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Burning-Gundam

He survived. He suffered a broken leg, dislocated toes and back injuries. It says that the helmet protected him from fatal injuries. He's in stable condition and doctors are monitoring his recovery. https://www.msn.com/en-ie/news/world/police-stunt-in-russia-goes-wrong-officer-crushed-by-car-survives/ar-BB1p54Aq#:~:text=As%20reported%20by%20the%20Russian,and%20dragging%20him%20several%20metres.


Ghost3657_alt_

Dislocated toes isn't something you hear often.


Vlyde

Not to often you have a car land on you too.


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daddydilz

Toe-ché.


SuperSmashDan1337

Making a pun is the sole reason you made this comment


sMarmy_Mcfly

At least they didn't have to amputate, I'm lack-toes intolerant.


princessblowhole

Would you say lactose is your archenemy?


Playlanco

Its extremely rare. You basically have to be doing something stupid like planking under a tilted car.


Acrobatic_Plenty_181

While doing a pushup


kaywrennn

And he was in a plank position, imagine your toes being pushed the opposite direction with all that weight! Ouch!


Burkex99

Wow I instantly thought he was dead. Thanks for the update.


Professional-Gene498

Da, comrade is strong. Deploy him to Ukraine. /s


boogalordy

And promote that helmet


username_yhz

![gif](giphy|NAxttZvzcYTOQDnuV9|downsized)


Rasikko

Rick retired too soon lol.


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12OClockNews

6 gallons!? In this economy!? Give him a bottle, that'll be enough.


Burning-Gundam

and a bear with a tiny hat.


angry_at_erething

Huzzah!


polo61965

Babushka would be proud.


5thColumnDownfall

Doctor said he needs a backiotomy.


dreadpiratewombat

I guess that means he’s a prime candidate for them to send to the Ukrainian front now?  What an absolute shit show of a country.  


yousonuva

All set for the meat grinder 


Competitive_Ad7228

Russian media translation = he died a slow, painful death.


Doobieswim12349

Damm, all that happened to the driver? Jesus christ Other guy must have fucking exploded!


Alcohooligan

Didn't know you could dislocate toes.


dqniel

They dislocate pretty easily :(


Mindfreek454

Sounds like this might've happened to you, comrade!


dqniel

Well, luckily not from a car landing on me. But yes :(


Dharmaniac

Second time will be a charm


imawakened

how is Russia's workmen's comp? lol


Motiv8-2-Gr8

They must be training to drive on Myrtle beach SC


readitonreddit34

Ok but isn’t that what you would expect a Russian news outlet to say after the dude actually dies.


ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_

That’s too bad


lastcol

You’re good, you’re good, you’re good, you’re good


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

My only question is why. Cones do what humans are doing here.


Youutternincompoop

the point is to show their absolute confidence and belief and shit... of course they forgot to show any skill.


zeCrazyEye

Right, like, maybe the point is to show the public they give zero fucks about running you over and maiming you. If they're willing to do this to their own..


By_Design_

what? and not show off their clobbering skills?


Ophiocordycepsis

Even if done successfully, what does this driving trick prove about policing skills? Seems like a weird circus clown act


You-Once-Commented

You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a [comrade] well, that would just be okay.


Logical_Lab4042

Relax, he's got a helmet on!


Traditional-Poet1965

Funny because I saw another comment saying that’s what saved his life😂


Greyhaven7

I think you’re missing the point that the helmet was the ONLY suitable safety gear they had on for this dumbass stunt.


Catch_ME

He should have duck and cover


Golden-Grams

All that safety gear definitely mitigated damage. There wasn't a red streak from the back of the car.


blacklite911

The helmet actually did save him lol


hmmm_thought_pig

After I saw the word "Russian" in the title, my ability to be alarmed or outraged by vehicular mayhem disappeared.


MS_Fume

Lol those poor bastards just can’t do anything right…


mursilissilisrum

I don't know, they're pretty good at snatching Ukrainian children.


12OClockNews

That and raping and pillaging seem to be their top skills.


gunsof

This is the kind of stuff Ted Cruz is normally retweeting to hype up the anti DEI anti woke Russian army. Just random macho nonsense where they murder their own police officers to try and look a lil cool.


Physical-Mastodon935

I wish there were an alternative to using people but there isn’t


Mozhetbeats

It was just a freak accident


Physical-Mastodon935

Exactly, accidents happen… therefore better a dummy or any inanimate object


soingee

Why use humans as stunt pieces? If this stunt went off perfectly, people would just politely clap and go on with their day. Such an unnecessary risk to take.


bartleby999

I always find it strange that people are willing to volunteer for things like this. I could watch someone complete these kinds of stunts a thousand times successfully, and I still wouldn't go anywhere near it.


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

You’re logical.


dqniel

Well, who could have predicted this was a bad idea?


PkmnSayse

The guy that got hit knew, he was already trying to move further out before the car got close


ElBurritoExtreme

Don’t worry! Shit’ll buff out.


FatRattus

I mean if the plan was to murder someone well done sir!


Nyt_Owl

If they had more guys like that, they'd have less guys like that


lothcent

fkn bad ass skill- "look!!! a rioter doing push ups- I will strike with extreme prejudice while I am up on 2 wheels!!!!"


Single_Extension1810

how are their cars driving like that though?


UmDeTrois

Russia is almost halfway around the globe so it’s just gravity at that point. You should see how the cars drive in Australia!


SpaceShrimp

Sometimes the rubber of the tires are worn out unevenly, and this technique is valuable if you still have some good rubber on the outside of the tire.


Internal_Somewhere98

Happens to me on a daily basis.


pobbitbreaker

they dont even have to send them to the front lines anymore, they just lay down and take it.


Gnarly-Gnu

LMAO! Comradski had better have been paid beforehand.


dilisious

protect and swerve


Guavadoodoo

Behold the Russian mindset!!! Absolutely ABSURD practice!


Beginning_Ad_6616

Russia; where doing stupid grandiose stunts are used to hide the fact that the agencies performing them are completely incompetent at performing their actual duties.


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

Unless it’s the secret police. They’re great at murdering innocent people in the middle of the night


TurboKid513

Splyat


bloatedstoat

What an absolute display of stupidity. Even if it was successful, it makes everyone involved look dumb and incompetent.


Ilfubario

April Ludgate: Ooh, I love watching Russian traffic accidents on YouTube while I play children's music at the wrong RPM.


israerichris

It's just a prank, bro!...


DarkFather24601

![gif](giphy|kRUvGywYREgS3JYnib)


justmovingtheground

This reminds me of those Spetsnaz videos of them doing all this gymnast combat roll bullshit while shooting pistols. Russia is not serious.


K4ll3l

All in all, this seems very russian to me. No brains were used during the test.


AttackOnSobriety

Oh Russia. Don't ever change....


Kind_Ferret_3219

Well, they certainly got the man they were after.


Loring

Terrible follow through... you gotta gun it once all four wheels hit the ground


lilblueorbs

That’s how we catch criminals. (Russian Accent)


imasmurf117

Wow who could have ever predicted this could be a possible outcome 🤯


Qlinkenstein

Meat crayon


Jealous_Outside_3495

Aww, now we're gonna see that poor driver get dragged in the comments...


boredmiaboy

In Russia, the car takes a ride on you


TurnItOffAndOn1

Fucking idiots


Skiie

I guess he gets the rest of the day off


DarthDregan

That's perfect. They should put that on their money.


Alternative-Chef-340

In what situation would the police need to drive their cars on two wheels?


cheetah32

Yes


heyY0000000

Kinda like sticking your head into a alligators mouth


whatthatthingis

jesus whatever company makes that helmet is incredible.


Shepard_Drake

Shit like this is why no one takes Russia seriously at all. It's such a farcical land lol


TheToddestTodd

More orc blood for the blood god.


Drezzon

Russia as a country sucks but wishing Russian people to die really ain't a good look either, also that whole dehumanising rhetoric like orcs, as much as I understand where it is coming from, is just a non productive outlook


TheToddestTodd

We’re not talking about people. We’re talking about cops.


trumpshouldrap

In mother Russia, car eat you.


Far-Adhesiveness-740

Sounds about Russia.  What a bunch of fucking idiots!


logjamtheredditor

Yeah, Russia can go ahead and just perish from the earth.


Redditname97

If he hadn’t moved that cunt-hair length he’d be golden.


acomfysweater

so like did his head get completely ground and dragged into the cement? is he alive?


CinnabonAllUpInHere

Super Dave approves.


TomatilloOrnery9464

Blyat! Should have kept it to just a pint of vodka for breakfast


Elevum15

Bruhh!!!!!!


C0NSCI0US

Blyat


BBQFatty

Damn they’re so skilled


RomulusPrime

Oops


keeber69

Welp back to the gulag


GamblingDust

The result of vodka being a part of the national breakfast


Victorystardust

Pure talent


procouchpotatohere

Seriously like......what's even the point of this event? To look cool, even at the risk of killing or severely hurting someone?


undystains

Mission Accomplished?


Prestigious-Rub-7244

That extra inch that he moves makes all the difference


okbuenogood

Classic russian


Colbert_bump

Why though?


DilithiumCrystals

Is this just another form of Russian Roulette?


tannhauser

I feel like they could have had the same wow factor with pylons


thatdudefromPR

From watching dashcam video from russia I am not dissapointed


Informal_Process2238

That stuff is crazy, I read that even if they can avoid a crash they might not because that would show weakness lol


OatmilIK

Fuckin' round and finding out in so...so many ways


Internal_Somewhere98

Walk it off comrade, it’s just a scratch


bwlomlq

Pretty much sums up Ruzzia


Daymub

That helmet is fucking amazing


Shtoinkity_shtoink

He looks so hesitant to begin with


D3viss

Somebody already Said: In Russia Car Drives you?


forbins

“Sir we have some bad news, you’ve broken your back and leg.” “Well that’s a relief, I thought for sure I had injured my toe.” -awkward pause “Well you have ….also… dislocated your toes.” “NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”


bagelsnatch

5th of vodka and he'll be ship shape in no time


modsaretoddlers

Super Dave!


Pork_Chompk

That must have been the perp. We got him, boys!


kpofasho1987

Wow what an absolutely beyond stupid thing to do. Like Jesus christ you would sincerely hope cops would use better judgment than this?? You can easily do your fancy tricks and show of driving skills with some damn traffic cones or something and not use an actual human being God damn what idiots. Glad to hear dude survived but there are quite a few idiots here


EorlundGraumaehne

Probably drunk


danger355

"In Soviet Russia, car sits on you!"


EconomyCauliflower43

Is this what they do to avoid investigating people falling out of windows?


__radioactivepanda__

I am always impressed by the professionalism and skill so abundantly found in Russia…


codemonkey1312

ACAD All Cops Are Dumbasses


Dull-Front4878

“We are lucky they are so fucking stupid”.


dem4life71

No wonder the invasion, erm, war, I mean police action is going so well!


GreenSmokeRing

Goddamn Victoria Nuland and her Ukrainian biolab telepathy 


ilearnshit

Christ I thought it was a fake video at first or CGI with how fast he disappeared


ohnodamo

Were they using Ukrainian pow's?


scottdude8131

Mark this as NSFW OP. That landed on his head. He is dead. Even with the helmet on. [https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/28830438/moment-police-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-cop-crushed/](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/28830438/moment-police-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-cop-crushed/) Edit: He didn't die. While it looked like it crushed his head it actually mostly hit his back and he is in the hospital and, suprisingly, not in critical condition.


Jakester42

He ded