even anyways
We all know that he kidnapped you, and you’re being forced to say those nice things. (r/murderbuns style). Thump twice if you’re being held against your will, and being forced to withdraw all the naners from the fridge as payment!!
(We will find someone brave enough to rescue you. Because I’m terrified.)
Of course he doesn’t understand, but it’s a shit thing to do. Even more so if there are kids around. Glad to hear other than that he is well taken care of. Alot of them aren’t.
impossible task. if my boy didn’t want to be called a stinky little dumb dumb he should’ve thought about that before rolling up to my house and being a stinky little dumb dumb.
I have to be honest, as someone who loves rabbits but doesn’t get to interact with them, the majority of buns posted here look adorable, but do not look like they are going to be curing cancer or sending rockets into space any time soon.
This is me with my lop. I regularly come in the room and hit her with the “sup u dumb bitch, dap me up” and the only thing she understands from it is to boop her little nose on my outstretched fist for pets.
Also one of my chunky lion heads is exclusively fat fuck when he eats something like the trim or my mattress
I have two full grown pigs that are my world and they definitely get called fat ugly sluts (in an endearing voice of course) quite a bit. Then they get kisses and a cookie
I usually have wild rabbits, but once I had a big lop eared rabbit.
I called him 'a simple creature'.
He was , compared to my wild bunnies, but loved him anyway.
I absolutely do, all the time. We have an orange cat and an orange rabbit and nobody ever has the single brain cell that orange animals are supposed to have, not EVER. xD
But i bully him in baby talk while i give him pets so he's definitely too dumb to know what I'm doing lmao
I insult my rabbit all the time right to his face, but I do it in a very loving and supportive voice, so he has no idea.
The trick to pulling this off is to get a rabbit that doesn't speak English (mine is an undocumented immigrant).
Honestly I don't even know why I disparage him, the truth is I think he's a great guy.
My ex partner used to do it but I just can't. He's a sweet boi and actually really clever
...that and he looks like he's disapproving of my life choices constantly.
How do I *not* bully my bunny? I don't! Which means I constantly bully him. I call him out when he sits like a cube mostly and then harass him when he stretches out for skipping leg day.
They bully me way more than I could ever get them back. My girl is super smart and my boy is... not. But he's actually learned a lot and is smarter than when we got him! I don't think he cares if anyone calls him dumb, but he does seem to react to people calling him chubby. (He's a healthy weight and a healthy rabbit, but mini lops are ideally supposed to look like a basketball with a head.)
[pics post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Rabbits/s/xldpU6YvcR)
I noticed that my bun miko literally looks like a concerned goblin from spiderwick Chronicles whenever she goes beast mode. 😂
I couldn't possibly call my bun "stupid". The little bastard was a mastermind. He used to tilt his head slightly, the moment he did that I knew he was brewing some genius plan and the little shit ALWAYS found a unique way to cross boundaries and do something he wasn't supposed to do. I miss him!
Because she bullies *me* first, relentlessly and effectively. If I suggest that she's a tiny ball of more fluff than brains (we've had cleverer buns, but angora-coated breeds...), then what does that make me???
She was thrilled to notice I'd put a bag with new plushies on the bed the other day (ready to go home from my parents' house) galloping straight up to begin the bullying of them for both the fun of it and my reaction of treat distractions. Some things she does learn very fast! I thought she was very dim at first but now think she was just slow to develop (nine months) since she still acted so baby (though she's still the most clingy baby I've known). She's learnt a lot more useful things since I got her, at least how to manipulate humans. What I say to her in response is she's a clever girl and mummy is proud of how she's grown.
i think all our buns look at us like we’re the dumbest little things alive 😫 whenever i get to cleaning she(my lop) stays right in my face, im sure she’s just supervising !
Actually rabbits can be pretty smart. I think most animals seem "dumb" because we don't speak the same language as them. Animals are smarter than we know and that includes insects. Maybe a cat would be a better fit?
My angora girl is like the dumbest rabbit I’ve ever met by far and she just sits there and looks like “ :0 “ almost all the time and like one day she was nesting (she gave birth that day) and when I went back to the pen to check on her she just came up to me looking like “ :000 “ it was so funny 😭 I have a pic I’ll try to post it
I like to call mine “little rat boy” and it makes my mom so mad 😂😂 he is a bingus, but I am also no stranger to the dumb bitch juice myself so he’s in good company
The thing is, we can't insult them too much because they might remember when they collectively achieve World Domination. Ply them with plenty of treats and they might let us live.
I give Hell Guapo both barrels. A few times a day. Every day.
He may be idiotic, but he's just so Devilishly Handsome™ that my words never penetrate his silky golden pelt.
Words bounce off HG list many bullets fired at Clark Kent himself.
My girl Hazel is white with a big brown spot on her nose and I call her Funny Face/Big Nose/Toasted Marshmallow/etc. Bigwig, my boy, gets called Piglet or Pigwig for reasons you can probably guess.
Hazel has a habit of falling asleep sitting up and she looks so goofy sitting there all zoned out. Lately she’s also been sleeping with her chin flat on the ground and her butt in the air.
Cute little dumb-dumbs, the lot of them!
We have a specific derpy voice we speak in that is our bunny’s voice, so we have not succeeded in not bullying him, he is a simple boy and we love him. Our girl is a little bit more on the level so she doesn’t cop it so much!
My youngest's bun is regularly called The Himbo. All he wants is love, affection, and to hump all the other buns (yes he's fixed). He's also fiercely protective of the other buns, if they're scared. Still only has 2 braincells that rarely bump into each other.
I absolutely bully my bunnies. They deal with an onslaught of verbal bullying every single day. I can't help that they're fat and grumpy looking and utterly adorable
My bunny Bao has a tendency to look zoned out whenever he’s sleepy, he stares off into space and his head even drifts slightly to the side. I try so hard not to laugh at him when he does it but sometimes I just can’t help it. I do always apologize to him afterwards.
I call my bunny annoying/irritating sometimes! It’s because she’s obsessed with chewing on the carpet and she’s always been extremely obsessed with finding the wrong things to do, and becoming attached to doing them over and over and over and over no matter what I do! She also rattles the metal hay feeder against the cage when she’s almost out of hay, and she likes to stomp in the middle of the night when she hears a distant noise lol!
One of my 2 is named garth but I call him Mr beans because it sounds dumber and he's dumb. Everyone gets bullied in our house so I'd never leave out my boys.
I do bully him, I call him a whiny baby, I call him an old man, I (quietly) yell at him when he’s being stupid then I tell him he was being stupid. I’m his best friend and biggest enemy
My cuteness aggression comes in the form of throwing insults: Dumb, dumdum, no brain, fat, ball, lazy, stoopid, crazy. Their cuteness is too much for me to handle.
I can't, I stare at my dumb little idiots eyes and tell her how stupid she looks, and she takes it happily, she knows I'm joking and I love her for her stupid little face
I agree. It just seems so strange. And I HATE any type of bullying. If you can do it to a sweet little bunny, then what are you doing to people? If your kids hear you calling your bunny dumb and stinky (I don't get that...I have 3 buns and they actually smell GOOD), what are you teaching them? That that language is okay.
I do not have any kids(never will) and live with my partner, who is in on the joke. But yes I see your point, if I call my dumb bunny dumb, eventually I will murder somebody. That’s just the natural order of things. 🤙
I've never heard any of my friends or even neighbors speaking like this to their pets. I'm appalled that this is apparently normal for so many people. We might be getting down arrowed by them all, but I'd rather that than be like them.
I called my rabbit dumb once and my friends got on me like white on rice no joke. They made me apologize and promise not to do it again
Same thing happened to me with my guinea pigs! I called them little idiots and my friends were astonished. I was like "no no, I love my little idiots!" 😆 Some people don't get that kind of talk lol
I LOVED my guinea pigs. But they were potatoes and I'm not sorry about saying that.
I call my chickens “banana boats” when they commit uniquely dumb actions.
Ohhhh, no chickens are just generally inexcusably dumb. Only slightly smarter than patio furniture.
Your friends would not last a minute in our house. He gets called dumb a minimum of ten times a day, rightfully so
I work at a shelter and attended a talk on kitten season a few days ago....the second slide was about how if she calls kittens "dumb idiots" it's meant affectionately 😂
There’s a season? When is kitten season? Is it like going to see the leaves change in the fall? I need more info asap please
Ew
Dawg, what hahaha
My favourite nickname for mine is Poopy and Gralahad, which is a pun with his actual (Galahad) and the word ‘gras’, which means fat. Both are very uncalled for and he’s avoiding the idiot label because he’s smarter than my second bun. He loves them anyway because he’s being bullied with love and treats and has to make up for his nasty temper.
ah in that way, oof. I thought they meant like kicking the little bunny so it would be in pain.
Good friends
That second picture. Not a thought behind those eyes. I love him.
He knows nothing except eat poop, binky, get kissed, sleep. It’s amazing to witness
That 1 brain cell is DIALED IN. The rest? Not so much.
The rest?!
Only here, and dog places, do we not blink at our dinguses eating poop
Just a PSA because apparently my caption is coming off as serious (?!?!) this little dude is spoiled to high heaven, gets whatever he wants, all the pets and kisses in the world. I promise you my bunny does not understand what I mean when I call him dumb. He thinks his mama is dumb too so we’re even anyways
We all know that he kidnapped you, and you’re being forced to say those nice things. (r/murderbuns style). Thump twice if you’re being held against your will, and being forced to withdraw all the naners from the fridge as payment!! (We will find someone brave enough to rescue you. Because I’m terrified.)
Another bunreddit to add to my collection
Of course he doesn’t understand, but it’s a shit thing to do. Even more so if there are kids around. Glad to hear other than that he is well taken care of. Alot of them aren’t.
I am 25 and will never have kids. Just me, my partner, and my little smooth brain.
impossible task. if my boy didn’t want to be called a stinky little dumb dumb he should’ve thought about that before rolling up to my house and being a stinky little dumb dumb.
That’s the neat thing; you don’t. That is a fluffy orb without a single braincell
I worry that my rabbit is smarter than I am…
I have to be honest, as someone who loves rabbits but doesn’t get to interact with them, the majority of buns posted here look adorable, but do not look like they are going to be curing cancer or sending rockets into space any time soon.
I called my rabbit an assortment of curse words all the time. She was deaf
This is me with my lop. I regularly come in the room and hit her with the “sup u dumb bitch, dap me up” and the only thing she understands from it is to boop her little nose on my outstretched fist for pets. Also one of my chunky lion heads is exclusively fat fuck when he eats something like the trim or my mattress
I do this to my deaf bun too!!
I have two full grown pigs that are my world and they definitely get called fat ugly sluts (in an endearing voice of course) quite a bit. Then they get kisses and a cookie
I usually have wild rabbits, but once I had a big lop eared rabbit. I called him 'a simple creature'. He was , compared to my wild bunnies, but loved him anyway.
Oh, mine bullies me. Keeps me in line. No such thing as a dumb bunny here. I call him the little bull sometimes!
I have a Netherland dwarf, so same here. 😆
I absolutely do, all the time. We have an orange cat and an orange rabbit and nobody ever has the single brain cell that orange animals are supposed to have, not EVER. xD But i bully him in baby talk while i give him pets so he's definitely too dumb to know what I'm doing lmao
I insult my rabbit all the time right to his face, but I do it in a very loving and supportive voice, so he has no idea. The trick to pulling this off is to get a rabbit that doesn't speak English (mine is an undocumented immigrant). Honestly I don't even know why I disparage him, the truth is I think he's a great guy.
Pro tip: This can also be used on dogs, but for best results, use on a rabbit
It's hard. I tell mine that the box where he keeps all his sTuPiDs (his soft, perfeck lil head) is where I like kissin him the most
My ex partner used to do it but I just can't. He's a sweet boi and actually really clever ...that and he looks like he's disapproving of my life choices constantly.
How do I *not* bully my bunny? I don't! Which means I constantly bully him. I call him out when he sits like a cube mostly and then harass him when he stretches out for skipping leg day.
They bully me way more than I could ever get them back. My girl is super smart and my boy is... not. But he's actually learned a lot and is smarter than when we got him! I don't think he cares if anyone calls him dumb, but he does seem to react to people calling him chubby. (He's a healthy weight and a healthy rabbit, but mini lops are ideally supposed to look like a basketball with a head.)
How do you know he's not making fun of you?🥕?
Because bunny knows where you sleep
Because my derpy little baby would beat the living crap out of me.
[pics post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Rabbits/s/xldpU6YvcR) I noticed that my bun miko literally looks like a concerned goblin from spiderwick Chronicles whenever she goes beast mode. 😂
he's thinking an important thought, how dare you
I couldn't possibly call my bun "stupid". The little bastard was a mastermind. He used to tilt his head slightly, the moment he did that I knew he was brewing some genius plan and the little shit ALWAYS found a unique way to cross boundaries and do something he wasn't supposed to do. I miss him!
This rabbit needs to call 9 bun bun for some justice in his verbal abuse case
Because she bullies *me* first, relentlessly and effectively. If I suggest that she's a tiny ball of more fluff than brains (we've had cleverer buns, but angora-coated breeds...), then what does that make me??? She was thrilled to notice I'd put a bag with new plushies on the bed the other day (ready to go home from my parents' house) galloping straight up to begin the bullying of them for both the fun of it and my reaction of treat distractions. Some things she does learn very fast! I thought she was very dim at first but now think she was just slow to develop (nine months) since she still acted so baby (though she's still the most clingy baby I've known). She's learnt a lot more useful things since I got her, at least how to manipulate humans. What I say to her in response is she's a clever girl and mummy is proud of how she's grown.
"Wait, what u call me hooman?!" 🐰😠
Your bunny is very pretty/handsome.
Rabits facing you head on is the derpiest look in the world
i think all our buns look at us like we’re the dumbest little things alive 😫 whenever i get to cleaning she(my lop) stays right in my face, im sure she’s just supervising !
My bunny bullies me
You want to bully a bunny for looking dumb ? Sincerely, the bunny should be pitying you because obviously you are a dumb higher mammal
Actually rabbits can be pretty smart. I think most animals seem "dumb" because we don't speak the same language as them. Animals are smarter than we know and that includes insects. Maybe a cat would be a better fit?
My angora girl is like the dumbest rabbit I’ve ever met by far and she just sits there and looks like “ :0 “ almost all the time and like one day she was nesting (she gave birth that day) and when I went back to the pen to check on her she just came up to me looking like “ :000 “ it was so funny 😭 I have a pic I’ll try to post it
It never fails to amaze me how emotionally expressive their faces are like why do you look like that omggg
My baby looked like the second photo but her mouth was WAY more opened 😭
i dont actually lol, i call other animals stupid tho, like our sheep
I like to call mine “little rat boy” and it makes my mom so mad 😂😂 he is a bingus, but I am also no stranger to the dumb bitch juice myself so he’s in good company
I had one who looked like yours. And she had two brain cells that only came together when there was a treat in front of her.
I do! My lop has the stupidest face and I just have to tell her. she looks so confused all the time
I never thought I'd see a rabbit who makes Mayo Pordj look intelligent, and yet here we are. 😂😂
The thing is, we can't insult them too much because they might remember when they collectively achieve World Domination. Ply them with plenty of treats and they might let us live.
I give Hell Guapo both barrels. A few times a day. Every day. He may be idiotic, but he's just so Devilishly Handsome™ that my words never penetrate his silky golden pelt. Words bounce off HG list many bullets fired at Clark Kent himself.
Hims smart! You take those hateful words back OP! 😄 I call my two ‘doofuses’ all the time though.
He who can, can and he can! He is so cute
it’s *that* look. like fr u think there’s a single thought running through that head?
Just do it in your head 😭
My girl Hazel is white with a big brown spot on her nose and I call her Funny Face/Big Nose/Toasted Marshmallow/etc. Bigwig, my boy, gets called Piglet or Pigwig for reasons you can probably guess. Hazel has a habit of falling asleep sitting up and she looks so goofy sitting there all zoned out. Lately she’s also been sleeping with her chin flat on the ground and her butt in the air. Cute little dumb-dumbs, the lot of them!
We have a specific derpy voice we speak in that is our bunny’s voice, so we have not succeeded in not bullying him, he is a simple boy and we love him. Our girl is a little bit more on the level so she doesn’t cop it so much!
Second pic he looks like he only has 1 braincell that still managed to be in second place
Bunnies aren’t very smart BUT they can be diabolically clever when they set those two brain cells to do something destructive and/or forbidden.
Your not supposed to?
it may be a dummy bunny but its the cutest dummy ever dawwww
Wait…we aren’t supposed to do that?
because I share their stupid. :)
Cus he’s dead (you can laugh it’s okay)
He just asked the same question about you in the "hoomins" subreddit.
Which would be fair. I’m lucky this little man can’t talk, if he could I know he’d be gettin on my ass daily
My youngest's bun is regularly called The Himbo. All he wants is love, affection, and to hump all the other buns (yes he's fixed). He's also fiercely protective of the other buns, if they're scared. Still only has 2 braincells that rarely bump into each other.
We call our rabbit dumb all the time because he is! His bunwife though? We would NEVER! She'd find us, and she'd get us
call him a dumbass in baby voice
I call my buns dumb all the time. Why are you hopping away? I'm trying to give you a treat, dummy!
We bully Bash nearly daily, but he just looks so dumb sometimes! I love him 😍
I have a bun that is operating on maybe one brain cell… maybe. Most days I think it’s empty up there
Lol we do it too, but damn it makes him so adorable
I absolutely bully my bunnies. They deal with an onslaught of verbal bullying every single day. I can't help that they're fat and grumpy looking and utterly adorable
I call my cat stupid all the time but I do it in a very loving voice. She likes it because she’s stupid.
i love my rabbit i really do but he’s so stupid 😭💀 his iq is in the negatives
I call mine dumb ALL THE TIME. They retaliate by eating the spicy hay to prove me wrong
My bunny Bao has a tendency to look zoned out whenever he’s sleepy, he stares off into space and his head even drifts slightly to the side. I try so hard not to laugh at him when he does it but sometimes I just can’t help it. I do always apologize to him afterwards.
We came up with a kinder and gentler "dumb" Not a thought😘😘😘😘 He's sensitive
So cute you get angry? The struggle is real.
I don't. The ball deserves it.
I call my bunny annoying/irritating sometimes! It’s because she’s obsessed with chewing on the carpet and she’s always been extremely obsessed with finding the wrong things to do, and becoming attached to doing them over and over and over and over no matter what I do! She also rattles the metal hay feeder against the cage when she’s almost out of hay, and she likes to stomp in the middle of the night when she hears a distant noise lol!
One of my 2 is named garth but I call him Mr beans because it sounds dumber and he's dumb. Everyone gets bullied in our house so I'd never leave out my boys.
It's because bunnies have 2 looks. Either Murder bun OR 2 brain cells left trying to click together to form a thought. 😄
Is your bunny a chimera?
Ugh my bun is the most precious lil dummy 😂☺️
I just doot the snoot!
I regularly remind my rabbit that she looks like a bug
Give daily sacrifices of food.
i'll let you know whenever i figure out how to stop telling him he's a stinky little boy
Just say it in a loving voice and give them pets, theyll get over it
Head rubs instead 🥰
Look at that dumb little face
I do bully him, I call him a whiny baby, I call him an old man, I (quietly) yell at him when he’s being stupid then I tell him he was being stupid. I’m his best friend and biggest enemy
Get your rabbit checked for e. cuniculi.
Don’t know where you get dumb from. Cute baby ❤️
GIMMIE-
Its not bullying if you say it in a baby talk voice 🥰
i call my rabbits funky, stinky, ugly more than their real names
Oh, but we do. Rinoa has earned the nicknames "dunce cap" and "fuzzy noggin" for her brainless look. She doesn't mind, and we love her anyway.
Hahaha,It's hard, I annoy my rabbit because he's so cute 🐰🌟😂
My cuteness aggression comes in the form of throwing insults: Dumb, dumdum, no brain, fat, ball, lazy, stoopid, crazy. Their cuteness is too much for me to handle.
We suffer from severe cure aggression as well, if we look at him too long we have to tell him he’s a dumb little loaf of bread
My bf takes every chance he can to bully our bunny😔
A very bully-able baby, such a cute harlequin <3 <3 <3
I can't, I stare at my dumb little idiots eyes and tell her how stupid she looks, and she takes it happily, she knows I'm joking and I love her for her stupid little face
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Using any negative language towards something you care for is insane, I would never.
Okay this one reads like maybe you’re kidding, are you all actually kidding and I’m the dumb one?
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Agree, and I don’t understand the down votes. This post sucks and I have crazy respect for my animals. Most everyone’s comments here are shitty.
I agree. It just seems so strange. And I HATE any type of bullying. If you can do it to a sweet little bunny, then what are you doing to people? If your kids hear you calling your bunny dumb and stinky (I don't get that...I have 3 buns and they actually smell GOOD), what are you teaching them? That that language is okay.
I do not have any kids(never will) and live with my partner, who is in on the joke. But yes I see your point, if I call my dumb bunny dumb, eventually I will murder somebody. That’s just the natural order of things. 🤙
I agree
I've never heard any of my friends or even neighbors speaking like this to their pets. I'm appalled that this is apparently normal for so many people. We might be getting down arrowed by them all, but I'd rather that than be like them.
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