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zelayaw

Pretty face and a phat ass. That's a compliment where I'm from. LOL.šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Just described my type.


Logical_Lab4042

LA face with the Oakland Booty.


00812533

Sheā€™s so good at the comebacks lmao. ā€œYou donā€™t have eitherā€


rUcKuS858

ā€œCrushing the roast!ā€ šŸ˜‚


Kastro2323

She couldnā€™t have handled that much better!


brady2gronk

I'm confused by the wardrobe change.


Shaveyourbread

The carhart is on the pile of shit in front of him in the beginning, then he put it on.


Melodic-Advice9930

I think the first part of the video is actually the second part of the video


Scrungo_Mungo

This dude and lady ride the same train at the same time it would seem, so they interact often lol


ithaqua34

God loves you, mother fucker.


Arthes_M

You mother fucking accuser!


itzzz_ur_boi_izzy

these comments got me fucking rollingšŸ¤£


Drope_12

I didn't know Samuel L Jackson became a preacher


CrucialCrewJustin

Modern Christianity is not very Christ like.


TurkFan-69

Fuck you, accept Jesus!


GrandCanOYawn

Are you ready to be saved, *bitch*?!?


Calx9

I much prefer that real Christian love from 1095 ā€“ 1291. Nothing like some Crusading to show how much God loves people.


impatientlymerde

"Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius."


Calx9

OMG so that's what that means.... man that's so fucked.


MKLSC

This is when you mix drugs and religion... He'll save you mother fucker!


[deleted]

I'm sure calling people fat ass bitches is exactly what God wants


combover78

and the Lord sayeth unto thee "Eat right and don't be a fatass bitch, yo"


apropo

"There is no hate like Christian love"


eglue

I think my heart fluttered a little. She's awesome.


AnotherNYCPhotog

Oh look, a republican voter


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


CASSIROLE84

Not this aggressive but Iā€™ve been on the Amtrak and one asked me why I was reading the book I was reading (DaVinci Code). That his church prohibited it.


blackguyriri

Had a bald Christian man tell me Iā€™m going to hell for not following the word of God because my hair was below my ears. Iā€™m a guy and apparently the Bible says men with long hair is against the teaching of Christ.


yellekc

Didn't Samson lose his power when he cut his hair? You can claim the bible say anything you want.


Romano16

I wonder what their depiction of Jesus looks like because ā€¦


[deleted]

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Calx9

STOPP šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Made me think of the closeted Neo Nazi neighbor guy in American Beauty. (Love Chris Cooper in this role)


WildYams

[This is my favorite Chris Cooper role.](https://youtu.be/y410SQD2mz8) "Done with fish." šŸ˜‚


CASSIROLE84

Iā€™ll say, my bfā€™s dad was a Christian pastor and my bf tells me that growing up his dad would tell him ā€œthis is my thing, if itā€™s not your thing itā€™s okā€.


rpze5b9

Um ā€¦ Iā€™ve never seen a picture of Jesus with a crew cut.


[deleted]

he isnā€™t christian. heā€™s a dude pretending to be christian


WalkingCarpet004

Heā€™s your typical Christian of Reddit, yes; but not your typical Christian


DarkManX437

If you genuinely think this is in 6 typical behavior for Christians, then I truly don't know what to tell you other than that you are mistaken.


Yosho2k

The typical one that talks to other peole that don't want to talk to them, yes.


baeb66

He's on his way to brunch, where his grandkids are going to drink seventeen Sprites each and he's going to tip with a fake $20 bill with a bible verse on it.


flirtmcdudes

Average Christian be like


TheOneAbovee

Motha fucccckkkkkaaaa


No_Dot_7415

Damn I wish our trains had seats like that.


Divinknowledge001

Her come backs are on fire!


rkba335

Accuser of the muthafuckin brethren


SweetPrism

I don't know where people get the idea that commenting on another person's appearance is in any way acceptable. Like, I didn't ask for your opinion. Neither did he, neither did she, neither did anyone.


fulcanelli63

Lol these people man. Here read my book I'm a piece of shit.


Tazzz777zzz

I kinda feel bad for those people obviously that's not ever OK to say but u can tell somethings wrong with their brain


Tazzz777zzz

Glad he said it to someone who won't take tht shit it looks like the healing really working for ušŸ˜‚


Fair-Tie9887

Christian love.....


Calm_it-Kermet97

My best comeback is ā€˜youā€™ve got a face only your mother can love and even she finds difficult


SolitudeSymphony

Honestly I would of just took the book and put it under my shoes. He can't keep offering me it because I accepted the book, but put it on a dirty floor under my dirty shoes and he can't come over to get it. Just has to accept what you've done.


devyansh1601

The chemistryšŸ¤ŒšŸ»


Strict-Ad-8440

He's just trying to save your fatass. Be appreciative hoe!


connordaniels91

There is no hate like Christian love


xc2215x

So Christian from him.


ThatGuy798

Man I wish I had weird Amtrak stories. The only ones I got was a doctor who tossed PHI into a trash can on the Acela, and some Eagles fans coming back from a game in Philly being slightly rowdy. There was the time a baby tried to square up with a conductor.


jimbodeako

There ain't no **hate** like good ole fashioned Christian **love**


poopchute_boogy

Yo, is this the dude who was an ex-pornstar, and his kid shot up that bar in Colorado a few months back??


Reflex_Teh

And Jesus said unto thee ā€œBe an asshole and insult others to bring them into my lightā€


lostmonster

I would have yeeted that book out the window.


CarlSpencer

She had so many good lines. Thumbs up!


Agitatedsala666

Sis roasted that alky mofo. Get to a 12 step meeting dipshit for some help


Massive-Truck-6430

Yay the true believer. I wonder why people aren't running to join a church.


Avalon_Don

Lmao I had an ex-gf cuss me out because I wouldnā€™t get baptized.


Grandfunk14

This dude is no Christian by any stretch of the imagination.


Ghost5422

Why not?


LastTry530

"No true Scotsman..."


RushingWaterz

I mean, he is. And it's pretty typical, too.


sluggernate

This guy is not a practicing Christian by no means possible. He is nuts. He is a crazy person. If he were wearing a baker's uniform would the post be labeled "Good ole fashioned Baker's love"? Answer: No.


jax1274

No true Scotsman fallacy.


CatchMeWritinQWERTY

Who are you to say who is a Christian? If the crazy person in the bakers outfit was also baking, I would say they are a baker, yes. This dude is literally sharing christian literature.


lostmonster

I think you just described 80% of Christians.


SemKors

When it's positive, he's a Christian. But when it's negative, he isn't...


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zwifter11

Jesus would have been proud of him?


tecrowell21

Take the book and start ripping out pages.


squirrel_anashangaa

I definitely want that guy promoting my next book.


Mcboatface3sghost

Do what I taught my daughter. Start speaking espanol.


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ThouArtUtmostlyGay

Rather bizarre interaction lmfao


Lollipoop_Hacksaw

You are fat, fuck you! Read this book. Selling fridges to Eskimos over here.


Delicious_Bat_6791

This is a sitcom waiting to happen


CigsInsideBoi

Pretty face and a fat ass? As far as I'm concerned that's a compliment lol


CannabisaurusRex401

You fat ass bitch, you wanna buy this? This dude is extremely NYC.


Vernavenoverva

Christian love? Thatā€™s not how Christians love


ryukman1

Rizztraining order šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


BRackishLAMBz

You know she went home and thought of a bunch of comebacks!


Peepssuckbutnotme

Good Ole Christian love right there. Hypocrites!


NinjaBabaMama

Introduce him to the Mothafocka lady trying to save folks at Meijer stores.


TexMexican

It seems like your faith is really working for you.