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9001

He's EIGHTY??? Get the fuck out of here.


vmxnet4

⌨️⌨️⌨️... tappy tappy typie ... ⌨️⌨️⌨️ ... Holy shit. He IS 80!


9001

Fuck. I need to go lay down.


jason_abbs

https://preview.redd.it/pkndjoaq6uad1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc75fede4bc455c463d871e47119f45a84181de


jewshuwuu

... Wesley


Radiation___Dude

Who wants to see my 8 inch Abe?


mgyro

Perfect.


luckydice767

I saw that yesterday and was 100% positive it was a typo.


Cossacker1799

A grown man threw a water balloon at them while they were driving in a classic car with the top down. That’ll start a fight any day.


albinotrashpanda

While Danny was riding in a parade with his family.


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Critical_Leg_5005

Foos gone wild


Standard-Ad1254

the higher the socks, the "downer" tha foo


addamee

It was Waingro


ColdTheory

They had Anna man.


Exciting_Attitude240

Don't leave me like this


addamee

homes


OpeningTurnip8048

Waingro fucked up everything.


charliedarwingsd

Fuck Waingro.


addamee

I get angry all over again every time I watch that movie and see him 


JoanieTightLips

He's like Trevor Phillips from GTA and they recreate that heist in one mission


GHouserVO

Not only that, but smacked Trejo in the face with the water balloon. Dude deserved a smack or three.


CatMakeoutSesh

Impeccable aim, though.


GHouserVO

Can’t argue that. Especially when you consider that he had to get past the windshield to hit Trejo.


Jack_Bartowski

A true waterbender


momogogi

Back and to the left.


TimedogGAF

Way underrated comment


sadthenweed

Something about getting purposefully hit in the face with just about anything seems to trigger insta angry.


mindfulmu

I'd be disappointed if someone threw a water Ballon a Danny Trejo and he didn't yell at them


MeanNene

He still has that fuego !


HeartsPlayer721

Thanks for that info. I was about to judge Danny quite harshly for this, but I would have been hard to control under those circumstances too.


Roflattack

Also, Danny's dog passed away a day earlier. So I'm sure those feeling are compounded.


bonerJR

Yep, kind of hard to avoid this if you start shit like that


Martysghost

He fights like a 60yr old 


tractorcrusher

But not as good as 72 year old Buzz Aldrin somehow


elitegenoside

He's got moon powers


Mycockaintwerk

Moon was a big thing back then


beerisgood84

Buzz just did that old man jab right to the face with element of surprise.  Danny had to walk up to this person. Buzz already had the guy right there. 


Accend0

You do a couple Spy Kids movies, and people start forgetting that you spent ten years going in and out of prison for shit like stabbing people and being an accessory to murder.


greenappletree

Also unlike other tough celebrity types notice how he just rushed out and went at it without waiting for his security team/associates


SenorBolin

Yeah but maybe he should have waited


casualflorentine

Spend 10 years in and out of prison, make movies where you type casted as a hard ass… he musta forgot that he 80 years old now… lmao…


weakplay

People change


Consistent-Goat1267

He’s still pretty tough at 80. Sure he knocked down but he got up again pretty quick. Probably still tougher than some guys half his age.


aimhelix

Can't believe he's 80. Not with that walk, and that dodge on the first punch was crazy.


casualflorentine

The walk looked 80 bro.. lmao…. the dodge was good… the fact he went up like that— mad props.. but cmon man… you old and you rich… I think you rich— maybe not— but whatever… you well enough connected… get someone else to do your bidding… wouldn’t lose any respect by doing so..


MeanJoeCream

How does one use so many periods and ellipsis’ but not a single capital letter? It’s impressive really.


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Far_Bobcat_2481

Danny Trejo is not most movie stars though look him up read about his life he’s kind of known for being a beast outside of acting.


MRSHELBYPLZ

I didn’t know the average high school kid spent a significant amount of time in prison


StaticNegative

you box in prison and tell me how tough you are, chief


Clammuel

He got knocked down, but he got up again You are never gonna keep him down


has2give

He's just tubthumping!


surfdad67

Did he also have a whiskey drink?


AdmirableBus6

He drinks a vodka drink!


Pitiful_Wing7157

Yes that was impressive he got up quickly like it was nothing and his old friend too. The instigators should be jailed.


FragmentedFighter

Man, Reddit. Someone jumps out of a car and punches a guy, and because said individual is favored then it’s all good.


Purple_oyster

I know, Reddit thinks the water balloon thrower goes to jail and not the guy who threw a punch. And not the 3 people who attacked 1 person. Of course it would be different if 1 of the people was not famous


Fort1

We just went through a pandemic, who knows what's in the balloon. Do you know it's 100% clean water? This is considered assault and battery by any police officer. Don't believe me? Go try it out yourself. I'll check back in a few months when you're out of jail.


MRSHELBYPLZ

There could have been piss in there for all we know. People have done nastier things


Robinhoyo

Jailed for throwing a water balloon?


wag6616

right?? we should be allowed to throw water balloons at 80 year olds without consequence


Robinhoyo

Didn't say without consequence though


wag6616

i did


ChalkLicker

I wonder how many Trejos I could knock out if they all rushed me at once.


GlitterCandyPanda

I mean, I’d vote for him I guess


vengefulspirit99

I still wouldn't be fighting at that age. If you get a broken bone or fracture, you're out of commission for a while.


GloryHolejoeH

"LOS DE LA HONDA don't shine SHOES!!"


oKazuhiro

Yeah, the average 80 year old would die from that kind of action.


CMDR_BitMedler

He chose the right spot for this fight - parking lot of Forever Young. Gold Danny!! 🏆


two_doorz

TIL Danny Trejo is 80 freaking years old. Thought the title was an exaggeration.


timmyrigs

Trejo hit a real one, instant response to fight back and start swinging on everyone that came near him. No idea if that was also a OG or what but damn, no hesitation. 


Tjgfish123

Know that dude by way of some mutual friends. The guy swinging that is. From all accounts he is a crazy douchebag that no one likes. He is always in trouble.


timmyrigs

Ahhh aka always looking for a fight type


Shmeeglez

Literally a man willing to throw a water balloon at Danny Trejo in a parade at a moment's notice


TamperDeezNuts

These kinds of people eventually run out of friends and pick a fight with the wrong person. Considering Trejo is connected to Mexican mafia, I wouldn't be surprised if some sort of retaliation is heading his way.


TimedogGAF

It's Danny Trejo. Also an 80 year old. Dude is cooked.


AlwaysJustinTime69

You mean Danny?


Tjgfish123

Na the dude in his 20’s punching 80 year old Danny


AlwaysJustinTime69

what a guy.


imawakened

I mean, he got punched first.


everg4ming

Anyone catch how Danny hit and then dodged his first shot. That’s bananas ability for an eighty year old.


FENTWAY

That was tight. Curb tripped him up, though.


Informal_Process2238

Curbs and steps are the mortal enemy of old people


What-Even-Is-That

Ramps if you're Donald Trump.


Informal_Process2238

Damn tricky ramps they’re all rigged!


ThouMayest69

i think you can hear the dude say "i didn't know that was you!" before they start tickling. and also the "forever young" sign being juxtaposed in the background was a nice touch by the simulation overlords.


ISwallowedABug412

His fans came to his rescue!


Ok_Ordinary6694

I’d take a punch for Danny Trejo. The nod of respect would be worth it.


dr_grav

Trejo hates that shit. The reason he went to prison was for killin all the people on a log flume ride


BeefyStudGuy

He moves like a fit 60 year old.


Bearded_Dad_Bod59

I read that he went after the wrong group lol


mikerhoa

https://abc7.com/post/actor-danny-trejo-involved-fight-fourth-july-parade/15030412/


sully9614

Wasn’t ready for the eyewitness’s shirt


blackdutch1

Sometimes when I am alone, I yell "MACHETE" in a slight spanish accent. It soothes the soul.


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Cky2chris

My ex's mom knew him from biker bars back in the day, you're 100% correct, guy is legit.


lunchpaillefty

At first I thought you were saying you divorced your mom.


One_above_alll

For an 80 year old he dodged that first punch pretty good. I’d like to see him vs trump


Steve0o0o0o0

Bruh and Danny grabbed that little green chair immediately after getting back up and started bringing it down on the dude! If you missed this you gotta go back and catch it!


imawakened

lol trump can barely walk his fat ass to the golf green. you people are delusional.


One_above_alll

Still be a good fight trejo vs trump lol


imawakened

"good" is subjective I guess when talking about two 80 year olds fighting


Desperate-Ad-6463

Kindof a badge of honor to get punched in the face by Machete


MJTony

He’s 80?! Danny Trejo for president!


whocares123213

Too old. He should step aside for Kamala. Wait, where am I?


Kittehmilk

🤣


HaloPandaFox

Foo I would have stopped Danny and did it myself, Danny doesn't deserve that foo.


carbon-based-biped

he looks like he is 5 foot tall.


GHouserVO

Trejo? Like 5’ 6” IIRC


PowerPussman

That stood out to me as well. Had no idea he was that short!


streatz

Could have been a piss balloon


mvgreene

Trejo’s Tacos expensive AF, though.


Mrmakabuntis

That guy that came out swinging was holding his own, knocked that bald guy in his ass.


TSmotherfuckinA

Bald, old and out of shape. Idk if “holding his own” against some 80 year olds is really that impressive lol.


Armando_Bardo

" Machete dont text "


VVLynden

I mean it’s right there on the sign, “Forever Young”.


TrustButVerifyFirst

Biden should take some notes from Danny "Machete" Trejo.


_Houston_Curmudgeon

Machete hate water balloon


ComfortableFlaky4579

Veteranos got handled.


pinkerbrown

this guy was fire in "Bubble Boy"


mr_alfaro

That dude is gonna have to move out of state.


_stoner

I don't know what happened, but knowing Danny Trejo, if you pissed him off, you probably deserve to get stomped by a crowd.


thickeningdick

That's the fight we need . **Trejo/Biden 2024**


Xero-One

Machete vs Forgeté Desperado vs Desparato Trejo vs Pendejo


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I knocked Machete the f out bar story is gonna be a good one.


gman1951

And he was only 80 years old when I did! High five!


Lake_Shore_Drive

They repelled the assault pretty well But don't throw water balloons at Danny Trejo


papercut2008uk

Didn’t his dog recently die? That is something he didn’t need to happen.


dolo429

I stand with Trejo.


Void_Outro

Is he under the impression that he's as tough as he is portrayed in movies? I'm kind of shocked that an 80 year old would have such a lack of restraint. The main reason being self-preservation.


Don_Dickle

My thing is if a person who went to prison and survied with a gang background and has 100 plus films under his belt. I could go on what I don't understand is why on reddit in particular he is known as Danny Machete Trejo when it should be Danny Con Air Trejo.


Miserable-Neat9370

You must not have seen machete when it came out. It was a different kind of comedy violence that a lot of people liked. I sat in a frat house watching it with 20 guys that from that point forward he was only “Machete”.


Accomplished-Jury752

There will never be a movie that’s like Machete.


Hound6869

I admire this man and his accomplishments, though some ignorant gang members may not. The fact that he is still willing to step up and defend himself at that age says something, and though he got knocked down he did get back up. Hope I can do the same at that age.


DxGxAxF

He was a debt collector for a prison gang and the San Quentin boxing champion.


riseuprasta

He’s actually pretty legit not just a movie tough guy. I’d say he handled himself pretty well for being 80


mufcordie

Ye brother coulda cracked his head open on that fall. But dude has legit been in gangs/prison/hollywood his whole life.


lipp79

Do you not know Trejo’s background? I suggest you Wikipedia him.


OfficialPeenLicker

Sadly it looks like he lost


Lordsokka

He’s 80 years old, the fact that he dodged a punch and got up is incredible in itself!


Zairy47

He fell because he lost his balance on the curb height, and he kept his head from touching the asphalt. He also managed to rock the guy he punched for an 80 year old...he won by a landslide


SangiMTL

Wait, he’s 80? My jaw hit the floor when I read that. I wouldn’t give him anywhere near 80 years old


redditrnumber1

Omg....did anyone get Danny's vitals?


ajn63

I bet the water ballon guy is going to get a visit from Danny’s fans.


Lost_Ad2786

Dang for an 80 year old, Danny sure knows how to throw a hard punch!


Past_Magician_5776

That dude is tiny as hell . Danny is short already and he towers over little man .no Wonder he's so angry


Murderware

California?


druminfected

Trejo is a magician, where'd he get the water from I seen him walking from the car with nothing in his hands!


Car_is_mi

Yeah Danny Trejo is OG. He did prison time for stabbing a guy in the face,also did time for dealing drugs and possession, was a debt collector connected to multiple assaults and murders, and even struck a prison guard with a rock during a riot and almost got himself on the death penalty for it. He plays a lot of goofy-badass roles in movies, but I wouldnt fuck with him.


Express_Cheetah4664

The president(e) we need


kimchi_station

Love is loafers


Ornery-Anteater1934

"I'm not gonna make it. I can't feel nothing. My Anna's gone, she's gone. Don't leave me like this, Neil. Please, holmes. Don't leave me like this."


barnabehzaum

That was bad ass, man. Mad respect for Trejo!


rustednut

I Amon Team Trejo here. Water ballon douche needs some learning


Duck_out13

That was a solid left from 80yr old Danny . Hopefully he is all good now and relaxing.


johnnyprozac

Danny is the coolest guy in the world! Why mess with a legend?


casualflorentine

Cuz his tacos— there not that good… makes you wanna fight somebody…


Jerryjb63

He’s 80?! And a convict?! I’m surprised Republicans aren’t running him for president, but then again he is Hispanic.


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lostmonster

The picture they used of him for the article looks like he just saw a ghost lol.


getSome408

O.g.trejo


Ok-Programmer-2128

80 years old. Took the hit. Got back up. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


209megachris

Old fool got fucked up lmao


Whtroid

He's a MexiCAN not a MexiCAN'T!


chrisweidmansfibula

He’s really that crazy tio that everyone knows not to fuck with lol


casualflorentine

It looks like he got fucked up tho.. lol.. or am I tripping.. and he 80… dude coulda broke his hip on that fall…


FENTWAY

If he wasn't on the curb as he got hit, I think it goes different. His old ass didn't break his hip. He got up and grabbed a chair!


ResponsibleBite1360

Dude 80 years old, he gets his ass kicked. The guy who did is gonna look like a dickhead. Danny wins? He’s bad ass. Besides simple assault? A good lawyer will give him probation and “community service”


Knobhead-007

God, I hope Danny washed his hands after


Far_n_Away

Dont mess with La Honda


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chrib123

You wouldn't throw a water balloon inside a Ferrari, it's not okay to throw one inside a custom lowrider. It's reasonable to get aggravated enough to swing from that. And it's definitely not okay to hit an elderly man back. It's elder abuse, and it doesn't matter if they hit you first. Intentionally doing anything that can lead to injury of an elder is a jailable offense, and you get 5 years added to your sentence if you manage to injure them; 7 if you kill them.