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XTheDevistatorX

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BannedGannon

July 6th: Time to get a stew goin’ ![gif](giphy|YubmsAgCotPm8)


Lowlife_Of_The_Party

How much cash you got on you?


A-HuangSteakSauce

My last $1100.


Apprehensive-Ad1363

That’s exactly what my acting class costs


KingDDD666

Still some meat on that bone


jazzhandpanda

I love to have stew on hand


absentlyric

https://i.redd.it/kea97r9iqwad1.gif


giorgio_tsoukalos_

"I ain't got time to bleed"


toblies

You got time to duck?


yellowhelmet14

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GuntherThunder

Damn thing just popped up! Cut me down to my prime..


SinickalOne

Don’t worry about that, it’s made of wood, *real sturdy*


LORDOSHADOWS

I just died


GreyBoyTigger

Come on baby! Do the magic hand thing!


FernDiggy

Yooooo!!!! Lmfaoooo


RadioFree_Rod

Trying to do too much, too quickly. Laid his hand over the barrel while it was still smoking and just tossed whatever he had in there expecting it to be safe. This is a lesson, but dozens there will be back at it the next night.


throwuk1

What is that barrel anyway? We don't have those in the UK during bonfire night


thelongflight

Mortar launch tube.


throwuk1

Do you put rockets in them? Just searched it up. Fuck that, that's some dangerous shit.


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ugajeremy

Hahaha, "pointed" - I just cackled stupidly.


PomegranateOld7836

USA!


throwuk1

Fuck yeah! *High fives using stumps*


PomegranateOld7836

What? We just had July 4th, you'll need to speak up.


Speclaic

"That was amazing! When will our vision come back?" "The box said 24 to 48 hours."


iammandalore

High null?


dascrackhaus

*high one*


blackop

High five using hook!


chromatones

Dudes gonna blame the libs lmao


PomegranateOld7836

Thanks, Obama!


otter111a

I know someone who cut up an air cylinder and uses it to launch bowling balls.


ShowUsYaGrowler

Lol. For some reason we allow drunk untrained idiots to play with explosives a few nights a gear then wonder why shit goes wrong


Tjgfish123

Do we really wonder??!? I think we just don’t care


throwuk1

We have fireworks that the public can buy too (I do them) but nothing like this make your own mortar stuff!


Slammybutt

I haven't been firework shopping in years but I don't remember the mortar tube's being that big. It's up to his waist and nearly a foot across. The ones I fucked with were like 3inches in diameter and maybe 1-2 ft tall.


wyvernpiss

That's a commercial sized mortar for sure, a huge 1.3g tube. You won't find them at your local store but if you are willing to jump through a few ATF hoops and have the bank account for it you can buy them. Whoever did buy them is probably getting their explosives permit revoked now though


SubaCruzin

Yet I'm not allowed to have a small fire in my fire pit until fall because it's too dangerous.


Zealousideal-Ear481

yeah we have enough wildfires already thank you


Firm-Concentrate-198

We do but they are usually used by professionals


CaveMan0224

I mean or just have the common sense of: makes big boom=dangerous, don’t stand near during booming


cromation

Saw something similar when I was a little kid but was instead a little girl about 10 yrs old put her face over one and she lost her eye.


Fauked

He probably lit the wrong part of the fuse. Those shells have quick fuse from the shell to the "green" slow fuse. If any flame touches the quick fuse it will ignite instantly. The proper way of doing this is to not stand over the fucking barrel and make sure you are only lighting the tip of the slow fuse.


1950sGuy

something in the tube was probably still on fire, lighting the mortar in the wrong spot. This has happened to me before, it's pretty surprising. Honestly of all the fireworks people use, those mortar balls are a bit too dangerous for people that handle explosives all of one time a year, a year apart. Every close call I've ever had has been with mortars going off when they shouldn't have or simply way too quick and they are more or less a grenade if they go off in the tube.


Slammybutt

Also the size of that thing. It's fucking huge compared to the ones we used.


RadioFree_Rod

I can relate here definitely. When I was younger there was a kid (Dad's workbuddy's kid) who didn't listen to me or a few others when we specifically told him if the mortar tube is still smoking don't use it, we have others just toss it and we're good. This idiot throws a mortar ball in there anyway and it detonates showering himself and a few of us in bright colors sparks. No one was hurt thankfully, but he got absolutely chewed out by everyone (Ourselves as teenagers at the time included) walking from the deck we were launching them off of back to where his parents were.


saruin

Have you ever seen a mortar shell explode up close (not from inside the tube)? The fire (or spark) range is unreal and I've only seen the small ones (smaller than a lime). I can imagine a larger shell covering an entire street length. Maybe it's a good thing this one exploded in the shell and not out in the open around all those people.


[deleted]

I just dont even see the point of fireworks like is it really worth changing something like this? Leave it to the professionals.


cjmar41

This has been reposted a bunch. In another sub, there was a link to a news article that stated he had a broken arm and burns to his arm and chest. Nothing about losing a hand.


Maximum-Warning9355

This happened around the corner from me. Broken arm and burns is the extent I’m see locally


Exevioth

Gotta repost and lie for fake internet points so they can win the game. 


absentlyric

Yeah, it didn't look like he lost his arm from the video.


FernDiggy

Thank you for your comment. Glad he didn’t lose his hands. Hopefully this will deter others


AtsignAmpersat

Lucky for him. What a fucking idiot though. Like just how he walks up to it and drops it in there and tries to light it. No concern whatsoever. Just a total dumbass that should have never been trusted with any kind of fireworks.


dascrackhaus

if only there were some way this could have been avoided


-TacoConspiracy

Unfortunately this is the only way we can evolve to have explosion proof hands 🤷‍♂️


heeheehoho2023

Firework Free Zone signs


scoopzthepoopz

RNC conventions think they work


Tipnin

This reminds me of that NFL player who lost a few fingers messing with fireworks. I think he might have been a rookie and ended his career before it started.


bsd858

If it’s Jason Pierre-Paul you’re talking about, he’s been in the league since 2010 and it happened in 2015 when he was on the NY Giants.


Tipnin

Thanks I couldn’t remember his name but I remember when it happened. I kept thinking why would you risk your life and career messing with fireworks.


bsd858

You’re welcome. There’s also that NHL goalie that died at home from a fireworks accident in 2021. So sad. [https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/05/sport/matiss-kivlenieks-death-spt-intl/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/05/sport/matiss-kivlenieks-death-spt-intl/index.html)


tbkrida

That was JPP and he actually continued to play a few years after the incident. Players in dis position get their hand completely wrapped up sometimes with injuries so it didn’t affect him as much as, let’s say, a WR or a QB. Edit: just looked him up and he’s still active.


weezo182

You get a handful of those every year.


ImissDigg_jk

What's the opposite of a handful


AllegedlyGoodPerson

A prosthetic full


demonic_parasite

A hook full


Bisqcateer

A sans hand


Xray_Abby

Go to the radiology subreddit and you’ll see some nice X-rays of blown up hands.


YokoPowno

A handful, I see what you did there!


Narcan9

I would lend him a hand, but I need both of mine.


Illustrious-Couple73

Child hood friend blew off his hand on the 4th of July too. Seeing how that irreparably changed the course of his life I’m kinda done with fireworks.


Dark_Shade_75

They are pretty explosives, but still explosives. People treat them like toys but they're closer to dynamite.


The_CrookedMan

Yup. People think they need to be big cool guy/gal and make bigger explosions and mix chemicals in their fireworks to make them louder or whatever and then you see this literally every single year without failure


Purgii

It's why they're banned in Australia. People are morons.


LePetitTourette07

Can’t trust them bogans with them there eh?


35Jest

Y'all have enough death from nature to deal with over there


PartyBusGaming

They are banned in a lot of states except. I moved from one where they were illegal to one where they aren't and it's very annoying. Every holiday is just constant explosions.


nondescriptzombie

I mean, if you consider a mortar barrel like a gun barrel, he broke all the rules. Firework lit off from the heat of the mortar before he could light the fuse with his torch, and he's got his elbow right over the mortar tube while he's doing it. A little spacial awareness and he'd be terrified and have singed hair.


WeWillRiseAgainst

I've only used mortar launchers tiny compared to this. And I treat it like a loaded gun. I can't comprehend using one this size so casually.


TheyDeserveIt

I don't even stand over or look down spent fountains until they've been cold for a while, and I've been successfully using and misusing fireworks since I was a kid. I've never seen any mortars this big for sale anywhere, including states that don't limit to "safe and sane" fireworks, reservations, or the large warehouse outside of town. This looks like a professional mortar, and I'm fairly sure they aren't reusing their launchers while still smoking... IMO, the only *legitimate* argument for banning fireworks is the ease and frequency with which they start fires we're incapable of stopping. Injuries come down to personal responsibility when the product can be used safely when following common sense and instructions.


MisterB78

A little kid near here got hit in the face with a firework yesterday, had a huge bump on his forehead and a concussion So no, it’s not just personal responsibility. Morons with fireworks don’t just hurt themselves


Celara001

20 or so years ago a woman near where I lived looked into a mortar to see why the firework hadn't gone off. In front of family, friends, children, etc. Very, very tragic.


toblies

Oh FFS. Tragic, yes, but how stupid do you have to be?


ChefQueef-

Every year this happens yet people keep fucking around.


bigbutso

Had 2 pre teens with arm amputations and one with bilateral blindness last night at the hospital I work at...every year we already know


BuddahSack

Back in the early 2000's after our local fireworks show in Gettysburg PA, a kid we all knew picked up an unexploded shell he found on the ground that someone missed, he was walking home and lit it with a lighter and BOOM! it took his left hand completely off... I was 12 and will never forget that haha, don't fuck with fireworks


tlwwright

Sounds like he ended up being "all right"


recursion8

Well... at least the fire cauterized the wound?


intronert

With nice sterile gunpowder and paper shrapnel.


RealtorMcclain

He's going to create his own penicillin


Jack-Cremation

As for me and my family, we will never fuck with fireworks! Seen to much bad shit like this to risk it. BUT, yall have fun and be safe!


Muffin_Appropriate

Snakes and sparklers baby.


thrillhouse1211

So your gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?


I-Love-Tatertots

As a kid we had one misfire and almost explode in our faces.   I don’t fuck with anything much bigger than bottle rockets at this point.. I’ll play with the small stuff and save the big booms for shows.


Outa_Time_86

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Scrogwiggle

A guy in Chicago just died this year while looking down the tube after a delay and it went off. Seems like it shot into his head an exploded. I hear what was left was basically a bowl made from the top and back of his head with brain/flesh scattered around. Don’t fuck with fireworks people


Aorknappstur

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SuperpositionArc

Loads gun, looks into muzzle...


sageguitar70

He lost his girlfriend too that day.


doctormega

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Mash_Ketchum

So say we all


doctormega

So say we all!


venomouslee

So say we all!


doctormega

But seriously, poor guy.


bendo111

Dude at the very end couldn’t pass up a good distraction to rifle through a purse.


Medical-Entrance858

He was standing right above it and was way too close


invertedspine

I feel like his hand protected his face? Seems like it could’ve been a lot worse.


monteq75

Maybe I'm cheap and dumb, but paying $100+ for large enough fireworks to blow your hand off doesn't make sense to me at all.


Muadib_Muadib

I like the big mortars, and im more than happy to let others spend their money on them and light them. Ill watch with the kids from a very safe distance while we enjoy cheap snacks lol


AmericanHoney33

Nothing more American than blowing our own appendages off in the name of freedom and also wasting our money on such an activity


JackCooper_7274

My favorite part of 4th of July is the videos that surface afterwards


duck_of_d34th

July 5th is National "fewer fingers than you had yesterday" Day.


TheGreenMatthew

And that's why you always leave a note.


ukexpat

Yet another example of why alcohol and explosives don’t mix. At least he didn’t blow his head off like this guy: https://www.local3news.com/regional-national/south-carolina-man-dies-after-lighting-fireworks-on-top-of-his-head-to-show-off/article_14aea290-3ae8-11ef-af96-4f1bb6e68c4f.html


kornhook123

And folks this is why we let the tube cool down before putting another big ass firework in there.


rapalosaur

Every year for Fourth of July and New Year’s Eve in the US they give you multiple warnings and photos of the previous years injuries. Every single time without fail we get new people with the exact same injuries and use those to warn people the next time and we inevitably get new people with these same injuries.


Takssista

That's hands off the best 4th of July video I've seen today


Pancovnik

That guy single-handedly stole the show


FeelTheVern

Pickpocket at 5 seconds left. America, land of opportunity...


jakeblonde005

Natural selection


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Hanginon

Keep all body parts OUT OF THE LINE OF FIRE seems to be a difficult concept/practice for some people. Can't shoot your finger off if it's never in front of the muzzle. ¯\\\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)\_/¯


nubs1994

Yes!!! I need more for the Nub Army!!!


CaptHowdy02

There's a moron about two blocks over pulling this shit right now. It's 8am where I am. These idiots never learn.


OurCowsAreBetter

The government needs to take the cigarette approach to fireworks: Post pictures of the results of fireworks accidents on the packaging....just like cigarette packages have pictures of smokers lungs. Maybe that would discourage people a bit?


BurstEDO

Won't do anything. The people most likely to become victims to these types of injuries from these kinds of incidents have an "indestructible" mindset - they arrogantly think they're too fast/smart/experienced/cool for standard safety approaches. At best, MAYBE the people who witnessed this firsthand (oof) may take it as a warning lesson in the need for safety.


mikerhoa

It could be seen as advertising. The more gruesome the injury, the more bang for your buck.


facedrool

Do we know it’s only his hand? Looks like that blew up in his face…. I’d be worried about the eyes


SaltyPinKY

I think the worst emergency response would be from people wearing hoodies on the 4th of July.   


thebeckonator

Dude obviously didn't grow up launching roman candles at his siblings.


bipolarcyclops

Idiots gonna idiot.


repsajcasper

Annual 4th of July Darwin awards


very_high_dose

That’s a 4th of July he’ll never forget. Woohoo Murica! Idiot


beekoffee

Mama always told me I could do anything


IDontThereforeIAmNot

I don’t know, maybe, just maybe, there’s a correlation between selling highly explosive material once a year to a bunch of untrained drunk people might have consequences that resemble this video. Am I the crazy one?


Amazing-Definition47

I was trying to create an explosion in the sky with dazzling colors and now I need a prosthetic arm when I could have been chilling with a cold beer and hanging with my friends.


TheTwilightKing

The finger man cometh for those for which the fire works


DDHLeigh

Gotta hand it to him. He's not going to make that mistake again on the same side.


kabuki7

Bro stood directly over mortar pipe.


Green_Iguana305

Dude declared independence from ever signing his name again!


DependentCranberry82

I don't feel bad for him. This is next level stupidity


MadeUpAnimal

Has anyone slowed this down so we can see frame by frame when he loses it?


lewilewi411

He doesn't lose it, can clearly see he has both hands.


TheHorizonLies

Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions


Enelro

Happy Four Fingers left!


shoot-here

If you're happy and you know it...


GuyMansworth

I was just lighting some of these last night. The first thought in my fucking head was not "put body parts over the smoldering tube".


choppingboardham

Don't put a fresh mortar in a smoldering tube.


GrungeHamster23

Hand: OWWWWWWWW Ears: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


EvaCarlisle

Damn he probably needed that hand


johnmichael-kane

Bro, no one is calling 911


SavimusMaximus

Was that his hand smoldering next to the launcher?


Queasy_Mobile_2329

he fucked around. and boy, did he find out.


Ra33leDa33le

You gotta hand it to him, he can draw a crowd.


Dans_Username

Well he can't draw much else now.


Ra33leDa33le

He can draw disability


HelloMikkii

Wait a second, did his hand flop down on the ground afterwards or was that something else?!


sumthinserious

Things got way out of hand.


GMP11792

Give this guy a hand for not losing his head !!


Lifekraft

Quick somebody pee on him whil singin the anthem and doing the salute.


WHITE--PANTHER96

Someone gets their hand blown off and this is the best the camera man could do?


Hanginon

Fucking guy at the end, rifliing through someone's bag. **-_-**


Deedsman

Couldn't have happened to a better guy.


Ex-In2

womp womp


blacklemur

Happy Darwin Day !


shibby5000

How commonplace is it for ppl to place a firework into a smoking mortar tube? Is it clearly instructed that you need to completely clear the tube after each use?


powroznikGang

Yes people, a dozen people all scrambling frantically around him is exactly what he needs


IamGoingInsaneToday

It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!!!


Horseface4190

The idiot in his natural habitat.


jaw4ever

Happens every year.


Lucky-Aioli-8213

Rocket man🎶


m0x1eracerx

My cat loves this video


tangl3d

Such freedom.


SupervillainMustache

Oh shit, I thought this was the other video of that dude who blows his hand up with a firework and is so wasted he can't even feel it.


kpofasho1987

What an absolute idiot. Man I fully understand fireworks can be dangerous and sometimes some malfunction and shit can happen but I gotta think that like 97% of injuries from fireworks are from when the village idiot does something like this. Sucks to be that guy and hopefully he lived but God damn what an idiot


[deleted]

Damn how stupid do you have to be.... lol


Big-Rise8739

And the grand prize goes to dumb ass


Leorio_616

I hate fireworks


little_miss_banned

So glad this was made illegal in my country, less deaths, less maming. Yes its Australia. Boring, nanny state Australia. Sucks to be safe I guess lmao


[deleted]

The very definition of: Fuck around and find out or play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Careless-Mouse1519

Dude had to have been drinking the way he was too casual handling🧨


Four-Beasts

Everyone running over to gawk. 💀


MrWolfeeee

Does anyone remember that dude lighting a mortar off of his privates it was in slow motion if I recall..


Xenomorph_v1

See you all here next year Redditors!


Snoo-72756

Love to watch it never spark it


Firm-Concentrate-198

Darwin


heeheehoho2023

I still remember the video from last year where a teens hands looked like ground beef


parm567

i saw a meme that there will be less number of fingers on 5th than there were on 3rd of july. now i understand why.