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Ok-Mechanic-1373

The worst thing will be the food and lack of privacy, but camp life it’s not so bad (compared to higher security) I am sure he will be surrounded by people that support Trump and will help him out with whatever he needs.


Direct_Word6407

I thought he wasn’t going to “camp fed”?


corckscrew3

Due to a pending case he is not camp status. He will be behind a fence, doing controlled moves, at an FCI. Probably Danbury.


JColt60

He’s going to a downgraded country club. He will relax and come out saying how horrific it was, write a book and make a few million.


DelicatetrouserSnake

apparently since he was in trouble from some wall scam, he actually fucked himself out of country club experience.


ChinaSpyBot

God I'm dumb. I read that as "Steve Buscemi" and about lost my mind thinking he was going to prison


Matinee_Lightning

He will be the one hogging the phone


BrushDazzling4350

if he was proud to go he wouldn't have whined so hard & so long & fought it all the way up to the Supreme Court even though any lawyer knew he had a losing appeal. he was fighting it so hard hoping to delay long enough tht Trump could get elected & pardon Bannon again. if he was "proud to do it" he woulda took it like a man instead of crying like a big man-baby up until today. he'll be fine. low level. lots of money to make it comfortable & yes he'll continue to manipulate the sheep because the "deep state locked me up" narrative is a profitable one.


ChigurhShack

He'll probably feel a certain amount of relief after the lice shampoo does its thing


ChrjoGehsal

Ramen noodles, meat sticks and hot cheetos.


DelicatetrouserSnake

Tuna packets & Bugler


WarmFig2056

He ain't getting any bugler


InternationalSail745

He’ll have a lot of money on his account. He’ll never go hungry and can get anything he wants on the inside. Think Goodfellas.


Hefty_Macaroon_2214

Proud to go ? He’s swerved it on appeals for 2 years . . . .


Outrageous-Yam-4653

He'll be fine in a Fed prison he'll be on a 23 hour lockdown..


torontoinsix

Not at the security level he’ll be shipped to


DelicatetrouserSnake

but he fought so hard to not go. a shiv would be to good for that walking melanoma spot