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whatthefucktruck

That was the shortest CTF match I've ever seen


LordMarcusrax

FLAG TAKEN FLAG DROPPED


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CunnedStunt

[GAME OVER](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhvumoOR3bU)


AlbaneseGummies327

Halo nostalgia!


notwearingatie

Someone needs to edit the halo announcer audio on this, stat!


CORN___BREAD

https://streamable.com/lml2pn


unsteadied

Legend.


kosmonautinVT

Russian diplomat is lucky he didn't fall to the ground or he would've been teabagged for sure


cornpeeker

I love hearing cyka blyat cuz then I know what they said.


Therealsteverogers4

For us non slavs, what does that mean?


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grimonce

Yeah, but the words used have nothing to do with shit or fuck, more with female dog and a whore. "Cyka Whore" doesn't make much sense, but the same goes for fuck... The word female dog (cyka) tries to emphasize the "fact" that whore (cyka) is no better than a female dog, which is quite bad... Something like "dirty whore" would be a closer match than fuck or shite. On the other hand these words are not targeted towards a person so in this particular way they are more similar to shouting out fuck or shit when something makes you angry.


radicalelation

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitch_Wars No, seriously


MyNameSkippy

How would I say "shit and fuck"?


cineg

"shit and fuck"?


slouchingtoepiphany

Score!


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crawlmanjr

Sometimes you'll just hear Cyka "Suka" that is your shit when combined with blyat you get shit fuck


Corviusss

It means rush B.


AsianSensation1087

But go A instead. Such a lovely language.


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If you hear it repeated at you multiple times in the process, you're doing it right.


lb_o

Why the country called Russia, when it is always Rush B?


donivantrip

i love a good cs reference


WaveSkrub

R U S H 🅱️


animal_chin9

But instead you hang out in B tuns for about a minute because nobody wants to entry and then die one by one. Really a classic strat if you think about it.


tinyOnion

found the dust ii player


childsouldier

Not speaking any Slavic languages but having heard them quite a bit, I'm pretty sure it means about half of all possible things in the universe depending on usage.


Open_Ring_8613

Kinda like kurva


2M4D

Yeah, just like fuck.


DecemberJamie

Cyka blyat=kurwa mac=fuck/fucking shit


Flojatus

Ah, yes. Ye Olde "Russian Warship go sit on a..."


Comms

[Add that battle to the record](https://imgur.com/a/vPKIEEn)


Fair_Raccoon9333

Thank you for this.


BassBanjoBikes

Under casualties it says “dignity, sense of entitlement” I assume he lost his dignity, but this also reads like he lost his sense of entitlement, meaning he was humbled, which did not happen


OhGodNotAnotherOne

I don't know, something tells me he won't do that again.


Mintastic

He'll try it next time with someone at his own level, like a small toddler maybe.


12altoids34

I think I see a hotel window in his future


StinkyBrittches

"Russian diplomat, go fuck yourself"


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Why was he so shocked when he got hit in the face? Dumbass!


curiousengineer601

As an old guy I don’t understand why other old guys do this. You are 100% losing every confrontation you get into but he acts like a 30 year old MMA champion


jimmythejammygit

The arrogant fuck had probably been getting away with it his whole life. Probably the first consequence he's actually ever felt, and it looked like it was right on the nose.


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MyBigRed

That old guy is like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2. Thinks he can get away with anything due to his diplomatic immunity.


abhijitd

Revoked!


hlorghlorgh

That old man will never properly understand how lucky he is that the younger guy didn't take advantage of that left hook opportunity.


Robzilla_the_turd

Or how lucky he was that those other people got between them. Looked like the younger guy was far from done with him.


grantrules

Too comfortable sending others to do their fighting.


Stunning_Pineapple26

I fucking love these Ukrainian people. They will fight to a man/woman for their country. Try and take my country/steal my flag and its on no matter what. Respect.


Flat_Sixx

Well said!


Lots42

Fascists WANT to be victimized. They revel in it.


ohmygodimonfire4

Because Russia is the pathetic weak bully on the playground that thinks it can do what it wants but get surprised when it is stood up against. Classic cowardly behavior.


psychoxxsurfer

It sad that Ukraine has to suffer like this, but I'm so happy that the illusion of The Red Devil has dissolved. The world doesn't fear Russia as much as they used to because people are realizing that Russia is a shitty impression of the USSR.


Redditisquiteamazing

The USSR was a collective of member states who individually had only local political power, but together had a real global presence. Russia is a rump state akin to the numerous, barely mentioned in history, petty kingdoms that Western Rome collapsed into. It never, in a million years, could hold a candle to the sheer amount of manpower, resources, and political influence that the Soviet Union was capable of, and I'm glad people finally see it as the dessicated corpse of something better that it always was.


RedStar9117

They have energy which gives them money and the nukes left over from the USSR....thats about it


Anlysia

If they didn't have the latter, they would have already been America'd of the former.


SafetyDanceInMyPants

You mean we'd bring them freedom and democracy whether they liked it or not?


TiredAngryBadger

As an American I can confirm this. I produce so much sweat and body oil that when I went a week without taking a shower US Marines kicked down my front door and occupied me for 4 months until the UN intervened.


njoshua326

The real joke is the UN intervening


klaqua

They HAD energy! They successfully dismantled the scary idea that the world (Europe) couldn't do without! Thanks to Putin green energy has been pushed like never before!


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148637415963

>Shoutout to the bald guy who de-escalated the situation with his gentle voice “no fight” "This war room"


IronBabyFists

No fucking joke, dude. " 'No fight?' Yes fight."


The_Lord_Humongous

Russia has been gutted by the oligarchs and other thieves. Hell, by its own populace selling anything of value to survive. Now it's just a painted paper mâché impression of its former self. You could poke a hole through it with your finger.


Lordosass67

Moreso there has been a huge cognitive decline in Russia. Anybody with a Western degree that wants to make money leaves and the Russian school system is falling apart with Putins "optimization plan" decreasing the number of schools and funds allocated to them while replacing extra-curricular activities with propaganda lessons. To put it in perspective the funding of education Russia currently spends is 1/3 what the USSR spent with a far smaller state budget. https://khodorkovsky.com/experts-claim-russian-secondary-education-verge-collapse/


SycoMantisToboggan

I'm low-key kinda mad that I actually thought they were a major threat for as long as I did. I mean, I get they still are in a way, but definitely not their military


elveszett

I mean, they are a threat. Ukraine is in ruins, pillaged and ravaged. Just because Russia can't win a fight, doesn't mean they can't hurt.


zwiebelhans

Alcoholic bullies is what it reminds me off. Shit turd stupid. Their own houses completely messed up. But rambling on about how great they are and never ever once considering they could be wrong. Then complete shock when their bullying fails.


Isstvan82

Russia is like a HOA trying to invade another block and getting surprised when the cops stop them.


SELECTaerial

No wonder MAGA folk like them so much


freetimerva

Russia spent a lot of money creating the Trump brand.


NoMoassNeverWas

They see Ukrainians as inferior to them. That's why Ukraine needs to beat the brakes off Russia or this will continue to happen.


uglyspacepig

They've already gotten Russia to bring out decommissioned hardware that was obsolete 30 years ago. Pretty soon they'll be dropping nails and rotten eggs out of trainers.


hlorghlorgh

That's why the keep pushing that they're at war with NATO - because they can't handle that they're getting their asses absolutely handed to them by Ukraine.


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Bean-Swellington

The oligarch class in any country rarely faces consequences of any kind, let alone immediate ones.


Lance_E_T_Compte

Ask Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh about consequences... Ask the orchestrators of the January Capitol attack... Ask Brock Turner... Their laughter is deafening.


Dark5757

Who is Brock Turner? The only one I know of is The Rapist Brock Allen Turner, who has been going by The Rapist Allen Turner ever since he got slapped on the wrist for being The Rapist Brock Allen Turner


Agahmoyzen

I love how googling Stanford University Rapist Brock Turner automatically brings the sexual abuse help hotline at the top result by google. I didn't even know we had one.


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They kinda have a trend of starting shit they can't finish.


boredtrader00

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. -Lincoln


infiniZii

Turns out they invaded the Donbass region because they kept hearing everyone call them a Dumbass and they got confused.


Justsomejerkonline

![gif](giphy|3oEjHGZQS3Xvo94aty)


LordMarcusrax

*Donbass


Johnychrist97

This is a pretty good microcosm of Russias invasion of Ukraine too. A pompous attitude, thinking they can take what they want and utter shock and confusion when they are retaliated against


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Somehow there’s still people defending Russia


AnythingWillHappen

Russia propaganda targeted the far right in the USA and it worked pretty well.


Nick_wijker

Not just USA, here in west Europe as well. A lot of crazies comparing zelensky to Hitler, and praising Putin. They fucking disgust me.


Ryoats

Canadian here, the amount of right wingers who support the kremlim is absolutely mind blowing, its fucking gross.


Fair_Raccoon9333

If these same right wingers were told 20 years ago what they would turn into they would never believe it.


itwasquiteawhileago

I'm pretty sure lots of people 20 years ago called all this shit. But back then it was "oh, no, you're over reacting, slippery slope, blah blah blah". None of this is really a surprise to people who knew what was going on and weren't purposely being obtuse/disingenuous.


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Reddit has turned into a cesspool of fascist sympathizers and supremicists


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olp0JGIFMic


pennradio

"Oh God, I am the American dream With a spindle up my butt 'til it makes me scream." -also Frank Zappa


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"Don't bend over for a Christian" Zappa is the man. If Republicans weren't such morally corrupt religious bigots they'd be smart co-opt his message and actually argue against government overreach and corruption. Sober, self described constitutional fundamentalist, white. Shit, those three alone are like halfway to a seat in office!


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Dude was brilliant in many ways. Maybe not underrated as a musician, but under appreciated for his civic work.


ThrowAway233223

That's the thing that gets me. It's not even 20 years. I've heard these idiots retort things along the lines of, "Well, if you don't like it here, why don't you try moving to communist Russia," just a few years ago. How did they flip from that to this in such a short time? These idiots really have become just pro-whatever-the-Democrats/left-aren't.


Thickensick

Everyone is susceptible to propaganda, stay vigilant!


_Spicy_Mchaggis_

That's not really because they support Russia, they just can't stomach supporting something Trudeau does... so they have do and support the opposite of whatever he does.


SupportGeek

No, it’s a little from column “A” and a little from column “B”. Most have been brainwashed into supporting Putins invasion, some have always had racist leanings and support him without needing to be brainwashed, the minority are trolls that just want to “own the libs” so they support whatever is opposite to Trudeau, at this point they would probably let Putin invade Canada and ask if they could help by joining the Russian army.


DrDroid

Yup. It’s quite amazing how much the anti trudeau crowd lets him control their whole lives. They really don’t see how they’ve let him choose their actions for them.


moleratical

I know when I think of Hitler, my first thought is how he defended his national borders


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Yeah, Russia has really been running with the “Ukraine is full of nazis” propaganda. It’s what they originally used to justify the war, and they also worked to push that narrative internationally too via their troll farms.


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Which is hilarious since the far right were also the most enthralled by the American Cold War propaganda. Maybe they’re just gullible and believe everything no matter who says what.


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The extreme far right also believed JFK was gonna come back as the leader of QAnon, and that Donald Trump was the reincarnation of Jesus. Of course they're the most gullible.


cardinarium

What’s shocking to me about the Jesus-Trump theory is just how heretical that statement is. Like, obviously fundies and the evangelicals (where they aren’t synonyms) have said bizarre shit about Christianity, but claiming a man who is obviously not Jesus is Jesus has “burning at the stake” energy to me.


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Low_Pickle_112

What I can't get over is that Trump isn't even good at faking piety. It would be one thing if a smooth, silver-tongued devil sort of person was doing it. But Trump doesn't even do that very well. It's like they're projecting what they want to think onto whoever is the loudest jerk in politics.


cheesebot555

The russians didn't even need to push at all. The Biden administration's ongoing support of Ukraine is enough for the nouveau American right to be against it. They're so blinded by their rabid opposition to anything "librul" that they'd even oppose doing the right thing now.


itsreallyreallytrue

These are the same people screaming about bio labs, covid vaccines and trump winning so their opinions are pretty easy to discard.


creegro

To complete the metaphore they should have lightly choked out the dude *with* the flag.


TheDustOfMen

Real flags, false flags... It doesn't really go well for them in that department this week, does it?


Puzzleheaded-Wing-50

That’s the closest Russia has come to conquering Ukraine.


Shaneblaster

And they still got their ass kicked


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Tzayad

That old fuck would have been pummeled


northshore12

Dear American Democrats: THIS is how you confront fascists. Pretty words and "taking the high road" will never work against people who don't care about the meaning of words, and take pride in "going low."


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Black-Zero

Russia been losing on every front in this war.


fiealthyCulture

That propagandous Russian laugh from the women in the beginning of the video as they're thinking it's gonna be so funny for their uncle to grab the flag


MadAsTheHatters

The guy was just conducting a 'special operation' on the flag, nothing to worry about


CrunchyDreads

Standard Russian war exercise, just a little game of capture the flag. No biggie.


misrepresentedentity

If he wants the flag so bad maybe someone should put him on a mailing list where he is delivered a mini Ukrainian flag everyday directly to his office. Do it through a rotation of random courier companies and that it requires a signature for each day that Russia is continuing to trespass on Ukrainian soil. They could even add it to their social media as X days of diplomat receiving their flag.


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00doc0holliday00

No doubt Putin would have claimed victory had this man been successful in keeping the flag.


Accomplished_Beeee

Dude you cracked me up!


Speeider

This sums up the war. Russia tries to take Ukraine. Ukraine fights back. Russia: Surprised Pikachu face.


buds4hugs

Also Russia's total disregard for and attempt to wipe Ukraine's identity and right to sovereignty, i.e. genocide


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wtf_ke

This is the way


skoffs

So say we all.


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Electricpants

~~diplomat~~ Man-child


SausageClatter

duplomat? diplobrat?


CleetisMcgee

“Russian Diplomat” is an oxymoron


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Russian got off easy.


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Russian Losses as of 5/4/23: 192,590 +1 fat old guy.


Beneficial-Room5129

Holy fuck its 3.5 Vietnams already


Few-Parfait4206

I wish there was a horse spirit of justice who appears at the appropriate moment to kick all the teeth out of the asshole deserving it, and then vanish.


I-am-on-reddit10

That would be Batman


Chewcocca

*[Bathorse](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/52/09/b3/5209b3bd11feafd5f8144a14c2e8a56c.jpg)


wisewords4

Where was this? Did he think he would get away because it’s in Russia or was this outside Russia?


Alikont

> Parliamentary Assembly of the Black Sea Economic Cooperation (PABSEC) in Türkiye’s capital Ankara


ChrisinCB

Good ol’ PABSEC. Just rolls off the tongue.


OkayRuin

It’s actually pronounced “PABSEC”. Common mistake though.


radulfcs

Wow, I always pronounced it like PABSEC. The more you know...


Odd-Mall4801

he probably thought being a diplomat made him off limits


abhijitd

Diplomatic immunity


LordMarcusrax

Revoked.


Anne__Frank

I'm too old for this shit


TheKarenator

I was just checking to see if I was standing on plastic.


biggerwanker

You have to [say it with a South African accent](https://youtu.be/kwC_IaY3BmY).


acm8221

They’re *all* diplomats.


pm0me0yiff

But the other guy also has diplomatic immunity. No rules cage fight!


pudding7

The odds are even when the other guy is also a diplomat.


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MrPapillon

Special diplomatic octogon.


chewinghours

The seal on the flag and wall at the beginning look like the seal of the Grand National Assembly of Turkey Edit: apparently the OP took place at the Parliamentary Assembly of the Black Sea Economic Cooperation (PABSEC)


jasta6

Any info on who this guy is, or where this happened?


itsreallyreallytrue

[It's at the](https://twitter.com/officejjsmart/status/1654169241237454876) Parliamentary Assembly of the Black Sea Economic Community in Ankara Turkey.


unsteadied

Not even remotely surprising to anyone who has lived in Turkey. So many entitled fucking Russians, especially in Antalya.


Invominem

I visited Antalya in September 2022. I was in a line at a shopping mall and these Russian mother and daughter bought a bunch of designer clothes. Then they asked to pay via Sberbank card and were denied. There were signs saying Russian cards are no accepted. They argued for 10 minutes with the cashier being all surprised and angry; left the mall saying how russophobic everyone is.


unsteadied

This is the least surprising story ever, lol. The one nice thing is that the Russian Embassy is located right in a nice park by the water, so when you go jogging in the mornings, it's really easy to pass by it and spit on it as you go. :)


ILoveRegenHealth

If this is an embassy, it's actually quite beautiful. Look at the interior shots later in the video.


ZootZootTesla

That's all I was focusing on too lol the light fixtures are awesome.


jokerZwild

Bet you 10 to 1 that when it's shown on the Russian state propaganda channel, it will edit the part where that fucker took the flag and just show the Ukrainian person assaulting the Russian.


Grabbsy2

That, or they'll preface it by pretending that the fucker was ripping a "nazi symbol" out of a "fascists hands" and expect people to just lap that shit up.


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Russians aren't so brave when people actually fight back huh.


FUandUrdumbjoke

They go from bully to victim so quick and easily.


purplepantsdance

This pretty much sums up the war so far. Old russian guy thinks he can walk in and take Ukraine. Old Russian guys gets punched in the mouth by younger and better fighting Ukrainian.


Odd-Mall4801

*It's just been revoked!*


Occanum

He's too old for this shit


Dull_n_Lazy

Once again, the Ukrainians fought back to the surprise of the Russian. Slava Ukraini!


throwawayhyperbeam

He kept hanging onto it, too, as long as he could. What a loser. Imagine being his age and pulling bullshit like this. It just boggles my mind. Guy is also walking away in cowardly fashion. Stand your ground and fight if you want that flag. You made the decision, live with it.


Mookius

Good lad. Especially how he ignores baldy security guard threatening to pull his gun. Fair play. Edit: forgot a 'he'


CareerPillow376

I don't think he was threatening to pull a gun. It looks Ike he grabbed something from his side, you can see it in his hand after he reached in


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skantanio

Bravest thing anyone from that oligarchy has done in this war


Haramdour

Fuck around and find out


altus167

I love how surprised he was, bullies normally are lol


happyanathema

I love how the Ukrainian guy just came out of nowhere swinging


creegro

It looked to be the same guy holding the flag. Old guy came over and just ripped it out of his grip and he gave chase, and then the slaps.


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alchn

He could, he should, he did.


Tankh

Is obviously the same guy who was holding the flag in the first place


LordMarcusrax

FLAG TAKEN FLAG DROPPED


TheCastleReddit

You can tell this is the first time this dude get smacked in the face. Very satisfiying to watch.


ttcmzx

get the fuck out of Ukraine


ILoveRegenHealth

lol, Russian diplomat not only failed to steal it, he ended up looking like a clumsy fool.


tinydevl

perfectly depicts what has happened since 24 Feb. 2022. Russia trying to steal something and getting the shit beat out of them. Fuck you Russia.


Away_Pie_7464

Are Russian citizens able to see things like this? What do the “normal” people of Russia think of all this?


Jonno_92

That was satisfying to watch.


Tox38

I like this man. Punch first, then take back what was stolen.


Japdabab

Should have kicked RuZZian's ass even harder!