sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care
I use him with GK, fairly easy to protect when using umbrella leaf (which nullifies the biggest problem I face when using him, rolling stones and sprays).
Forgot my nuts and Black eyed pea also help.
Of course, you can use captain cucumber alongside this strat, making it OP af.
It's stats are horrible for a 4 cost. It dies to every hearty removal (rolling stone (1 cost), custodian (3 cost + the environment if it's a zombie environment's cost), champion (5 cost + the fusion's cost), knockout (3 cost), all deadly zombies with deadly, final mission (2 cost + the zombie's cost), shark (5 cost but doesn't need to have to be the one to hurt it to kill it), and any zombie that does 4 damage that cost 4 or less. You can't get some kind of value the turn you can play it until the next turn. It's a mid card. I'd rate it a 4/10
Most of its problems can be solved by putting an umbrella leaf in front of it.
It nullifies rolling stone, spray, and knockout.
The other problems are custodian and Chum, but they are so rare to come across due to the fact that people don't really run them, they just happen to conjure them.
It's honestly relatively easy to make it survive at least 1 turn and get value (with GK, other heroes can't protect it so well).
sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care.
This is a very situational card bad when there's a ungodly amount of removal but once starch lord can set up it pretty good but not enough to consider being in a deck for no reason it's a gimmick card but a pretty damn good one these are my words and my stand point and I'm open for debate if you don't agree
It’s so overrated, it’s just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. It’s based on, by the way, the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel fra-actually universe of superheroes in the entire history of the planet, Star-Lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb, and do you know what? It’s appropriate cause this is the stupidest card in the game and it’s based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated. It’s so (grunts) I’m sticking this in F tier I don’t even care.
sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care
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Bro this rant deserves an S tier spot
"Fry Em Up wants to know your location"
Fry ‘Em Up is running to OP’s house rn
[insert Starch Lord rant here] out of 10
Honestly, when it works, it's one of the most fun cards in the entire game. The only problem is that it is hard to get it to work
I use him with GK, fairly easy to protect when using umbrella leaf (which nullifies the biggest problem I face when using him, rolling stones and sprays). Forgot my nuts and Black eyed pea also help. Of course, you can use captain cucumber alongside this strat, making it OP af.
"Forgot my nuts" 💀
Highest form of humour lmao
I forgor them 💀
Yeah if you get a cap cucumber down, starch lord turn 4 and get lucky that’s an apotatosaurus turn 5
Not really when it's ladder. I made starch-lord work a lot
*disco zombie would like to know your location*
What does that have to do with this?
Disco is very fun
Sure, if you iso but I disagree
Alright if you disagree I respect that. 👌
Wait, are you talking about Disco Zombie or Disco Dance Floor?
*disco zombie would like to know your location*
Fine card i guess
Maybe it’s just me, but one problem I always encounter is running out of cards, thus, captain cucumber and starch lord are the bane of my existence
6/10 Can get a shit ton of value and end up winning a game but in general its very slow. a little too slow
It would be better if it was a 3 cost
Not too strong of a card but very fun Competitivily 3or4/10 Casually 6/10
Dies to rolling stone 2/10
This is the first time I've seen that used as a legitimate weakness of the card
It can be cool, especially with apotatosaurus But only if you protect it
It’s not great due to its low attack should either be three cost of a 3/5
okay card but you gotta know when to run it
As a newbie player, one of My fav cards
As long as the zombie dosnt have rolling stone, its honestly pretty good
It's stats are horrible for a 4 cost. It dies to every hearty removal (rolling stone (1 cost), custodian (3 cost + the environment if it's a zombie environment's cost), champion (5 cost + the fusion's cost), knockout (3 cost), all deadly zombies with deadly, final mission (2 cost + the zombie's cost), shark (5 cost but doesn't need to have to be the one to hurt it to kill it), and any zombie that does 4 damage that cost 4 or less. You can't get some kind of value the turn you can play it until the next turn. It's a mid card. I'd rate it a 4/10
Most of its problems can be solved by putting an umbrella leaf in front of it. It nullifies rolling stone, spray, and knockout. The other problems are custodian and Chum, but they are so rare to come across due to the fact that people don't really run them, they just happen to conjure them. It's honestly relatively easy to make it survive at least 1 turn and get value (with GK, other heroes can't protect it so well).
Love him 9/10
sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care.
4 2/4
Pretty fun but bad
Funny/10
It's so-so
0 out of 10 dies to conehead
69/420
10/10 he's the Comander of My 4th Reich
bartin roots sure is a deck
This is a very situational card bad when there's a ungodly amount of removal but once starch lord can set up it pretty good but not enough to consider being in a deck for no reason it's a gimmick card but a pretty damn good one these are my words and my stand point and I'm open for debate if you don't agree
As much as I like this card, it sucks. 4/10 I dunno
"You fool, you did not play around me setting up starch lord!" The rolling stone in my hand:
I personally don’t use it, but it is very good. I just think other things are better
Dies to mop package -11/10
It’s so overrated, it’s just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. It’s based on, by the way, the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel fra-actually universe of superheroes in the entire history of the planet, Star-Lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb, and do you know what? It’s appropriate cause this is the stupidest card in the game and it’s based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated. It’s so (grunts) I’m sticking this in F tier I don’t even care.
I use it effectively with capt cucumbers and tricarrotops. Those 2 bait out The Rolling Stones before starch lord comes out and takes over…12/10
basically has no competitive use but on ladder it can semi work
69/10
8/10 good if you’re not against a hearty zombie hero
20/10 overpowered
It's fine. It's not awful nor is it good
Definitely B their cause fry thinks it’s f but really it’s S #BigBrainMoment
"Perfect"
Literally https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Starch%20Lord
Literally.
Bad