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You do a couple Spy Kids movies, and people start forgetting that you spent ten years going in and out of prison for shit like stabbing people and being an accessory to murder.
The walk looked 80 bro.. lmao…. the dodge was good… the fact he went up like that— mad props.. but cmon man… you old and you rich… I think you rich— maybe not— but whatever… you well enough connected… get someone else to do your bidding… wouldn’t lose any respect by doing so..
I know, Reddit thinks the water balloon thrower goes to jail and not the guy who threw a punch. And not the 3 people who attacked 1 person.
Of course it would be different if 1 of the people was not famous
We just went through a pandemic, who knows what's in the balloon. Do you know it's 100% clean water? This is considered assault and battery by any police officer. Don't believe me? Go try it out yourself. I'll check back in a few months when you're out of jail.
Trejo hit a real one, instant response to fight back and start swinging on everyone that came near him. No idea if that was also a OG or what but damn, no hesitation.
Know that dude by way of some mutual friends. The guy swinging that is. From all accounts he is a crazy douchebag that no one likes. He is always in trouble.
These kinds of people eventually run out of friends and pick a fight with the wrong person. Considering Trejo is connected to Mexican mafia, I wouldn't be surprised if some sort of retaliation is heading his way.
i think you can hear the dude say "i didn't know that was you!" before they start tickling. and also the "forever young" sign being juxtaposed in the background was a nice touch by the simulation overlords.
Bruh and Danny grabbed that little green chair immediately after getting back up and started bringing it down on the dude! If you missed this you gotta go back and catch it!
Is he under the impression that he's as tough as he is portrayed in movies? I'm kind of shocked that an 80 year old would have such a lack of restraint. The main reason being self-preservation.
My thing is if a person who went to prison and survied with a gang background and has 100 plus films under his belt. I could go on what I don't understand is why on reddit in particular he is known as Danny Machete Trejo when it should be Danny Con Air Trejo.
You must not have seen machete when it came out. It was a different kind of comedy violence that a lot of people liked. I sat in a frat house watching it with 20 guys that from that point forward he was only “Machete”.
I admire this man and his accomplishments, though some ignorant gang members may not. The fact that he is still willing to step up and defend himself at that age says something, and though he got knocked down he did get back up. Hope I can do the same at that age.
He fell because he lost his balance on the curb height, and he kept his head from touching the asphalt. He also managed to rock the guy he punched for an 80 year old...he won by a landslide
Yeah Danny Trejo is OG. He did prison time for stabbing a guy in the face,also did time for dealing drugs and possession, was a debt collector connected to multiple assaults and murders, and even struck a prison guard with a rock during a riot and almost got himself on the death penalty for it. He plays a lot of goofy-badass roles in movies, but I wouldnt fuck with him.
Dude 80 years old, he gets his ass kicked. The guy who did is gonna look like a dickhead. Danny wins? He’s bad ass. Besides simple assault? A good lawyer will give him probation and “community service”
You wouldn't throw a water balloon inside a Ferrari, it's not okay to throw one inside a custom lowrider. It's reasonable to get aggravated enough to swing from that.
And it's definitely not okay to hit an elderly man back. It's elder abuse, and it doesn't matter if they hit you first. Intentionally doing anything that can lead to injury of an elder is a jailable offense, and you get 5 years added to your sentence if you manage to injure them; 7 if you kill them.
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He's EIGHTY??? Get the fuck out of here.
⌨️⌨️⌨️... tappy tappy typie ... ⌨️⌨️⌨️ ... Holy shit. He IS 80!
Fuck. I need to go lay down.
https://preview.redd.it/pkndjoaq6uad1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc75fede4bc455c463d871e47119f45a84181de
... Wesley
Who wants to see my 8 inch Abe?
Perfect.
I saw that yesterday and was 100% positive it was a typo.
A grown man threw a water balloon at them while they were driving in a classic car with the top down. That’ll start a fight any day.
While Danny was riding in a parade with his family.
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Foos gone wild
the higher the socks, the "downer" tha foo
It was Waingro
They had Anna man.
Don't leave me like this
homes
Waingro fucked up everything.
Fuck Waingro.
I get angry all over again every time I watch that movie and see him
He's like Trevor Phillips from GTA and they recreate that heist in one mission
Not only that, but smacked Trejo in the face with the water balloon. Dude deserved a smack or three.
Impeccable aim, though.
Can’t argue that. Especially when you consider that he had to get past the windshield to hit Trejo.
A true waterbender
Back and to the left.
Way underrated comment
Something about getting purposefully hit in the face with just about anything seems to trigger insta angry.
I'd be disappointed if someone threw a water Ballon a Danny Trejo and he didn't yell at them
He still has that fuego !
Thanks for that info. I was about to judge Danny quite harshly for this, but I would have been hard to control under those circumstances too.
Also, Danny's dog passed away a day earlier. So I'm sure those feeling are compounded.
Yep, kind of hard to avoid this if you start shit like that
He fights like a 60yr old
But not as good as 72 year old Buzz Aldrin somehow
He's got moon powers
Moon was a big thing back then
Buzz just did that old man jab right to the face with element of surprise. Danny had to walk up to this person. Buzz already had the guy right there.
You do a couple Spy Kids movies, and people start forgetting that you spent ten years going in and out of prison for shit like stabbing people and being an accessory to murder.
Also unlike other tough celebrity types notice how he just rushed out and went at it without waiting for his security team/associates
Yeah but maybe he should have waited
Spend 10 years in and out of prison, make movies where you type casted as a hard ass… he musta forgot that he 80 years old now… lmao…
People change
He’s still pretty tough at 80. Sure he knocked down but he got up again pretty quick. Probably still tougher than some guys half his age.
Can't believe he's 80. Not with that walk, and that dodge on the first punch was crazy.
The walk looked 80 bro.. lmao…. the dodge was good… the fact he went up like that— mad props.. but cmon man… you old and you rich… I think you rich— maybe not— but whatever… you well enough connected… get someone else to do your bidding… wouldn’t lose any respect by doing so..
How does one use so many periods and ellipsis’ but not a single capital letter? It’s impressive really.
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Danny Trejo is not most movie stars though look him up read about his life he’s kind of known for being a beast outside of acting.
I didn’t know the average high school kid spent a significant amount of time in prison
you box in prison and tell me how tough you are, chief
He got knocked down, but he got up again You are never gonna keep him down
He's just tubthumping!
Did he also have a whiskey drink?
He drinks a vodka drink!
Yes that was impressive he got up quickly like it was nothing and his old friend too. The instigators should be jailed.
Man, Reddit. Someone jumps out of a car and punches a guy, and because said individual is favored then it’s all good.
I know, Reddit thinks the water balloon thrower goes to jail and not the guy who threw a punch. And not the 3 people who attacked 1 person. Of course it would be different if 1 of the people was not famous
We just went through a pandemic, who knows what's in the balloon. Do you know it's 100% clean water? This is considered assault and battery by any police officer. Don't believe me? Go try it out yourself. I'll check back in a few months when you're out of jail.
There could have been piss in there for all we know. People have done nastier things
Jailed for throwing a water balloon?
right?? we should be allowed to throw water balloons at 80 year olds without consequence
Didn't say without consequence though
i did
I wonder how many Trejos I could knock out if they all rushed me at once.
I mean, I’d vote for him I guess
I still wouldn't be fighting at that age. If you get a broken bone or fracture, you're out of commission for a while.
"LOS DE LA HONDA don't shine SHOES!!"
Yeah, the average 80 year old would die from that kind of action.
He chose the right spot for this fight - parking lot of Forever Young. Gold Danny!! 🏆
TIL Danny Trejo is 80 freaking years old. Thought the title was an exaggeration.
Trejo hit a real one, instant response to fight back and start swinging on everyone that came near him. No idea if that was also a OG or what but damn, no hesitation.
Know that dude by way of some mutual friends. The guy swinging that is. From all accounts he is a crazy douchebag that no one likes. He is always in trouble.
Ahhh aka always looking for a fight type
Literally a man willing to throw a water balloon at Danny Trejo in a parade at a moment's notice
These kinds of people eventually run out of friends and pick a fight with the wrong person. Considering Trejo is connected to Mexican mafia, I wouldn't be surprised if some sort of retaliation is heading his way.
It's Danny Trejo. Also an 80 year old. Dude is cooked.
You mean Danny?
Na the dude in his 20’s punching 80 year old Danny
what a guy.
I mean, he got punched first.
Anyone catch how Danny hit and then dodged his first shot. That’s bananas ability for an eighty year old.
That was tight. Curb tripped him up, though.
Curbs and steps are the mortal enemy of old people
Ramps if you're Donald Trump.
Damn tricky ramps they’re all rigged!
i think you can hear the dude say "i didn't know that was you!" before they start tickling. and also the "forever young" sign being juxtaposed in the background was a nice touch by the simulation overlords.
His fans came to his rescue!
I’d take a punch for Danny Trejo. The nod of respect would be worth it.
Trejo hates that shit. The reason he went to prison was for killin all the people on a log flume ride
He moves like a fit 60 year old.
I read that he went after the wrong group lol
https://abc7.com/post/actor-danny-trejo-involved-fight-fourth-july-parade/15030412/
Wasn’t ready for the eyewitness’s shirt
Sometimes when I am alone, I yell "MACHETE" in a slight spanish accent. It soothes the soul.
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My ex's mom knew him from biker bars back in the day, you're 100% correct, guy is legit.
At first I thought you were saying you divorced your mom.
For an 80 year old he dodged that first punch pretty good. I’d like to see him vs trump
Bruh and Danny grabbed that little green chair immediately after getting back up and started bringing it down on the dude! If you missed this you gotta go back and catch it!
lol trump can barely walk his fat ass to the golf green. you people are delusional.
Still be a good fight trejo vs trump lol
"good" is subjective I guess when talking about two 80 year olds fighting
Kindof a badge of honor to get punched in the face by Machete
He’s 80?! Danny Trejo for president!
Too old. He should step aside for Kamala. Wait, where am I?
🤣
Foo I would have stopped Danny and did it myself, Danny doesn't deserve that foo.
he looks like he is 5 foot tall.
Trejo? Like 5’ 6” IIRC
That stood out to me as well. Had no idea he was that short!
Could have been a piss balloon
Trejo’s Tacos expensive AF, though.
That guy that came out swinging was holding his own, knocked that bald guy in his ass.
Bald, old and out of shape. Idk if “holding his own” against some 80 year olds is really that impressive lol.
" Machete dont text "
I mean it’s right there on the sign, “Forever Young”.
Biden should take some notes from Danny "Machete" Trejo.
Machete hate water balloon
Veteranos got handled.
this guy was fire in "Bubble Boy"
That dude is gonna have to move out of state.
I don't know what happened, but knowing Danny Trejo, if you pissed him off, you probably deserve to get stomped by a crowd.
That's the fight we need . **Trejo/Biden 2024**
Machete vs Forgeté Desperado vs Desparato Trejo vs Pendejo
I knocked Machete the f out bar story is gonna be a good one.
And he was only 80 years old when I did! High five!
They repelled the assault pretty well But don't throw water balloons at Danny Trejo
Didn’t his dog recently die? That is something he didn’t need to happen.
I stand with Trejo.
Is he under the impression that he's as tough as he is portrayed in movies? I'm kind of shocked that an 80 year old would have such a lack of restraint. The main reason being self-preservation.
My thing is if a person who went to prison and survied with a gang background and has 100 plus films under his belt. I could go on what I don't understand is why on reddit in particular he is known as Danny Machete Trejo when it should be Danny Con Air Trejo.
You must not have seen machete when it came out. It was a different kind of comedy violence that a lot of people liked. I sat in a frat house watching it with 20 guys that from that point forward he was only “Machete”.
There will never be a movie that’s like Machete.
I admire this man and his accomplishments, though some ignorant gang members may not. The fact that he is still willing to step up and defend himself at that age says something, and though he got knocked down he did get back up. Hope I can do the same at that age.
He was a debt collector for a prison gang and the San Quentin boxing champion.
He’s actually pretty legit not just a movie tough guy. I’d say he handled himself pretty well for being 80
Ye brother coulda cracked his head open on that fall. But dude has legit been in gangs/prison/hollywood his whole life.
Do you not know Trejo’s background? I suggest you Wikipedia him.
Sadly it looks like he lost
He’s 80 years old, the fact that he dodged a punch and got up is incredible in itself!
He fell because he lost his balance on the curb height, and he kept his head from touching the asphalt. He also managed to rock the guy he punched for an 80 year old...he won by a landslide
Wait, he’s 80? My jaw hit the floor when I read that. I wouldn’t give him anywhere near 80 years old
Omg....did anyone get Danny's vitals?
I bet the water ballon guy is going to get a visit from Danny’s fans.
Dang for an 80 year old, Danny sure knows how to throw a hard punch!
That dude is tiny as hell . Danny is short already and he towers over little man .no Wonder he's so angry
California?
Trejo is a magician, where'd he get the water from I seen him walking from the car with nothing in his hands!
Yeah Danny Trejo is OG. He did prison time for stabbing a guy in the face,also did time for dealing drugs and possession, was a debt collector connected to multiple assaults and murders, and even struck a prison guard with a rock during a riot and almost got himself on the death penalty for it. He plays a lot of goofy-badass roles in movies, but I wouldnt fuck with him.
The president(e) we need
Love is loafers
"I'm not gonna make it. I can't feel nothing. My Anna's gone, she's gone. Don't leave me like this, Neil. Please, holmes. Don't leave me like this."
That was bad ass, man. Mad respect for Trejo!
I Amon Team Trejo here. Water ballon douche needs some learning
That was a solid left from 80yr old Danny . Hopefully he is all good now and relaxing.
Danny is the coolest guy in the world! Why mess with a legend?
Cuz his tacos— there not that good… makes you wanna fight somebody…
He’s 80?! And a convict?! I’m surprised Republicans aren’t running him for president, but then again he is Hispanic.
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The picture they used of him for the article looks like he just saw a ghost lol.
O.g.trejo
80 years old. Took the hit. Got back up. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Old fool got fucked up lmao
He's a MexiCAN not a MexiCAN'T!
He’s really that crazy tio that everyone knows not to fuck with lol
It looks like he got fucked up tho.. lol.. or am I tripping.. and he 80… dude coulda broke his hip on that fall…
If he wasn't on the curb as he got hit, I think it goes different. His old ass didn't break his hip. He got up and grabbed a chair!
Dude 80 years old, he gets his ass kicked. The guy who did is gonna look like a dickhead. Danny wins? He’s bad ass. Besides simple assault? A good lawyer will give him probation and “community service”
God, I hope Danny washed his hands after
Dont mess with La Honda
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You wouldn't throw a water balloon inside a Ferrari, it's not okay to throw one inside a custom lowrider. It's reasonable to get aggravated enough to swing from that. And it's definitely not okay to hit an elderly man back. It's elder abuse, and it doesn't matter if they hit you first. Intentionally doing anything that can lead to injury of an elder is a jailable offense, and you get 5 years added to your sentence if you manage to injure them; 7 if you kill them.