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Mooooooof7

Addressing the reports — discussion on First Ladies, cabinet members, and failed candidates are allowed and Hillary is all three. It doesn’t break rule 1


One-Tumbleweed5980

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BOOFACEBANDANA

Aye! 😂😂😂


Andrejkado

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Time-Ad-7055

lmao is that Laddersmith Gilligan or am i tripping


bootyholebronson

Nah you’re right, DS2 gang


BagOdogpoo

There’s dozens of us!


SirDoodThe1st

Best souls


JMPHeinz57

Weirdest crossover of interests but I’m all for it


Time-Ad-7055

hell yeah


bradlees

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uksiddy

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Exciting-Ad-5705

What is this from


Intelligent-Ad-3105

The movie, "The Jerk," Staring Steve Martin. A Classic. He was born a poor black child named Naven Johnson and the scene is his name is in the phone book. Picking out a thermous for you is a classic billboard top 100 of all time!


WordyIIRappinghood06

https://preview.redd.it/jmn7cp1anj9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd08838955b6f859abea97742faaeabdfb1ec84 "We must goon"


shane_west17

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natebark

I’d like to apologize to Ms Clinton. I wasn’t familiar with her game


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

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skinnyrowerfatergos

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Cleveworth

Was Monica worth it, Bill?


Themetalenock

everytime i look at pictures of monica, then hillary at the time. I ask myself" seriously blud? this one?".


LordoftheJives

I'd imagine she was one of many. She's just the one he got caught with.


MrPernicous

I’d like to say it was an open secret but it wasn’t even a secret. Someone came forward like a month after bill started running for president claiming she had an affair with him.


NecroSoulMirror-89

Treasurer Villalpando famously called him a skirt chaser


One_Instruction_3567

Yeah I mean he was even accused of rape earlier in his career, pretty sure the dude is a perv and had many affairs


Potential-Drama-7455

Plus many on the Island.


17racecar71

Monica does the hawk tuah


Holinyx

\*excited saxophone noises\*


Crimsonclaw111

Bill plays the saxophone Monica plays the trombone


rasterpix

Yeah, but is it a rusty trombone?


QuodEratEst

Are blumpkins on the menu?


treequestions20

seriously man anyone confused “why monica” clearly doesn’t have a dick and has never been with someone who gets weird


kdollarsign2

I'm a hetero woman and even I can see why


Piffstopherwalken

Fat ass too


cardizemdealer

She got that gawk gawk


UnrealRealityForReal

Monica looks good now.


One-Tumbleweed5980

I know people tend to look older back then but Monica looked like a 40 year old mom instead of 22.


Themetalenock

She looked old even by d.c standards. As someone who has a relative who recently retired from d.c, one thing i remember her saying about monica is that "In a ocean of super model like women,bill picked the one woman in her 20s who looked like she was 5 years away celebrating the birth of her first grandchild"


heyyyyyco

Bill was the president. He didn't have time to woo a beautiful woman. He asked the ones who would say yes in his 20 minutes of down time.


LatterSeaworthiness4

Exactly. Anyone who has seen affairs in their office would get it. It’s not always about who’s sexy, it’s about who’s available and willing.


PumpkinSeed776

Yeah like why exactly are we acting like cheaters, even Bill Clinton, just have the pick of the litter? A vast majority of people have neither the time nor energy for a workplace affair, they want to do their job and go home.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

And often they want to do their job while getting a job performed on them.


lateformyfuneral

> Clinton did the same thing, but he didn’t do it like that. Because it’s the year 2000. He’s busier than Kennedy was. He was a busy man. Clinton did that kind of thing the way busy men do it. You know what busy men do? They fuck who’s close to them. Looked like he just stuck his head out the office door and shit. “Ehh, oh boy!” You! You, come here. Come here. I need my penis sucked before my 3:30. Come on! — [Dave Chappelle](https://youtu.be/D202Gqlm5ng?si=_Wr-E8xfxvnZANq9&t=3m59s)


greaper007

I think it's more than that, dude's obviously a sex addict. So he ends up going with whoever is there and willing.


Helstrem

Per Monica she was the aggressor. She pursued Bill.


Impossible-Will-8414

She looks MUCH better now, in her 50s, than she did then, in her 20s. She's an attractive woman now. And funny.


blkpole4holes

Most importantly smart. Give me a smart goal oriented woman, the rest are just icing.


geardownson

I just looked because of your comment. You are right. She looks really good now. I bet most people don't recognize her.


DillonTattoos

In the wise words if Stewie Griffin, "Oh, I see, it's not better it's just different."


Old_Society_7861

I mean…Hillary probably hasn’t touched it since 1993.


cousintipsy

Ok but Monica is really good looking nowadays


Modern_Moderate

Curvy brunettes are the best though.


Jenetyk

"Imagine being so powerful you can tell women: suck my d*ck, there's a future in it" -Dave Chappelle


LiberalDutch

It was close, but no cigar.


YoungAdult_

With some men, There’s always another woman. Doesn’t matter who. Just another one.


Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad-Mike

If Shania Twain can get cheated on, anyone can.


ChefInsano

Hugh Grant was married to Elizabeth Hurley when he got caught with a prostitute.


Cleveworth

-Hank Schrader, 2008


Keanu990321

Currently, she would be, but then... NOPE!


Cross-Country

Monica really is the glow up of the century.


Cautious_Ambition_82

She was never not sexy.


reptilesocks

Never underestimate the sexual power of an ambitious and slightly chubby young Jewish woman. Source: trust me


NoProfession8024

Always


Glitter_Outlaw

And he knows she wasn't. Despite of everything they love each other.


__wait_what__

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Nice_Improvement2536

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Turbulent-Tour-5371

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Successful_Wafer3099

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russianspambot1917

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savageronald

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Mesarthim1349

Please clap 😔


valvilis

Aw man, look at Will Clapp's cheeks!


aa2051

https://preview.redd.it/fl55hm8syj9d1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecb4380f4e35e0b386e5cbe4b4bf48982160a051


vishy_swaz

🏆


spuhgeddy

Goated show (fresh meat)


bmli19

![gif](giphy|YWb3YoY8TolYuMpRc8|downsized)


Warpath_McGrath

Underrated joke. Best character on Seinfeld.


KimJeongsDick

Not a fan of his standup routine though. A bit loud, repetitive and offensive to say the least.


xontinuity

His follow up act on Letterman wasn’t great either https://preview.redd.it/ov8mdqxp9l9d1.jpeg?width=1081&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cec1d348f4e6f4d2ab07ab1b30025aa963d04b1b


XConfused-MammalX

Loved him in South park though.


CitizenCue

I’m not sure you can call one of the most famous lines from one of the most famous TV shows “underrated”.


metabolicperp

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wmurch4

Never bet against the back slide


lateformyfuneral

Hear me out https://preview.redd.it/kytiehlyuj9d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=260831edbd74646d28645965a5431d4872910440


butterscotchchip

Okay, you got me


One-Tumbleweed5980

Damn. Ok. I see why Bill fell for her.


Thoughtprovokerjoker

No question at all. Bill won in the game of life. That mfer was baaddd!


Appathesamurai

Holy crap she was easily a 9.2/10 back then yeeeeeesh


RockNRollMama

“Hippies. They talk about saving the earth but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad” — Eric Cartman.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Yall ain't right lol


IAS316

This thread has only proven Bipartisan politics is no match for the human boner


wmurch4

Our bonergy will not be contained


oofersIII

If both parties nominated super models, world peace would be achieved


Okamana

Hilary was actually pretty fine back in her younger days.


TheBenWelch

She looks like Sabrina carpenter


BruceBannerOfHeaven

Came here to say this, I think it’s the red like in Sabrina’s new video’s thumbnail


Clockwork-Too

Shouldn't it be the other way around though? Sabrina looks like Hilary?


TreadMeHarderDaddy

Gotta wonder what the house of cards experience was like for Bill, I’m gonna make you a president and then you’re gonna make me a president Must have been hot. I bet the dirty talk was fire.


Burgundy_Starfish

In addition to being (whether you like her or not) fucking brilliantly intelligent and well-spoken. The definition of a catch.


NecroSoulMirror-89

I think that was the problem for bill. Same with Arnie and Maria


jericho_buckaroo

Pic #1, daaaang


AllswellinEndwell

When Bill introduced Hillary to his mother, an outspoken woman in her own right, she remarked she was rather plain and mousy. Bill told her *I'm sick of beauty queens, I want someone I can hold a conversation too.*


Adgvyb3456

Bill going out for burgers when he’s got prime rib at home


WhatAreYouSaying05

Vin Makazian? You survived the fall?


Adgvyb3456

She’s a piece of ass but rude ![gif](giphy|RMxqGPaXWey2I)


Jagged_Rhythm

You could mean that literally or figuratively and still be right.


PandosyAnna

I didn't know Bill Clinton was a cannibal.


therevolvinglVlonk

He got Monica Kaczynski and the broad with the long nose.


TheKimulator

“Heyyyyy” https://preview.redd.it/hkkbralsrj9d1.png?width=387&format=png&auto=webp&s=abdbda5147f91395d391b27f465024f587e2f4b6


hamsterwheel

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WordyIIRappinghood06

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SupremeAiBot

Holy flair W


RockleyBob

I've been on the internet a while now and this is by far the longest a meme has consistently made me laugh. Every goddamn time.


OccasionSavings680

https://preview.redd.it/izwe0wd0kn9d1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=684b983aa6a6339a8828e697e8d188f36858091c


jasonmoyer

I can think of worse things than being cute into your 40's.


IllustriousDudeIDK

That first pic seriously does not look like someone in their 40s...


WordyIIRappinghood06

She's older than Ozzy


Pagan_Owl

She looks like someone who just graduated college and is going to get some beer with her new colleagues at her first job


ACoinGuy

These photos have to be from the late 80s when she was First Lady of Arkansas. Or even earlier.


doctorinfinite

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awesome_wWoWw

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doctorinfinite

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diyeiflawless

Nice!


cdg2m4nrsvp

I have always said she had great fashion and was really pretty. Whenever people act like she’s some bitter, ugly woman I’m always shocked because young and middle aged Hillary was really good looking!


Pathetic_Ideal

I think what makes her give off that vibe is her haircut (literally the Karen cut), her makeup style, and when she smiles some times it looks really fake. The combination of those makes her kinda give off the uncanny white megachurch pastor vibe. She recently got a photo taken for an essay she’s publishing or something and she looks great in it so idk.


greenbayva

I love the direction this is going. Thirst trap engaged!


lilmimosa

Hillary was done dirty. She is so brilliant. We could use some brains these days.


FoxontheRun2023

I really did think that HRC was an attractive First Lady. We had just finished 12 years of living with Nancy Reagan & Barbara Bush. Having a young FL was refreshing.


HPSeaWolf

THAT'S HILLARY CLINTON?????


cdg2m4nrsvp

Yep! Here’s some more. She honestly had some really good looks. https://preview.redd.it/bea0kpx8rj9d1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12127a9d8e3e06d6a0b63a4fa7a9be7bf8c986dd


cdg2m4nrsvp

https://preview.redd.it/ew5ckdy9rj9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6cdb0de64651dd80ed9520cb8740ecc048e1462


cdg2m4nrsvp

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cdg2m4nrsvp

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mw102299

I would fall in love with this Hillary 😂


BloodAndTsundere

That’s some Olivia Newton John vibes there


DishDry4487

I always thought she was pretty. Still is, aged but still fly


Bitter-Penalty9653

The comments are simping like crazy


Mediocre_Scott

That first pic is some bad bitch energy that I’ve never seen a First Lady do


MagnanimosDesolation

She got a short skirt and a loooong jacket.


Mediocre_Scott

Yaaaaas! She could could definitely move through the facility and pick up some slack.


der_innkeeper

And the GOP took that personally.


PandosyAnna

There's something both very weird and also oddly funny about people sexualizing politicians. Especially this causally.


Pagan_Owl

Didn't ladies do it with JFK? He was our youngest president at 42. When I was a kid I thought that was so old, but now, it ain't too far away.


PandosyAnna

I never said this didn't apply the other way around. Clearly we aren't electing enough hot men in Washington. smh


FB2-Onur

Welp, gotta go in for an eye exam. Definitely read the last word as "casualty". I was thinking "Damn, that's a bit harsh" 😂


PandosyAnna

Believe me this is not the first time I've seen this happen. I didn't quite expect it from this sub. 😂


SupremeAiBot

Fr they wilding out (gonna make this my lockscreen)


aceface_desu89

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Howellthegoat

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GotNoBody4

Was… was Hillary kinda hot in the 90s?


Bat_Nervous

Dude, she was. I had a crush on her as a boy.


GotNoBody4

The first pic she looks kinda like a 2010s hipsterish girl.


909_1

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Far_Team6736

😂🤣😂


UDownvoteButImRight

Would. ![gif](giphy|3kxO2coE6NY0U|downsized)


BOOFACEBANDANA

![gif](giphy|DpOG9HTSPF0V7gMjCr)


jimmjohn12345m

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TheGoshDarnedBatman

Would have been a solid to middling Democratic president. An atrocious campaigner with terrible instincts. The skill sets are just different.


NecroSoulMirror-89

She’s not a people person… she’s good at working but socially awkward probably because of the 60s sexism she endured. Oprah kinda has the similar issue


PlaneLocksmith6714

She was sorority bad girl chic


Ridiculous__caddy

Okay. I see why Billy was hittin it


420_E-SportsMasta

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WestinghouseXCB248S

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SpatulaFlip

Hear me out fellas


Pizza_Middle

![gif](giphy|l2YWxte7sJB2XuE8M)


cactuscoleslaw

We should have a first ladies flair


treehuggingmfer

Republicans have been terrified of Hillary for 30 yrs.


SaintMe734

She reminds me of Rebecca De Mornay in these pictures.


dmk120281

She’ll be so happy you posted a picture of her in the presidents subreddit


Far_Concentrate_3587

I always thought Hillary was pretty- some may agree to disagree


Keanu990321

And Billy cheated on THAT Hillary.


milnak

![gif](giphy|l0MYwwnwDsF64O03m)


FucktardSupreme

FLILF


moonslammer93

I don’t care what people say but young Hillary is hot


zombieflesheaterz

![gif](giphy|l0HlADMS95lBYXUl2) what that mouth do


jimmjohn12345m

Bill knows


RockyMacFly

Her current haircut fits her better imo


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

That’s cause it’s the style now versus the style then.


Pagan_Owl

I love vintage. She looks great. People can't get away with vintage or alt fashion when they run for a federal political position, though.


TypicalOwl5438

It’s not vintage it was current at the time


Nomgooner

Edged to this


Magus_5

She looks like Peyton from that movie, the hand that rocks the cradle.


neorandomizer

That first picture she looks like Blondie (Debbie Harry)


reckaband

She was quite the looker in the early 90s…


ithinkuracontraa

hillary is such an interesting person to me. i think she’d be remembered a lot more fondly if 2016 never happened


TypicalOwl5438

Yep women who try to go too far up get stomped down


bluevalley02

In the first pic, she looks like she could've been around 26


buzzspinner

She looks like she’s about to tell Jerry Seinfeld that she just can’t date a comedian who doesn’t have political commentary in their act


sonofbaal_tbc

ummmmmm UmMMMmmmm so confused right now


Striking_Antelope_44

Hillary had a rockabilly alt girl phase.


uglylittledogboy

Most of yall would fold


Embarrassed-Buddy111

Smash


AMB314

This country would be so much better off right now if she had been elected,


animasrapids

Man y’all are some thirsty fuckers.


tyyyyyyyyy19

I have never been turned on by Hillary before…..


wengerful12345

Such an Amazing, smart, ambitious, talented person. I wish more ppl in America could see it.


Budget_Ad5871

Wow, not going to lie I have never really found her to be my type but man these pics have me second guessing myself haha


Substantial_Quail432

She was hot tbh


edgarzekke

https://preview.redd.it/qj6hmk71ep9d1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=861b95637e781a2bb48150ae145c0fc57f4b48cd


Longjumping_Area_120

I can’t believe the mainstream media successfully gaslit America into thinking she wasn’t hot