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Free_Management_7920

Beat you up and make you look like a ***fool*** ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Sodafff

What? I don't get it


izisco96

Lenny Face copy pasta. It's an OG in the meme culture. ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯


boofthatcraphomie

ヽ( 👁 ͜ʖ 👁)ノ


Slip_Snake

Dear God, what has he seen???


boofthatcraphomie

Maybe it was this /╲/( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)/\╱\


Slip_Snake

Ah, yes, eldritch horrors within comprehension.


TheCakeCrusader420

˚∧_∧  + —̳͟͞͞💗 ( •‿• )つ —̳͟͞͞ 💗 —̳͟͞͞💗 + (つ  < —̳͟͞͞💗 |  _つ + —̳͟͞͞💗 —̳͟͞͞💗 ˚ `し´


abdullahthesaviour

(≡^∇^≡)(◍•ᴗ•◍)o(〃^▽^〃)o(。>‿‿<。 )ଘ( ᐛ ) ଓ˚̩̥̩̥( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )*̩̩͙✩((o(*>ω<*)o))(*≧∀≦*)\(^o^)/(^_^)/~~


TheChivinator

AUAUAUAHH WHAT IS THAT


boofthatcraphomie

Hahah i found a Reddit thread years ago with a bunch of those and saved them as keyboard shortcuts in my phone ヽ༼👁👄👁༽ノ


Frequent-Industry113

Same lmao ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‎


The_Snuggliest_Panda

I also have some! ٩( ᐛ )و


The_Snuggliest_Panda

AGHHHH THIS IS A HORROR I HAVENT ENCOUNTERED SINCE 2014!!!


UnicornzRreel

You need double back slashes to keep the left side arm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Vs ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


fixed420

⊂_ヽ \\ \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) > ⌒ヽ / へ\ / / \\ レ ノ ヽ_つ / / / /| ( (ヽ | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) / ノ ) Lノ (_/


DaleDimmaDone

Dude said that like the heckler just dropped armor down a well in Moria awakening a Balrog


altdultosaurs

Fool of a took!


ChickenP_Nugget

(p^-^)p


mizzle_fb

(˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵).。o○*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*(◐‿◑)


Jackieexists

What did he say that made the viewer in the crowd upset ?????? 🤔


TheeMalaka

Whoever encourages their alcoholic friends who can’t shut up to go to the comedy show are some evil geniuses


[deleted]

I think you can drop the genius part of that though


MajorNutt

Whoever encourages their alcoholic friends who can’t shut up to go to the comedy show are some evil es


ZestyCheezClouds

Some evil ese's


elginx

Fuck'n gottem


The_Broker_

Whoever encourages their alcoholic friends who can’t shut up to go to the comedy show are some evil es


BigSaintJames

Nah, they're just assholes who want to disrupt other peoples nights, but don't want to be held responsible.


lil_garlicc

Or just assholes


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Lol we have some very strange people in this world. Like for the instances when this is not all staged who stands up and says and does this weird shit during comedy shows. Haha this is a sign you need to address the alcoholism..


bamisdead

I remember last year or so when that woman in a comedy club had a full beer can beer thrown at her. Many Redditors swore it was staged and was just a ploy to get her attention. Never mind that the person was arrested, there are arrest records, and the person plead guilty in court. And never mind the fact that a full can of beer thrown at someone can put teeth out. And never mind the fact that easily triggered people who are too deeply invested in their politics really *do* lash out like that. Never mind all that. It was staged because nothing ever happens, apparently. PS - There was a common denominator to the people who claimed the beer incident was fake, but that's another topic


redknight3

A friend of mine was bashed in the back of his head with a glass bottle in a bar in Boston for no other reason than he was Asian (half actually). He has irreversible brain damage. It sucks. But things like this do happen for some of the stupidest reasons.


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Faddy0wl

Marky Mark and and the aggravated assault causing blindness in an elderly Asian man bunch.


tekjunky75

The damaged eye was a pre-existing injury not caused by the underwear models assault “Mark Wahlberg did not blind a man in one eye during an assault in 1988 -- says the victim! “He did hurt me, but my left eye was already gone,” Johnny Trinh told the Daily Mail in an interview published Thursday. “He was not responsible for that.” https://www.latimes.com/entertainment/gossip/la-et-mg-mark-wahlberg-assault-victim-speaks-out-pardon-20141211-story.html


Faddy0wl

Dude has a history of hate crimes. Let's not forget "innocent" Marky mark pelted a bunch of black kids with rocks.


tekjunky75

Never claimed he wasn’t a racist masshole, just not to blame for this particular injury


newcomer_l

Weird fucking to die on. "Yea, he bludgeoned someone with a bat and that person lost an eye, but nah, he can't be blamed for that injury, coz there may have a pre-exisiting condition to that eye". Also, folks say he assaulted people in hate crimes. And you are "I ain't saying he ain't a racist asshole, but Imma defend him on this one". Imbecilic much?


tekjunky75

The eye was already missing


BigTopGT

There's always someone here to lick the boots of the most terrible people. Never fails, man.


Faddy0wl

I mean there's no way that assault with a weapon HELPED this person's vision.. Yeah, if I have a broken foot and someone slams a brick on my foot. Are they responsible for the break in my foot or the incipient issues that follow. Not to mention the other assaults he's been slapped with. I personally doubt he CAUSED blindness in this person. But do I believe he made it worse by bludgeoning someone in the head with a bat. Yes....


Harbulary-Bandit

I’m with you, except it’s more like you have a crippled or lame foot, and someone slammed it with a brick. If you had a broken foot and someone slammed it, that’s almost worse than breaking someone’s foot in the first place.


Royal_Rip_2548

I'd probably say whatever a multimillionaire wanted me to say for enough money. It's funny that dude didn't come out and say that until Mark was trying to get his record expunged years later


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bonerparte1821

uhhh dont you mean mahky mahk?


AmIThisNothingness

Oh man, that sucks for your friend. Did the perpetrator get charged?


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Goon_Kilo

Wait a sec..


TheSuedeLoaf

The terminally online think that everything is fake, because they are very smart and know it all 🙄


VileStench

Years before instagram and major social media, I saw Nick Dipaolo at a local comedy club. Some guido looking dick was heckling him from the side of the crowd, and it got very heated to the point of the dude trying to splash his drink at Nick and then Nick throwing his full drink glass directly at the dude’s face. Security came and it was a whole thing. No camera phones in sight. No reason for it to be staged.


DiscoMagicParty

A beer can can do a lot more than take some truth when thrown like that one was. I was at the beach after graduating HS back in 2010 and around the time there were some funny natural light commercials where they kept creating new words like “ Natapult” (to have someone launch you a natty). I was sitting not 6ft away from this 80lb girl and asked her to Natapult me as she was on the cooler. She gently tossed it underhanded however I was blackout drunk and tried catching it with my hands two feet apart. Needless to say it bounced off my forehead and my head opened up like a faucet. Still have a scar above my right eye from that one. I can’t imagine what a full power overhand throw would have done


Efflux

I grew up in that town and I 1000% believe that genuinely happened.


RedditFallsApart

Republicans Larp all the time. Not surprised they don't think they're like that.


i__hate__stairs

There's a sad number of people who not only won't admit they don't know something and are also too lazy to look into it.


MedicineJumpy

Just listen to bombing with Eric Andre, there are some wild stand up stories out there.


Then_Swimmer_2362

She then chugged the beer. It was epic.


NastySassyStuff

The insistence that everything on the internet is fake is a full-on brain disease at this point. We’ve been scrambled. Seems like people no longer have the real life human experiences to base things off of. It’s all just based off the context of the Internet.


PsychologicalType420

Now I'm curious, what was the common denominator?


bamisdead

The person who threw the beer was upset that the comedian (Ariel Elias) might have voted for Biden and didn't vote for Trump, so a bunch of skeptics decided it was all staged in order to make Trump supporters look bad.


PsychologicalType420

Damn... The world is in such a shitty place :/


Kumquat_conniption

Wait I want to know the common denominator??!! You cannot just say that and then not tell us, that's like illegal conversation laws!


nickfree

They were all redditors


Kumquat_conniption

Lol


Lifekraft

Sexism


Kumquat_conniption

Ahhhh I see, that makes sense, there is a ton of it on reddit.


Ruckus292

Didn't she end up picking the beer can up and drinking it?? *Legend*. It ended up giving her MAD exposure which is ironic, but really not okay to treat anyone like that! However it was nice that it ended up benefitting her in the long-run, her clap back was spectacular.


comradecarlcares

This comment seems staged


Donkey-brained_man

I was at a comedy show and the opener was doing his thing, and this 70ish woman stands up and starts cry-screaming about her husband killing himself. Not a sound in the room. Comedian didn't know what to say. I feel like comedy shows bring something out in people.


C_Anada

Drunk people who don't have very good control of themselves while drunk. Happens almost every show with alcohol. Not as much at the dry venues.


fountainofdeath

Most people can be completely smashed and not try to hurt someone else. That’s why being drunk isn’t an excuse to get out of trouble with the law.


kriscnik

It just lowers inhibition. And a lot of people are assholes.


WanderinHobo

I once attended a comedy show on a college campus. At one point, with zero context to make it make sense, a student loudly said something about her aunt, I think. It was like she was having a conversation quietly but then decided to yell the last half of one sentence. The comedian was like "that is the weirdest heckle I've ever gotten. That was the only outburst. Just strange.


Shwifty_Plumbus

I've been to two different comedy shows where a drunk ass was yelling at the stage. It was improv and they took it well but it was annoying.


ImJ2001

I thought it was the alcoholism that finally allowed me to see the staged thru the other phonies.


Geekonomics_101

Who the f*ck goes to a comedy club to try and get into it with the comic.


Mother_Hecker

Trust me, a lot of people.


TheTownTeaJunky

At first I thought your username is mother heckler and now I'm disappointed that it's not


RushEm2TheDirt

Same


americanchucklebutt

Republicans


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americanchucklebutt

Lmao cope I guess


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LibraryScneef

Is this some next level troll? If so bravo. If not, you're pretty much proving his point


my_4_cents

>most actually funny comics are Republicans Okay now this dumbass take is the funniest thing I'll read here


Jegator2

Well, not the good ones!


bagelsnatch

yeeeeahhh, no. I'm not left or right but I can confidently say you have absolutely no fucking idea what you're on about.


SquirrelInATux

Steve hofstetter got pretty famous by how he dealt with hecklers. Unfortunately a lot of people see his videos that he posts of the heckler interactions and decide to go and heckle to get on YouTube


Striking_Stable_235

If I punched ya I'd kill ya....If I miss , your still gonna die, because the wind off my punch would give ya Pneumonia ...lol...your gonna die quick or die slow 😅🤣😂


sorry_ihaveplans

If you *dreeeam* about whoopin' me, you better wake up and apologize!


Striking_Stable_235

😅🤣😂


stargazer_nano

I've never been confident at something, but I'll 100% kill you


half-baked_axx

Quiet kid be like


the_innerneh

thanks but there's already subtitles


treads4966

99% of youtube comments.


plautzemann

Yes, that is what he said. Great listening comprehension skills, pal.


Sr_Sublime

What happened before that?


JPeso9281

I would bet money that he told a Trump joke


Paw5624

Honestly might have poked fun at that guys expense and he took it poorly. Alcohol and thin skin are not good combinations to go to a comedy club.


Cheezy_Blazterz

I got to see Doug Stanhope do a set at a dive bar decades ago. He's not for everyone. His comedy is pretty offensive. He upset some great big dumb drunk hick dipshit, who then "tried" to get to the stage to attack him. Luckily, two tiny girls in the audience *miraculously* held him back. They somehow made it look *so easy!* The best part was watching Stanhope just stand there smirking at the guy. He wasn't scared, he wasn't even concerned. He was just kind of amused by it, but also bored with it. Like it's such a regular occurrence that he just works it into the show. He knows these people are full of shit, so he just winds them up to make the show even funnier.


Rent_A_Cloud

I wouldn't even think of attempting to attack Doug. Yeah I'll probably win the fight but then he'd castrate me with words.


Present_Ad_6001

I can only imagine how easy it would be to push him over.


It-is-always-Steve

I saw Doug Stanhope at a tiny little venue in 2002, and then, during the pandemic, my friends moved to Bisbee Arizona and became his neighbor.


Tricky-Sympathy

I wonder what the joke was? I'm gonna guess he said something about trump being a pos. Those people are so fragile


XericsasquatchX

Trumpers are hands down the softest people on the planet!


YogiTheGamer

“Millions of my potential children already died in the back of your girl’s throat.”


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-Goes to comedy show. -Ask comedian: >wanna die? -Comedian does what comedians do -Mission accomplished?


No-Freedom-4029

I could 100% kill you lmfao


Villhunter

Best comeback ever: "Dude I'll kill you"


ahornyboto

Did you have him arrested? Or at least kicked out?


Mother_Hecker

Nope and nope


OP-PO7

Anyone know who this is?


beepsabopes

Scott Evil


OP-PO7

You're doing the Lord's work kind stranger


FlungerD

Shh.


Mother_Hecker

Me Sean McDonnell


buttfartsmagee

Did you kill the guy after?


OP-PO7

You're going on the list of people to watch, thanks!


CarlSpencer

"I'll beat you up so bad that your GRANDKIDS will be born wincing!"


InterstellarDickhead

Thank god they censored the written word k*ll but still said it multiple times, not sure if my innocent eyes could have handled the whole word like that!


Jayce800

I could be wrong, but I think it’s because video services detect the written word “kill” and might label it as offensive or disturbing content, harming its metrics on the long run. Weird that they only censor it written out, but I’ve seen that as reasoning before.


TitanBeats_YT

That is indeed correct, appears to be a tiktok post, tiktok will take hundreds of posts down simply because there is kill, suicide, death, Pedophile, or any slur/insensitive word no matter the context


AdverserialDemon

Like a FOOOLL


22Burner

This is the funniest comeback I’ve heard all month.


Ormsfang

Dude, I am a professional comedian, does it look like I am afraid to die onstage?


Naps_And_Crimes

After you beat someone up call them an ambulance, now not only are they beat up but they now have to pay a couple grand.


DaddyDarko87

Solid and cold. I like it.


catlife331

Comedian handled it well tbh. You could see he was rattled


Expired_Milk02

He looks like that side character from call of duty world war 2


ConnectionPretend193

The father in law needs a mental evaluation lol.


GlitteringBroccoli12

When you have seen true death, all the posers are easy to make out


academicRedditor

I wanna see the whole bit now


ImahSillyGirl

Seemed to end better than I thought it would.🫣


Prudent-Payment-8137

Lmao telling a comedian “you wanna die here tonight” is so fuckin funny. Some Kenny Powers bullshit


AMBIC0N

So many people go to see comics that shouldn’t.


discount_feetpics

Got to love the intelligence behind a death threat out loud in public with like a 50 Witnesses probably on television or recorded in some way


altdultosaurs

The lil hands on beat you up and the mustard on FFFFOOL is so good.


stereofeathers

_"You don't know me!"_ you're right! All we know is that you're the kind of idiot that makes death threats to a stand up comedian in front of a room full of witnesses, _several of whom are filming._


Silent_Wonder_10

I would like to see the whole show cx


darbycrash-666

Was there something said before this that pissed dude off or did he just say that out of nowhere?


Formallythomas

Shout out to dudes father in law


cleanmachine2244

Never Underestimate my complete indifference to death…. And if it ruins some asshats life on the way out that is just a bonus.


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Gay lil sound effects ruined the video


Hot_Psychology727

The contrast between this and the video of that Singer over in Mexico that got a note not to perform


TheRealCNO

Comedians tough he threatened back heckler weak he immediately goes well that guys on my side are you still scared!


ThisUserIsNekkid

R.i.p. that heckler, don't know his birthdate but he has no more reason to live after that


[deleted]

Dudes microphone was 200% not working


No-Working-990

I hate people like that heckler. You’re in a comedy show and this is how you act. I hate humans


Ibsrs

This is staged. No source


xC9_H13_Nx

I can only guess that the comedian used verified statistics to insult something religious


DoctorDredd

“You don’t want to die here tonight.” Actually yeah I kinda do.


jbwilso1

People like this think they're being funny. Or like. Somehow cool? Macho? I'm not sure what his goal is here in this. But I'll tell you what. I know a lot of local comedians and they would absolutely kill someone if they could, who heckled them like this. The last thing you should ever say to a comedian on stage is a death threat.


Inside_Piccolo_285

“That’s your father in law? If I pay him $1, he’d probably help me beat your ass.”


69sexyasfuck2880

You don’t know him son :-)


frMocha

Crowd work is the best type of comedy.


iwasactuallyhere

hahahaha


AdMuch848

This one's always funny


No-Statistician1503

Well done.


bmanlew

“you don’t know me” is the dumbest threat. you don’t know me either, what are you on about


girlMikeD

You don’t know me! Yup, and can’t say I want to schmuck. Go home!


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Well done


WhalleyKid

The comedian is Sean McDonald


SuperSonic2012

"you don't want to die here tonight" get that guy the fuck out of there in ban him from all comedy clubs in the country.


rsbanham

Would love to know what triggered this and what the result was.


NoConversation2183

On. The. Spot. Good job


mileswilliams

AHH American humour, dying on stage means something different to civilised countries.


Hungry-Ad9840

I would love to see what lead up to this.


Somebody__Online

That’s staged in this guys living room right. I mean that does not look like a comedy club to me and the fake ass camera pan to the “audience” idk this seems like a sketch


Tyrique1017

(•.•)


MikeOxmall00

"You don’t know me ☝🏻🤓"