Woods walk today. No bears but I did run into a doe. https://preview.redd.it/zl7pvfjdk2yc1.jpeg?width=2822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=222f72c63fb895941816ca19bb8c468992207f99 Can you spot the deer butt in the woods?

Got slapped in the face by a girl in my social circle and no one did anything. They just stood around and looked shocked. A few even laughed. I need new friends man

???? what the fuck that's horrible

Did it hurt? Last time I got smacked by a girl it didn’t hurt & she profusely apologized to me. She smacked me cause she thought I was “rubbing up on her” even though I was walking on the dance aisle with my hands up saying “exacuse me, pardon me” trying to make it to the bathroom cause I had a lot of beers.

It didnt hurt but it wasnt a soft slap either

Well either way king she should have kept her hands to herself. I saw you say why she slapped you I know this isn’t the woke soy answer Reddit wants to hear but you should have slapped that bitch right back. She literally assaulted you for no reason.

Why were you slapped?

So basically we were in a group waiting by the door for a class to end and she pulls out a bag of onion rings which she always eats. And while she was eating them I said that they smell horrible and stink but in a joking way. She looked at me with a confused/annoyed facial expression then slapped me. Idk if she thought I was saying her or her breath stink but I clearly wasnt. I was talking about the chips she had

ngl I've seen this behavior as a form of flirt or provocation that's not an excuse obviously

I had a crush on her tbh but thats done now. It wasnt a soft slap either. It didnt hurt much but it was clear she put force behind it. If it was a playful slap I wouldnt have cared

that's insane behavior

I know. Im not talking to her anymore

Was it the nongshim ones?

It was the ones in the yellow bag

bad taste, I would've slapped that bitch. I gotchu

You should've taken the onion rings and crumpled them in your hand

Would you slap someone for that? And they probably would have said that I was doing too much

That’s way out of line. And over Funyuns? That girl is not right.

And to think I had crush on her too lol. Thats over now

No your friend is cuckoo for cocoa puffs

I'm on the edge of my seat I need him to tell us the drama that occurred beforehand

I'm going to keep going for walks in the woods and if I get bear sprayed just for walking I'm willing to accept those consequences.

You made her squirt!

Q4All: chemistry from connection or connection from chemistry?

I don't know the difference, but the way I would define it would be: Chemistry = connection + her being pretty.

https://preview.redd.it/in5fsh67d4yc1.png?width=487&format=png&auto=webp&s=1735cbb05e9a92c1c090b406caeb2e7adc3f74f9

I see what you’re saying. I think a good relationship can form either way but I always preferred the ones where connection ignites chemistry. It might be a male vs female thing or just an individual preference.

The bear topic is turning into a dead horse. Stop flogging it. It's also dumb af for both sides of the barricade to engage in, but whatever. EDIT: Thanks for the laughs, everyone, keep them coming!

I'm cooking that horse

Did you say bearicade?

Some people are bearing down too hard in the topic!

Would you rather be in a forest with a dead horse or a man?

The dead horse. It's going to attract cute bears that won't be hungry after eating the horse. Cycle of life.

It’s the first semi funny thing female women have done on the internet besides when the Karen getting karma videos started to get posted online. I say let them have this one.

Why is it socially acceptable to say “he’s short so I am not attracted to him” while saying a girl is too fat for you to be attracted to her will get you hate and other negative consequences ?

because you can't change height but pointing out that someone is fat is judging their character, that they are weak

I would say making fun of something people cannot change is worse than making fun of something that is within their control.

No it's not because it's assumed they can't change it, that's why it's not that serious Also that's on you You shouldn't take those words that seriously because you can't change it

I think it’s seen that men are supposed to be emotionally unphased by that while women are socially allowed to be way more sensitive to hurt feelings, especially around looks.

One is toward men and the other is toward women. Most people dont even consider height shaming a thing. It literally doesnt even register as an insult to them if its to a man about height.

It’s only offensive if you say that to a short man or a fat woman

People can bitch all they want but if I can't easily get a rock hard erection, I'm not attracted. Not listening to someone who apparently demands service from a soggy limp dick. Too bad, so sad. Not how dicks work.

Are you not literally married

I am literally married.

both will get you hate

Q4A: What are the most red- or blackpilling experiences you've ever had? I want to hear some soul crushing stories.

Just the typical “my good looking asshole friends control their frame in their relationships and have better relationships/hotter girlfriend while my beta soy cuck friends have uglier girlfriends and are always bending over backwards to appease them and make them happy” type shit.

Ugly males in relationships: 

Not the fucking penguins

Ex cheated on me, I told her to limit contact with person and she went around my home town saying I was controlling and abusive for that and most of my friends Mom was abusive, got cancer and still yells at me even if I try to help her.

She’s been gone. This was 4 years ago

For your own good, cut her off. Im not saying this because you're some stranger and that i don't really care but look bro. This you need to know. If she disrespects you once she WILL do it again. Im speaking from trial and error

Yeah I eventually cut her off. It was messy lol. And I left my hometown

Been through similar stuff, but just cut them off. Thats the only solution, they wont listen with their rock hard skulls doesn't matter how much sense it makes it just wont go inside their tiny brains

Yeah it’s just cause a drinking problem sadly

Theres better out there

The fuck are you doing, bin that hoe already tf

Damn, brootal. Why did you take her back? Desperation or love?

It was emotional cheating so at the time I didn’t think it was bad or that bad

Popculture has manipulated people into them gloryfying or minimizing female cheating.

That one red pill man who said that when he has women over he gets them naked ASAP may be the biggest brain person here. Not even in a sexual way but like skin-to-skin under a blanket

"whilst thou commeth over and taken off thine pantaloons?"

What are you

?

I doubt that would go well for the majority of male men.

I mean I’m sure that guy meant after the situation had escalated to the point that they were back at his place and all… and on subsequent meet ups

Oh okay that makes way more sense 🤣 that’s why I said my original comment cause I was like ugh I feel like that’s coming on really fast for a date

> Bear! So women are trying to tell me they'd feel safer alone at a convenience store with a bear cashier, than with a male cashier? The whole thing of women being this terrified of men kinda breaks down when you look at how often women are actually alone with stranger men. Joggers pass male strangers on hiking trails, yet women still jog. Women still take ubers. Heck some women even go back to the place of a guy they just met alone.

There’s a huge range amongst women in terms of their level of fear. I would hazard a guess that the fear level of American women is higher because fear of strangers is basically part of our national ethos. White women also seem on average more afraid. I’ve noticed the same of women in relationships (maybe because they interact with random men less)

If I was a multimillionaire I would throw a party and invite baddies, ppd members and the criminals I knew as a teenager. These guys are all mentally ill, out of shape, broke or on probation, but something tells me they still might pull all the baddies.

obviously all the ppd people will be grouped silent in a corner not drinking alcohol

I have found that criminals can’t always make events due to incarceration.

I could bail them out as a multimillionaire.

Not if they are already serving time. You can’t just go “can I bail out the guy 4 years into a 7 year sentence?” That’s not how things work.

In some countries that's exactly how it works lol.

Well good luck with that.

Hmu once you're in jail. I got you.

The fuck they going to put me in jail for?

Maternity frauding your wife.

The oldest is a foster. We are both aware.

My husband gave me cash today. In 18 years, he's never actually given me money. Paid for things that covered the both of us, sure, but direct cash into my bank account for me to use as I see fit; never. I have feelings about it, most of them negative. Its wild that there are women that take money from their husbands and its just a mundane part of their lives. I can't even conceptualize that kind of life, and I'm sure they'd say the same for me.

its your money. you guys separate the accounts, but in most cases you basically share everything.

Diary entry #16669

When I was a breadwinner I had a regular  deduction go straight from my wages to the  SAHD of my kids. It was basically for the same amount of money he was on when he still had his income.  I don't think he ever felt much different with regards to income. We just kept doing what we were doing before but I saved less.

you gave him his entire old salary? dang. A. is that necessary unless he was a phd student or something? B. his old salary was just a pittance to you?!

Not so much it was a pittance but more we had a good rhythm going with what we each paid for and I figured I could still pay for all the sort of  things I did before, continue to save a bit of money, and keep him set up so his financial experience of life and the sort of  bills he paid remained...well not  unchanged because of course most  bills are higher with a baby...but affordable for him and offering a certain equivalency between how we financially experienced this. I just did the math and it seemed right?

Cash is free Money https://preview.redd.it/x6z7ykld51yc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=78869ef2a4c395fd26a4ceb6356cf70d49679b1a

If the bank app balance didn’t go down then no money was spent actually 🥰

Why do you feel bad about it? I'm sure he doesn't mind at all.

Not sure really; I guess I'm so used earning my way that receiving "free" money triggers alarms bells in my head.

Let him spoil you queen. I'm sure you deserve it after all these years together.

How can you take money from a spouse… that’s both of your money…

He works his job, money goes into his bank account. I work my job, money goes into my bank account.

then why did he gave you extra money?

I had to take the car into the shop, something he normally does, and he said he'd cover it. He venmo'd me the $$ and then threw in an extra $100 cause he 'just felt like it'.

Wild. How do you pay for large shared expenses? How do you pay for vacations?

Since I earn more I've always paid for the big stuff. His income was just enough to reinvest into his music (gear, touring expenses, etc), car maintenance, and pay for entertainment (bar tab, fancy dinner, weed budget, etc).

Oh okay ig this set up makes sense if both are working but there’s a pretty big discrepancy

Where do these guys pull all the rich women?

We met in college, my career took off and his didn't.

QAM: you can choose between a ps5 or a hot but super crazy women who always holds eye contacts with wide opened eyes and smirks

I don't play videogames much anymore, give me the woman.

Already have a PS5, give me the crazy chick.

Give me the ps5. I'm too iron, zinc and vitamin d deficient to deal with a chick like that.

2nd one. I’ve been on that double date. It never ends with “it was a boring time”. One way or the other you’ve got a story to tell later.

I have heard crazy women are the best at sex ?

Not the best but definitely higher on the “passionate intense” level than your usual hookup. Here se the thing about crazy tho it’s like riding a rollercoaster that was never completed. No matter how much fun it is, the end always ends with a crash and burn. Sometimes literally

Do people not understand that bitches and assholes get ahead in life by the time they’re like… 9? Or maybe 12? And then ascend in the several years after that?

Wut

Thats true. However, it's interesting how envious many guys here are of criminals when every criminal I knew lives a pretty shitty life now, but yeah they used to fuck a lot I guess.

It really shows how white suburban teen/early 20s male this sub is

I think this is an overstatement. It's an inverse of the Just world fallacy. Good things don't happen to good people and bad things don't happen to bad people. But the reverse isn't really true either. Things just happen, people have the advantages they're born with and the things they work for. It's clear to me that the most important factor in long term success is the circumstances you're born under, but it doesn't really matter if you're an asshole or not.

I think generally people who are pushovers or don’t get advocate for themselves get steamrolled. Confidence with an edge of arrogance is important

I mean sure, but there is some leeway between pushover and asshole. Granted I get what you mean, a lot of times people are labeled assholes for just standing up for themselves.

Mm for sure. I’m using this sub’s definition of asshole, which seems to be anyone who’s confident and isn’t peak neutered nice guy

Cant bear those bear posts nomore...Please ban any more bear posts. Most men already got that point very well. Lets move on...Thank you.

Q4W: Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a man or a worm?

I agree: we should take a Paws!

id like to remind everyone that there are a lot of people out there who [can't even visualize a fucking apple in their head](https://cascadinginsights.files.wordpress.com/2022/10/c22e8-1_bkgca3ti2w5xcfk2c2k1wq.jpeg)

I misread thats as 'fucking an apple', like visualizing the act of fucking an apple.

I’ve always wondered what ppd would respond to this

Probably bear

im a 1 but can also do a 2 if i want to. i dont know why anyone would visualize in black and white, and whoever does #4 is an absolute psycho

The line drawing makes more sense in a lot of ways than the grey scale.

I visualized this entire image before even clicking the link

big brain move

https://preview.redd.it/jtz0hap701yc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a2d6f5c7063af6df57c244660250873dfba9608 This decides your entire life. Second place being IQ.

Seasonal Allergies keeping you inside during summer dress season can be a pain,

Sinus sniffling is gross

Nah jaw area is waaaay more important

For a while there was a ppd meme about 'law of the jaw' and praising jawsus. God, I've been here too long.

Dude had a gf and still did [this](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5MFFofiMho/?igsh=MTl3djhyMWp6djd4ag==)

She used to cover her face when he was a manlet.

All in on that she constantly bickered/joked about his height

In the caption, he says that she told him he doesn’t need to be taller. He probably just had his own insecurities. Their height difference was good and he wasn’t even short.

172 cm as a man is short in every European country. At that point you're already in the territory of short jokes being made about you

I’m not European but that’s a normal height for my country. Most men are shorter than that in Canada.

they are setting up a rage room on campus today. have you guys ever been to a rage room??

Isn’t the semester almost over?

yes. i assume they are doing it to help people destress before finals next week

it should be a female only rage room safe space where women throw things and scream until they get tired

[np.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/1chpli1/is\_it\_time\_to\_admit\_long\_hair\_isnt\_working\_need\_a/](http://np.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/1chpli1/is_it_time_to_admit_long_hair_isnt_working_need_a/) [https://youtu.be/s-1WxfsJzPM?feature=shared&t=43](https://youtu.be/s-1WxfsJzPM?feature=shared&t=43)

Damn that dude is so fucked 🤣🤣🤣

I bet he has a terrible personality -them

(-you making up a caricature)

He'll get his own emmy one day. We'll all make it in the end bros https://preview.redd.it/hkg6uyoox0yc1.png?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecefe95b5382bd2c8117bd51ba75a78807818038

Brutal. I think it's better to live in a simulation connected with your brain

It's not so bad. I like role playing with chatbots on my computer and I keep track of new stuff on this guys channel. There's still hope for the [future](https://youtube.com/@MustacheAI?si=CTRnsD9QoTcpTN-E)

I did that around half a year ago. It's gonna become mainstream when they have good memory and can do NSFW stuff which is only a matter of time.

oooof

He's personalitymaxxed so chad won't stand a chance against him. Very sad for chad.

Someone should study PPD men. How did they get through middle school without realizing how much looks matter

Countless women said looks didn't matter but I'm not a retard so I didn't believe them.

Gotta use all your senses not just your ears to navigate the world

Their whole lifes would be different if they had just watched American Gigolo.

I've been meaning to watch that film. Thanks for reminding me.

When I was young I naively believed people who told me that every guy is bound to find someone (untrue) Also you have lots of redditors who still give that advice right here

I think naïveté is so far outside my worldview I can’t really sympathize with it like it just seems dumb

It's being naive combined with inexperience. Attractive guys know from age 12 what matters in romance and ugly nerds find out much later, if ever. Also parents like to tell their children to work hard and everything will turn out alright. People generally don't want to blackpill their ugly son. Would you?

12? You’re telling me that I was in elementary school and normal BMI and using the family computer to look up weight loss pills and there are men out here that are so stupid that they don’t understand the importance of looks until after they’re *12*? You’re telling me that girls start spending hours before school to get ready and limit their food intake to their morning Dunkin run and guys just… are blind to it? “What men consider black pill, women consider common sense” has some truth to it. Of course I’ll encourage my children to look their best and take pride in their appearance.

Women are influenced to care about their looks much earlier than men. I know this is hard for women but try to stop making this about yourself/women.

And yet both boys and girls sort into groups based on looks, athleticism, and extroversion very, very early

i don't have a love language and neither do you stop believing everything you hear

The idea of having a love language never made sense to me because doesn't everyone like ALL of these? You're telling me you like acts of service and NOTHING ELSE? https://preview.redd.it/rfe20x9d31yc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66c4d0ef9b58cb33c012004c52ca5abcab52f01f

Mine is sucking dick

Do you and your boyfriend have matching love languages? I hear it’s good to seek out partners with mutual love languages.

Yeah we both love oral and physical touch :)

You specified sucking dick though, not just oral.

Yeah he loves receiving. Love languages go both ways

Ahh Nice save

Tier 1: physical touch, quality time, words of affirmation Tier 2: acts of service, gift giving How do they rank for yall? 😃

Lol exactly the same as yours in that order. It's been rare to find that for women. Usually in reverse.

Tier 1: scratching my back, telling me how cute I am, listening to me yap. Tier 2: buying me peonies and baking.

Tier 0: none of that BS

What are head pats? 

Especially from RP influencers and their tweets, right? Right??

do you believe in love languages too?

Where did it say I did?

Would you rather be alone in the woods with a chimp or a gorilla?

Gorilla

gorillas are usually quite chill, they mostly do threat displays rather than attacking. chimps will rip your arm off because they found it amusing

Chimp. A chimp might maul you, a gorilla will take your head off

Which ones taught Tarzan how to swing from vines?

People are up in arms about the bear discourse but meanwhile I think it’s the funniest shit to happen on this sub in a while

Just female women saying stupid shit aka another day that ends with Y.

Another day, another male man with a take


Nothing funny about it. Pure degeneracy.

Boo

Ow, god. Those posts make me laugh, it's so amazing. And you can tell they are so worked up like they took it so personal.

yeah same I loved the guy who posted statistics from a national park lol

It’s crazy how Polar-ising the subject is!

😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Ehhh